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XyZspineZyX
06-30-2003, 12:02 PM
Come on folks, you are like the drone of locusts in the heat of the day. Quiet down already! The patch is coming, and your incessent (sp?) whining does not help, nor make for pleasant forum browsing. Can it.

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XyZspineZyX
06-30-2003, 12:02 PM
Come on folks, you are like the drone of locusts in the heat of the day. Quiet down already! The patch is coming, and your incessent (sp?) whining does not help, nor make for pleasant forum browsing. Can it.

kajr



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XyZspineZyX
06-30-2003, 12:16 PM
Im ready for the patch been waiting pateintly (sp) for i want it but im not going to whine about it. But i will beg PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE can we have the patch already /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif



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XyZspineZyX
06-30-2003, 12:22 PM
WERE`S THE PATCH ALREADY!?I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR IT SINCE APRIL,I WANT MY MONEY BACK!/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-30-2003, 12:58 PM
I fervently believe that The Patch will be perfect and will solve every single issue that everyone has with the game.

But if it ain't, well we can always whine about the patch to patch the patch.

I'm even tempted to name my niece's rabbit Patch.

And even though I'm perfectly happy with the game, I want my money back too. Yeah!

(I should insert something here to indicate that I am saying this tongue in cheek, just in case).

XyZspineZyX
06-30-2003, 01:24 PM
Ante cataracta sum!

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XyZspineZyX
06-30-2003, 01:33 PM
kajr, I see you online every friday, you honestly can tell me you dont look forward to the improved game engine, netcode, sound, fms?

To be honest Im not keeping my hopes up, who knows if ubi will change things at the last second



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XyZspineZyX
06-30-2003, 06:33 PM
LeadSpitter_ wrote:
- kajr, I see you online every friday, you honestly
- can tell me you dont look forward to the improved
- game engine, netcode, sound, fms?
-

I am looking forward to the patch, too, just not whining about it. Being patient, I guess.

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XyZspineZyX
06-30-2003, 07:12 PM
bazzaah2 wrote:
-
- I fervently believe that The Patch will be perfect
- and will solve every single issue that everyone has
- with the game.

Why didnt they care about the orginal release being "perfect" rather than making us pay for a BETA?? Release the damn patch as it stands. It is impossible to make it perfect and something will have to be fixed in Patch 2 or 3 anyway .... geez /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

Fix the games you have already released before you try and sell us more /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif


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XyZspineZyX
06-30-2003, 07:34 PM
I think it is good that they are taking there time trying to perfect the patch although I seriously doubt it will be perfect. But I must admit I really getting tired of waiting.
I've heard that Its coming out in april, may, june and now july. I know that these release dates were set by people that didn't really know when the patch was coming so I'm not suprised. I paid 50$ for this game just like everyone else did, and my only complaint is that ubi should have been posting estimates for when the patch was going to be completed. Just have a small piece of text on the patch page that says ETA mid june and what it's features will be or something like that. They could always change the date if they need more time. This would have prevented the all the posts asking when it will be done and what will be in it. As far as the addon goes they don't have to tell us a thing just release it when its done, but since we all paid money for this game I think the should at least done a better job of keeping us informed.

-bnvm

XyZspineZyX
06-30-2003, 07:59 PM
What patch?



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XyZspineZyX
06-30-2003, 08:24 PM
The problem is now the patch has become legendary, the panacea for all that is perceived as wrong with Forgotten Battles.

Can't hit your target? The patch will fix it. Can't fly straight and level? Wait for the patch. FMs too easy / too hard / not historically correct / too historically correct? The patch. Don't understand Russian? The patch will fix that also.

The patch will add the P-51D. The patch will make the Pe8 flyable. The patch will add trim on a slider. The patch will add string space to this forum.

No kitchen should be without The Patch. The Patch is truly a marvel of science, my friends! The Patch (TM) will make your sister prettier, your friends like you, and allow you to communicate telepathically with your cat ...

XyZspineZyX
06-30-2003, 08:28 PM
When the patch is released, IL-2: FB will be released.

To this point we have simply been beta testing. I'm looking forward to how the finished game looks, and the flyable Pe-8 /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Then on the second day, it was made bug free, and He saw that it was good.

XyZspineZyX
06-30-2003, 08:28 PM
JT_Skycat wrote:
-
- The problem is now the patch has become legendary,
- the panacea for all that is perceived as wrong with
- Forgotten Battles.
-
- Can't hit your target? The patch will fix it. Can't
- fly straight and level? Wait for the patch. FMs too
- easy / too hard / not historically correct / too
- historically correct? The patch. Don't understand
- Russian? The patch will fix that also.
-
- The patch will add the P-51D. The patch will make
- the Pe8 flyable. The patch will add trim on a
- slider. The patch will add string space to this
- forum.
-
- No kitchen should be without The Patch. The Patch is
- truly a marvel of science, my friends! The Patch
- (TM) will make your sister prettier, your friends
- like you, and allow you to communicate
- telepathically with your cat ...
-

Well thank god! My cat and I have severe miscommunication problems. I'm glad Oleg is doing so much to make my life better.

As for the origonal post: And you're helping matters how?

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XyZspineZyX
06-30-2003, 10:00 PM
lighten up fella, I was joking /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

well apart from the bit about my niece's rabbit.

XyZspineZyX
07-01-2003, 02:42 AM
Hmm, this appears to be a growing phenomenon. A thread soley dedicated to whine about whinners. Very interesting /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif : /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-01-2003, 02:56 AM
bump

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XyZspineZyX
07-01-2003, 02:59 AM
I agree, this deserves a bump.

XyZspineZyX
07-01-2003, 03:48 AM
The patch will indeed solve all problems. Hunger will cease to exist, disease will fade away, and peace will exist over the entire planet.

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XyZspineZyX
07-01-2003, 04:17 AM
I've already started playing another game and could care less about the patch. Due to the slow trim and other gameplay shortcomings, FB has lost alot of fans.

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XyZspineZyX
07-01-2003, 04:55 AM
JT_Skycat wrote:
-
- The problem is now the patch has become legendary,
- the panacea for all that is perceived as wrong with
- Forgotten Battles.
-
- Can't hit your target? The patch will fix it. Can't
- fly straight and level? Wait for the patch. FMs too
- easy / too hard / not historically correct / too
- historically correct? The patch. Don't understand
- Russian? The patch will fix that also.
-
- The patch will add the P-51D. The patch will make
- the Pe8 flyable. The patch will add trim on a
- slider. The patch will add string space to this
- forum.
-
- No kitchen should be without The Patch. The Patch is
- truly a marvel of science, my friends! The Patch
- (TM) will make your sister prettier, your friends
- like you, and allow you to communicate
- telepathically with your cat ...

WRONG ... the patch will hopefully clear up some of the BETA issues they knew existing when they released it /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

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