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Dark_Assassin22
03-11-2007, 05:24 PM
what would say or be your last words?

Ex: Hey! your Altair! can i touch your blade?

something like that..

Dark_Assassin22
03-11-2007, 05:24 PM
what would say or be your last words?

Ex: Hey! your Altair! can i touch your blade?

something like that..

princeofyo
03-11-2007, 05:37 PM
"Damn not again"

Agent_Alpha
03-11-2007, 05:43 PM
"Would you please sign my dead body? PLEASE?"

Chokenspit
03-11-2007, 07:07 PM
"Can I have some new info on your upcoming game?

g2ladmin
03-11-2007, 07:09 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif

Seriously, some new info would be nice.

moobz
03-11-2007, 08:28 PM
scream "OUCH!" and die....................... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

rebelinthenude0
03-11-2007, 09:34 PM
Wen's Best Buy shipping you to my house???

Anubis14_360
03-11-2007, 11:31 PM
i would ask him if i can be his sidekick. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gifand if he would teach me how to do all his tricks http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gif

Froglette
03-12-2007, 12:03 AM
"Please don't, I'm your half brother's cousin twice removed." http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Anubis14_360
03-12-2007, 01:34 AM
ok whats my name (this will be funny) bro lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

XxKillabytexX
03-12-2007, 03:43 AM
I dont know about you guys but if someone was about to slice my neck my last message would be.....



"Don't ****ing kill me you ****ing son of a ***** just cause you suck **** dosent mean you have to ficking slice my neck you **** **** ****er"



Yer sonthing like that anyway.

XxKillabytexX
03-12-2007, 03:46 AM
Um I did have a funny reply but it had a lot of swear words and when I posted it a message came up saying it had so called "trigger" words in it so sorry Ubi http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gifplease dont ban me http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif I thought it would just go through the word safe thingy and no one would get hurt. sorry again it was just a joke.

Ubi_Rickas
03-12-2007, 03:48 AM
Don't worry you won't be banned http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Hmm if Altair came up behind me I would prolly scream like a girl and then try to run. Of course he would catch me and silently kill me.

XxKillabytexX
03-12-2007, 03:55 AM
Could you post my post just without the swear words just like it went through the word safe thingy because I thought it was pretty funny. sorry for the inconvinace.

andy276
03-12-2007, 11:29 AM
you stupid ***** you were supposed to kill me yesterday http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

zgubilici
03-12-2007, 11:31 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by XxKillabytexX:
Could you post my post just without the swear words just like it went through the word safe thingy because I thought it was pretty funny. sorry for the inconvinace. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well, that post is literally riddled with censored-out words and the content is not really an appropiate display for an E-rated forum in any case- if we take those words out, nothing much will remain - so the best thing would be if you post again, this time with a reply that doens't have to be censored or edited http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Thanks http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

DeAdLy2323
03-12-2007, 12:42 PM
i would say "Is it altair? hey what are you doing, ow ouch!!

Dark_Assassin22
03-12-2007, 01:58 PM
Cool guys.. keep them coming!


I have some..

"Were did you get your robe and hood?" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Chokenspit
03-12-2007, 04:23 PM
"Pshhh, see if I ever help YOU with social stealth again!"

tailstriker
03-12-2007, 04:31 PM
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING A HELPING MISSION!"

SpyderNynja
03-12-2007, 04:50 PM
"Nice robe!"

AC__fo__PS3
03-12-2007, 05:02 PM
" I like your robe, where did you get it?"

chewie1890
03-12-2007, 07:31 PM
"Oh God, I'm in a genetic memory!"

zoozilla
03-12-2007, 08:39 PM
"Hey! Can you sign my - oh, sorry. I thought you were Sam Fisher."

XxKillabytexX
03-13-2007, 03:57 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Well, that post is literally riddled with censored-out words and the content is not really an appropiate display for an E-rated forum in any case- if we take those words out, nothing much will remain - so the best thing would be if you post again, this time with a reply that doens't have to be censored or edited
Thanks </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yer again sorry you had to read it without the censor.



http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gifSORRY UBI I WONT DO IT AGAIN http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

Wanted_David
03-13-2007, 08:56 AM
"Wow! Cool. A Ninja http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Can you kill me with your blowpipe? No...wait...Last time i said that it didn't go too well...I don't want to go to that Bath-house again...ever!

Agent_Alpha
03-13-2007, 10:24 AM
lol, Chaos Theory Comedic Gold!

I'd say "So, how 'bout that weather? It's been a little dry recently, but I've heard it's been raining cats and dogs in Iowa"

rebelinthenude0
03-13-2007, 11:29 AM
"Who's yoooww Daddy?!?!?, Oh Shi# i didn't mean it honest OUCH OOOWWWWW"

SpyderNynja
03-13-2007, 12:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by AC__fo__PS3:
" I like your robe, where did you get it?" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

uber-post stealing hax! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

AC__fo__PS3
03-13-2007, 07:09 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif

SpyderNynja
03-14-2007, 05:17 AM
lol http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif its ok, it was just weird seeing that RIGHT after mine hehe.

"...That's it...I'm not buying your game..."

FableB
03-14-2007, 08:39 AM
"HEY! You can't kill ME! I make cool wallpapers of you! Go kill Lhorkan instead, he animated you as a BALL! Don't you think he's implying that you are eunuch?"

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Lhorkan
03-14-2007, 09:15 AM
"Hey, you must be the dude I animated as a ball! Haha*splorch*"

yavanna_1986
03-14-2007, 11:20 AM
OMG! Are you Altair?! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

You're hot. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

And then, when he loses his concentration for a second, hit him in the stomach with my elbow, then turn around, punch him in the face, and kick him with my knee and run. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Yup, no skilled assassin can kill me. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Lhorkan
03-14-2007, 12:02 PM
You can't kick with your elbow. Only with your legs. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

KaBaW6957
03-14-2007, 03:20 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif

robo_turtle
03-15-2007, 03:30 PM
yes! dude-efied no-one will beleive this! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gif oh cr*p!

