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Mulle_DK13
07-16-2007, 05:22 AM
Let's just pretend it happened!! What would you do?

POPersiaT2T
07-16-2007, 05:39 AM
i choose the second one http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

ScytheOfGrim
07-16-2007, 05:52 AM
i chose the last thing. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

i would tie my tongue onto the bumper of my car, then tie a testicle onto a giant boulder, thenn make sure that there was a tight rope around my neck. i then would get someone to step on the pedal and let the car driveaway really quickly. you can guess what will happen if your mind is as sadistic as mine http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Karl_93
07-16-2007, 05:55 AM
suicide, nice and simple. It kills the pain http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

ScytheOfGrim
07-16-2007, 05:57 AM
i know, but it aint enough to satisfy my sadistic needs http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

Oshikai
07-16-2007, 06:12 AM
Nothing. I have been looking forward to this since it was announced but I don't know where Ubisoft HQ is in Montreal, Wouldn't want to lose a Testicle and if I committed suicide then knowing my luck they would re announce it the day after I die.

Karl_93
07-16-2007, 06:17 AM
Haha that would sux. Your like in heaven or hell or your new life as a donkey or something, watching the news.

Announcer- "And Ubisoft Montreal has just announced that their hit game of 2007 is going to be released! It was just a bug that they fixed after a few hours hard work! That should satisfy gamers everywhere!!"

You-in-donkey-form think- If i could talk I'd go to ubisoft and break their nex!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

SCARFACE_47
07-16-2007, 06:28 AM
this remeinds me weeks ago when manhunt II was cancelled.....i am still planing to brake into rockstar games and the house of sam houser and try to find an uncut version, which they are not allowed to sell and leave them 60 bucks
i would probably do the same here, only that cananda is more away than new york

mdafroze
07-16-2007, 06:30 AM
No no. If this ever happen it'd be a shock of my life. I'm not buying UBISOFT games anymore. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

ScytheOfGrim
07-16-2007, 06:41 AM
Originally posted by SCARFACE_47:
this remeinds me weeks ago when manhunt II was cancelled.....i am still planing to brake into rockstar games and the house of sam houser and try to find an uncut version, which they are not allowed to sell and leave them 60 bucks
i would probably do the same here, only that cananda is more away than new york

at least you're honest enough to leave the 60 smackos!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

ThePheonix1030
07-16-2007, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
i would tie my tongue onto the bumper of my car, then tie a testicle onto a giant boulder, thenn make sure that there was a tight rope around my neck. i then would get someone to step on the pedal and let the car driveaway really quickly. you can guess what will happen if your mind is as sadistic as mine http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Gross...

Fates.Dark.Hand
07-16-2007, 09:45 AM
Wake up and realise it was a nightmare. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

It wont be canceled, but for the sake of it, i'd not be impressed http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

StealthShottz
07-16-2007, 09:54 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif I think you are all a little obsessed about a game. It is okay to be excited for it just not in love with it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

SCARFACE_47
07-16-2007, 09:59 AM
OUTSIDER
xD

WhiteKnightX27
07-16-2007, 10:24 AM
Well i wont worry that much because iam sure assassin creed wont run on my pc http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

ScytheOfGrim
07-16-2007, 10:40 AM
Originally posted by ThePheonix1030:


Gross...

thanks!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

i like it when people get disgusted by what my silly mind can conjure. it's even more satisfying to watch their reactions than to actually carry out my fantasies http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

SCARFACE_47
07-16-2007, 10:52 AM
i´m actually not a fan of suicide, coz it´s way to easy (well i laugh when i see someone killing himslef) but if my plan to get manhunt II uncut, i mean ac, i mean both of them wouldn´t work, i would split myself with a saw, and then go to R* and uisoft montreal
there i, i mean we would take the saw and ram it into my brain, making everyone who is there puke ^^
BOIA

cooldude6681
07-16-2007, 03:27 PM
I would express my outrage on this forum, then go play some Halo 3.

tailstriker
07-16-2007, 10:23 PM
well, complain and then realize i now have money for force unleashed.

EvanderdiOblian
07-17-2007, 06:17 AM
Step in my car with a rolled up piece of paper and give them all at Ubisoft a Spanking. Even the ones that didn't participate in the making of Assassin's Creed... You know, just for the heck of it.

