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ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 12:51 AM
by a paper cut...im telling you it's true!

just imagine someone slitting your throat with a plain, white piece of A4 paper...O! the agony!

post the way you think the best way to die is...and find out if you're worthy of a rank in the Hiafodain or not http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

kew414
08-07-2007, 01:04 AM
Death by eyestabby http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

the_assassin_07
08-07-2007, 01:14 AM
A gunshot to the head. Why? Because it's painless.

kew414
08-07-2007, 01:43 AM
I think he means "best" as "most painful" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

the_assassin_07
08-07-2007, 01:49 AM
Oh... then torture them for three days and cut off their egg rolls(if they are a man http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif) I know I got it from Rush Hour 2 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

killerbee1992
08-07-2007, 01:51 AM
with honor (spelling)

MrMoo333
08-07-2007, 02:06 AM
Doin something AWSOME! AKA, bungee jumping, parachuting, snowboarding, skate boarding, wake boarding, anything like that, because my pholosophy on life is, go through it at 120 MPH, and landing with a bang, a cup of coffee in hand, and a shirt sayin: Hey Bud, Lets Party!

katz_bg
08-07-2007, 02:41 AM
Originally posted by the_assassin_07:
A gunshot to the head. Why? Because it's painless.
We don't know that! We only know that nobody ever complained of the pain after that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

noobfun
08-07-2007, 02:45 AM
:Originally posted by katz_bg
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">:Originally posted by the_assassin_07:
A gunshot to the head. Why? Because it's painless.

We don't know that! We only know that nobody ever complained of the pain after that </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

try telling that to the people who survive ... and yes it happens more then youd think

now the way to go is by hair dryer

hot on the nipples, back of the knees and ears
cold down the ear to deafen

then insert it in an orafice (and no i dont mean your mouth) and leave it for 15 or 20 minutes to casue a slow and extremly painful death

well you said you wanted painful


P.S. welcome back Kew

cooldude6681
08-07-2007, 02:47 AM
I think I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep. Or on the battlefield, defending my country.

Two extremes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Golani2007
08-07-2007, 03:48 AM
Originally posted by the_assassin_07:
A gunshot to the head. Why? Because it's painless. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif

Bartek_14
08-07-2007, 03:51 AM
Originally posted by Golani2007:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by the_assassin_07:
A gunshot to the head. Why? Because it's painless. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Have you played Max Payne 2? He survived a headshot http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

I'll go with cutting my head off with a guillotine. Now that is sure painless.

kew414
08-07-2007, 04:26 AM
P.S. welcome back Kew
I left? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

x_101_
08-07-2007, 04:39 AM
While fighting a dinosaour http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 04:44 AM
i meant the most gruesome, painful, sadistic way to die...

kew...? i dont think you left...it was me...

finally some internet in my house...moving sucks...

and just to show off...i typed this up on my wii!!!http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

my hand hurts now...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

x_101_
08-07-2007, 04:48 AM
It would probably be that method where they strap you up by your arms and legs, then put loads of really fast growing pointy bamboo underneath you until it goes through you and you die. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 04:55 AM
nah... i think being sucked into a printer then having it laser letters through your body is worse...
imagine if it lasered "i was killed by laser letters" onto you http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

kew414
08-07-2007, 05:20 AM
Hanged, drawn and quartered. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanging%2C_drawing_and_quartering) http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I win the thread http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

webswinger93
08-07-2007, 05:22 AM
the best way to die would probably be to get locked into a big robotic rhino and then get fried because the fan system doesn't work
Ace Ventura style...

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 05:28 AM
no kew, you only wikied http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

i think another good way to go would be to drink a ton of petrol, then swallow a cigar...the cuban ones...if you dont choke, or die from poisoning, then you'll burn to death, inside out... definite kill... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

AldirTheKnight
08-07-2007, 05:35 AM
impalation

kew414
08-07-2007, 05:37 AM
@Scythe: It's still the best one so far http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

I think it's going to be my new phrase http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif
"Stop that or I'll hang, draw and quarter you", "Don't make me hang, draw and quarter you", "Why don't you go hang, draw and quarter yourself". http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

BTW, you're 15, right? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

MoveMeant
08-07-2007, 05:39 AM
I say drowning in some thick liquid like honey or something... it must be terrible! fellin' the honey slowley gettin' down your lungs http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif nice eih

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 05:41 AM
yes...i am 15...why?

you scare me som-all the time...
my warped imagination is cuz i've got arab bllod lol http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

AldirTheKnight
08-07-2007, 05:41 AM
bath you in hot metal and then putting acid you! anyone who studied 9th grade chemistry would know that you'll end up oxidizing and corroing!

kew414
08-07-2007, 05:43 AM
@Scythe: Cause I am also 15 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Really makes you worry about this generation of teenagers http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 05:45 AM
makes you even more worried when you're an arab...http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
and you posted like 20 different posts with a wiimote...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

AldirTheKnight
08-07-2007, 05:49 AM
i'm 15 too yay

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 05:57 AM
i've noticed that the majority of people here are 14, 15 and 16...

there are some oldies roaming wildly though http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

kew414
08-07-2007, 05:57 AM
@Aldir: Yeah, but no one cares about you http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 05:58 AM
lol...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

AldirTheKnight
08-07-2007, 05:58 AM
go and get nailed...

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 06:00 AM
tut, tut...testy testy!

Bartek_14
08-07-2007, 06:20 AM
Originally posted by kew414:
@Scythe: Cause I am also 15 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Really makes you worry about this generation of teenagers http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

I'll be 15 tommorow. My birthday is on 8th of August http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

x_101_
08-07-2007, 06:30 AM
Happy birthday http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif, and these sound more like the worst ways to die.......

SloppyCracker
08-07-2007, 06:38 AM
Getting kicked in the ''crown jewels'' by a 7 year old so they explode and that
your ''fishes'' shoot through your intestens and your thoat so that you choke while coughing up your children.

noobfun
08-07-2007, 06:58 AM
Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
i've noticed that the majority of people here are 14, 15 and 16...

there are some oldies roaming wildly though http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

oi youngen watch it lol ;-)

hadnt seen ya post for a while kew thought youd run off and come back

Phreaky_McGeek
08-07-2007, 07:51 AM
Anyone who's seen Monty Python's Meaning of Life will probably agree when I say I'd go the same way that bloke from the prison did http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

SloppyCracker
08-07-2007, 07:58 AM
I saw that movie but I don't remember how he died. -.-

the_assassin_07
08-07-2007, 08:00 AM
I haven't seen it....

Phreaky_McGeek
08-07-2007, 08:06 AM
Being chased by a herd of naked women until he was caught unawares and fell off a cliff, into his grave http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Wolfgare
08-07-2007, 08:23 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif

you gotta love monty python.

SloppyCracker
08-07-2007, 08:23 AM
Oh yeah, thanks I forgot that one.

PS. I laughed my brains out and yet at the same time I cried when it was over.

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 09:45 AM
had i been anormal guy i would've said "dont wanna see it...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif"

but i aint normal http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

...my mom says so...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif...and she's always right...
Rule #1: Mother is always right!
Rule #2: In any case that Mother is incorrect, return to previous rule.

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

...oldie...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

killerbee1992
08-07-2007, 09:48 AM
shouldn't the title be: ''The most painfull way to die is''? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 09:52 AM
nah!

when you're sadistic then that's just L-A-M-E!!!

that spell laym http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

lol...

sounds cooler like that...weirder...makes you worried about us even more...

does anyone know where scarface is? haven't seen him in a long time...and i know that had he seen this topic, he wouldnt be able to resist posting "by chainsaw!!!"...

the_assassin_07
08-07-2007, 10:13 AM
Yeah, where's Scarface?.....

