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Zyphur
07-04-2006, 06:00 PM
I wan't to run a little contest.No prizes but who can make him say the deadliest message.
mine:

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main ()
{
int hp;
if(hp<10);
cout << "Foolish gaurd,silence always wins" <<endl;

return 0;
}

moobz
07-04-2006, 06:10 PM
so he want him to be deadly in c++???? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Zyphur
07-04-2006, 07:11 PM
yeh pretty much so lets see what you can do. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Lhorkan
07-05-2006, 12:53 AM
"pwnt lol"

ifiwerearichman
07-05-2006, 01:15 AM
Ugh,I bought visual studios 2005 but I have no f'n idea how to use it so I can't see such a message...

Outcast44
07-05-2006, 02:51 AM
Stand over the victim and laugh like a crazy: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Just kidding... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

A good one would be: "I shall cut off your ears and tongue and take out your eyes, for all the dead and living creatures to know that you are the fool who thought I couldn't kill him"
Now you laugh...

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

mrsmooth_840
07-05-2006, 04:18 AM
I think it would best for him not say anything at all! that way he would have this enigma about him self, his actions are plentiful enough to say he's a very dangerous man

Nellynoway
07-05-2006, 05:37 AM
Peek-a-boo!!

Lizard000
07-05-2006, 06:00 AM
"read my lips.... you were "***-***-in'ated"

Robbinho1992
07-05-2006, 09:21 AM
Death is like a game .
If you lose you die...if you win you survive.
But sadly....your a loser.


Not good but its was off the top of my head and im abit tired.

crazyrabbit2006
07-05-2006, 10:14 AM
i agree with smooth, maybe just a silent prayer as you close his dead eyes, as seen in the trailers. Thats damn cool, then you run like Hell.

Crouching.Tiger
07-08-2006, 02:05 PM
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
I would literally die of laughter if I hear Altair say this to one of his victims.

(sorry for obscure, a bit geeky, cult-movie reference) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

zgubilici
07-08-2006, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by Crouching.Tiger:
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
I would literally die of laughter if I hear Altair say this to one of his victims.

(sorry for obscure, a bit geeky, cult-movie reference) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Haha, one of my favorites quotes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif.
"The Princess Bride" is a great movie http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

FableB
07-08-2006, 04:35 PM
How about: "........."?!!!!
I think "......." sounds cool dont you think? yeah "......." it is then! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif.

vector746350
07-08-2006, 06:20 PM
¨May the lord spare your soul, for i will not spare the body it lives in¨

ScOrPiO_Bs
07-09-2006, 02:32 AM
Originally posted by mrsmooth_840:
I think it would best for him not say anything at all! that way he would have this enigma about him self, his actions are plentiful enough to say he's a very dangerous man

Shift911
07-09-2006, 07:38 PM
did u see face off...the way Cage screams DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE will do http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

yavanna_1986
07-10-2006, 03:26 AM
We're doing C/C++? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

<pre class="ip-ubbcode-code-pre">#include <iostream.h>
#include <stdio.h>
void main()
{
clrscr();
int i, n, x;
cout<<"How many people does the cround in which Altair must find his victim have?"); cin>>n;
cout<<"The number of the victim is:"; cin>>x;
for (i=1;i<=n;i++)
if (i==x)
printf{"Altair: 'The darkness is deadly... you may never know who or what hides in it."
"Now go meet your Creator...'");
else printf("Altair: 'Where the hell is he? ><'");
getch();
}</pre>

LOL... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Illuminate1992
07-10-2006, 08:08 AM
C/C+++++++++
WHAT?
Guesses its some sort or computer language like SCAR
*head explodes out of overload of computer talk*

DarK_PhoeniX_22
07-10-2006, 12:26 PM
c++ isa programming language
don't insult its greatness by adding too many '+' signshttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
it's the one used to write windows i think

ill learn it as from next yearhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifso wait for mehttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
rightnow i know only foxpro & dbase
but they r so http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Roxana showed me a program she made in december on c++http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

FableB
07-10-2006, 05:20 PM
I can manage myself in VisualBasic...not on C++ though...

SpyderNynja
07-10-2006, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by zgubilici:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Crouching.Tiger:
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
I would literally die of laughter if I hear Altair say this to one of his victims.

(sorry for obscure, a bit geeky, cult-movie reference) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Haha, one of my favorites quotes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif.
"The Princess Bride" is a great movie http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

probably one of the greatest movies of all time

lizard and robinho had awesome ones http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

i would want Altair to simply close the victims eyes and say a prayer also, that would be cool. but if could think of a quote, it would be awesome if you have just killed a MAJOR character and as he's lying there, choking on his own blood, Altair looks him in the eyes and gives this small speech: "I am the eagle of this war, an overseer, a keeper of balance, a guardian...and you are my prey..."