SMOOTHRJ1
03-15-2007, 05:46 PM
Oh snap its my boi altair man wats up!!!!! a fool wheres da wedding ring oh pshhh my bad it got cut off hahaha????ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noo im sorry plzzzz x(

SpyderNynja
03-15-2007, 06:09 PM
"There's a time for everything and its not now."

or

"My back! You fixed it! OW! My neck! You broke it!"

TheRealJimV
03-15-2007, 06:22 PM
I would say to look behind him to see something and when he's doing that i kill him and i take his clothes http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Hitman style

OH_DragonBoy
03-16-2007, 05:14 PM
I'm not sure...
Either "AAAAACKCAAAKAK!"
OR
One of those stupid Shakespeare Style 3 page monologues.

SpyderNynja
03-16-2007, 06:28 PM
"NOT THE FACE!"

"I hope you washed your hands..."

"Please tell me that thing is sharp"

"Don't I know you from somewhere?"

"Altair is such a pansy, I mean really, who's so weak and stupid that they have to stab their victim in PUBLIC and run away?! I mean, at least have the skills to take everybody on right?! God, I bet I could kill him! I'd exhale in his general direction and he'd fly away! Like the bird he is! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHA! Haha! haha! haha...ha...ha...he's right behind me isn't he?"

Azraelo
03-16-2007, 09:55 PM
"I'm a big fan of yours. Can you sign my body?"

Agent_Alpha
03-17-2007, 12:09 AM
can I please try out your awesome switchblade type thingie???

SpyderNynja
03-17-2007, 09:33 PM
"I demand that my murderers use anesthesia! It's in my Homicide Insurance Agreement!"

lakersman24
03-18-2007, 10:46 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't want AIDS AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

silentassasin05
03-18-2007, 10:50 AM
If he came up from behind you and grabbed you, how sure are you that he was gonna slice your neck... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

GoldenHawk442
03-18-2007, 12:20 PM
I would say "Look, Altair, I got the money, I just need to-- What are you doing? NO! *slit*"

SpyderNynja
03-18-2007, 03:57 PM
"So thoughtful of you to want to give me a haircut http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif !"

M.C.E.21
03-18-2007, 06:42 PM
I'd be like:
"OMG YOU PWN!!!!"

Dark_Assassin22
03-19-2007, 11:58 AM
*Altair grabs neck*

"oh god..not again.."

or

*Altair grabs neck*

"...DAMN.."

MDS_Geist
03-19-2007, 04:52 PM
Grasp the wrist, turn away from the elbow, strike back with the free elbow to increase space, back stomp just above the knee, spin with the wrist raised dislocating the shoulder, strike the throat, leave his broken body on the ground and continue on my way.

wirelessfetus
03-20-2007, 05:16 AM
"did you ever hear the one about the aristocrats?..."

;]

Phreaky_McGeek
03-20-2007, 10:25 AM
*young girl's scream*

AC__fo__PS3
03-20-2007, 07:42 PM
" Please tell me thats a knife jabbing me in the lower back"

chewie1890
03-20-2007, 08:05 PM
"Don't put that in me! You owe me dinner."

SpyderNynja
03-20-2007, 08:13 PM
"You're doing it all wrong, you're blade should be higher, and lock your arm around me, you'll never hold a grip on a victim with those butterfingers! Now, aim for the jugular...no, JUGULAR! You know what? Let me do this..."

Razersblade_
03-21-2007, 02:01 PM
"Get out of here, you're not doing any good back there."

"Is that a dagger in your pocket..."

H_Eagle
03-22-2007, 03:03 AM
Wait, wait. That blade isn't sharp. Here, give it to me, I'll check it for you.

Or: Look! A flying camel!

DARKmaster702
03-24-2007, 12:06 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Chokenspit:
"Can I have some new info on your upcoming game? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

SEE THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE WANT!!
what is with you ubisoft

xasspenx
03-24-2007, 03:26 PM
Damn you Altair!

Agent_Alpha
03-24-2007, 04:02 PM
"WHY???"

or

"Tell... Laura... I love her! Auuuuuggggg!"

ElKvass
03-24-2007, 04:37 PM
I'd say: Oh no you DI'INT! and slap him.

evasion438
03-25-2007, 02:49 AM
"Hey no offense but you kinda smell bad, have you tried the new lynx deoderant? here let me show you how it works, its called an ae-ro-sol can." *sprays in eyes* (if he has more than one)

cudbug
03-26-2007, 03:43 PM
I'd say sumtin like this: What in H*ck did I ever do to create a conspiricy in ancient babilon 1000 years ago?!?!?! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gif

or: I give up!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/touche.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/touche.gifIt was all his fault(point to a gaurd) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Spblob
03-26-2007, 06:52 PM
"Won't you be my neighbor?"

"The double edged sword cuts both ways"

Agent_Alpha
03-26-2007, 07:47 PM
"Altair! Remember about Karma!"

Blood-gun
03-27-2007, 12:00 PM
aarrrggghhh, altair, how'd u get to 2007?
(he's a time-lord)

silentassasin05
03-27-2007, 12:29 PM
"is that a dagger in my back, or are you just happy to see me?"

Spblob
03-27-2007, 06:41 PM
"eh...im used to this situation....I've been through all four splinter cells."

"I swear...Your game is much better than MGS, Splinter cell, and Prince of Persia combined!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gifdon't kill me!"