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 10:15 AM
i miss his sadisticiness(<--lol. another word to add to the dictionary besides lollalishus http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif)

and his lollalishus links...and his gun...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

SloppyCracker
08-07-2007, 10:15 AM
Maybe on a holiday. Well... after all it's vacation.

the_assassin_07
08-07-2007, 10:18 AM
True...

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 10:23 AM
hmm...summer...meh...i think of it more as "spending time alone cradled into a ball in the far corner of the room in the feudal position slightly rocking back and forth muttering to one's self 'happy place, happy place'"...but that might just be me...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif...

i still think a slit throat by a paper cut is awesome! i want a vid (cartoon, not real...i dont mind if you have real though http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif) of a guy dying by a piece of A4...

MTXteerling
08-07-2007, 10:38 AM
One that I once heard of is pretty awesome.
You put a snake in a tube and shove the tube down your throat. Now you insert the live snake.
Now enjoy the feeling of having a snake try to eat its way out of your stomach.

Personally I'd like to go while skydiving. At least you get to enjoy the view and you have some time to ponder about your life and death. As long as I don't panic though http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

SloppyCracker
08-07-2007, 10:41 AM
The other version involves the same tube but with a hamster and your backside. Hmm...

TogaLive
08-07-2007, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by katz_bg:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by the_assassin_07:
A gunshot to the head. Why? Because it's painless.
We don't know that! We only know that nobody ever complained of the pain after that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually a suprising number of people survive gunshots to the head, that is of course assuming it is a single shot and not of a caliber larger then a 30-6. The only portion of the brain actually truly needed to function is the Medula Oblengata (spelling, eh). It controls the core's motor skills and most all process' needed to survive, provided that you are suplied food ect. So really if you got shot in the front of the head like it shows in most movies, your probability of surviving is better then most would think, and depending on where the bullet travels, you would lose anything from short term memory (that would come first- frontal lobe-), to emotions, to some advanced motor skills, and possibly some eyesight.

The real point is where the bullet travels. If it stays in your brain then your one of the lucky ones, because then atleast you might not bleed out. But if it exits your skull; thats where the blood is now under no pressure to escape. Kind of like with a water jug; if you want the water to flow faster through the one nozzle, you poke a hole somewhere in the jug to relieve the pressure.

Most people die from gunshots to the head due to:
A- trauma and the shutting down of the core system because you went into shock (most people dont expect to be shot in the head)
B- Trauma because of the brain matter being pushed aside by the bullet and placing too much pressure on the medula oblingata (spelling once more lol)
C- Simply because of overly blood loss
D- The bullet strikes the spinal cord causing paralysis throughtout the body, and posibly shutting down the central nervous system.
E- Orrr if the bullet was going at just the right angle to give your medula oblingata a smackdown. This is often the case if a bullet is being fired from a standing position into a kneeling victim; the angle is alot different then the straight head on shot.
F- Or possibly any combination of these if your some unlucky SOB who has such a hard skull that the bullet just decides to bounce around in there like a pinball and ends up somewhere in your foot. ctually has happened believe it or not.

Now you can survive an execution if the taliban ever comes to get you http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

But seriously, dont try it lol

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 10:46 AM
hmmm...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif...*cough*wiki*cough*copy/paste*cough cough*

it's true, head shots are less dangerous than being shot in the groin...

like the statistic that there is more of a chance for you to be choked by your own belt than to die in an aorplane crash...i found that one interesting...nat geo...

the_assassin_07
08-07-2007, 10:46 AM
Wow man.. the power of research! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 10:53 AM
and also after serious opposition from the government and after being boycotted by the country, i have been able to monopolize the research funds and discover...*drumroll*...:

I HAVE TEN FINGERS!!!!!

who would've known...? im up for the nobel prize too...http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

the_assassin_07
08-07-2007, 11:22 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif Yeah and guess what I discovered..... I have a head!!! I can't believe it!!!

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 11:25 AM
*GASP* now there's competition for the nobel prize...

the_assassin_07
08-07-2007, 11:28 AM
I know MUHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!

Boromir323
08-07-2007, 12:06 PM
Best way to die?



FOR GONDOR!!!!!

Sasori_x
08-07-2007, 01:11 PM
I think one of the worst ways to die was the way the assassins did it.

Once served their purpose, they climb to an extremely tall spot (or just go to the top of alamut i think) and then another assassin would give them the signal, and they'd jump and fall to their death.

TogaLive
08-07-2007, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
hmmm...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif...*cough*wiki*cough*copy/paste*cough cough*

it's true, head shots are less dangerous than being shot in the groin...

like the statistic that there is more of a chance for you to be choked by your own belt than to die in an aorplane crash...i found that one interesting...nat geo...

LOL believe it or not there was no wiki or pasting involved in that lol. I just remembered it because we went over it last year when we studied the human brain http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif I know, its the odd things I seem to remember lol

Freakin weird statistic lol Now im scared of belts 8(

I think another one was that you have a 1/8 chance of suffering a stroke right.......now!
Lol damn baby boomers messed up all of our statistics!

webswinger93
08-07-2007, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
*GASP* now there's competition for the nobel prize...

Isn't it kinda interesting that if Alfred Nobel never had existed you wouldn't have posted that post because there wouldn't be any nobel prize... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
universe is so awesome...

Shadowriderj
08-07-2007, 04:05 PM
Death by wet noodle is the best.

Desiiner
08-07-2007, 04:23 PM
Being buried up to your neck in sand and then force fed army ants... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

TogaLive
08-07-2007, 04:35 PM
Pirates did it best with the ants. They would slash your back deeply, then poor fire ants into the cuts and allow them to bite you from within the cuts. Then followed the torture as described above http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Or mabey chinese water (sometimes acid) torture, lay you out on a table forced to watch as a bucket drips one drop at a time onto your forehead, slowly eating away through your skin, and eventually to your skull http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Oh and you are fed halucinigenic foods through the duration of your torture to keep you alive and well aware of the rotting flesh. Happy times eh?

AldirTheKnight
08-07-2007, 04:52 PM
like teh crazy african from the last king of scotland, who actually existed, did to his cheating girlfriend, he killed her and cut her arms and legs and put them in the place of the other, so if she could live she would be walking with her arms rofl

olendvcook
08-07-2007, 06:15 PM
dysentery- An inflammatory disorder of the lower intestinal tract, usually caused by a bacterial, parasitic, or protozoan infection and resulting in pain, fever, and severe diarrhea, often accompanied by the passage of blood and mucus.

and if you poop to much you become dehydrated and die http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif


or your so constipated that you blow out a vein when u poop

AldirTheKnight
08-07-2007, 06:24 PM
malaria



IT HURTS!! I can tell 'cos I've suffered it..

GPNM
08-07-2007, 06:39 PM
The best way to die is to get your *** kicked by Chuck Norris!

AldirTheKnight
08-07-2007, 06:45 PM
must be SOME kick to kill you, especially since it was in the arse

ThePheonix1030
08-07-2007, 06:50 PM
If I'd ever want to die with firearm, it would happen when I'm home with my family and someone breaks in trying to kill them and instead, I sacrifice my own life for all of them. But really, I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep...

