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slipBall
07-20-2006, 02:49 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gifI've been hearing it's very hot over there across the pond. Been real hot here too!...any tips for staying cool http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

Friendly_flyer
07-20-2006, 03:05 AM
Beer.

Bo_Nidle
07-20-2006, 03:10 AM
A cup of tea of course!

JG53Frankyboy
07-20-2006, 03:18 AM
air condition

IIJG69_Kartofe
07-20-2006, 03:25 AM
Opening canopy?

rnzoli
07-20-2006, 03:25 AM
a pool

slipBall
07-20-2006, 03:29 AM
I was expecting alot of birthday suit reply's http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Jagdgeschwader2
07-20-2006, 03:29 AM
A swim in the channel. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

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stanford-ukded
07-20-2006, 04:58 AM
Don't follow trends, set them.

Don't have stupid hair.

Have more female numbers on your phone than male.

Drive a classic motor.

Be good at parking. Success first time, every time.

Please see this site for a mini-essay on the subject of being cool: http://www.loganwhitehurst.com/becool.html

96th_Nightshifter
07-20-2006, 04:58 AM
are spitfire pilots cool?


Cooler than a huskies' nuts - as far as know

Brain32
07-20-2006, 05:27 AM
Yes they are very cool, they never worry about overheat http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

stanford-ukded
07-20-2006, 05:29 AM
Scene:
(coffee shop, evening. A bunch of wanna-be cool people are sitting around debating the existence of true coolness. The door opens, and in you stride, wearing a long, ornate coat and a powdered wig.)

You:
(giving thumb's-up) 'Ehhhhhhh!

Everybody:
Hi, Dr. Chunks!

You:
(approaching girl/guy at counter) Hey, give me a triple decaf nonfat chai latte, no whip, for here. (raising eyebrow) By the way, is this the pickup counter? 'Cause I'm picking you up!

Girl/Guy:
(looking intrigued by your suaveness) Coming right up! Did I just see you parallel parking outside?

You:
First try, baby! What light through yonder window breaks?

Girl/Guy:
What's with the coat and wig?

You:
I'm Thomas Jefferson, coolest Declaration of Independence author/president/inventor in town. I invented the cotton gin and the phonograph and the General Theory of Relativiy and gravity. Word to the Fonzie.

Girl/Guy:
I couldn't help but notice the ease with which you ordered your espresso beverage just then.

You:
That's because I work at a LOCAL coffee house across town on days when I'm not God. My parents don't know I'm out right now. Fonzie's cool. (nods of approval from the wanna-bes)

Girl/Guy:
What did you tell your folks?

You:
Oh, I just said, "Did you hew your domework? Did you rean your cloom? Did you deed the fog?" Then I split. Before I came here, though, I had to go to my popular band's practice space and pick up my hammered dulcimer.

Girl/Guy:
Here's your latte.

You:
Excuse me for a moment. (go to bathroom and pour latte down the sink) I'm back--that was a killer latte. I couldn't stop drinking it even as I was using the toilet. (wink to knowing patrons) Fonzie's the man.

Man:
(bursting in through front door) Holy ****, everyone! There's a hurricane a-coming and the oranges ain't been a-harvested yet! Save the children!

You:
Dr. Chunks is ready.

Girl/Guy:
God damn you're cool.

Finale of Scene

See how easy it is? I think it was all summed up by that last line, spoken by a girl/guy in bewildered awe of your blinding coolness: "God damn you're cool." So true, so true. Oh yes, I almost forgot the most important thing you must do to be cool: don't do what anybody tells you to do. If you can do that, you'll be the coolest. You can do that, can't you?

Your friend,
Logan (but my friends call me Magic Chef)

ElAurens
07-20-2006, 05:31 AM
They must be a pretty cool lot as you never see them whinning on the boards ad-nauseum about the Bf 109's FM problems....

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danjama
07-20-2006, 06:55 AM
Go to an airshow

MEGILE
07-20-2006, 07:06 AM
I fly naked.

Irish_Rogues
07-20-2006, 08:00 AM
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waffen-79
07-20-2006, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by ElAurens:
They must be a pretty cool lot as you never see them whinning on the boards ad-nauseum about the Bf 109's FM problems....

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Yeah, spoiled brats, they got it easy on them http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Monty_Thrud
07-20-2006, 02:15 PM
Breasts are a wonderful invention, i would like to have some with me whilst i fly...however...rules is rules...so i take my favourite Ewe with me, they have some qualities of the fairer se-x...
They push back, especially in a dive, or near the edge of a cliff...they're lovely and smooth, especially after you've shaved her...they taste good with mint sauce http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

ploughman
07-20-2006, 02:23 PM
Last airshow I went to could have been sub-titled "Catastrophes in Skin Care Volume 1: UV Rays AREN'T your friends."

I dare say there'll be symposium of dermatologists somewhere asking why the message isn't getting through.

NancyBoyOnYer6
07-20-2006, 02:36 PM
Whenever I Fly my spitfire, I wear my net stockings and a sexy pushup bra. Plus lots of girly makeup. That makes me very cool indeed.

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BfHeFwMe
07-20-2006, 07:22 PM
Is that when ole Nancy Boy forms up in rear eschelon formation? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Xiolablu3
07-20-2006, 07:32 PM
Spitfire - The choice of Gentlemen, be sure!