DeAdLy2323
03-27-2007, 07:03 PM
id say, just wait until i can control you

XeRoXGT
03-28-2007, 04:05 AM
i would take up a my lighter and show him and say i was a magician and then i took my deagle and shoot him and take his clothes and weapon. then it was me that were in the game.
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Stonewolf_AOD
03-29-2007, 04:54 PM
"........Ow, that kinda hurtz...zzzzck...ackkk...gahhhh...*dead*"

XxKillabytexX
03-30-2007, 04:12 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

Sgt.CowUtters
04-01-2007, 08:39 PM
I'm pretty sure I would scream "Oi, my gabobo! Why would you slice me gabobo. Who do you think you are slicing my gabobo, freaking Altair?!? Oh... Gahhhh". Then I would die in his arms and the sad music would play then you would turn off the game because you were like, "Well that was kind of gay...".

Kreniklol
04-03-2007, 01:54 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Agent_Alpha:
"WHY???"

or

"Tell... Laura... I love her! Auuuuuggggg!" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Ooo. Go with choice one, if he knows you have a loved one hes going to check for your wallet, find out where you live, and wait for her to show up and slit her throat open.

Personally, if i could mutter all this before he killed me, i would say "WTF I NO U HAX U STOOPIT N00B U MUST HAX THERS NO WAI U CULD HAV GOTIN ALL TH3 WAI HERE WITHOUT PORTING U STOOPIT N00B!11!ONE IM GOIN 2 REPORT U 2 THE ADMIN N U WILL G3T BANN3D 50 B4DLY U STOOPIT N00B ILL MAKE SURE U NEVAR GET ON MI SERVAR AGAIN WTF I FXING H8 U U CULD NEVAR WIN WITHOUT A HAX OMFG BBQ UR SUCH A FXING NUBSAUCE LOLOLOLPWNPWNOMFGBBQWTFHAXXORMISLAXXOR IM GLAD U KILT ME B4 UR GAME CAME OUT BCUZ I NEVAR WANTID TO PLAI IT NEWAI!11one"

Of course, though, i DO want to play it, i would just be too mad at him to accept the fact and let him know that hes pretty BA.

Kreniklol
04-03-2007, 02:00 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by M.C.E.21:
I'd be like:
"OMG YOU PWN!!!!" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif

AzureWolf7
04-05-2007, 11:33 AM
"LOOK MY FINGERS MISSING TOO!"
[then when he stops to look i'd run like crazy]



either that or probably nothing because if he had got behind you you'd die before being able to say anything, he rocks like that!

knife_X
04-05-2007, 07:48 PM
... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Agent_Alpha
04-06-2007, 11:04 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by XeRoXGT:
i would take up a my lighter and show him and say i was a magician and then i took my deagle and shoot him and take his clothes and weapon. then it was me that were in the game.
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

"What type of man are you that can summon fire without flint or tinder?"

anyways, I would say

'No! I was only... two weeks... from retirement! blaaarrrrggghhh!'

USARLoog
04-07-2007, 06:47 AM
"I am your father."

madkosai
04-07-2007, 06:49 AM
You got me, partner.

Hold me close, Alt.

It's getting dark.

Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out.

Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home
this Christmas.

Tell Scarlet I do give a damn.

LiTos456
04-07-2007, 08:07 AM
id say "wait, wait, wait i didnt finish playing Assassins Creed yet!!!"

Molten_Hate
04-08-2007, 10:30 AM
Oh Goddammit, not me U idiot!

SpyderNynja
04-08-2007, 11:34 AM
Me - You want some cinammon before you kill me?

*snorts cinammon*

Altair - AAAAAH!GAGAGH! DAAAAAAAGH!

Me - Haha! I have fooled you! The cinammon was actually...BASIL!

Altair - OH MY GOD!

Me - YOU WILL NOW DIE FROM BASIL POISONING!

LiTos456
04-08-2007, 02:14 PM
well you wont be able to play then cause hs is dead

Phreaky_McGeek
04-08-2007, 03:10 PM
LiTos, you're so awesome.

"Oh, someone likes it rough http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif"

Jshadoww
04-08-2007, 07:01 PM
"What came first the chicken or the egg?"


Altair: "Well..."

*That gives me time to run away, he is thinking long after I am gone*

hincks1
04-09-2007, 01:00 PM
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MONKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

QuailBones
04-09-2007, 03:21 PM
"Jeez, you could have at least taken me to dinner first."

Fates.Dark.Hand
04-09-2007, 04:23 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by swiftslasher7:
Me - You want some cinammon before you kill me?

*snorts cinammon*

Altair - AAAAAH!GAGAGH! DAAAAAAAGH!

Me - Haha! I have fooled you! The cinammon was actually...BASIL!

Altair - OH MY GOD!

Me - YOU WILL NOW DIE FROM BASIL POISONING! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hahahaha! thats off somthing...can't remember what tho, good still! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

my last words:

Please no! i'm starting to drive next week!

moawolf
04-09-2007, 04:33 PM
I would show him my parkour skills and try to escape

LiTos456
04-09-2007, 07:43 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Phreaky_McGeek:
LiTos, you're so awesome.

"Oh, someone likes it rough http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

lol thanks

SpyderNynja
04-09-2007, 08:29 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Fates.Dark.Hand:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by swiftslasher7:
Me - You want some cinammon before you kill me?

*snorts cinammon*

Altair - AAAAAH!GAGAGH! DAAAAAAAGH!

Me - Haha! I have fooled you! The cinammon was actually...BASIL!

Altair - OH MY GOD!

Me - YOU WILL NOW DIE FROM BASIL POISONING! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hahahaha! thats off somthing...can't remember what tho, good still! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

my last words:

Please no! i'm starting to drive next week! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

lol. awesome http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

its an old flash cartoon called forehead shavecut, hysterical.