P.S: You think replying on a Wii is hard, Scythe? Try replying on a Blackberry. It's a workout for your fingers XD

K-MartSecurity0
08-07-2007, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by noobfun:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">:Originally posted by katz_bg
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">:Originally posted by the_assassin_07:
A gunshot to the head. Why? Because it's painless.

We don't know that! We only know that nobody ever complained of the pain after that </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

try telling that to the people who survive ... and yes it happens more then youd think

now the way to go is by hair dryer

hot on the nipples, back of the knees and ears
cold down the ear to deafen

then insert it in an orafice (and no i dont mean your mouth) and leave it for 15 or 20 minutes to casue a slow and extremly painful death

well you said you wanted painful


P.S. welcome back Kew </div></BLOCKQUOTE>we must be reeeealy bored huh?

ThePheonix1030
08-07-2007, 06:59 PM
Man, I reread all of the posts and just realized how sick-minded some of you are http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

P.S: Yay! My 700th post http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

ThePheonix1030
08-07-2007, 07:03 PM
Darn it. Just three more. Sorry for the double post. This darn Blackberry doesn't have an edit button...

GPNM
08-07-2007, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by AldirTheKnight:
must be SOME kick to kill you, especially since it was in the arse
Two words...Chuck Norris.

AldirTheKnight
08-07-2007, 07:09 PM
roffle

Ultradude2345
08-07-2007, 07:43 PM
Slowly get your intestines taken out on a reel very slowly, then having your limbs and neck tied onto a rope and pulled by Persian war horses until a big snap is heard.

Then sawed in half, lynched, having your throat slit, drinking cyanide and then beaten with spiked clubs and nailed boards. Then shot in the head with machine guns, then being cut open and having all your internal organs taken out and having them harvested, then having a Turkish elephant crush u

ocataco
08-07-2007, 07:52 PM
burned alive from the inside out. make up your own details.

kew414
08-08-2007, 12:34 AM
By scratching out your neck until you rather die of blood loss, or suffocation http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif (thanks Higurashi http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)

Originally posted by noobfun:
hadnt seen ya post for a while kew thought youd run off and come back
Nah, it's just, after being in an almost dead PoP forum for so long, I can't keep up with this one http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

ScytheOfGrim
08-08-2007, 12:34 AM
have a dog with rabies come up to you and rip off your big toe, as you try to stop the blood gushing forth you fall onto a cactus that impales you in the back, the psines come off with your back and you stumble down into a sewer. ratscome up to you and begin to feed off of the revealed flesh of your toe. they slowly chew up the meat as you stare in horror paralyzed. they then move onto your pinky and quickly rip it off. because of the loss of your pinky when you start to stand you fall over because you are not used to the shifting weight without toes. you fall into the polluted repugnant flow of the sewer and finally exit the drain, but not before the polluted water can intoxicate your foot turning it black. you land in a desert, where locusts have gathered. they crawl up onto your flesh and begin to use their sharp legs as knives to cut off the flesh, then feed it to their young. you stare in horror knowing that moving would be a futile effort...they slowly make their way up from your foot...now your hamstring...onto your testicles...up thje abdomen...some are crawling beneath your skin now...trying to make their way to your skull...you can feel the skin stretching impossibly as they make their way up...the young feeding on top and the others chopping away at your insides...and suddenly a spasm of pain goes through your head and you fall...dead...the locusts continue to hammer away at your brain and the rest of what is left of your limp body...the sun blotted out by their large numbers...and all this...because of a toe...

now that's what it takes to be the Hiafodain leader!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
whoever can come up with something close to that, feel free to invent a rank in the Hiafodain and post it in your sig!!!

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif beat that...

kew414
08-08-2007, 12:38 AM
I have an awesome picture of a way to die, but I will most definately be suspended if I post it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Actually, I have a few... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
And a gif! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

ScytheOfGrim
08-08-2007, 12:40 AM
post your pics...they're nothing compared to what i've got...i've got videos of constipated orphan soul reapings...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif...

kew414
08-08-2007, 12:43 AM
Believe me, as much as I want to, I'll get in a lot of trouble if I do. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

...And Alex is scary when she's angry http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

ScytheOfGrim
08-08-2007, 12:45 AM
i know you would...i like watching people talk about the worst way to die...http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

i wonder what Z can conjure...

kew414
08-08-2007, 12:48 AM
Anyways, I think having your head bashed against a wall or something over and over until you die would be a pretty fun way to die http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Skaevola
08-08-2007, 02:19 AM
Death by wire brush. I win. Now, give me some candy.

noobfun
08-08-2007, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by Sasori_x:
I think one of the worst ways to die was the way the assassins did it.

Once served their purpose, they climb to an extremely tall spot (or just go to the top of alamut i think) and then another assassin would give them the signal, and they'd jump and fall to their death.


ummmm no they didnt, next youll be telling us they took drugs and hassan lived to be 400 so he could indoctornate(spelling?) all the fida


Originally posted by togalive: Or mabey chinese water (sometimes acid) torture, lay you out on a table forced to watch as a bucket drips one drop at a time onto your forehead, slowly eating away through your skin, and eventually to your skull Oh and you are fed halucinigenic foods through the duration of your torture to keep you alive and well aware of the rotting flesh. Happy times eh?


erm.... you use water not acid, the idea isnt to kill the constant sound and pressure from the driping sends you crazy so when your 1/2 crazy and jabbering you wont even realise your bieng questioned

hallucenogenic's not required

and why is it called the chinese water torture? ... no idea it was invented in italy

AldirTheKnight
08-08-2007, 11:16 AM
yay long live italy rofl

gamepro11
08-08-2007, 02:21 PM
The best way to die would be to die in an enemies castle takin down 200 guys with you, and finaly dying with 8 arrow wounds in my chest and a deep sword slice through my neck and while almost dead, managing to take my sword and in a final atempt, kill 30 more guys and the king....

Then making sure my body was not captured, lean over the side of the wall and falling over into the sea, where my corpse will peacfully lie till the end of eternity and my soul was realesed freely through the realms of time and space.

QuailBones
08-08-2007, 05:10 PM
Death by constipation, both painful and humiliating!

Boromir323
08-08-2007, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by noobfun:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sasori_x:
I think one of the worst ways to die was the way the assassins did it.

Once served their purpose, they climb to an extremely tall spot (or just go to the top of alamut i think) and then another assassin would give them the signal, and they'd jump and fall to their death.


ummmm no they didnt, next youll be telling us they took drugs and hassan lived to be 400 so he could indoctornate(spelling?) all the fida </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actuly the Hashashin would occasianlly jump to their deaths if it was ordered by the leader. Not just for fun though.

AldirTheKnight
08-08-2007, 09:19 PM
lol



Altair: yo Ahmed, waz crackin' dooood!

Ahmed:yo ***** check dis out

*Ahmed throws himself 10 metres to the floor*

Altair: uhhh f***

zgubilici
08-08-2007, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by kew414:
Believe me, as much as I want to, I'll get in a lot of trouble if I do. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

...And Alex is scary when she's angry http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

You don't say...http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

ScytheOfGrim
08-09-2007, 12:07 AM
and scarier when being casual http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

i think death by being scrutinized by a mod incredibly harshly would be cool...dont get any ideas Z...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

zgubilici
08-09-2007, 12:09 AM
^If it's cool, why not http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

noobfun
08-09-2007, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by Boromir323:

Actuly the Hashashin would occasianlly jump to their deaths if it was ordered by the leader. Not just for fun though.

