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Ernst_Rohr
04-02-2007, 09:05 AM
#1 You see a dot at co-alt and the first thought is to start climbing....

#2 Your at 20,000ft and your still more concerned with whats above and behind you that whats going on in front of you.

#3 You think turn fights are for suckers.

#4 You wont go to the deck for a fight.

#5 Anything slower the 300mph/480kph is asking to get shot down.

#6 More than two planes in a stern chase is recipe for disaster.

#7 You actually worry about your gunstat.

#8 You actually know what the hell a gunstat IS. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
#9 You wont fly without a wingman.

#10 No TS, no flying!

#11 You change sides cause the other guys ARE flying with comms.

#12 Your first choice of plane is a mission is whatever is the fastest.

#13 You fly the same planes obsessively.

#14 You actually know what gages are for!

#15 You actually know where gages ARE in the plane your flying.

#16 You actually take more than 50% fuel cause you know your going to need it.

#17 You actually know how to taxi on the ground.

#18 You can actually take off in a straight line.

#19 You can actually land the plane your flying.

#20 "One pass, haul a$$" sounds like words to live by.

#21 The mission is more important the killwhoring.

# Nothing is sweeter than listening to the kill*****s WHINE after you win the mission by actually taking out your objectives... in under 15 minutes...


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Ernst_Rohr
04-02-2007, 09:05 AM
#1 You see a dot at co-alt and the first thought is to start climbing....

#2 Your at 20,000ft and your still more concerned with whats above and behind you that whats going on in front of you.

#3 You think turn fights are for suckers.

#4 You wont go to the deck for a fight.

#5 Anything slower the 300mph/480kph is asking to get shot down.

#6 More than two planes in a stern chase is recipe for disaster.

#7 You actually worry about your gunstat.

#8 You actually know what the hell a gunstat IS. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
#9 You wont fly without a wingman.

#10 No TS, no flying!

#11 You change sides cause the other guys ARE flying with comms.

#12 Your first choice of plane is a mission is whatever is the fastest.

#13 You fly the same planes obsessively.

#14 You actually know what gages are for!

#15 You actually know where gages ARE in the plane your flying.

#16 You actually take more than 50% fuel cause you know your going to need it.

#17 You actually know how to taxi on the ground.

#18 You can actually take off in a straight line.

#19 You can actually land the plane your flying.

#20 "One pass, haul a$$" sounds like words to live by.

#21 The mission is more important the killwhoring.

# Nothing is sweeter than listening to the kill*****s WHINE after you win the mission by actually taking out your objectives... in under 15 minutes...


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rnzoli
04-02-2007, 09:09 AM
ahh, there were many lists like this already

one of the best statement said: "showing up at work on Monday with TrackIR dots on your forehead" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Ernst_Rohr
04-02-2007, 09:16 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by rnzoli:
ahh, there were many lists like this already

one of the best statement said: "showing up at work on Monday with TrackIR dots on your forehead" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, then we can add;

#23 It doesnt matter how stupid it makes you look if it gives you even the SLIGHTEST edge online. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

p-11.cAce
04-02-2007, 12:41 PM
#24 Your wife asks you if your K/D is down when she sees you depressed or upset

#25 You divide your lawn & garden into map + keypad locations "I need some more tulips in keypad 5"

#26 Your start program list in XP is - Hyperlobby, TiR, TS, and TS Overlay (and TS chatter and winamp if you are going to listen to tunes while you fly)

#27 You CANNOT play without TiR, TS, and TS overlay

#28 You forget your Dr. appointments, anniversaries, kids birthdays - but your squad matches are in your calendar, outlook, blackberry, and cellphone.

Capt.LoneRanger
04-02-2007, 12:57 PM
#29 If you really get shot down, first idea is: "This must be a cheater or buguser"

Chris0382
04-02-2007, 02:19 PM
You put on your job application you recieved "The Distinguished Flying Cross"

K_Freddie
04-02-2007, 03:34 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Chris0382:
You put on your job application you recieved "The Distinguished Flying Cross" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

K_Freddie
04-02-2007, 03:36 PM
Not the numbers, but when you come up against an opponent, you know exactly who you're flying against (Server = Full Real)... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

WTE_Ibis
04-03-2007, 07:56 AM
You try to "zoom in view" on the cars up front on your way to work.

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Waldo.Pepper
04-03-2007, 09:25 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">"I need some more tulips in keypad 5" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I liked that!

Worf101
04-03-2007, 09:34 AM
#30. You find your self toggling cannons when stuck in traffic.

#31. You find your self wishing for cannons when cut off by some twit.

#32. You watch "DogFights" on "The History Channel" and it either makes you angry (why doesn't the game do that?) or indignant (hey, that Wildcat couldn't possibly have done that!!!).

#33. You check six constantly.

#34. Hear "For Christ Sake Stay with your Leader!!!" in your sleep.

Da Worfster

Ernst_Rohr
04-03-2007, 09:57 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Worf101:
#32. You watch "DogFights" on "The History Channel" and it either makes you angry (why doesn't the game do that?) or indignant (hey, that Wildcat couldn't possibly have done that!!!).
Da Worfster </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Or, you watch "Dogfights" and you can pick out all the stuff they got wrong! (Like the wrong exhaust ports on the Wildcat!)

BSS_AIJO
04-03-2007, 03:57 PM
he he


On the freeway you think its time to deploy takeoff flaps when you reach 200kph..

BSS_AIJO

DrHerb
04-03-2007, 06:56 PM
When your divorce papers have 3 inches of dust on them........

Lead-Brick
04-03-2007, 10:33 PM
You swear like hell when someone cuts in front of you on a winding hill road ans spoils your E

You pretend that splatered bug on your windshield is the pipper in your reflector sight and give that dummy in front of you a 2 second burst of cannon fire (windscreen washers), you are only satisfied when he goes down in suds :-)