Agent_Alpha
04-13-2007, 07:52 PM
I would say;
"NO! WAI-AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! (blood dripping noise)"

VatoLoco__
04-23-2007, 07:23 PM
"Yo whats takin your game so long to be released!"

zoozilla
04-23-2007, 08:04 PM
ME: "You like killing babies, Altair?"
Altair: "WHAT?"
ME: "DO you like setting fire to mentally handicapped children?"
Altair: "Is this...is this some kind of joke?"
ME:"I'm just stalling. What I meant to say was -" (runs away, laughing maniacally)

Boromir323
04-23-2007, 08:24 PM
"ZOMFG!!!"

King32Gofather
04-24-2007, 07:49 AM
yipeekaiaee motherf#$%er

dsgt92d
04-24-2007, 01:20 PM
I would ask him what he is doing in Denver, Colorado and see if would rather go see a Rockies game instead of dicing me.

deadlyliquid
04-24-2007, 02:10 PM
(when falling over, half dead...)
"hey, wow, that ant is carrying another ant!"


or...
"My mum told me never to mess with those monks"

Kakashi_Altiar
04-24-2007, 07:28 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by madkosai:
You got me, partner.

Hold me close, Alt.

It's getting dark.

Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out.

Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home
this Christmas.

Tell Scarlet I do give a damn. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


*random person hands u an oscar award*
You lovew me you really love me!
The Mask rules

"of all the people to assassinate me its being done by Altiar. FTW!!!"

singularace
04-24-2007, 07:45 PM
"bow chicka honk honk"

scatheofshadows
04-28-2007, 12:57 PM
err...hey altair want some popcorn?



heres how they build pyramids in cyber egypt
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

Androgenius
06-25-2007, 01:41 PM
You may have grabbed my head, but I have grabbed your boys. One wrong move and there'll be no little Altaďrs for your sequel.

HeresToAtomBomb
06-25-2007, 01:53 PM
I'd say, "Altair, I know why you're mad... It's because I kiddy fiddled your little sister and brother right?" and wait for the look of shock to come over his expression. Then, precisely at that time, I would grab his arm, aim it towards his own neck, and activate the wrist blade.

iAltair
06-25-2007, 02:09 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HeresToAtomBomb:
I'd say, "Altair, I know why you're mad... It's because I kiddy fiddled your little sister and brother right?" and wait for the look of shock to come over his expression. Then, precisely at that time, I would grab his arm, aim it towards his own neck, and activate the wrist blade. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

To be honest I think there's one mistake in your plan. I believe he already would've his Switchblade activated if he's about to slice your neck.
Otherwise a very good plan!

I would just die I think, I doubt he's interested in talking about it and running away from him would be next to impossible in my opinion.
"Before you kill me, Altair... have a cookie."

yoo_luke
06-25-2007, 11:08 PM
I would say "remember to shave right this time"

Tirinel
06-26-2007, 03:04 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by princeofyo:
"Damn not again" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/touche.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Brad3192
06-26-2007, 02:06 PM
"wow these graphics are amazing it really feels like im about to die"

TheTrojanPig
06-26-2007, 08:10 PM
" i hate you " and slice im dead.....or am i? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

Skaevola
06-26-2007, 09:33 PM
I would say,
"There is a thing that nothing is,
And yet it has a name.
Sometimes tall,
Sometimes short,
Joins our talks,
Joins our sport,
And plays in every game."

That way, once he killed me, the riddle would drive him crazy! And even if he figured it out, he wouldn't know if it was right, because I'm dead! I would go in peace knowing that I had caused a master assassin to be slightly irritated.

And if that didn't work, I'd just say stuf from this: http://www.askaninja.com/node/3079

MysticAssassin
06-27-2007, 02:03 PM
I would say, " No!!Don't kill me!!!! I'm too hansome to die!!!!!!" And then when he was laughing his a$$ off I'd get leverage on the blade and break it, then crush his fingers and spin around and hit the center of his chest with my closed fist and that would compress his chest enough so that his heart would stop and that would kill him. Then I would get drunk because I survived.

uniop
07-03-2007, 12:31 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Agent_Alpha:
can I please try out your awesome switchblade type thingie??? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>yeah, and if he let you you stab him in the face with it or if he doesnt
"this is genetic memory so youre not actuallykilling me so hahahaha. [once youve escaped], ha i was lying (altir throws his throwing dagger into the small of your back) oh ****...

dragevs
07-03-2007, 01:06 PM
I sureender http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/touche.gif NOT slice And I'm put to sleep http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

Kernow_2007
07-03-2007, 02:50 PM
i would poo myself and hope that the smell makes him go away.....or say "is that a switchbalde in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"

Ultradude2345
07-03-2007, 03:40 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kernow_2007:
i would poo myself and hope that the smell makes him go away.....or say "is that a switchbalde in your pocket or are you just happy to see me" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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Jobo511
07-03-2007, 04:12 PM
i would use my super powers to fly over to his horse pick it up and run away

ScytheOfGrim
07-04-2007, 04:34 AM
whats the point in running i you can fly...?

id pull out my scythe and tell him to leave me alone, or wont guide him to Hades...hehehe...

or i'd tell him that it wasnt me that slept with his sis...

Gammelprut
07-04-2007, 07:43 PM
"OMG i touched you first"

Kale_Dace
07-04-2007, 08:53 PM
If Altair snuck up behind me with a knife i would be dead before i ever said anything.

Unless you want to count that.."!" look in my eyes as my life blood spilt and the sky faded.

ScytheOfGrim
07-05-2007, 04:15 AM
id say"cool! can i have your autograph??" not that id have time to say that anyway...

altairiscool
07-05-2007, 04:06 PM
i would tell him that he should get a breath mint.

Altairthestlker
07-05-2007, 06:58 PM
I would elbow him in either the stomach or the face and run because i know for me theres no tomorrow. (run like theres no tomorrow.)

danirivera12
07-05-2007, 09:39 PM
MY GOD!!
this is the dumbest question ever!! obvius!! i would ask him for an autograph! duh!!