Actually it happened once, when sinan was discussing loyalty with Count Henry of Champagne

and they wernt called hashashin or any spelling variant of it you can think of

Seanps3
08-09-2007, 08:08 AM
How about having your finger nails and toe nails ript of by twezlers then being skinned alive and bleeding to death http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

ScytheOfGrim
08-09-2007, 08:22 AM
for a third post that's not bad...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

in the future you may have a future in the Hiafodain...young grasshopper...always wanted to say-type that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

i still think having locusts use their limbs as cutlery is the best way to go! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

the_assassin_07
08-09-2007, 12:09 PM
have a dog with rabies come up to you and rip off your big toe, as you try to stop the blood gushing forth you fall onto a cactus that impales you in the back, the psines come off with your back and you stumble down into a sewer. ratscome up to you and begin to feed off of the revealed flesh of your toe. they slowly chew up the meat as you stare in horror paralyzed. they then move onto your pinky and quickly rip it off. because of the loss of your pinky when you start to stand you fall over because you are not used to the shifting weight without toes. you fall into the polluted repugnant flow of the sewer and finally exit the drain, but not before the polluted water can intoxicate your foot turning it black. you land in a desert, where locusts have gathered. they crawl up onto your flesh and begin to use their sharp legs as knives to cut off the flesh, then feed it to their young. you stare in horror knowing that moving would be a futile effort...they slowly make their way up from your foot...now your hamstring...onto your testicles...up thje abdomen...some are crawling beneath your skin now...trying to make their way to your skull...you can feel the skin stretching impossibly as they make their way up...the young feeding on top and the others chopping away at your insides...and suddenly a spasm of pain goes through your head and you fall...dead...the locusts continue to hammer away at your brain and the rest of what is left of your limp body...the sun blotted out by their large numbers...and all this...because of a toe...

now that's what it takes to be the Hiafodain leader!!!
whoever can come up with something close to that, feel free to invent a rank in the Hiafodain and post it in your sig!!!

beat that...
Wow... ok i'll try:

You walk into a spooky looking ghost town, armed with nothing except your bucket of cockroaches which a weird looking man gave you and said " Don't let go of this....." You walk deeper into the deserted city and you hear something... it sounds like a car revving, but you know there are no cars where you are. Then suddenly a pshycopath jumps out from behind a corner with a 50" axe and a sack on his head. You go crazy with the shock and you twist and turn on the ground. The sackman's army then appears from no-where, one of them armed with acid guns. The acidman saw the cockroaches and used them to his advantage. He acid-gunned all of the 'roaches and they crept inside his mouth. The 'roaches then melted through you until it nearly reached your skull. You, screaming of the acid burning through you and the 'roaches crawling in your mouth, struggle to stand up. When you do the sack-head-axe-man swipes viciously at you. You can hardly see a thing because of the acid. You dodge his attacks but then you stumble. He swipes and doesn't miss. Right in the head. It comes clean off with blood and guts pouring out. He then plunges at your heart with the axe and it comes out with blood squirting every-where. The sackman then gives it to a member of the army who is known for eating guts. He rips the heart in half and starts chewing. The blood stains his teeth. That's all in a day's work for the army of pshyco's and mutants.
What do you guy's think http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif It's my first attempt at something like this so please don't criticise http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif. And do I get to join the Hiafodain Scythe?

ScytheOfGrim
08-09-2007, 12:12 PM
meh...it was close to mine...and yes...i could've told you you were in a looooooong time ago...

but in mine you were alive through the whole thiing...plus yours is the next resident evil storyline http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

lol.

yes you're in, hope you saw the rank i gave you in the chat thread http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

the_assassin_07
08-09-2007, 12:19 PM
LOL I know when I think of horror I think of Resi evil http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif and yeah I saw the rank http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif.

ScytheOfGrim
08-09-2007, 12:40 PM
+1 to the immortal ever-lasting undead ranks of the Hiafodain, where reapers, pixies, sadists and people that can put "creepy" and "demented" in one sentence...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

wjo else wants to give the sadistic paragraph a go??

how about i consider it the Hiafodain initiation?

the_assassin_07
08-09-2007, 12:56 PM
Yeah you should do that....

ScytheOfGrim
08-09-2007, 12:59 PM
well then, this is hereby an officially unofficial unholy decree! he/she whom wishes to join the Hiafodain must post a weird, creepy and demented, sadistic paragraph, of the best way to die!!!

aand to older members, this is not required, but i dont mind you trying for the fun of it...yes..."fun"...

the_assassin_07
08-09-2007, 01:23 PM
LOL http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif I'll have a crack at it later even though I'm a member AND i've already done one http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

noobfun
08-09-2007, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
people that can put "creepy" and "demented" in one sentence...


you been reading my old school reports?

webswinger93
08-09-2007, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
well then, this is hereby an officially unofficial unholy decree! he/she whom wishes to join the Hiafodain must post a weird, creepy and demented, sadistic paragraph, of the best way to die!!!

aand to older members, this is not required, but i dont mind you trying for the fun of it...yes..."fun"...

I'll have a try then http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif... imagine walking peacefully down a deserted street not knowing of the horror that's about to happen because you can't see into the future, well scythe probably can, http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif anyway your walking down the street when suddenly a big snake comes sliding towards you. You close your eyes instinctivelly because you know it's a bazilisk (you have read the harry potter books many times) which turns you into stone if you look in its eyes. Altough it's a very good-looking snake so you end up looking at it anyway and in a flash you turn into stone... you notice that you can still see and hear. You can also feel the wind. The snake slides towards you... its massive jaws crack the stone that you are made of and rips your left arm from your body the pain makes you scream but you're unable to make any sound or movement. The snake penetrates your chest with its fangs and you can feel the acid-like venom burn inside you. You want to scream again but can't... The snake starts biting you over and over again. The pain overwhelms you and all you can see is little black dots until you realize that it is ants that is feasting on your body. You wonder who put ants there when somehow you turn back to normal. You fall forward, get pierced by a fork that is sticking up from the pavement and in the last moment of your life you feel the ants chew on your flesh while a pool of blood is pouring out from your armless shoulder and the holes in your torso while you die... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Is that good enough to join the Hiafodain? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Boromir323
08-09-2007, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by noobfun:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Boromir323:

Actuly the Hashashin would occasianlly jump to their deaths if it was ordered by the leader. Not just for fun though.

Actually it happened once, when sinan was discussing loyalty with Count Henry of Champagne

and they wernt called hashashin or any spelling variant of it you can think of </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah thats what I was talking about. I know they werent called Hashashin, so does everyone else, thanks to you, but they are called Hashashin in the game so I see no problem in calling them that.

ScytheOfGrim
08-10-2007, 12:34 AM
lol nooby, i prefer to write my own essays http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

and web, yea i guess for a politically challenged that pretty good...sure youre in, but make up a rank and give yourself a title.

webswinger93
08-10-2007, 04:13 AM
Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
lol nooby, i prefer to write my own essays http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

and web, yea i guess for a politically challenged that pretty good...sure youre in, but make up a rank and give yourself a title.

Yay! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif... any ideas? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

ScytheOfGrim
08-10-2007, 04:31 AM
hmm...how about:

Carrier of the Maleficent Destroyers of Reputaions Unholy Seal

sounds good to me!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

welcome...welcome to the Underworld...you are politically challenged no longer...

the_assassin_07
08-10-2007, 05:58 AM
LOL http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Which one do you think is better Scythe mine or his?

