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dragon999300
10-24-2007, 06:40 AM
I am in the finally process of removing the ring finger of my left hand. Pls advise on which way i should do it either hedge clippers or a table saw or any other way u can think of i will exicute the plan on October 30

theassassin_07
10-24-2007, 06:41 AM
you sir..are a crazy son of a .....

thats taking it a bit to far

MiniAssasin
10-24-2007, 06:42 AM
k

x_101_
10-24-2007, 06:44 AM
I don't beleive you, and if you are serious then i recomend you do not do it! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

ParanoiD84
10-24-2007, 06:47 AM
Originally posted by dragon999300:
I am in the finally process of removing the ring finger of my left hand. Pls advise on which way i should do it either hedge clippers or a table saw or any other way u can think of i will exicute the plan on October 30

Then u will have trouble playing AC.

b-busher
10-24-2007, 06:49 AM
The way I see it is people like you should be put down.

yehonatan.roth
10-24-2007, 06:51 AM
if your not seriuse... i don't get it...

if you are...

a few things... don't do it, but if you must do the following... tell some one you trust your gonna do it because if you take some sort of numbing anastetic and you faint in the middle of the cut you will, and i repet you will (not sure suddenley..) die from loss of blood...

and if you do it with out anestetic you will probebley faint from the pain...

take my edvise and you might do it and live...

your choise...

P.S. if you do... post pictures ok? (maby a video of the act it self http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif)
just intreegd on how it goes...

P.S.P.S. cuting a ring finger for a video game is stupid but find a better reason...

Mossman975
10-24-2007, 06:53 AM
Buy a switchblade from ubisoft and chop it off with that, oh and remember to wipe a white feather in the blood.

Good luck soldier!
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

lostassassin123
10-24-2007, 06:58 AM
lol.Still funny http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.
Don`t forget to post pics. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif
Ye........wait a sec http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif....
OMG.....Please don`t do it.....Let me explaine :
If you will - Jack tompson(or another frik) will stop sales of this game!!!!
Oh please don`t!!!Or you will kill thousends hopes to get this game for christmas!!!

Royal.Mist
10-24-2007, 07:00 AM
Originally posted by dragon999300:
I am in the finally process of removing the ring finger of my left hand. Pls advise on which way i should do it either hedge clippers or a table saw or any other way u can think of i will exicute the plan on October 30

What you need to do is grab a towel and tie it around your wrist as tight as possible. Then grab a pair of shears and remove the finger. Then, grab a needle and thread and stitch up the opening. Remove your towel and swallow a box of pain killers, barbituates and alcohol and take a quick nap. Problemo solved. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

In the end remember not to tell anyone else. They might talk you out of it!

Lhorkan
10-24-2007, 07:01 AM
Get a willing friend, a sharp axe and bandages. That's the best way to do it.

Lordgrunty11
10-24-2007, 07:01 AM
^^^ oh my god... he does have a point, what if Jack Thompson did see that. Could you imagine.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MiniAssasin
10-24-2007, 07:02 AM
lol he wont do it its a joke, people tend to not mutilate themslves on a daily basis.

then again ive seen some pretty ****ed up things in my time

Freefall69
10-24-2007, 07:06 AM
Well personally if you are serious, i think you should do it...because i hope that once you look down at your severed finger, nxt to the blood soaked feather you just plucked from your pillow case. I hope you realise what an fool you have just been. BUT do it on the day of release so you dont ruin anyone else's fun. I dare say most of us will have it on the day of release...

Is tht harsh? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

MiniAssasin
10-24-2007, 07:07 AM
yeah dont get the game banned for months because people omplain the game made you cut off a finger lol

Thumper1980
10-24-2007, 07:09 AM
good luck getting married later in life you fool.

Royal.Mist
10-24-2007, 07:11 AM
I'd like to point out Jack Thompson's awesome record of 0 Wins. He couldn't get **** banned if his life depended on it.