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

ReaverKS
07-05-2007, 10:52 PM
I would say,

Welcome to deathville, population: ME!

Then I would sing some opera

borat1985
07-06-2007, 12:58 AM
i would say "don,t hurt me i have a special gypsy potion that makes u immortal ,after he drinks it he realizes that it is not gypsy potion but gypsy poison"

ScytheOfGrim
07-06-2007, 01:03 AM
i would say:

eould you like a fries with that?

Dark_Assassin22
07-07-2007, 09:07 AM
wow everyone is still on my topic? awsome!

i would say: i coulda sworn i say those shoes at payless...

fiso16
07-07-2007, 04:06 PM
if he asked me where the next target was, i'd say: "Could you say that again i couldn't hear you over the sound of me shi***g myself.
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif hahahahaha

borat1985
07-09-2007, 12:50 PM
i would say "My dream it came true"

sireatsalot91
07-09-2007, 12:58 PM
i would take sandman_seven's homemade blade and compare with him, afterwords i would go get some cookies.

dragevs
07-09-2007, 01:16 PM
I would say "Haven't you sliced enough people in this forum yet ?" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Clonage2006
07-09-2007, 01:26 PM
"I hope you happen to invent the washing machine sometime soon, Because I aint cleaning up the mess in my pants!

boogymonster199
07-10-2007, 02:14 AM
"aw ****, i knew i shouldnt have worn the red shirt" (lame star-trek joke, i never watched em but know about the whole ensign death thing)

SCARFACE_47
07-10-2007, 07:33 AM
i hope nobody allready said that one
&gt;&gt;hey is that a switchblade or are you just happy to see me&lt;&lt;
(when he comes to me from behind holding that thing on my back)
&gt;&gt;no for real mr assassine, if you want to kill me, use this onehanded tablesaw and cut my legs and one arm off, then i will use this chainsaw over here with my remaining arm and ram it into my body&lt;&lt;
and the last thing i will see is altair vomiting ^^

the_assassin_07
07-10-2007, 09:50 AM
i would say PLEASE INCLUDE ME IN THE GAME! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Truthfuleagle
07-10-2007, 11:43 AM
holy bat crackers,its Altiar! could u sign my neck...no...not w/...it was a jo-hurrrrrrrrrg!,bleeee... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

danny.b87
07-10-2007, 11:50 AM
i would say

get in the cd.... ggeett in the cd again
GET IN THE CD!!!!

i wanna play you in a game so be a good assassins and get back in the disc or ill kick you back in time

hey hey hey wheres the blade for hehe
ooohh gooodd please doonntt killl meee

x_101_
07-10-2007, 11:53 AM
I would say "oh yeah well your juust a memory", then that would make him think, giving me the time to kick him in the go-nads and skip away merrily. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

OhItsArcheys
07-10-2007, 03:33 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DeAdLy2323:
id say, just wait until i can control you </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

hahah nice and i would add "doing the leap of faith you wont land in a bail of hay i can tell you that"

but realy how do you people know that he would grab you ,usualy they dont fu** around with you ,just a instant stab! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

the_assassin_07
07-11-2007, 09:47 AM
i would say "Haven't you killed me already?"


-You can't escape the Assassin-

gamepro11
07-11-2007, 11:31 AM
I would say: hey Altair when you are hacking my body to peices can you leave an autograph with your wristblade in my neck? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gif

gamepro11
07-11-2007, 11:56 AM
Altair! hey what are you- argghhhhh! stop! no wait, come on man! ouch! arggggghhhhhhhhhh *dead*



"we cannot decide how long we walk this earth, all we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." - J.R.R Tolkein

Mira_Veylo
07-11-2007, 11:57 AM
"your my hero"

SmokehtheFirst
07-11-2007, 12:35 PM
"F***, I'm still a virgin."

boogymonster199
07-11-2007, 09:51 PM
"your doing it wrong, start there and dont push in so much, it makes too much blood, just gently slide in along the throat, there you go much bet-guahgalamnsph

Tinted.View
07-12-2007, 03:04 AM
"I thought you were in development!?"

"Let me watch the switch blade come out... cool!"

Tlepolemus7
07-12-2007, 03:14 AM
I'd slip by while the bad animation engine paused before switching on the animation. Or maybe I'd get lucky and the animation wouldn't proc at all. Actually, altair would never manage to grab me from behind because doing so would include targetting me, and I'd see the gay flashy **** and start hauling ***.

NeVerDown.
07-12-2007, 07:12 AM
I would use one of the uber well timed counterattacks to counter his knife n pwn him111z11

StealthShottz
07-12-2007, 09:08 AM
Of course I would ask who paid him, then I would pull out my 45 magnum and shoot his hand off. Then I would use the switch blade and rape whoever paid him to assassinate me. lol

iOwniPwn
07-16-2007, 11:22 AM
I would say "Hey, arent i meant to control you? O.o and when did they design you? Damn ubisoft lied to us again! They have secret copies of AC dont they!" or maybe "Look, I'll make a offer, ill bring more people for you to kill if you let me go and make a online version of AC.Deal?"

SCARFACE_47
07-16-2007, 11:50 AM
altair sneaks behind me with his switchblade
me: you don´t want to kill me 47
altair: huh?
me: oh never mind, i only wanted to distract you so that a bald guy with a hammer could sneak up on you
47 hammers the sh*t outta him
me: HA! where is your parkour powers now, sucker

GPNM
07-16-2007, 12:25 PM
"Ha! I turned god mode on!"

danny.b87
07-16-2007, 12:59 PM
me: ey altair ey you came at the right moment
altair: what are you talking about
me: i want one pack of milk a pack off eggs and some coca-cola and a pack off sigaretes the usual brand ya know.. but one problem i do not have money to pay for that, so be all sneaky and shadow like and get out off there and bring me my stuff
altair: uuuh uhh umm im an assass
me: ey you still standing here get me my things and FAST!!!!