ScytheOfGrim
08-10-2007, 06:10 AM
dang...dont throw me into a corner...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

i dunno...it's sad that you die so early in yours...his at least you feel the pain...

you're making me decide on which is more sadistic??!!

like you're trying to beat my posting record eh?? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

it's too late, i did 1100 in a month http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Wildeyedjokr
08-10-2007, 07:36 AM
Put all my money on Assassin's Creed and when i put it in my console it comes to life and pulls out mini-guns, like in transformers!....But with me! Woo-hoo!

ScytheOfGrim
08-10-2007, 07:53 AM
what?

aaannnnnnnd...when do you die?? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

webswinger93
08-10-2007, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
hmm...how about:

Carrier of the Maleficent Destroyers of Reputaions Unholy Seal

sounds good to me!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

welcome...welcome to the Underworld...you are politically challenged no longer...

Muuuhahahahhahahahha... I have no idea what it means but it does sound good! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Wildeyedjokr
08-10-2007, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
what?

aaannnnnnnd...when do you die?? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

When it shoots me with its giant ****ing machineguns, what do you think? heh.

Where's the tragedy you're thinking? Well...I never get to play Assassin's Creed before it shoots me!...so far i take it that mine is the most painful...no Assassin's Creed?!?!? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

the_assassin_07
08-10-2007, 11:54 AM
dang...dont throw me into a corner...

i dunno...it's sad that you die so early in yours...his at least you feel the pain...

you're making me decide on which is more sadistic??!!

like you're trying to beat my posting record eh??

it's too late, i did 1100 in a month
LOL http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif ok I'll do a new one:
You walk into a busy village, they're all working and talking then you think you hear something behind you so you turn around. Nothing's there so you turn back around. All the bustling villagers have gone. There's just one small boy standing there. You run towards him and say "Are you ok?" All he says is "Look behind...." You turn around and all the bustling villagers are back, but this time armed, and they're all staring at you. You, bewildered, whip out your gun. You start shooting wildly at the huge crowd. Blood splurts everywhere. Guts and bullets fly around. The huge crowd charges at you with their huge axes. They chop your gun in half and bring you into a small and dark room.
----------NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED!!----------
The leader of the small village comes in alone. He takes his knife out. He slashes your indez finger off. You scream with pain as blood splats everywhere. The leader then aimed at his eye. He plunged at it and took it straight out the socket. Blood slowly dripped out. Suprisingly you still live on. The leader, amazed at you surving this brutality, takes your gun out of his pocket. He shoots you in the unmentionables and you shout so loud that your own eardrums burst. Blood goes every-where and gets in your mouth, along with the puss. You, half blind, deaf and unable to move slump to the ground. The leader kicks you in the mouth and your teeth fly out. As you spit out blood the leader crouches next to you mutters the words " This is just the beginning..". He shoots you in the foot and your big toe pings off as blood squirts out like a water fountain. The loss of blood is draining your energy and you feel queasy, then you faint. The leader finally leaves you. You wake up the next day with a different looking man in front of you but with the same gun. He has different tactics. He decides to go for the 'slow and painful method'. He has a 30" blade and he's waving it in front of your face. He gets the blade and slowly cuts your wrist.My sis >>
The blood slowly drains out of your veins.
"You could just give up and ask to die" he smugly stated.
He thought for a second.
He spat in his face and said "I would hate to be killed by someone like you!"
He then thought quickly and kicked him in the place that hurts.
He used up his last remaining strength to kick down the door.
He fell into the arms of his best friend.
"OMG Mark you have to help me !!"
Mark pushed him away. "I'm sorry Alex.."
"For what...what are you talking about !!! "
Mark then pulled out a gun.
"Please Mark....what did I do to you for you do murder me. We've been friends for 22 years how could you do this to me !!!"
Mark placed his finger on the trigger. "I'm really sorry I love my family to much".
Mark directed the gun at Alex's head and pulled the trigger.
Mark broke down as the blood trickled out of Alex's mouth and he dropped to the ground. His brains were splatted on the wall behind him. Mark looked at the gun. He knew that if he carried on living he would always remember this moment. He would have to explain to Alex's family that their son, brother had been killed in a 'car accident'.
So he held the gun to head. As he pulled the trigger he whispered "I'm sorry Alex".
-----------------------------------------------------
So whose death was worst Alex's? He was tortured and killed by his best friend.
On the other hand Mark had to kill his best friend or his family died.
You decide.
------------------------------------------
But I cannot take full credit for this story since my sister helped me with it.

webswinger93
08-10-2007, 03:34 PM
What does Hiafodain mean?

PS. The best way to die would probably be the way male mice do it... When it's time to "make children" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif they go on for 12 hours without stopping until the male mice's testicles break... then the female mice goes away while the male one dies of exhaustion and the pain from his broken testicles... now that's the best darn way to die! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

USARLoog
08-10-2007, 03:47 PM
While walking down a alley you hear a very dark growl, you start running down the alley only to be ambushed by none other than, Satan. Satan jumps on you and starts to scratch out your eyes while having one of his little demon friends rip out your intestines and strangle you with them. After Satan finishes scratching out and eating your eyes and having his friend strangling you with your own intestines, he proceeds to rip off your skull and use it as a coffee cup for the blood he will collect from you, he then summons more demons INSIDE your body and they BURST from inside of you shattering your torso in the end killing you. Obviously to your death Satan does more disgusting and disturbing to your body. He then rips off your arm to beat you silly with it then devours it. He collects the blood from you and drinks it with pride as he collects the intestines from around your throat and uses them as a scarf and tells the demons that are burrowed within you to come out and have some of his delicious hot blood coffee of doom. Ta-da! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

ocataco
08-10-2007, 03:47 PM
kidnapped one morning, locked in a dark moldy room, water dripping from a pipe in the corner. chained to the walls, almost hanging in the middle of the room. cant see anything, all you can hear is laughing, screaming, the annoying buzz of power tools. someone choking on who knows what..a door creaks open somewhere behind you. you cant see if anybody is there. although gagged, you start to make noises, trying to get their attention. somehow doubting they're here to fix the leaky pipe. a shadow comes up from behind you. you cant turn around for the chains holding you tight. waiting for something to happen, be it good or not. you can hear someone pulling out scissors and "testing" them. they dont seem to work too well. sounds rusty. all of a sudden you hear a grunt and you cant feel anything but a searing pain across the back of your ankles. you try to jump forward, trying to get away. you don't get far thanks to the chains and your now slit hamstrings. you fall over, held up halfway by the chains around your wrists. you see the blood pulsing out from your ankles. you cant feel them anymore. you hear a mocking laughter. you feel the annoying ***** of a syringe stick into your right shoulder blade. you cringe, and feel the acid immediately starting to eat its way down through your chest. getting closer than you'd prefer to your lungs, making it harder and harder to breathe.you see a hole begin to appear through your chest. you start to panic more than ever. shaking, and spazzing from the ends of your chains. you can barely breathe, you can feel the air going straight through your chest when you take a breath. throughout this affair, the shadowy man has been clinking through different tools and devices, he stops. "thats new" he says. he jabs a large spike into your side. you cringe, barely feeling as much pain as you should anymore. you feel cold. a slow, burning cold, creeping through your most recent wound. you feel him rip the enormous needle back out, taking chunks of frozen flesh with it.you can barely feel your body. only your arms and head are still noticeable. they wont last long. you can feel the chains tightening. slowly being cranked into the holes through which they came. you sense your feet begin to be peeled off, too panicked to care anymore. the blood doesn't come. apparently frozen midway between your heart and ankles. you're completely numb. you can barely hear anymore. your feet are gone, being dragged toward the walls, leaking what blood was still left in them. hanging from your other chains, you fail to notice the floor opening up quietly beneath you. the door opens again, you hear whispered voices but cant make out what they're saying. the door shuts, and you're left alone. aside form your various wounds, something is different. you can faintly make out a squeaky whining, like a saw blade spinning much faster than you'd like. you look down to see 4 saw blades. 2 spinning extremely fast, the others jerking around at different speeds. the two chains still connected begin to burn, you can see their other ends turning red..white.. you black out, to wake up with your hands gone. luckily, the heat cautterised your recent wounds, stopping the blood. you still hear the whining, only much more ragged now, as if trying to shred through rocks.. or bones. you look down to see nothing at all. your entire body gone. only your head, and the top half of your torso left untouched, except of course the pool of acid still spreading through your right side. you don't care anymore. you want to die, longing to push yourself into the blades. apparently you got stuck on the edge of the pit, snagged by a rusty nail sticking up through the floor, into your acid wound. you slowly get lowered in, as the acid eats your flesh away.