ScytheOfGrim
07-17-2007, 06:47 AM
i'd give patrice two whacks with that paper just cuz he got to play the game first...dang you patrice!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

SloppyCracker
07-17-2007, 07:28 AM
I would... eat garbage, poop it out and throw it at Ubisoft's HQ... What? I'm not crazy...

Karl_93
07-17-2007, 07:39 AM
strap a bomb to my back then jump off a plane to land in lake hudson (cuz everyone knows thats where the US president actually spends his time, the one in the white house is just a fake clone to distract you while the real president takes over the world!!) Then, thus destroying the US society, the will go crazy and desicde to bomb montreal since that is their neihbor and they will think that Ubi killed their President. This is how i will take my revenge, doing suicide and bankrupting Ubi at the same time http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Mulle_DK13
07-17-2007, 07:43 AM
LOL ^^

RogueEbony
07-17-2007, 07:48 AM
I'm pretty sure Ubi wouldn't cancel this even if Altair himself showed up at their doorstep and said, "I really wish you'd reconsider."

But if they did, I'd go over to Jade's and ask her out on a comfort date since she'd be horribly upset, I think ... and we could plot how to get AC released, anyway. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Think that'd be an awesome day or two.

Cheers,


Ebs.

SCARFACE_47
07-17-2007, 08:50 AM
i just found in my trash an old plan; i wrote it when they forbit manhunt 1 in germany and there i have :
1. standing up in the morning
2. going on a chainsaw/ hammer - killingspree
3. brutal selfdestruction with a toothpick

i canceled when i founded out how to get a cracked version ^^
now my plans contain massive destruction AND how to get the game

SloppyCracker
07-17-2007, 11:05 AM
Originally posted by SCARFACE_47:
i just found in my trash an old plan; i wrote it when they forbit manhunt 1 in germany and there i have :
1. standing up in the morning
2. going on a chainsaw/ hammer - killingspree
3. brutal selfdestruction with a toothpick

i canceled when i founded out how to get a cracked version ^^
now my plans contain massive destruction AND how to get the game

Could i... participate in your plan, master? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

SCARFACE_47
07-17-2007, 11:48 AM
if you have the anger and sadistic psychotic sickness of dr satan, ok why not
but it´s still actually work and not pleasure
let´s say a bit of pleasure

Mulle_DK13
07-17-2007, 05:03 PM
hmm... ^^

silentassasin05
07-17-2007, 05:16 PM
Nothing. Just accept that its not going to be made at this time. Whats the point of getting upset that a game isnt coming out?

altairiscool
07-17-2007, 05:18 PM
I would go back 3 years ago and never go on this website.

lemus2008
07-18-2007, 03:04 AM
i would do something so crazy and psychotic i cant even begin to think what i would do
<random bystander>-DONT DO IT
-i dont even know what it is yet!

SCARFACE_47
07-18-2007, 04:10 AM
i think i would hire some selfkillbomber to do my dirty work

SloppyCracker
07-18-2007, 04:15 AM
Originally posted by SCARFACE_47:
i think i would hire some selfkillbomber to do my dirty work

Pick me, pick me, me me me!

SCARFACE_47
07-18-2007, 04:40 AM
aight but don´t you expect me cleaning all the mess up

SloppyCracker
07-18-2007, 04:43 AM
Yes!!! I'm gonna kill myself, I'm gonna kill myself, nene ne nenene. Wait, isn't this going about the new gumball machine? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

ScytheOfGrim
07-18-2007, 05:04 AM
nice sig sloppy!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

and cuz im an arab (accused terrorist) i wanna part in the bombing too!!

it's in my blood, i can't help it... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

SloppyCracker
07-18-2007, 05:07 AM
Terrorists? Bombings? Whaoo! I just wanted a gumball... Oh well... *straps a bomb to its back and marches away...*

ScytheOfGrim
07-18-2007, 05:11 AM
the terrorists march two by two
hoorah! hoorah!
the terrorists blow up one by one
hooraaaah! hoooraaaah!

SloppyCracker
07-18-2007, 05:20 AM
They masturbate 5 by 5... Oh...