MeAltairLol
07-16-2007, 01:27 PM
"Wait a second... you're not Altair. The REAL Altair won't try to shove the blade up my butt!"

SCARFACE_47
07-16-2007, 01:31 PM
he would response "huh blade? oh yeah....blade..."

Praesiditor
07-16-2007, 01:35 PM
i would grab my controller and say:
now you're soo f*cked up mwuhahahahaha http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

gamepro11
07-16-2007, 04:58 PM
Altair whats up? can I have exclusive content for your game?

Death-By-Wire
07-31-2007, 10:14 PM
i would say, (and this is true because i trained with knives for years) '' You cant kill me, altair, im just like you'' :O

quicksilver_502
08-02-2007, 08:48 AM
i'd go :"why do you want to kill me?" and when he told me he had to assassinate me i'd say:"oh him. he lives down the road" then when altair goes i pack my bags, buy a book called" begginners swahili" and then by a plane ticket to africa.

x_101_
08-02-2007, 09:19 AM
I would say "Could you just say if were getting a demo already...***" *then he stabs me and says "theres your demo *****".

the_assassin_07
08-02-2007, 11:06 AM
I would say I'm your BROTHER!!! then he would kill me 'cos he hates his brother http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

AldirTheKnight
08-02-2007, 12:14 PM
"is that a knife or you're just happy to see me?" lol , where have I seen that? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

the_assassin_07
08-02-2007, 01:06 PM
I would say PS3 owns gaming http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

Death-By-Wire
08-02-2007, 02:23 PM
ahh well all this knife expertise altair knows can come to a screetching halt if he met agent 47 -_- '' never bring a knife to a gun fight''

A_Bird_Of_Prey_
08-02-2007, 02:31 PM
HEY!!!!!!!!!WTF!?!?!?!? Oh its you? UR LATE AGAIN G**DAMIT

Death-By-Wire
08-02-2007, 02:41 PM
what am i late for?

chewie1890
08-02-2007, 02:58 PM
I think he meant that thats what he would say if Altair came up behind him and was about to slice him up.

killerstime
08-02-2007, 05:00 PM
this is madness wes gots to stick together man we brothers man http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

the_assassin_07
08-03-2007, 01:38 AM
...... yeah...... ok...... but he would kill you after http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

JACKREAPER564
08-03-2007, 02:03 PM
i would say can you tell me what its the conspiracy pliz then hell say yeah and kill me


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gifTHE REAPER IS BACK http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

Altair_92
08-03-2007, 02:08 PM
How does your sig not get taken away. Its huge. Waaaay to big. Go here and resize it. It wont look fuzzy either!
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif
http://www.online-image-editor.com/

Jobo511
08-03-2007, 03:05 PM
i would squeeze his nose, say honk, and run away

the_assassin_07
08-03-2007, 03:31 PM
LOL http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif And Altair_92 I agree with you, how come it hasn't got taken away?

Altair_92
08-03-2007, 04:34 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by the_assassin_07:
LOL http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif And Altair_92 I agree with you, how come it hasn't got taken away? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I know. And mine got detected by the sig bot thing. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif..... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif..... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif


Reply to thread title -

Nothing because hed have already slit my throat because I can't think in one nanosecond. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

lebaneseprince1
08-03-2007, 08:49 PM
i would curse him out while telling him im a huge fan

Zomgbies
08-03-2007, 09:12 PM
I'm a zombie... I can't die again.. I would just laugh.

chewie1890
08-03-2007, 09:14 PM
You made that account just for this thread didn't you? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Zomgbies
08-03-2007, 10:18 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Zomgbies:
I'm a zombie... I can't die again.. I would just laugh. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Actually no, I'm new here.

Atheist2012
08-03-2007, 10:26 PM
I would say to him that if he killed me, I wouldn't be able to buy a copy of the game and he would lose $60.00 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif As for that enormous sig, I was hounded for having a sig a bit over the kb limit. The mods must be sleeping... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sleepzzz.gif

the_assassin_07
08-04-2007, 08:48 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">As for that enormous sig, I was hounded for having a sig a bit over the kb limit. The mods must be sleeping... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif They're probably all partying and had way too much too drink so even if they do come back then they'll be too drunk to notice anything! Please don't take this seirously mods! I was just trying to joke! DON'T BAN MEEE!!!

gamepro11
08-08-2007, 02:33 PM
i wait for altair to stab me, then I'd say to him, "altair thats now way to treat your mother! (im really a boy anyway)" and he would be so confused that when he lets his guard down i will grab that pretty little sword of his and hack his head off mercelissly, then showing no respect for his body I will hack his severed limbs off and spill his guts on the floor while hacking his severed heap of a corpse until it was nothing but a bloody mass on the floor.

sorry if any of you are quessy after reading that, im evil...

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

pedz1993
08-12-2007, 08:55 AM
i would say "haha" and pull a grenade pin out of 2 of my pockets

the_assassin_07
08-12-2007, 09:01 AM
I would say FISH!!!

SCARFACE_47
08-12-2007, 09:05 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by pedz1993:
i would say "haha" and pull a grenade pin out of 2 of my pockets </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
i feel like we need stereotypes....allah u ackbar
i bet he would understand it....
no i think now i would just say something really important and poetry like..."you don´t want me to kill, i ate beans....baked beans tasting like ball sweat" or "my cat´s breath smells like petfood"

the_assassin_07
08-12-2007, 09:07 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif What the heck...

Weagle One
08-13-2007, 02:29 AM
I'd say...

