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Eleonore_Rigby
03-16-2004, 09:35 AM
This is a "how do I get MOST realistic settings in IL-2" thread (from a FR pilot):

Position it right next to your Joystick and use it when you read "player died" on the screen.

http://home.att.ne.jp/apple/climbjapan/ebay%20pictures/c5.jpg

(I hope you understand what I'm pointing at and try, just try, to giggle about it!)

Eleonore_Rigby
03-16-2004, 09:35 AM
This is a "how do I get MOST realistic settings in IL-2" thread (from a FR pilot):

Position it right next to your Joystick and use it when you read "player died" on the screen.

http://home.att.ne.jp/apple/climbjapan/ebay%20pictures/c5.jpg

(I hope you understand what I'm pointing at and try, just try, to giggle about it!)

Eleonore_Rigby
03-16-2004, 09:37 AM
OH, I just forget for our friends from USA:

Don't do this at home! It could be dangerous!

BlitzPig_Ritter
03-16-2004, 09:49 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Eleonore_Rigby:
OH, I just forget for our friends from USA:

Don't do this at home! It could be dangerous!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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Chuck_Older
03-16-2004, 10:22 AM
"Eleonore" http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif Rigby:


Please take this as a constructive bit of criticism:

Your sense of humor is very stunted at best. You are not funny. When un-funny people try to be funny, it is often offensive. I realise that you think this is the height of wit, but trust me, it ain't.

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Korolov
03-16-2004, 10:29 AM
Only one problem - that's a BB gun. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/crazy.gif

http://www.mechmodels.com/images/newsig1.jpg

1.JaVA_Razer
03-16-2004, 10:48 AM
It indeed isn't funny.
You might wanna add a BIG disclaimer like


&lt;font size="6"&gt;
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME,IT IS DANGEREAUS&lt;/font&gt;

BSS_Goat
03-16-2004, 11:43 AM
Nice gansta grips ....homo.

BlindHuck
03-16-2004, 11:43 AM
Really. If a disclaimer would help it probably shouldn't be used. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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Helonwhls87
03-16-2004, 11:48 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rhett69:
Nice gansta grips ....homo.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lmao http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

SuspectSquirrel
03-16-2004, 01:00 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Eleonore_Rigby:
I hope you understand what I'm pointing at and try, just try, to giggle about it!)

I tried, and did giggle, but not for the reason you asked.

BfHeFwMe
03-16-2004, 01:12 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rhett69:
Nice gansta grips ....homo.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/34.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif

vanelvis
03-16-2004, 01:23 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Korolov:
Only one problem - that's a BB gun. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/crazy.gif

http://www.mechmodels.com/images/newsig1.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually its a Model 17 GLOCK. 9mm may be just a bit bigger than a BB. Go for the model 21

BM357_Raven
03-16-2004, 03:56 PM
http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/mockface.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/mockface.gifMy glock's bigger than your glock http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/mockface.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/mockface.gif

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Mispunt
03-16-2004, 04:15 PM
The disclaimner made me laugh. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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Korolov
03-16-2004, 04:33 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by vanelvis:

Actually its a Model 17 GLOCK. 9mm may be just a bit bigger than a BB. Go for the model 21<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Look closely at the bottoms of the magazines, and the slide release at the top. I've got one just like that thing. Bottom of the magazines, it says "Japan". http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

http://www.mechmodels.com/images/newsig1.jpg

RobertNighthawk
03-16-2004, 05:12 PM
If there's anything worse than attending a gunfight with a knife, it would indeed be attempting suicide by BB.

Rhett! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/88.gif

SkyChimp
03-16-2004, 05:19 PM
Glocks are cute.

But I think you could actually bring down a plane with this
http://firearms.smith-wesson.com/userimages/163500_large.jpg

For our Euro friends, this is a revolver.

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LuftLuver
03-16-2004, 05:36 PM
SkyChimp,
Isn't that one of the guns off the Ki84?

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HangerQueen
03-16-2004, 05:41 PM
Skychimp, I think you'd better give that back to Dirty Harry before he notices its gone.

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H.Keller
03-16-2004, 06:12 PM
Yeah Korolov, looks like an airsoft to me. Tokyo Mauri maybe? http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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JG27_Arklight
03-16-2004, 06:26 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Eleonore_Rigby:
OH, I just forget for our friends from USA:

Don't do this at home! It could be dangerous!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


From your "friends" in the USA:

Bite us!

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Winna87
03-16-2004, 08:54 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by vanelvis:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Korolov:
Only one problem - that's a BB gun. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/crazy.gif

http://www.mechmodels.com/images/newsig1.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually its a Model 17 GLOCK. 9mm may be just a bit bigger than a BB. Go for the model 21<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You are dead wrong, please know something about firearms before posting something like that.

Also, this is one of the most unfunny and dumbest things I have ever seen. You fail at wit. The internet never ceases to amaze me.

T_O_A_D
03-16-2004, 11:13 PM
Bha!!! In USA bigger better you know my glock is the http://www.glock.com/g17.jpg 22 40 cal. hehehe Even when used like you say it leaves a bigger mess for the maid. hehehe

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