...i thought of that off the top of my head http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif (although the number of times i have edited this message make it seem otherwise, LOL)

Keksus
07-11-2006, 05:08 AM
Rid**** Stile is always the best http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
"I will kill you with my teepot" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

OH_DragonBoy
07-11-2006, 10:21 AM
"Go on. I want you to cry. Cry for all that you have done to your people as I take your pathetic life."

Oh...wait, that's more discusted than deadly.

Okay, well, this is gonna get someone killed:

"Hey! Hey, [famous Spanish insult starting with 'Pin']! Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, you thick son of a [female dog]! Pretty little purse gun you got there! Did ya take it off your your little sister? Let's see how it works. COMEON! SHOOT MY COCKY ***!!!!"

KillerKyle17
07-11-2006, 07:59 PM
I would say, personally, " PWNED U STUPID LOSER!!!!!!" Then I'd go all Halo 2
and actually remember that this is about what Altair would say, not me

***edited for content - E-rated forum - you have already received your final warning, the consequences of ignoring it repeatedly are to be seen below - //zgubilici

KillerKyle17
07-11-2006, 08:02 PM
U know what, I'm changin that...

...and I'm going in a nice forum vacation for continuing on my bad language spree, although I have been warned about it

***I see the last warning was not heeded - suspension efective immediately //zgubilici

Darkfrost_674
07-13-2006, 02:13 PM
¨May the lord spare your soul, for i will not spare the body it lives in¨


best one yet haha

Jester_SOF
07-15-2006, 09:44 AM
i didnt really read all of them so i dont know if this one was already posted:

"Don't run, you'll only die tired."

DarkDeath_470
08-01-2006, 04:08 PM
I would stand RIGHT behind my victim and when he turned around i would make that bleep sound from Metal Gear Solid when the soldiers see you and stab him in the neck...

Fates.Dark.Hand
08-01-2006, 05:09 PM
lol! stylish!

IoNoobMaster
08-08-2006, 10:00 AM
I think that if he would brethe very heavy and said "I am youre father" would be so cool that i think i would piss my self of laghfter.

***edited for content - the autocensor exists for a reason, do not bypass it - thanks

Fates.Dark.Hand
08-08-2006, 05:41 PM
" I pitty tha Foo' who trys to start a war!" *stabs* http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

entropy777
08-09-2006, 12:40 PM
A picture is worth a thousand words... (http://epickid.com/kitty/happyaristocat.jpg)

Fates.Dark.Hand
08-09-2006, 06:07 PM
Before Altair kills his target he shows them a picture of a posh cat in a suit? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

entropy777
08-10-2006, 03:32 AM
<span class="ev_code_GREY">And the irony goes lost for the people who've never visited YTMND...</span>

terminalShock09
08-10-2006, 10:49 AM
I visited during the Brian Peppers and Conan phase. Is that the fad now?

FableB
08-10-2006, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by entropy777:
A picture is worth a thousand words... (http://epickid.com/kitty/happyaristocat.jpg)

I think the target will die laughing... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

SimplyBetter111
08-10-2006, 12:19 PM
*stabs and cuffs hands over mouth leans in close and says*
"Shhh"


From a great movie Saving Private Ryan...

Dr_Baltar
08-10-2006, 06:16 PM
Just thought of a little something, here goes.

A man fleeing from Altair sores through the large crowds, jumping and throwing people aside to delay his pursuer. The man glimpses behind him to see nothing except a large crowd of people starring at him. He stops. In relief he sighs loudly, head up in the air. He brings his head back down from the sky to still see the people starring at him. The man looks confused as the crowd approached him, as they do so the man curses under his breath and draws his sword. They continue to draw closer. The man in desperation yells €œBack! Back I say!€ Panicking, the man starts to slowly circle watching the crowd draw even more closer. He looks at the angry faces with their fists clenched, small knives and pitchforks at the ready. The man spins around once more to meet a fist smashing into his face, followed by the sound of a sharp snap. He tumbles to the un-level ground and yells out in pain. Drawing his hands away from his nose, he comes to see Altair standing before him, who expresses his gratitude to the crowd by slightly nodding his head to familiar faces. The man on the ground lightly say€s (with a tint of sobbing) €œwhy?€ Altair looks down upon him and speaks the words €œRapist, deserter and a partaker in murder.€ And draws his sword, plunging it into the mans chest. He holds the blade still until the squirming stops. Ripping the sword from the body Altair disappears amongst the crowd, moments latter the crowd fades with some people spitting upon the dead mans body. The body remained, untouched for a whole day until other knights noticed the corpse and decided to not touch it but burn it where it lay.

erm, got a bit carried away.