mm i don't have time to finish..
yea i just watched all the saw movies and hostel though..

hiafodain:

H opeless
I mmortal's
A ssosiation
F or
O lder
D ounuts
A nd
I nflamable
N ewts

webswinger93
08-10-2007, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by ocataco:

hiafodain:

H opeless
I mmortal's
A ssosiation
F or
O lder
D ounuts
A nd
I nflamable
N ewts

hmm... makes sence http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

AldirTheKnight
08-10-2007, 07:53 PM
Historical
Isolation of
Aldir and the
Followers
Of the
Diamond
Armlet of
Intelligence of
Nabudis

wtf lol

Alloy007P
08-10-2007, 08:40 PM
All you noobs that would want to die by a head shot because it's painless. Well I tell you something you don't got any guts! The best way to go is to drink a whole bunch of nitro glicorne, go skydiveing(without a parachute) onto the damn neighbor of yours that has the better car, lawn, lawnmower, or that always says a damn freinly hello to you even though you think he knows that your day is turning out to be absoulut cr*p, bt he really does know but you don't know it' but you do! and when you land ontop his house!!!! BANG !!!!!

Boromir323
08-10-2007, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by Alloy007P:
All you noobs that would want to die by a head shot because it's painless. Well I tell you something you don't got any guts! The best way to go is to drink a whole bunch of nitro glicorne, go skydiveing(without a parachute) onto the damn neighbor of yours that has the better car, lawn, lawnmower, or that always says a damn freinly hello to you even though you think he knows that your day is turning out to be absoulut cr*p, bt he really does know but you don't know it' but you do! and when you land ontop his house!!!! BANG !!!!!

....Blaaaarg?

the_assassin_07
08-11-2007, 01:05 AM
Why didn't any-one read my last post? I put a lot of effort into that http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif.

ocataco
08-11-2007, 08:10 AM
i read it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif
but then i went and made pancakes and forgot all about it..

the_assassin_07
08-11-2007, 10:55 AM
LOL http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif But seirously how nasty do all of you think my story is?

Tau_Va
08-11-2007, 11:19 AM
The best way to go is

How about growing old with a family.

the_assassin_07
08-11-2007, 11:20 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif Some-one read my story.

quicksilver_502
08-11-2007, 11:34 AM
either very old in bed or covered in the blood of your enemies.

drfeelgood8849
08-11-2007, 12:17 PM
the best wey to die is getting sucked into a black hole

the_assassin_07
08-11-2007, 01:02 PM
Fine, every-one blank me.

ocataco
08-11-2007, 03:56 PM
blank.


and yea a black hole'd be fun.

HeresToAtomBomb
08-11-2007, 04:17 PM
AIDS is the best way to go. Hell, 25% of sub-Saharan Africans are dying from it but who's complaining other than Bono?

FableB
08-11-2007, 04:57 PM
I think that the worst and the most painful way to die physically and mentally is by getting choked.

Image the pain as your breath slowly faints, your lungs is getting emptied by the beating of your heart. Your head filled with blood, and thoughts of your life that you lived all these years, the memories, the evil things that you did, alongside the few good things...flashlights.

The image is getting darker and darker, your soul slowly leaving you, oh painful goodbye!

Imagine the fear that you feel while getting choked, because you almost feel when you are going to die...

And there it is; painful nothingness. Your soul is lost, calling for the body that is lying just beside it, crying tears of suffering; not to be able to set its foot on a solid ground, or breathe fresh air...

You're dead.

USARLoog
08-11-2007, 11:46 PM
mines the worst...

SCARFACE_47
08-11-2007, 11:54 PM
oh my, just 2 weeks in holiday and i miss the beginning of an ways to die thread....jez
well this here (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide) are some pretty awesome ways , but my favorite is allways the polish guy, who even won a darwin award (http://www.darwinawards.com/) for doing THIS (http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1996-07.html)

YEAH XDDDDD
i also heard from a former nomine, but he didn´t win since kids aren´t allowed, but he killed himself with a needle, which he tried to use for opening a can of coca cola
pressure was high enough to kill him

Seanps3
08-12-2007, 01:00 PM
Hey scythe what about this one:Ripping off their toe and finger nails with tweezlers skin them a bit but dont let them die and put them in realy salty water then (if its man) use a knut cracker on his privates OUCH! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif Not very long but bad

SCARFACE_47
08-12-2007, 01:45 PM
you won´t get your darwin award for that....

SloppyCracker
08-12-2007, 01:46 PM
Well... It was a good try.

SCARFACE_47
08-12-2007, 01:54 PM
now this here is a awesome way to die
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=PGuhX5AmjuA
god i love the machete and the hammer
die stupid fat guy

ScytheOfGrim
08-12-2007, 10:56 PM
lol!!!

some cool posts coming on!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

and wecome back scar! missed your royal sadisticiness...reserved you a spot as Crazed Assisstant And Tortur Conductor of the Hiafodain! wanna join?? no need for a paragraph from you...but i wouldnt mind one http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

ive beengone for a couple of days now cuz my uncle was in hospital and my cousin came over and igot a ps3 ad ive been too busy feeling sad, happy and excited...and annoyed...have to move the TV closer to the modem cuz the wifi signal doesnt reach...gonna do that now...

anyway...all thise that posted "wannabelikeme" sadistic paragraphs and WANT to join the Hiafodain have to tell me now!
BTW, Hiafodain means anything you want it to mean...once you're a member http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

and i read your paragraph assassin...no one mere mortal alone could write that...definitley some help from your sis...but it was good! you killed two people instead of one!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

SCARFACE_47
08-13-2007, 12:40 AM
you spelled welcome wrong
quote: ve been too busy feeling sad,
XDD
do like maddox
his E70 never gets sick
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 02:50 AM
and i read your paragraph assassin...no one mere mortal alone could write that...definitley some help from your sis...but it was good! you killed two people instead of one!!
Thanks! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

ive beengone for a couple of days now cuz my uncle was in hospital and my cousin came over and igot a ps3 ad ive been too busy feeling sad, happy and excited...and annoyed...have to move the TV closer to the modem cuz the wifi signal doesnt reach...gonna do that now...

Cool! You got a PS3! COME TO THE DARK SIDE!!(no, literally, the only colour you can get is black http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif) Is your uncle ok?