MiniAssasin
10-24-2007, 07:13 AM
Originally posted by Royal.Mist:
I'd like to point out Jack Thompson's awesome record of 0 Wins. He couldn't get **** banned if his life depended on it.

whos jack thompson

Mossman975
10-24-2007, 07:18 AM
Ye........wait a sec ....
OMG.....Please don`t do it.....Let me explaine :
If you will - Jack tompson(or another frik) will stop sales of this game!!!!
Oh please don`t!!!Or you will kill thousends hopes to get this game for christmas!!!


http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Don't do it!!!!!!!!!!

lostassassin123
10-24-2007, 07:24 AM
Man - I`m serious.I`m NOT JOKING!!!Don`t do it!
As you guys said "do it after release" - When Jackie finds out it would be REALLY troublesome for UBI to make a sequel.....
And I want a sequel.....A sequel with blood....
Don`t ruin such a good series....please http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif
EDIT:Even if he reads this it`s alredy a trouble.....
Jack if you are reading this - it`s just first april`s joke http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Now you can go away and continue with manhunt - bye bye.......thank god....

aappleyard
10-24-2007, 07:30 AM
I do like the idea of having the left ring finger removed and buying or creating my own switchblade but that could affect my gaming skills as i use my ringfinger to type and when im playing on the PC Lol

Would look cool tho!

Im not here to persuade you because its your own choice. Maby wait till after you have played it to death so when you do get the finger removed you wont need it :P or by a prosthetic one with tjhe switchblade Lol

yehonatan.roth
10-24-2007, 07:31 AM
Originally posted by lostassassin123:
OMG.....Please don`t do it.....Let me explaine :
If you will - Jack tompson(or another frik) will stop sales of this game!!!!
Oh please don`t!!!Or you will kill thousends hopes to get this game for christmas!!!

Good Point... don't do it...

AirRon_2K7
10-24-2007, 07:32 AM
Originally posted by MiniAssasin:
k
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1241.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

@Mr-Freak-That-Thinks-That-All-True-AC-Fanboys-need-to-remove-a-finger-to-enjoy-AC-even-if-it-hinders-gameplay-or-life-expectancy

I seriously think you should reconsider A.) Spamming freaky stuff B.) removing a part of your body

If you are going to do it, it's always a good idea to have a pair of hedge clippers around your throat, so if you begin to scream, you can pull them and noone will hear you - thus saving the game from getting banned.

Good Luck,

Mr AirRon-Who-Thinks-That-If-People-Think-That-They-Need-To-Remove-A-Finger-To-Play-AC-(Even-Though-It-Will-Hinder-Gameplay-and-/-or-Life-Expectancy)-Are-seriously-Weird.

ikbengeband
10-24-2007, 07:40 AM
just dont do it. and if you really want it then do it a week after the release date of assassins creed. but you must been joking http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

ScytheOfGrim
10-24-2007, 07:42 AM
Nice! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Wish I beat you to it though... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

dragon999300
10-24-2007, 08:31 AM
in the light that a few did bring a few good points on jack suspending the sale i will stop since iv waited for this for 3 years

Maybe after christmas

lostassassin123
10-24-2007, 08:34 AM
Originally posted by dragon999300:
in the light that a few did bring a few good points on jack suspending the sale i will stop since iv waited for this for 3 years

Maybe after christmas
Thank you.....
But better never......Or at least make it not spread across the internet.....Or HE will come http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

AsskickQT
10-24-2007, 08:36 AM
if everybody is cutting off their finger they could make this game on the Wii with a switchblade that u could do arround ur wrist !!!LOL

KlNDRED
10-24-2007, 08:47 AM
A stupid thread like this one requires a stupid answer like this one:
A square ball is hard to bounce.

AsskickQT
10-24-2007, 08:51 AM
and it rolls much worse than a round ball..

ScytheOfGrim
10-24-2007, 08:54 AM
Really... I never knew that! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

So I guess that I still have a chance at doing it first! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
YAY!

Now where's that bread knife... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

x_101_
10-24-2007, 09:03 AM
Why not use your Scythe? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

lostassassin123
10-24-2007, 09:04 AM
Originally posted by x_101_:
Why not use your Scythe? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif
LOL.
I think his bread knife IS his scythe.LOL

Fates.Dark.Hand
10-24-2007, 09:07 AM
Hahahhahahah!!

hahaha!


haaa!!


Yeah good luck with that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Sandwarrior1990
10-24-2007, 09:08 AM
please tell me some of the posts in this thread aren't being serious >___>

if they are being serious, then: hahhahaah! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

ScytheOfGrim
10-24-2007, 09:13 AM
Yeah, I would if I had that snazzy new miniature one, but... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Would be hard just to take one finger off with this "baby".