DarkDeath_470
08-11-2006, 09:18 AM
Very nice, Baltar!

Dr_Baltar
08-13-2006, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by DarkDeath_470:
Very nice, Baltar!

Thanks http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif I was thinking of a few possible lines and decided to make a short story out of it. I might do another, possibly.

Red_Mercury901
08-17-2006, 12:26 PM
How about

Altair: *kills target and whispers in his ear* It is a good death...
Guards: *SHOUT!!*
Altair: *screams like a little girl and runs away*

FableB
08-18-2006, 04:50 PM
Altair closing the eyes of his dead victim: For the Motherland...
And if his eyes are already shut. You can close his mouth. If his mouth is already shut you can seal his ears. If his ears are already sealed...He will not hear you. And since he never heard you from the begining. Then you will be talking to yourself. Meaning that you have psychologic issues. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif



I think I should get a life! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

entropy777
08-18-2006, 05:27 PM
<span class="ev_code_GREY">Since everyone else is doing it I might aswell add another cliché to the pile.

Altair looks his victim in the eyes as the life is slowly draining from him, and whispers quietly:

"Another kill for the cause, soon your friends will join you... I'll make sure your death has not been in vain."

Cheesy, I know.</span>

Keksus
08-18-2006, 05:33 PM
Why say something? Kill and escape http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

FableB
08-18-2006, 05:52 PM
No! You have to make sure that you are well known in hell...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

entropy777
08-18-2006, 06:09 PM
<span class="ev_code_GREY">NEDM can save you now! (right before the killing blow)</span>

Keksus
08-18-2006, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by FableB:
No! You have to make sure that you are well known in hell...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

you can left a letter with your name http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

entropy777
08-19-2006, 05:37 AM
<span class="ev_code_GREY">A business card. "Altair was here"</span>

Fates.Dark.Hand
08-19-2006, 07:49 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif lol!

Altair Assassinations
free phone: 0800-Murder-Me
"We do the killing so you dont have too"
Phone now and get a "2 kills for the price of one" deal!

FableB
08-19-2006, 05:18 PM
Our lines are open to you.
0800-Murder-Me from inside Jeruselim(I'm not sure about the spelling)
01-0800-Make-it-fast from the rest of the world

If the lines are busy, please try again. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

We might be late, but we will kill you. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Fates.Dark.Hand
08-19-2006, 06:09 PM
Altair Assassanations and Co. Price list:

Arrow to the head: 5 Gold
Axe to the back: 3 Gold
Switchblade to the throte: 10 Gold
Sword combat kill: 7 Gold
violent rampage with dagger: 10 Gold

NEW!Create your own <STRIKE>pizza</STRIKE> Kill, 4 gold per Attack

<sub>Altair Assassinations and Co. and not responsible for the well being of payer, if debt is not paid, then the Client will be slain violently</sub>

Have a Nice Day http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

<sub>everything said is "</sub>

FableB
08-20-2006, 10:49 AM
Put a " somewhere for God's sake or we will be robbed! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

SpyderNynja
08-20-2006, 12:03 PM
baltar, that story rocked http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Fates.Dark.Hand
08-20-2006, 12:47 PM
mwuhuhahaha, done and done " http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

dingsi
05-05-2008, 05:45 PM
YAH LIKE JAZZ?

altairego
05-05-2008, 08:45 PM
Guard: i will make you bleed!
Altair: (slashes short blade 'cross the belly)No, I will make YOU bleed like the pigs that you eat, infidel

Archetype_Zero
05-06-2008, 06:16 AM
if the victim has time to ask how you were able to sneak up on them: "i hide in the crowd, for a shadow is only suspect if no one should be there to cast it."

or maybe "I am a truth hidden in a scroll of lies. I am precision and knowledge born from your carelessness and ignorance."

ok, those sound a little more like bad goth poetry than i expected, but they will have to do...

ok, how about this one.
Altair: "You got my blade dirty. For this, you shall die."
Guard: "But, you stabbed me! It's your fault your blade is dirty!"
Altair: "That's beside the point. But YOU are at the END of my POINT! HAHAHA! Get it! Point!?"
Guard: "I...get it...hahaha...*cough choke die*"

BlairCullen02
05-06-2008, 12:21 PM
"Hi, this is my boomstick"
*assassinate*

Nah, I'm kidding. I wouldn't know what to say. Depends on the occasion.