SloppyCracker
08-13-2007, 03:35 AM
This Is The Best Way To Die. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=hMtqiKnViL8)

drfeelgood8849
08-13-2007, 03:43 AM
ok you win sloppy

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 03:43 AM
No mine is http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif.

SloppyCracker
08-13-2007, 03:45 AM
I won? I WON! *''We are the champions'' playing in the background.*

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 03:47 AM
Go to page 7 and scroll down to the last post. THEN decide who's the winner.

drfeelgood8849
08-13-2007, 03:48 AM
and your prize! a one week get away to my slave labor camp!!!...... i mean the bohamas

romeo_longsword
08-13-2007, 03:50 AM
Originally posted by SCARFACE_47:
now this here is a awesome way to die
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=PGuhX5AmjuA
god i love the machete and the hammer
die stupid fat guy

OMG! I am voting you.

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 03:51 AM
Am I invisible?.....

SloppyCracker
08-13-2007, 03:52 AM
Yay!!! Wait... What did you say??? Bohamas!!! I want to go to Hawaii!

@ the assassin 07: Well, I had multiple deaths and funny ones. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 03:54 AM
But you didn't make them up yourself http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif.

SloppyCracker
08-13-2007, 03:58 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/touche.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

But they were pretty cool weren't they?

drfeelgood8849
08-13-2007, 04:01 AM
assassin07 are you jealous? if you want i can let you go with sloppy to "Hawaii"... cough cough

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 04:01 AM
LOL! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif. Yeah they were cool http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

EDIT: No thanks Dr ....

SloppyCracker
08-13-2007, 04:04 AM
I'm gonna ask if my grandma wants to go to Hawaii!
@DrFeelGood: Gesundheit.

kew414
08-13-2007, 04:04 AM
Originally posted by SloppyCracker:
This Is The Best Way To Die. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=hMtqiKnViL8)
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif That was awesome http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

SloppyCracker
08-13-2007, 04:05 AM
What was?

kew414
08-13-2007, 04:06 AM
Forgot the quote http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
Fixed now http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 04:07 AM
Huh? What's going on? Who am I!!!??? WAAA!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

SloppyCracker
08-13-2007, 04:07 AM
Aaah! Thanks! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

drfeelgood8849
08-13-2007, 04:08 AM
wtf does that even mean

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 04:09 AM
I'm baffled...

SloppyCracker
08-13-2007, 04:12 AM
Well, I'm God.

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 04:15 AM
Well, I'm baffled.

SloppyCracker
08-13-2007, 04:17 AM
Do you need therapy? *points to a table with cushons on top of it.* First hour is free!

drfeelgood8849
08-13-2007, 04:18 AM
well i still dont knw what the hell that means

SloppyCracker
08-13-2007, 04:18 AM
What baffled?

drfeelgood8849
08-13-2007, 04:20 AM
ok i looked it up its a humanitarian institute thanks dude ill ahh get right on it

EDIT: oooh wow Gesundheit ok now i know what ur saying im really tired its 5:30 where im at

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 04:20 AM
Do you need therapy? *points to a table with cushons on top of it.* First hour is free!
Cool! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif *sits down on a table with cushions on top of it* http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

You guys don't know what baffled means!? It's confused..

drfeelgood8849
08-13-2007, 04:24 AM
no no no look at my last post it explains it

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 04:28 AM
LORL! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

SloppyCracker
08-13-2007, 04:28 AM
Assassin, my best client. You know in the Netherworld a second is infact a week so you have to pay me... Let's see... $5178,31 Cash, Creditcard or with GlcKs?

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 04:31 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif *get's gun and shoots Sloppy in the head* Have that!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif.

SloppyCracker
08-13-2007, 04:38 AM
I have not risen through fire, flame and ice to be attacked by a mortal! In my eyes your nothing but a worm! Your will to live will crumble like the pillars of a ruined temple! z k ms tl k!!! *the assassin 07 blazes as his clothes melt to his skin* Take that! Suckah!!! *The flames go out as the old wizard begins to laugh.* Nice try though! Haha! Who's you... DADDY!!! BROOKLYN!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 04:39 AM
And the most strange comment ever goes to...

SloppyCracker
08-13-2007, 04:45 AM
But... I'm a wizard I had to.

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 04:47 AM
LOL http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

SloppyCracker
08-13-2007, 04:48 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 04:57 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif....

SloppyCracker
08-13-2007, 05:04 AM
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x285/SloppyCracker/funny_179.gif

Weagle One
08-13-2007, 05:08 AM
<----

trent_243
08-13-2007, 05:16 AM
I have two:

1. Drive off a cliff backwards at 200 mph in a flaming super car.

2. Have your eye lids cut off and forced to stare into the sun until your eyes roast. Once your eyes are gone (If you survive that is http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif) the sun will start to roast through your brain as well until you die.

SCARFACE_47
08-13-2007, 05:26 AM
# Hold your breath:
What you need: balls.

How to do it: this is similar to strangling yourself, but the difficulty level is hard. Harder than a priest at a playground.

Step 1: Hold your breath.
Step 2: Wait 10 minutes, then go to step 3.
Step 3: If you are reading this, you have failed.

Weagle One
08-13-2007, 05:49 AM
What if they read the intructions first and then tried it. Maybe you should have said.. "WAIT BEFORE YOU READ STEP 3 Untill step 2 is completed"

There wouldn't be any confusion.

SloppyCracker
08-13-2007, 05:52 AM
Originally posted by SCARFACE_47:
# Hold your breath:
What you need: balls.

How to do it: this is similar to strangling yourself, but the difficulty level is hard. Harder than a priest at a playground.

Step 1: Hold your breath.
Step 2: Wait 10 minutes, then go to step 3.
Step 3: If you are reading this, you have failed.

That's from the maddox site!

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 06:34 AM
What's the maddox site?

ScytheOfGrim
08-13-2007, 06:54 AM
i dunno how or why...but i came back a bunch of hours llater and found that this thread gt an extra two pages! XD

sadly most of it was spam...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

calm down a bit guys...i wanna keep a clean sheet and not have any of MY threads locked.

thanks assassin, my uncle is getting better now...he had a heart attack...

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 07:06 AM
Oh, sorry for your uncle http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif. But glad he's getting better http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif.

ScytheOfGrim
08-13-2007, 07:23 AM
me too!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

well duh! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

i got resistance...anyone wanna join my clan...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

i'll call it...Hiafodain!!!

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 07:27 AM
i got resistance...anyone wanna join my clan...

i'll call it...Hiafodain!!!
OMG I don't hink anyone has ever used that name for a group before http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif. Yeah so do you like Resistance? IMO it's one of the best games out for PS3. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif.

ScytheOfGrim
08-13-2007, 07:29 AM
dang i man....it IS the best game on the ps3...you have it??

WANNA JOIN??? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 07:31 AM
Yeah sure!

ScytheOfGrim
08-13-2007, 07:33 AM
i'l have to go make it then...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

PSN ID:ScytheOfGrim (ironic eh??)

anyways back on T...anyone else demented enough to attempt the sacred ritual of *drumroll* THE INITIATION!!!!????

i think there are people that wished to join but never got ranks...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif oh well!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 07:36 AM
i'l have to go make it then...
LORL! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

PSN ID:ScytheOfGrim (ironic eh??)

I never expected that http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.
Yeah so the best way to die is what I said combined with Scythe's one.