Plus bread knives have waaaaaaavy edges! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

lostassassin123
10-24-2007, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
Yeah, I would if I had that snazzy new miniature one, but... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Would be hard just to take one finger off with this "baby".

Plus bread knives have waaaaaaavy edges! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Why do you need to cut one finger instead of an arm!!!!!
You can Install a 0.5 meter sword there!!!Much better http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
Or maybe even cut of anything and you become ultimate Sonic!!!Yeah...
To Jack and dragon999300 - it`s a JOKE.
Joke - a short story or ironic depiction of a situation communicated with the intent of being humorous. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

ScytheOfGrim
10-24-2007, 09:27 AM
Nah!

If I was gonna stick anything onto my arm, it would have to be a scythe.

But waiting in lines with that thing just isn't practical, if you know what I mean. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

MeAltairLol
10-24-2007, 09:33 AM
Mehh, as much as I love "Assassin's Creed", I'll never cut off my finger.

ScytheOfGrim
10-24-2007, 09:36 AM
^^^^^

Loser... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

lostassassin123
10-24-2007, 09:45 AM
Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
^^^^^

Loser... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
LoL
Sorry bro(MeAltairLol), he doen`t want to hurt you(I hope http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif).
By the way Scythe why do you need to be stealthy - when someone will see you with a Scythe instead of arm, he will kill himself....
But son`t Scrath yourself http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

ScytheOfGrim
10-24-2007, 09:49 AM
Wow... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

How did you come to the conclusion that I wanted to be stealthy?

I meant that I would feel sorry for whomever it is that stands behind me in a line... that's all...

HA! Feel sorry!

Yeah... riiiight.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

eWaster
10-24-2007, 09:58 AM
If you are removing your finger, you must install a switchblade. But as you probably know, the switchblade triggers on the movement of your littlefinger... just warning you! If you are going to be an Assassin, you have to lie down all controllers, joysticks and keyboards forever. Unless you can uninstall that switchblade http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif only thought about that now actually.

arbiol
10-24-2007, 10:09 AM
you can't remove your finger. where will you put your wedding ring? (what a bad joke.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif)

now seriously: why do you want to do it?

Lordgrunty11
10-24-2007, 10:41 AM
I actually think that after all of Jack Thompson's failed attempts he is not allowed to file any suit against games. I remember reading it somewhere.

b-busher
10-24-2007, 10:46 AM
Ye guys are all slow its a joke.... I think.But if your serious then do it already stop being such a ***** its only one finger.

MeAltairLol
10-24-2007, 10:56 AM
Lol, Scythe, I can smell your sarcasm from a mile away!

arbiol
10-24-2007, 11:42 AM
maybe it's a joke but i'm still wondering why anyone would cut off his finger?

Karl_93
10-24-2007, 01:31 PM
DUDE!! good idea i have to totally try that!! we'll here it goes. if i dont post again tomorrow then everyone should know that i've died of blood loss... moment of silence too!! i like those.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

chubbymonk8
10-24-2007, 02:37 PM
hey hey hey i finally made it on. u should know who i am if u dont ur really stupid lol. well i think u shouldnt do it ur insane but. if i see u later missing ur ring finger i will just lought and call u stupid dump ***

chubbymonk8
10-24-2007, 02:37 PM
hey karl i love that pisture but i think master cheif can kick altiers ***

AldirTheKnight
10-24-2007, 02:39 PM
oh my god my spellchecker exploded

BTOG46
10-24-2007, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by AldirTheKnight:
oh my god my spellchecker exploded

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Asdans_Assassin
10-24-2007, 02:44 PM
Note of warning, the last version of this got locked because someone posted a grusome picture of a fingerless hand. Jeez I wonder who that was http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blush.gif
http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/4248/boozeedited2jc0.jpg

Azzerwazzer1191
10-24-2007, 02:47 PM
lol. now AC is all around people that were born without their ring finger will look cool ...

like my bdamn lil brother .. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif *jealous*

sweetlou280
10-24-2007, 08:35 PM
cut off your finger, post a pic and i will send you money cause that would make you the official Assassins Creed #1 fan

all_alone_
10-24-2007, 09:12 PM
HAHA! do it man! i will join you!