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VMF-214_Pappy
12-12-2004, 09:59 AM
There are numerous grammar errors in the orginal netmessages text file. Myself and Jg27 have taken it upon ourselves to make some changes by adding more gore, more humur and correcting some grammar issues. It is clean no swearing. I would like to ask Oleg and the developers if there is any way we can add one of our netmessages files to the new patch, so that everyone is on same page of music. We can edit any of the messages if there is one found to be inappropriate. Here is a example of our fixed netmessages. We are open to changes so please post your suggestions. Maybe we can agree on one and have it added to a patch so everyone dont have to deal with so to say.

VMF-Pappy renders Crash's controls unsusable.

Well what is unsusable. This had been a issue since orginal Il2 lets see if we can come up with some better Gents.



Please download at following link if you wish to try it.

http://www.vmf214blacksheep.com/modules.php?name=Downloads&d_op=viewdownload&cid=15

user_joins {0} joins the battle.
user_leaves {0} leaves the battle.
user_kicked {0} has been punted by the host admin.
user_timeouts {0} has been idle for too long and is kicked.

user_joinarmy {0} joins the {1} army.
user_readytogo {0} is ready to go.

user_cheating1 Warning Ufo spotted! {0} Lags, and engages warp drive!
user_cheating2 Warning Ufo spotted! {0} is losing packets and kicks his modem!
user_cheating3 Warning Ufo spotted! {0} Lags, and engages thrust vectoring!

user_cheatkick1 {0} is autokicked by the host.
user_cheatkick2 {0} is removed from the game.
user_cheatkick3 {0} has been punted by admin.

gore_kill1 {1} has been pWnEd by {0}.
gore_kill2 {0} sends {1} to a fiery grave!
gore_kill3 {1} is shotdown in a blaze of glory by {0}.
gore_kill4 {1} has been obliterated by {0}.
gore_kill5 {0} terminates {1} with extreme prejudice!

gore_killaaa1 {0}''s body is ravaged by shell fragments.
gore_killaaa2 {0} swallows an anti-aircraft shell.
gore_killaaa3 {0} + flak shell = KAABOOM!

gore_gun1 {0} catches an artillery round up the tailpipe.
gore_gun2 {0}''s entrails are scattered across the sky by a Triple-A gun.
gore_gun3 {0} has been Uberfied by an AAA gun.

gore_tank1 {0} takes a tank shell in Da mellon.
gore_tank2 {0} chews on a tank shell.
gore_tank3 {0} plays chicken with a tank... and loses.

gore_ship1 {0}''s head is removed from his shoulders by ship AAA.
gore_ship2 {0} takes a naval artillery round in the brown eye.
gore_ship3 Ship AAA blows {0} to kingdom come.

gore_ai1 {0} has been pwned by an AI plane.
gore_ai2 An AI plane "Olegs" up {0}''s. crate.
gore_ai3 {0} has been disgraced by an AI plane.

gore_sawwing1 {0}''s shot severs {1}''s wing.
gore_sawwing2 {0}''s slices {1}''s wing clean off.
gore_sawwing3 {1} loses a wing to {0}''s well aimed fire.

gore_blowwing1 {0}''s gunfire blows {1}''s wing right off.
gore_blowwing2 {1}''s wing is blown clean off by {0}''s nicely placed shot.
gore_blowwing3 {1} loses a wing to {0}''s spot on gunnery!

gore_blowup1 BOOM!! Great shot {0}! {1}''s entrails fill the sky!
gore_blowup2 YUK!! {1}''s guts are on {0}''s windshield!
gore_blowup3 {1} is incinerated by {0}''s great aim.

gore_lightfuel1 {0} fires up the Barbeque and grills {1} to perfection!
gore_lightfuel2 {0} is baked like a Christmas Ham!
gore_lightfuel3 {0} sets {1}''s crate ablaze.

gore_lighteng1 {0} gives {1}''s "cockpit heater" a whole new meaning!
gore_lighteng2 {1} screams like Michael Jackson with his hair on fire!
gore_lighteng3 {1} is fried extra crispy!

gore_blowtail1 {0} carves up {1}''s bird like a Thanksgiving Turkey!
gore_blowtail2 {0} saw's {1}''s crate in two.
gore_blowtail3 {1} is cut in two by {0}''s accurate fire.