Mulle_DK13
07-18-2007, 06:12 AM
OMFG, this topic has turned into a horror flick! ^^

SloppyCracker
07-18-2007, 06:29 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif Muwahaha... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

SCARFACE_47
07-18-2007, 08:38 AM
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!
this reminds me of an old plan i, i mean i friend of mine had when his girl left him
he ran nacked through the underground of new york and a gay latin asked him how that should help him to get the girl back while he than said the plan wasn´t that finished
you can see this in anger management with jack nicholson
so now let´s at least make plans how to get the until now fnished few versions of the game and if it gets released we will use those ideas for manhunt II i mean finding out who killed 2pac, i mean manhunt II

Skaevola
07-18-2007, 09:06 AM
At first I thought I'd jump into the sewers with dead babies tied to my arms and legs to weigh me down while I choked on rather large chunks of poop and dead goldfish... then I thought of a better plan.

I'd go to Game Crazy, get my seventy preorder bucks back, and invest it in Lord of the Rings Online. That way the corpses of goldfish don't have to suffer in my miserable body.

SCARFACE_47
07-18-2007, 09:26 AM
no that´s what i call a good plan ^^ thumbs up

Mulle_DK13
07-18-2007, 09:35 AM
Originally posted by Wingf00t:
At first I thought I'd jump into the sewers with dead babies tied to my arms and legs to weigh me down while I choked on rather large chunks of poop and dead goldfish... then I thought of a better plan.

I'd go to Game Crazy, get my seventy preorder bucks back, and invest it in Lord of the Rings Online. That way the corpses of goldfish don't have to suffer in my miserable body.

Made me laugh! ^^

gamepro11
07-19-2007, 02:32 PM
if assassins creed was canceled I would commit homicide. first i would go Ubisoft there and kill them all then commit suicide

EVIL!!!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

BUSTALOT
07-19-2007, 02:46 PM
ok so if assassins creed was cancled i would have to settle for the next best thing, buy that kids assassins creed replica dagger and then run around Toronto shanking ppl in the eye and then fornication with there scull while drinking the blood of new born baby's, harnising the power of stem cells i would become invincible and would become a free running legend... of course i would be nude... that being said i hope it does come out because if i do that ever again i will get grounded for like a month.
http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif <-- assassassin. ahahah

gamepro11
07-19-2007, 02:51 PM
wow..... ummmmm. that was, u... disturbing

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

SCARFACE_47
07-19-2007, 03:08 PM
and i thought i´d played too much manhunt
but since you´ll commit massmurder i will use that to get in and steal my copy of the lat version ^^
YOINK

BUSTALOT
07-19-2007, 03:13 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif along as you get me a copy scarface.

gamepro11
07-19-2007, 03:15 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/353.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/353.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/353.gif

BlackHand2007
07-19-2007, 03:18 PM
I'll be sad for a week then get over it and look for a new game to play

bosnianguy
07-19-2007, 03:22 PM
You guys are crazy. All i would do is be pissed for a little while and then remember...I have friends that live on mars and that can destroy the Ubisoft building with one of their lasers.

I win.

Karl_93
07-19-2007, 03:34 PM
I'll be sad for a week then get over it and look for a new game to play

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Its a rebel!! down with him!!!

SCARFACE_47
07-19-2007, 03:44 PM
KILL THE INFIDEL!!
MAY HE HAVE BIG PAIN IN THE BUTT FROM EVEN BIGGER BASEBALLBAT

Werewolf0895
07-19-2007, 05:13 PM
I accidentally chose the first answer, but I meant the beat Ubisoft up one.

a-secret-threat
07-20-2007, 03:22 PM
i would buy a different game

BlackHand2007
07-20-2007, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by Karl_93:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> I'll be sad for a week then get over it and look for a new game to play

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Its a rebel!! down with him!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Am not really a rebel just have a differnt train of thought

sireatsalot91
07-20-2007, 03:43 PM
i would eat alot of cookies hoping that it would stuff my frustration with tasty goodness, only to learn that the cookies were made with fake food stuff and that would make me more frustrated, so then i would have to make my own cookies and anything that i have to manually makes me frustrated so by then my frustration would have turned into ADHD and the only constant thought in my mind would be cookies so i would go on a rampage for all of the good cookies in the world and after i learn that Ubisoft holds all of the great cookies in the world for their workers, i would go there (now the size of the Hulk)and tear open the roof smelling for cookies (because all of my frustration gave me super sense) and eventually my smelling senses would lead me to Jade Raymond and she would give me all of the most amazing cookies in the world and the only copy of Assassin's Creed that they did not release because they saw how many people were bashing the targeting system. After eating all of the cookies i went back to normal size again, but still very angry that the dev. team ate most of them and then i would hitch a ride on a plane back home and play Assassin's Creed...BUT, because i was still hungry for cookies went back to Ubisoft and asked for the recipee which they eventually gave to me because i threatened to mass produce Assassin's Creed and give them away for free and after i mass produced the cookies from the cookie recipee i got i mass produced Assassin's Creed and sold them for five dollars a peice with no roylaties going to Ubisoft or the dev team because i accidentally at Ubisoft with all of the cookies i mass produced.
...i like cookies

