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martin255
11-29-2005, 08:52 AM

BaldieJr
11-29-2005, 09:11 AM
How about "Getting off the ground and having to figure out flying"?

LEBillfish
11-29-2005, 09:53 AM
My worst case scenario here happens every time I try to fly....

My pilot can't even get in the plane as though the canopy is locked....Suddenly they hand me a scrub brush and a pack of matches then point to a row of small sheds (I think) with 50 gallon drums beside them......Not sure what the moons on the shed doors mean......

I don't know why http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

WOLFMondo
11-29-2005, 10:19 AM
My worst case which happened to a plane behind me: Completely destroyed by its own flak trying to shoot at me. 88 blast completely disintergrated the 109 on my tail. Other than that, I'm with baldiejr.

MEGILE
11-29-2005, 10:20 AM
I once had a neighbours dog hump my leg for 3 hours, worst case scenario evaa!!11

Estocade85
11-29-2005, 10:31 AM
Accidentaly hitting the "lower gear" button while doing a dive-bomb on an enemy airfield in a P-47 at 970 km/h from 6000 meters.

ForkTailedDevil
11-29-2005, 10:39 AM
I think the worst in blacking out and waking up right before you hit the ground.

gorillasika
11-29-2005, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by ForkTailedDevil:
I think the worst in blacking out and waking up right before you hit the ground.

Dude, you should cut the booze or at least wear a helmet.

dbillo
11-29-2005, 11:59 AM
You shoot up a He-111. As the crew is bailing out, one of the chutes slices off your wing, and down you go as well.

http://s62.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2JK79KWFZ5Z932B8SJOG2VTORD

(hope this link works...never used this 'yousendit' before)

Same file, another link:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5OEXC39K

Xiolablu3
11-29-2005, 12:58 PM
Hitting 'E' for engine, instead of 'W' for WEP when being chased.

DOH! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

SirSpamsAlot1
11-29-2005, 02:03 PM
Flying into a fur ball of 190's at 620 KPH to rescue your ground pounder and running into him.

Dash_8
11-29-2005, 02:35 PM
I was flying wingman for another online player who was on the tail of a zero. He severed the right wing of the zero and got the kill. Except the severed wing of the zero hit his right wing, breaking it off and then his wing hit me right in the nose. We all went down; the zero, my lead, and me. I wonder if that ever happened during the war?

danjama
11-29-2005, 03:31 PM
Get this, human are stupider than AI! Everytime i run this coop of mine, i head in to bomb the train, and sure as hell, two or more friendlies will die in my bomb blast which is delayed two seconds. Humans are idiots! Then i get credited with friendly kills. I dont know why i bother sometimes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Bearcat99
11-29-2005, 03:58 PM
My worse case scenario was getting hit by a flak shell.. and I mean a direct black screen hit... about 2 seconds after I spawned in an air start coop.

polak5
11-29-2005, 04:05 PM
air to air ticks me off http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

Dash_8
11-29-2005, 04:08 PM
I just remembered another of my online experieces of death. I was once again flying as wingman to another guy online. He shot down the aircraft ahead of him (I don't remember the type). The guy bailed out but the jumper hit my leads aircraft and then parts of my lead's aircraft hit me and all of us went down. Strange things happen in war.

polak5
11-29-2005, 04:09 PM
how about having those ballon lines rip ur wing off http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

GuNzABlaZiN
11-29-2005, 04:15 PM
I was flying a 109 in a coop a few months back, an AI spit got on my tail, I tried shaking him but ended up spinning out and going into a flatspin. I was at high alt and could have recovered it, but right when I went into 3rd person, to my horror, the Spit perfectly clipped my rudder, sealing my fate.

Vuco1
11-29-2005, 05:52 PM
Dropping your bombs from 50 feet, previously forgetting to set 3 second delay on aircraft configuration screen.

sean_penns_ass
11-29-2005, 06:09 PM
Shooting a enemy plane flying high above friendly airfield and getting hit by falling debris from that same aircraft as it floats down just when I'm about to land.

Pirschjaeger
11-29-2005, 06:47 PM
Perfect timing Martin. I just flew Slovakian single mission where I have to take a noob to the enemy for training. We were at 7500m and the enemy(4 P-39s)had just come into view.

About 1km from meeting the enemy a piece of flak hit my eggshell DB601. This covers my windshield with oil and leaves my plane smoking, squeaking, and powerless. Rather than hitting refly and taking the easy way out I decided to call my student back and head for the nearest friendly AAA.

I was able to get back to a friendly base, student intact, only to have my wing removed by friendly AAA fire. My student was able to kill two enemy planes but bit the big one when he decided to bail at treetop level.

I truly hate being hit by flak, especially at that alt, after flying such a long time, and before even getting to fire a few rounds at the enemy. It's too far out of my control. All the other options you mention are more to do with my own actions.

Obviously, the "no instant success" setting in "difficulty" does not apply to the AI AAA gunners. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Fritz