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EURO_Snoopy
04-30-2005, 09:37 AM
Achtung der Beta testen:

Das patchen is nicht fur peepinpoken und mittengrabben mit der oder volken.
Klicken easen die optionen Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk,
MG151 uber de flashen blasten und poppencorken mit spitzensparken.
Spitfieren ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren musten keepen das cotten-pickenen hands in das pockets - relaxen und watchen das Freitag Updaten.

No offence guys, just a little fun.

Extreme_One
04-30-2005, 09:44 AM
Translation

The patchen is not fur peepinpoken and mittengrabben with that or peoples. Easen click is snatch blew the option easy the springenwerk, MG151 uber de flashen and poppencorken with spitzensparken. Spitfieren is not fur guilds by the idiot. The rubbernecken sightseeren musten keepen that of cotten-pickenen hands into the pockets - relaxen and watchen the Friday
Updaten.


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Udidtoo
04-30-2005, 09:47 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gifDas ist lustig

EURO_Snoopy
04-30-2005, 09:51 AM
From what I can tell there's work going on to ease lag in online play:

Das Internet is nicht fuer gefingerclickend und giffengrabben. Ist easy droppenpacket der Routers und overloaden der Backbone mit der spammen und der me-tooen. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei die Dummkopfen. Die mausklicken Sichtseeren keepen das Bandwidth-spewen Hands in die Pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das cursorblinken.

JG52Karaya-X
04-30-2005, 10:59 AM
That text reads like a handful of non-sense mixed in with some german words...

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RedNeckerson
04-30-2005, 12:23 PM
I didn't get through the first sentence without cracking up http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

"peepinpoken und mittengrabben"

That's just priceless man.

Jetbuff
04-30-2005, 01:41 PM
Babelfish does an awesome job bringing out the true humour of that post. Well done! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


The patchen is not fur peepinpoken and mittengrabben with that or volken. Click easen the options is easy snatch to that jumping work, MG151 more uber de flashen blasten and poppencorken with sharpen-park. Spitfieren is not fur trades by the dummkopfen. Rubbernecken sightseeren musten keepen the that cotten pickenen hands in pockets - relaxen and watchen Friday updating.

-HH-Dubbo
04-30-2005, 02:21 PM
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ImpStarDuece
04-30-2005, 11:32 PM
Da posten mit worthen of teh bumpenschnaussen. Ich est teh humarousen unt de stomache lauffen.
Nein worken oot de meaning

Feathered_IV
05-01-2005, 05:15 AM
If you can combine a funny walk I'll get you an agent.

EURO_Snoopy
05-01-2005, 05:48 AM
Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
If you can combine a funny walk I'll get you an agent.
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Auf airwarfare servicen mit eine smilen http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Sorry I'll get my coat http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

noshens
05-01-2005, 07:04 AM
Isn't this english forum? How about a translation?

Monson74
05-01-2005, 07:52 AM
This is funny - 10 years ago I bought a stereo amplifier from a friend of mine. He had made some small modifications to the electronics & put a label on the case. The text said:

"ACHTUNG!

Alles touristen und non-technischen lookens peepers! Das machine control is nicht für gefingerpocken und mittengraben. Blownfuse und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Das machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht für gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseenen keepen das cottonpicken hands in das pockets. So relaxen und wachten das blinkenlights."

VW-IceFire
05-01-2005, 08:00 AM
Originally posted by noshens:
Isn't this english forum? How about a translation?
Psst...they did post translations...http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Franzen
05-01-2005, 08:38 AM
Originally posted by VW-IceFire:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by noshens:
Isn't this english forum? How about a translation?
Psst...they did post translations...http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ja, und tings sind von schlecht zu schlechter gewent. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif Scheisse!

Fritz Franzen