SCARFACE_47
07-20-2007, 03:52 PM
i watched devils advocat now again and i would SUE YA (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=4983553) UBISOFT

Seraph_394
07-20-2007, 11:16 PM
i wouldn't have done anything, because my head would have involuntarily exploded upon discovering it's cancellation http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif .

SCARFACE_47
07-21-2007, 12:45 AM
this is like a spidey sense, only a bit different

gamepro11
07-21-2007, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by BlackHand2007:
I'll be sad for a week then get over it and look for a new game to play TRAITOR!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

XBfreak_101
07-21-2007, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by SCARFACE_47:
i´m actually not a fan of suicide, coz it´s way to easy (well i laugh when i see someone killing himslef) but if my plan to get manhunt II uncut, i mean ac, i mean both of them wouldn´t work, i would split myself with a saw, and then go to R* and uisoft montreal
there i, i mean we would take the saw and ram it into my brain, making everyone who is there puke ^^
BOIA

Why would you laugh at someone whos killing himself? Maybe they have a lot of stress in their lives and is going through something you can't imagine? I hope someone sticks a gun to your face and laughs at you and then pulls the trigger.

SCARFACE_47
07-21-2007, 02:44 PM
don´t you talk bull rookie
i´ve wasted my time with more freaks you could ever imagine
i´m gonna give you an insider hint, THEY ARE F*CKIN LOSERS
you know what´s the stupid thing when you talk with someone that has been raped with 12 or allways complain about their lives??
THEY DON`T DESERVE THE LIFE
they can enjoy it, but instead they are too stupid and start playing ragnarok online or watch animes all the f*ckin time so go bite me rookie
take me as an example
my half brother is a drug addict, wannabe gangster, 29 years old and tryed to kill me, my father and my mother, but am i complaining like sissy??
no in fact EVERYONE KNOWS, i even joke all the time
watch this
what´s this:
little circle
big circle
mother****ing big whole
my half brothers *** after 5 years in jail
or that one here
in fact he only had 8 months left but for bad behaviour he has to do THREE extra years XD
i didn´t even knoe that there existed bad behaviour, and i´m gonna STUDY LAW XDDDDD

XBfreak_101
07-21-2007, 03:31 PM
Yeah well I had a friend who commited suicide because he was depressed and everyone treated him like **** in school but me. Now you're telling me he doesn't deserve life? I'm sorry for your brother but you can't say people who commmit suicide deserve no life. If my friend was treated nicely and not spit on by everyone else he wouldn't imagine about killing himself. It's *******s like you who cause the idea of suicide. Don't call me a ****in rookie cause you don't know me.

Golani2007
07-21-2007, 03:35 PM
I'd probebly cut my vain and cry for the lost...
and I would stand up, and carry on with my life^^

SCARFACE_47
07-21-2007, 04:00 PM
no you didn´t understand what i said
when someone allways complains about is life, not even trying to change it, even if it would be f*ckin easy for that person, he then doesn´t deserve live
and to your friend
guess what, i don´t give a ****
you know why, cause i don´t know him, and i´m not even interested in the details, whether if you think you could have "saved" him or whether someone sees that he had responsibilty for bullying him
and guess what, a person can be 6feet under, but he is only dead, when he is forgotten; but face it, when i see someone, who annoys me by complaining about his life how sh*ty it is, though he is just too stupid to realize what chances hes has, i leaeve them with nothing but unclearness in their mind like should i kill myself or continue my emostyle (no they never think of getting a real life)
and now tell me something
what was after your friend died?
did anyting change?
did the people you claim to be responsebil opened their eyes?
not that i really care, i´m just curious, and why the f*ck didn´t you MAKE your friend to "strike" (does this sound like in star wars V or is it just me) back
i got treated like dogsh*t from about hundreds of people and guess what, they still can´t bring me down
and your friend (think what you want) died even earlier
if he was what you call a friend he wouldn´t killed himself COZ IT IS A F*CKIN PAIN IN THE *** TO LeAVE PEOPLE THAT WAY

XBfreak_101
07-21-2007, 04:09 PM
Well my friend was very sensitive and couldn't take the pressure. And hold up you're the one who told me about your crazy brother who tried to kill you and you called me a rookie for that. So I shared my side of the story and you're going to reply that you don't give a damn? Damn your brother should have beat the **** out of you and learn how to not call other people weak for commiting suicide. You don't know what he was going through, and had it much worse than all the people talking **** to you, so stfu.