gore_pk1 {0} ventilates {1}.''s coconut.
gore_pk2 {1} chokes on a couple of {0}''s bullets.
gore_pk3 {1}''s body is riddled with gunfire.

gore_pk301 {1}''s chest explodes like an overcooked sausage.
gore_pk302 {0}''s concentrated fire turns {1}''s body into ground beef.
gore_pk303 {1}''s chest is blown open with {0}''s heavy fire.

gore_headshot1 {1}''s head explodes from {0}''s gunfire!
gore_headshot2 {0} pops open {1}''s head like a grape!
gore_headshot3 {0} decapitates {1} !

gore_throat1 {0} puts a round through {1}''s throat!
gore_throat2 {0} shoots {1} through the neck!
gore_throat3 {1} chokes on blood from {0}''s bullet!

gore_gk1 {0} silences {1}''s gunner.
gore_gk2 {1}''s gunner falls to {0}''s fire.
gore_gk3 {0} burdens {1} with dead weight in the gunner's seat.

gore_gheadshot1 {0} kills {1}''s gunner with a headshot!
gore_gheadshot2 {0} kills {1}''s gunner with a headshot!
gore_gheadshot3 {0}''s burst punches through {1}''s gunner''s head.

gore_hitctrls1 {0}''s fire cut {1}''s control cables.
gore_hitctrls2 {0}''s well aimed fire snaps {1}''s controls cables.
gore_hitctrls3 {1} controls are severed by {0}''s fire.

gore_crashes1 {0} is a lawn dart.
gore_crashes2 {0} becomes one with the Earth.
gore_crashes3 {0} crashes and kicks his monitor!

gore_lands1 {0} brings his bird down safely.
gore_lands2 {0} makes it home in one piece.
gore_lands3 {0} has managed not to screw up his landing.

gore_crashland1 {0} upsets his mechanic with his piss poor landing.
gore_crashland2 {0} snaps his spine after a hard landing.
gore_crashland3 {0}''s crate smolders on the runway.

gore_ditch1 {0} ditches his bird and trips on the wing.
gore_ditch2 {0} ditches his plane and lights up a smoke.
gore_ditch3 {0} ditches his busted up plane!

gore_swim1 {0} plunges into shark infested waters.
gore_swim2 {0} thought he was flying a Seaplane.
gore_swim3 {0} goes for a dip.

gore_pkonchute1 {1} is sawed in half by {0} while hanging from his chute!
gore_pkonchute2 {0} turns {1}''s body into a parachuting bloody pulp!
gore_pkonchute3 {0} pops a cap in {1}''s cranium while he was hanging from his chute!

gore_spins1 {0} spun out!
gore_spins2 {0} spins like a merry-go-round.
gore_spins3 {0} spins out of control.

gore_spinfatal1 {0} did not recover from a spin.
gore_spinfatal2 {0} crashed and burned.
gore_spinfatal3 {0} spins into the ground.

gore_rocketed1 {1} tastes {0}''s nutritious rocket!
gore_rocketed2 {0}''s rocket flys right up {1}''s tailpipe!
gore_rocketed3 {1} gets a jolt from {0}''s rocket!

gore_bombed1 {1} body is splattered on the runway by {0}''s bomb!
gore_bombed2 {0} scores a direct bomb hit on {1}''s grounded plane!
gore_bombed3 {1} chokes on {0}''s bomb!

gore_walkaway1 {0} limps away from his heap of twisted metal.
gore_walkaway2 {0} crawls away from his mangled plane.
gore_walkaway3 {0} runs away from his burning crate.

gore_burnedcpt1 {0} is trapped in his cockpit and charred to perfection.
gore_burnedcpt2 {0} is flame broiled, trapped in his cockpit.
gore_burnedcpt3 {0} screams while burning alive.

gore_hitouttac1 {0} blows {1} out of control.
gore_hitouttac2 {0} sends {1} spinning out of control.
gore_hitouttac3 {0} hits {1} hard!

gore_vulcher1 {0} vulches {1} like a putz.
gore_vulcher2 {0} vulches {1} like a n00bie!
gore_vulcher3 {0} you n00b vulcher you!

gore_captured {0} has beed captured and beaten by opposing forces.
gore_bailedout {0} gives up and hits the silk.
gore_killed {0} becomes one more tragic statistic of failure.