ScytheOfGrim
08-13-2007, 07:38 AM
actually...i disagree with you and you shall now agree with me.

the best way to die is to read through all ten pages of this thread...XDXDXDXDXD

SCARFACE_47
08-13-2007, 08:23 AM
we allready had die of boredrom


This is the last time I'm warning you to watch your language- this is an E-rated forum, either you respect that from now on or you will face suspension - //zgubilici

romeo_longsword
08-13-2007, 09:06 AM
Can you say such a thing on this forum?

I am shocked.

SCARFACE_47
08-13-2007, 09:44 AM
the words aren´t shown in **** (no i don´t use the *, i dropped the f-bomb....BOOM)
but here you go, read maddox and suggest opinions ^^
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide
and no back to dieingways....
oh yeah die like weird al´s parents by carbon monoxide poisoning
tragic way to die, serio
or getting killed after trieng to watch a complete season of 24 in 3 hours by an explosion of your own head
B-B-B-BOIA

SCARFACE_47
08-13-2007, 09:51 AM
wow didn´t expect that way...hope it won´t get into a doublepost
well my words weren´t in *s (no i didn´t drop the f-bomb now)
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide
but read maddox and yes the ****** ways is a good one xD
ok one tragic way to die is like weird als parents by carbon monoxide poisoing
OR choke on a peanut like the old lady in daredevil
BULLSEYE RULZ

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 09:57 AM
the best way to die is to read through all ten pages of this thread...XDXDXDXDXD
lorl! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif yeah and romeo why are you so shocked?

romeo_longsword
08-13-2007, 09:58 AM
Dont know, usually when you are shocked, you cant really explain things.

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 09:59 AM
I really think you are a robot...

romeo_longsword
08-13-2007, 09:59 AM
Oh? Ok.

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 10:00 AM
See!? Z i'm scared....

SCARFACE_47
08-13-2007, 10:02 AM
yeah but not the gay kind of robot like c-3po, more the sonny kind of like in I.ROBOT, try becoming arnold schwarzenegger

romeo_longsword
08-13-2007, 10:03 AM
Haha.

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 10:10 AM
yeah but not the gay kind of robot like c-3po, more the sonny kind of like in I.ROBOT, try becoming arnold schwarzenegger
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif 100% http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

romeo_longsword
08-13-2007, 10:13 AM
Heh.

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 10:14 AM
Ok i'm just gonna ignore you since i'm so scared... ok so back on T....

romeo_longsword
08-13-2007, 10:15 AM
A good idea.

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 10:21 AM
Yeah so... romeo, you haven't posted one yet...

SCARFACE_47
08-13-2007, 10:47 AM
die by computervirus (what is this, i make jokes about him though i don´t even WANT to....hm maybe it´s my hate on solid snake and metal gear....yes i hate it....)
die by using cracked verion of vista and photoshop
die by washing your hair with acid

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 10:49 AM
what is this, i make jokes about him though i don´t even WANT to....hm maybe it´s my hate on solid snake and metal gear....yes i hate it....)
Are you being seirous!? MGS is wicked! And dying of washing your hair with acid would be painful...

SCARFACE_47
08-13-2007, 11:37 AM
i was so close of becoming a metal gear freak after getting to know the complete story but i didn´t like the style with agents like holy and stuff
i only see ocelot as an insult o clint eastwood
he would have taken that arm and ate it, pooped it out and burned it down to hell
now just to not become a mgs freak etc/ just a fan i decided to hate snake ^^
simple, if you wanna hate a game, hate a charactre
why would you hate it....because you don´t like it but coukld accidently start liking it
i also hate link, but love this little italian fat drug baron

Stop bypassing the autocensor -this goes hand in hand with the warning above- //zgubilici

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 12:06 PM
Do people ever understand you?

SCARFACE_47
08-13-2007, 01:20 PM
no you avatar changing son of an avatar

Autocensor bypassing and language again - this is your last warning for posts up to now - if I will have to edit again what you posted from this moment on, you will enjoy a nice long forum vacation- //zgubilici

the_assassin_07
08-13-2007, 01:21 PM
Ok... got'cha......

Altair666123
08-13-2007, 03:13 PM
flayed crucified and burned with lots of salt and vinegar

SCARFACE_47
08-14-2007, 10:45 AM
die of snzoo snzoo....serio, the first 37 are quite fun but then you only feel PAIN......no more pleasure

the_assassin_07
08-14-2007, 11:25 AM
Do you know that I never understand you?

SCARFACE_47
08-14-2007, 12:48 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=52510...491034285#5491034285 (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=5251069024&m=9151073285&r=5491034285#5491034285)
down
sznoo sznoo is best way to die

the_assassin_07
08-14-2007, 01:04 PM
LORL! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif LOOOL! Yeah that's the best way to die lool! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif. But not the goriest http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif.

SCARFACE_47
08-14-2007, 02:13 PM
well after number 378 i bet it gets gory or after at least a montth uah (uagh puke bbecause of thinking of period....BLA BLA BLA BLA SNO SNO)

Srg.ReaperIV
08-15-2007, 12:36 PM
run over by the truck delivering AC to the local store on the day im about to buy it.

Sildjian
08-15-2007, 04:11 PM
Play hide and seek for a couple minutes. Then find out what the reason is they gave humans fists.

SCARFACE_47
08-15-2007, 04:22 PM
hm it is about the BEST way to die, well a friend of mien said he would like to be blown into pieces since he says you maybe wont feel anything

JACKREAPER564
08-15-2007, 08:29 PM
fall from a building that has 400 floors and at the start u may fell funny but when getting to the floor u get scarred and start flapping ur hands around to avoid the kill and ur bines get smacked lol u dien in .1 seconds when floor is touched


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gifTHE REAPER IS BACK http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

A_Bird_Of_Prey_
08-16-2007, 12:51 PM
ok ur walking down the street and you see a penniy on the floor you bend over to pick it up and a semi-truck flipover and cuts off ur legs. and crows come to feast on your open wounds as you try to escape a firehydrant explodes and sends the cap shoting through ur lower back so more crows come and keep feasting on you. so you manage to get into a building but an earthquake happensand you fly out the window and a lightpost completely destroys your spine so ur paralyzed and a gas tank happened to expoled next to you and on the other side is an exploded firehydrant so half of you burn to death while the other half of you freezes to death. Once you die and go to hell Scythe decides that all new incoming dead must have their limbs cut off and pecked out by crows and beat with their severed limbs.

All this because you decided that your home life was too boring and you want to go on a walk for a little adventure. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

ScytheOfGrim
08-17-2007, 01:44 AM
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talk about being unlucky...

lol *beats everyone with their severed limbs*

*beat beat beat*

i think i would get grounded for doing that http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

sure you're in!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

now i need a rank...hmm...how about:
Surveyer Of All Misgivings, The Eyes Of Death

so that means that you're a like a taddle-tale http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif lol

and i just came up with a new motto for us Hiafodain!!!! it was actually in my sig for quite while...

well, we all know the assassins creed : "Nothing is true, Everything is permitted" right?

well the Hiafodain's motto is:

-->Everything is true, Nothing is permitted<--

lol http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif you can post it in your sig if you want, but it's not a must...Z is gonna hate me for all the oversized sigs...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

so here's a warning!!! if you already have four lines in your sig, that's the maximum allowed!!!!

AldirTheKnight
08-17-2007, 06:10 AM
Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
-->Everything is true, Nothing is permitted<--





that could work as a warning if you sue the government lol