"Damn, can you please save before you get to the next part of the game. You have died like 7 or 8 times already. I'm tired of being killed."

Or...

"I don't think you want to be holding me so close cause when you grabbed me.. I totally wasn't expecting it and I made a poo in my pants."

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 02:32 AM
LORL! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

Weagle One
08-13-2007, 02:36 AM
"The magazine was right...replay value on this game is high!"

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 02:39 AM
Huh?

Weagle One
08-13-2007, 02:41 AM
You know... cause he killed me again....totally takes away the punch if you have to explain it. Game Magazines give you a replay value in their reviews. :P

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 02:59 AM
Oh lol! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif. I get it now http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

Weagle One
08-13-2007, 04:26 AM
"I'd like Pepperoni and Cheese on my Tombstone."

Oh yea..

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 04:27 AM
LORL! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

Weagle One
08-13-2007, 04:40 AM
You know, I prolly wouldn't say anything. I'd hit the power button on my console.

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 05:01 AM
LOL http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

RonTorque
08-18-2007, 03:22 PM
Do it quickly Please !!!

chikkenstorm
08-18-2007, 05:02 PM
"Have a break, have a KitKat" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif
Or scream like a girl and say "I'm your greatest fan! Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please don't ki..." *neck is sliced*

century2555
08-19-2007, 01:55 PM
please dont kill me im your biggest fan errmmmm please

the_assassin_07
08-20-2007, 01:58 PM
Oo oo I know I would say: I'll make you an offer you can't refuse. Then he'll say what? And I'll say: This!!! And then take his switchblade and slice his throat!! MUHAHAHA!

tehonecheese
08-20-2007, 11:00 PM
"It wasnt me it was the kid!"

Kizzodle32
08-21-2007, 12:10 PM
Hows ur left ring finger doin....( its a pun )

SCARFACE_47
08-21-2007, 12:47 PM
you know, maybe you kill me, but at least i do have 10 fingers lumberjack

drfeelgood8849
08-21-2007, 01:12 PM
damnit altiar i dont like playing guess who with you.

SCARFACE_47
08-21-2007, 01:19 PM
is this your swwitchblade or are ou happy to see me

JACKREAPER564
08-22-2007, 07:49 PM
hey are you gonna kill me mamiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiii

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gifTHE REAPER IS BACK http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

yonut2oo5
08-23-2007, 07:30 PM
"Aren`t you supose to be dead , like , for some hundred years ?"

"Hey , get your finger out of there"

"Hey you idiot your late again."

"Can I go to the bathroom first , i`m geting nervous when i`m about to get killed"

Wangzter
08-24-2007, 07:29 PM
"I haven't been touched right there in years."

LangTW0
08-24-2007, 07:42 PM
I'd Say I was Looking All Over for u Could I become an assassin Does that Mean I can Go through Time You Can Just use that Too... Altair:SHUT UP *slit*

MonsterAssassin
08-24-2007, 07:54 PM
I would say Altair IAM YOUR FARTHER!!! lol

assassinahmed
08-24-2007, 10:22 PM
I would Say Some gibberish and turn around

Then he would say "This Is Madness"

Then I would say "No This Is Sparta" And Kick Him Down a really Big Well

Boromir323
08-24-2007, 10:31 PM
I would say

"Your breath stinks".

assassinahmed
08-24-2007, 10:58 PM
"Or i would say since we are both muslims we can kill all the crusaders in jerusalum and baghdad and all of the muslim empire and then the fourth crusade wont happen and then we will own the world muahahahahaha except for those damn indians in the new world god damn these dense coastal jungles and forests" or

"i would like to be one of yours i fit all the requirments except for the missing finger here cut it off"

"Youch that hurts"

and just by the way assassins arent monks they are assassins or Hashashins

ScytheOfGrim
08-25-2007, 12:11 AM
noone said they were monks... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

i would say, " http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif he touched me in my special spot http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif" &lt;--- ralph, the simpsons... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Bloodlust2007
08-25-2007, 02:19 AM
Nyaaah! Careful! Not the balls! No! Not there! *slice* Huh? Only one ball? Argh! Not the butt! Who knows what could happen if you stuff a knife up there! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Anicrow
08-25-2007, 12:32 PM
"Is it in yet?"

MartinLJ
08-25-2007, 01:18 PM
"Look Altair, i don't really got time for this, can't you come back in a couple hours? I'm really busy right now!" and then i would die.

arbiol
08-25-2007, 01:19 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by assassinahmed:
"Or i would say since we are both muslims we can kill all the crusaders in jerusalum </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
altair isn't muslim http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif (he's got a catholic mother and a muslim father)

wasiqjaved
08-27-2007, 03:40 AM
"Not me... It's him u *******... Aaarrrgghhhhrrrrrr!!!!!!"

SCARFACE_47
08-27-2007, 10:34 AM
pretend being an evil robotbomb
"selfdestructionbomb actuvate beep beep beep"

AldirTheKnight
08-27-2007, 05:33 PM
Me: Holy S***!
Altair: What?
Me: What the F*** do you think? you got a f****** knife!
Altair: oh yeah
Me: Why are you f******* doing this s***?
Altair: Look, it's not you, it's me...I wanna kill you, a'ight?
Me: Fine *dies*
Me in Ghostly Fashion: I have come back from the dead!
Altair: amazing! you don't say f*** anymore
Me: WTF?
Altair: uhh...
Me: *takes Altair to the Underworld where me and Scythe get to play Chop n' Slit with him*

