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vanjast
09-01-2005, 04:42 AM
On my way to BF13, I come across a convoy with about 15 ships. So I get really happy, and while loading my torps, I would creep up behind the convoy and shell the ships at the back.
there was only one escort and this chap was up front, so when he heard that I was shelling crazy, he would come down the convoy at full tilt, while I'd make a donald outa there. the one time I managed to give him a slip on the surface and went to the front of the convoy while he was playing at the back.

So there my gunners are shelling this little tanker, then they stop firing. Donner !. then shells start whizzing by and I see the escort coming back. Stupid gunners... I jump down to the gun turn it on the ship.. click.. nothing. Wot!!. Have a look at my ammo stocks and "hey you morons we still have one block left". I load a shell and boom, das goed ja!.
Back to the bridge and tell the watch offizier "Skiet daardie donner se skip"(shoot that dam ship)... "Ja boet" (Yes brother) Kaboom Kaboom. Another shell whizzes buy. Change course a few times, while the tanker is taking hits.

But hey, some idiot's lit up the tanker with starshells. It's like daylight there. and I can see there's still no further damage to the tanker. Hell's no time for this - Alarm Alarm Crash Dive...

Sooo down we go. Now that I'm more relaxed, I check up on all my ammo. Only 20mm AAA shells and some 15x 88mm shells named 'SS' left. Oh! sh1-t I just lit up the tanker like a Xmas tree http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/vanjast/Stars.jpg

vanjast
09-01-2005, 04:42 AM
On my way to BF13, I come across a convoy with about 15 ships. So I get really happy, and while loading my torps, I would creep up behind the convoy and shell the ships at the back.
there was only one escort and this chap was up front, so when he heard that I was shelling crazy, he would come down the convoy at full tilt, while I'd make a donald outa there. the one time I managed to give him a slip on the surface and went to the front of the convoy while he was playing at the back.

So there my gunners are shelling this little tanker, then they stop firing. Donner !. then shells start whizzing by and I see the escort coming back. Stupid gunners... I jump down to the gun turn it on the ship.. click.. nothing. Wot!!. Have a look at my ammo stocks and "hey you morons we still have one block left". I load a shell and boom, das goed ja!.
Back to the bridge and tell the watch offizier "Skiet daardie donner se skip"(shoot that dam ship)... "Ja boet" (Yes brother) Kaboom Kaboom. Another shell whizzes buy. Change course a few times, while the tanker is taking hits.

But hey, some idiot's lit up the tanker with starshells. It's like daylight there. and I can see there's still no further damage to the tanker. Hell's no time for this - Alarm Alarm Crash Dive...

Sooo down we go. Now that I'm more relaxed, I check up on all my ammo. Only 20mm AAA shells and some 15x 88mm shells named 'SS' left. Oh! sh1-t I just lit up the tanker like a Xmas tree http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/vanjast/Stars.jpg

dagamecat
09-01-2005, 05:22 AM
haha good one! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Anton_Reinhold
09-01-2005, 07:46 AM
I actually tried to ignite a damaged tanker's cargo once with star shells, trying to see if they will work like incendiary rounds. They do seem to do a little damage at close range but I did not get any dramatic results.

WilhelmSchulz.-
09-01-2005, 01:33 PM
one time I sank a U-Boat in multi player with a star shell. he burnd to deth.

Sgt_Starbuck
09-01-2005, 01:58 PM
Star shells wo5rk on small stuff within 1500m.

Sarge