VMF-214_Pappy
12-12-2004, 09:59 AM
There are numerous grammar errors in the orginal netmessages text file. Myself and Jg27 have taken it upon ourselves to make some changes by adding more gore, more humur and correcting some grammar issues. It is clean no swearing. I would like to ask Oleg and the developers if there is any way we can add one of our netmessages files to the new patch, so that everyone is on same page of music. We can edit any of the messages if there is one found to be inappropriate. Here is a example of our fixed netmessages. We are open to changes so please post your suggestions. Maybe we can agree on one and have it added to a patch so everyone dont have to deal with so to say.

VMF-Pappy renders Crash's controls unsusable.

Well what is unsusable. This had been a issue since orginal Il2 lets see if we can come up with some better Gents.



Please download at following link if you wish to try it.

http://www.vmf214blacksheep.com/modules.php?name=Downloads&d_op=viewdownload&cid=15

user_joins {0} joins the battle.
user_leaves {0} leaves the battle.
user_kicked {0} has been punted by the host admin.
user_timeouts {0} has been idle for too long and is kicked.

user_joinarmy {0} joins the {1} army.
user_readytogo {0} is ready to go.

user_cheating1 Warning Ufo spotted! {0} Lags, and engages warp drive!
user_cheating2 Warning Ufo spotted! {0} is losing packets and kicks his modem!
user_cheating3 Warning Ufo spotted! {0} Lags, and engages thrust vectoring!

user_cheatkick1 {0} is autokicked by the host.
user_cheatkick2 {0} is removed from the game.
user_cheatkick3 {0} has been punted by admin.

gore_kill1 {1} has been pWnEd by {0}.
gore_kill2 {0} sends {1} to a fiery grave!
gore_kill3 {1} is shotdown in a blaze of glory by {0}.
gore_kill4 {1} has been obliterated by {0}.
gore_kill5 {0} terminates {1} with extreme prejudice!

gore_killaaa1 {0}''s body is ravaged by shell fragments.
gore_killaaa2 {0} swallows an anti-aircraft shell.
gore_killaaa3 {0} + flak shell = KAABOOM!

gore_gun1 {0} catches an artillery round up the tailpipe.
gore_gun2 {0}''s entrails are scattered across the sky by a Triple-A gun.
gore_gun3 {0} has been Uberfied by an AAA gun.

gore_tank1 {0} takes a tank shell in Da mellon.
gore_tank2 {0} chews on a tank shell.
gore_tank3 {0} plays chicken with a tank... and loses.

gore_ship1 {0}''s head is removed from his shoulders by ship AAA.
gore_ship2 {0} takes a naval artillery round in the brown eye.
gore_ship3 Ship AAA blows {0} to kingdom come.

gore_ai1 {0} has been pwned by an AI plane.
gore_ai2 An AI plane "Olegs" up {0}''s. crate.
gore_ai3 {0} has been disgraced by an AI plane.

gore_sawwing1 {0}''s shot severs {1}''s wing.
gore_sawwing2 {0}''s slices {1}''s wing clean off.
gore_sawwing3 {1} loses a wing to {0}''s well aimed fire.

gore_blowwing1 {0}''s gunfire blows {1}''s wing right off.
gore_blowwing2 {1}''s wing is blown clean off by {0}''s nicely placed shot.
gore_blowwing3 {1} loses a wing to {0}''s spot on gunnery!

gore_blowup1 BOOM!! Great shot {0}! {1}''s entrails fill the sky!
gore_blowup2 YUK!! {1}''s guts are on {0}''s windshield!
gore_blowup3 {1} is incinerated by {0}''s great aim.

gore_lightfuel1 {0} fires up the Barbeque and grills {1} to perfection!
gore_lightfuel2 {0} is baked like a Christmas Ham!
gore_lightfuel3 {0} sets {1}''s crate ablaze.

gore_lighteng1 {0} gives {1}''s "cockpit heater" a whole new meaning!
gore_lighteng2 {1} screams like Michael Jackson with his hair on fire!
gore_lighteng3 {1} is fried extra crispy!

gore_blowtail1 {0} carves up {1}''s bird like a Thanksgiving Turkey!
gore_blowtail2 {0} saw's {1}''s crate in two.
gore_blowtail3 {1} is cut in two by {0}''s accurate fire.