Jobo511
08-27-2007, 09:20 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by AldirTheKnight:
Me: Holy S***!
Altair: What?
Me: What the F*** do you think? you got a f****** knife!
Altair: oh yeah
Me: Why are you f******* doing this s***?
Altair: Look, it's not you, it's me...I wanna kill you, a'ight?
Me: Fine *dies*
Me in Ghostly Fashion: I have come back from the dead!
Altair: amazing! you don't say f*** anymore
Me: WTF?
Altair: uhh...
Me: *takes Altair to the Underworld where me and Scythe get to play Chop n' Slit with him* </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
HAHAHA http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Me: Took you long enough
Altair: Yeah, I got caught up killing Aldir The Knight.
Me: Woah you killed a knight?
Altair: not really, He's a wanabe Knight.
Me: that's cool. So how's the family.
*Altair Lets me go*
Altair: Oh they're pretty good. Litte muhamid scored a goal at his last soccer game.
Me: You must be very proud
Altair: Yeah. They grow up so fast *sighs*
Me: I hafta be somwhere. I'll See ya later.
Altair: where you going?
Me: I'm getting and award for being awsome
Altair: Cool. Bye
*we walk away from eachother*
Altair: wait a second, did he just trick me again? F***!!
*Altair looks for me but can't find me because i cleverly disgused myself as a streetlight

Whiteplague2007
08-28-2007, 08:10 PM
Hmm, if Altair came up from behind me and was about to slit my throat... Hmmm... I would scream but be like, OMG, it's him!!! ^_~

Attchar
09-23-2007, 04:55 AM
"Hey! Your name's Altair, isn't it? Cool boots, is it leather? And can I touch your sword? And where did u got tha- Hey, what are you doing!? I'm your biggest fan!! If you as much as touch me with that I shall... Hey!! Never if I buy your game! Ouch!!" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Magnus_LTD
09-23-2007, 05:17 AM
"Well, I guess i deserve this"

Magnus_LTD
09-23-2007, 05:19 AM
"I swear I didn't know that was youre pig"

Radiax0
09-23-2007, 05:22 AM
"return -1;"

Magnus_LTD
09-23-2007, 05:23 AM
"I guess it's too late for "I'm sorry" eh?"

Magnus_LTD
09-23-2007, 05:25 AM
"For the last time mother, Stop it!
...hold on a minute, who are you?"

Hollings1493
09-23-2007, 11:45 AM
Just as i felt Altairs blade on my neck i would say 'yippiekayay MotherF*****'
Then he would squeal like a pig when you pull it tail like Reeeeaaa or summin like that. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

DemonikCrow666
09-24-2007, 07:38 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dark_Assassin22:
what would say or be your last words?

Ex: Hey! your Altair! can i touch your blade?

something like that.. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Uhm, either what you would said (Can I touch your blade?) or "Dude...CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!"

AmirNasimzada
09-24-2007, 07:41 PM
I'd say thanks and say when will i have you in my control on the 14th or 13th?

AmirNasimzada
09-24-2007, 07:43 PM
also hold on man let me get a feather

Hollings1493
09-25-2007, 01:43 PM
I would say hey Dude wheres my car, and he would be like car? yeh car? what car? my car? which car? that car! why you little. then i would turn into a rat and crawl down the sewers.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

ZAHRAZIARA
09-25-2007, 05:25 PM
Take me Altair...

(I think he's good looking. All dark and mysterious.)

Kaxen6
09-25-2007, 05:33 PM
Me: I love you, Alty!
Altair: That's precisely why I'm killing you!


@_@ Yeah...

mefninja
09-25-2007, 07:03 PM
SOUL SHARD!!!!!! *dies* ressurrects.. BWHAHAHA

zgubilici
09-25-2007, 10:45 PM
Those of you who double posted, please stop doing that. Use the edit button if you want to add something to one of your previous posts.
http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/545/foreditacwrittenarrow6hf.jpg

Those of you who bypassed the autocensor, refrain from doing that in the future. The autocensor exists for a very good reason.

Thanks.

XXMR.SCRATCHXX
09-25-2007, 11:46 PM
You Still Can't Have My Bud Light http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Supra7200
09-26-2007, 12:47 AM
If he grabbed me and was about to kill me, I would say: "You are gonna lose your remaining 9 fingers very soon!"

Zain0
09-26-2007, 10:39 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by mefninja:
SOUL SHARD!!!!!! *dies* ressurrects.. BWHAHAHA </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO nice WoW reference

danny.b87
09-26-2007, 11:30 AM
if altair grabbed me then i would say

me: ey did you just try to grab my wallet..
altair: no!!
me: you're in denial
altair: noooo
me: just admit it you hooded freakshow, walking around all high and mighty with that sword and your plastic daggers and your detective clothes
so c'mon sherlock holmes admit you wanna steal my wallet so we can get on with our lives
altair: i think ill kill you now!?!?
me: wow dont change the subject
sound: fliiinng
me: hey whats that blade for? is it real, hey did that thing came out your armmmm aarrhhgg arrgg
me: DEAD!!

Casstle
09-27-2007, 12:02 AM
what kind of assassin weares pancy white cloathe...

azamato2007
09-27-2007, 09:17 AM
I would play it smart...


i'd call him a *****

AldirTheKnight
09-27-2007, 10:14 AM
I would say, "Hey Altair, http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/thx_moron.jpg , wanna come?

azamato2007
09-27-2007, 02:43 PM
No.. i think i'l still call him a *****! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Magnus_LTD
09-27-2007, 04:03 PM
"Well, this is what I get for not paying taxes"

lostassassin123
10-03-2007, 07:23 AM
I won`t even be able even to THINK what to say...
Like that:
la-la-la - what a good da-aarghhhghhslhgajvdjg.
But seriosly he would not doing it THAT easy:
HE will punch away everyone from the street that i was walking(because of the habit from the past) and jump like trinity in matrix and stab my neck.
But when he would running away he will see a tv and it will scare him to death and he will die in pain http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif
mwahahahahahah.....*Cames up behind me and slices my neck*