gore_pk1 {0} ventilates {1}.''s coconut.
gore_pk2 {1} chokes on a couple of {0}''s bullets.
gore_pk3 {1}''s body is riddled with gunfire.

gore_pk301 {1}''s chest explodes like an overcooked sausage.
gore_pk302 {0}''s concentrated fire turns {1}''s body into ground beef.
gore_pk303 {1}''s chest is blown open with {0}''s heavy fire.

gore_headshot1 {1}''s head explodes from {0}''s gunfire!
gore_headshot2 {0} pops open {1}''s head like a grape!
gore_headshot3 {0} decapitates {1} !

gore_throat1 {0} puts a round through {1}''s throat!
gore_throat2 {0} shoots {1} through the neck!
gore_throat3 {1} chokes on blood from {0}''s bullet!

gore_gk1 {0} silences {1}''s gunner.
gore_gk2 {1}''s gunner falls to {0}''s fire.
gore_gk3 {0} burdens {1} with dead weight in the gunner's seat.

gore_gheadshot1 {0} kills {1}''s gunner with a headshot!
gore_gheadshot2 {0} kills {1}''s gunner with a headshot!
gore_gheadshot3 {0}''s burst punches through {1}''s gunner''s head.

gore_hitctrls1 {0}''s fire cut {1}''s control cables.
gore_hitctrls2 {0}''s well aimed fire snaps {1}''s controls cables.
gore_hitctrls3 {1} controls are severed by {0}''s fire.

gore_crashes1 {0} is a lawn dart.
gore_crashes2 {0} becomes one with the Earth.
gore_crashes3 {0} crashes and kicks his monitor!

gore_lands1 {0} brings his bird down safely.
gore_lands2 {0} makes it home in one piece.
gore_lands3 {0} has managed not to screw up his landing.

gore_crashland1 {0} upsets his mechanic with his piss poor landing.
gore_crashland2 {0} snaps his spine after a hard landing.
gore_crashland3 {0}''s crate smolders on the runway.

gore_ditch1 {0} ditches his bird and trips on the wing.
gore_ditch2 {0} ditches his plane and lights up a smoke.
gore_ditch3 {0} ditches his busted up plane!

gore_swim1 {0} plunges into shark infested waters.
gore_swim2 {0} thought he was flying a Seaplane.
gore_swim3 {0} goes for a dip.

gore_pkonchute1 {1} is sawed in half by {0} while hanging from his chute!
gore_pkonchute2 {0} turns {1}''s body into a parachuting bloody pulp!
gore_pkonchute3 {0} pops a cap in {1}''s cranium while he was hanging from his chute!

gore_spins1 {0} spun out!
gore_spins2 {0} spins like a merry-go-round.
gore_spins3 {0} spins out of control.

gore_spinfatal1 {0} did not recover from a spin.
gore_spinfatal2 {0} crashed and burned.
gore_spinfatal3 {0} spins into the ground.

gore_rocketed1 {1} tastes {0}''s nutritious rocket!
gore_rocketed2 {0}''s rocket flys right up {1}''s tailpipe!
gore_rocketed3 {1} gets a jolt from {0}''s rocket!

gore_bombed1 {1} body is splattered on the runway by {0}''s bomb!
gore_bombed2 {0} scores a direct bomb hit on {1}''s grounded plane!
gore_bombed3 {1} chokes on {0}''s bomb!

gore_walkaway1 {0} limps away from his heap of twisted metal.
gore_walkaway2 {0} crawls away from his mangled plane.
gore_walkaway3 {0} runs away from his burning crate.

gore_burnedcpt1 {0} is trapped in his cockpit and charred to perfection.
gore_burnedcpt2 {0} is flame broiled, trapped in his cockpit.
gore_burnedcpt3 {0} screams while burning alive.

gore_hitouttac1 {0} blows {1} out of control.
gore_hitouttac2 {0} sends {1} spinning out of control.
gore_hitouttac3 {0} hits {1} hard!

gore_vulcher1 {0} vulches {1} like a putz.
gore_vulcher2 {0} vulches {1} like a n00bie!
gore_vulcher3 {0} you n00b vulcher you!

gore_captured {0} has beed captured and beaten by opposing forces.
gore_bailedout {0} gives up and hits the silk.
gore_killed {0} becomes one more tragic statistic of failure.