SCARFACE_47
07-21-2007, 04:19 PM
(being fascinated abou the internet for being f*ckin FAST)
i think people are weak when they commit suicide
we are all human and we allways decide how our personality goes and now it seems that you can´t handle it pretty well with your friend?
am i right or what
sometimes you think it would be awesome if he never existed coz you still think about that, otherwise you wouldn´t have started these posts
and than you realize that you learned something from that situation, that it didn´t bring you down, but made you stronger, but the thing is, you lose this thoghts, don´t you
whenever you think about that, you lose more and more of the realization part, am i right or what
and no my brother can´t beat the **** outta me since i smashed his hands with my hammer ^^
no seriously, just get it that he is dead
there is no life after death
people only never got it to work with the dead, since they just don´t understand that death is easy: someone is JUST dead, fin, like a flower or a fish, and since human kind knows what feelings are we tried to think of a live after death , but that´s a cool thing, i mean i don´t run through out town screaming there is not god
people are happy with their illusions and that´s cool
but the earlier you just face your friend is gone the earlier you understand life

Altair_92
07-21-2007, 04:22 PM
No one every tries to help their friends. I just think that it's dumb that people commit suicide. i dont know. I just came in here to talk about the topic but nevermind.

I feel sorry for you.

I think that drug atticts deserve to die though. They go to the hospital, get better, then just go do some more drugs. What worthless pieces of sh*t! I also hate those people that are on wellfare and dont want to get a job, unlike some people that are atually on wellfare, but have a job or are trying to get one.

Wastes of DNA!!!!!!!!!!

SCARFACE_47
07-21-2007, 04:28 PM
i think this just became a f*ckin AWESOME topic (no sh*t)
but thoug i also thinks that some people deserve death, i would never kill them
(watch spider-man 3, really a big inspiration)
you can allways throw them into a big dark cell and kill the key (did i just say KILL the KEY??)
but if you have a drugtaking childd*cker or a "innocent" mother
they are maybe pretty similar, but what the difference is something I call soul
usually people say soul is that thing rising into heaven after death bla bla bla BULL
but when i say soul i mean peronality, love. hate poetry, music all that
and i person without soul is allready dead
BOIA

edit:
after reading your edit:
damn it´s just some skins, i live in germany, we have more skins here (great fun beating the sh*t outta skins xD)
you should calm down, go play manhunt II coop ^^
oh noes...IT IS CANCELLED http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

Altair_92
07-21-2007, 04:31 PM
And dude. You kind need to relax no offense. Suicidal people never try to get help. I dont like people commiting suicide, but there are many challenges in life and you have to get through them. Those A** holes that were making fun of him will probably be worthless bums. He could have been like some well paid high ranked guy at some awesome job. He would never have to talk to those people again. That's why its dumb to commit suicide.

Trust me, I've been made fun of before and its mostly by snoby tramps and ret*rds. I know that Im going to have an awesome job and that they will just be sittin around doin sh*t and will hopefully not be getting wellfare BECAUSE THEY DONT DESERVE IT!!!!



PS: I wish the city of newcastle indiana would burn and all of the people but my 1 friend leave this state forever. It's ntohin but white trash and skanks. And do you know where they all came from?! KENTUCKY! WHAT A SURPRISE! That explains all of the d*mn mullets and people with no teeth and the imbred looking familys and all of the fat a**es!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Tries to breath to calm down.....)

SCARFACE_47
07-21-2007, 04:33 PM
damn your fast....
yeah i´m gonna make myself famous, too
if you´ll ever here of shawproductions or shaw-bruckheimer-simpson, i´m the shaw guy ^^

Altair_92
07-21-2007, 04:36 PM
lol I actually finished typing it when you finished the one above, but i thought that no one would see it so I copied it, delted it, the reposted it. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif



PS: If they cancelled AC then i would rally every fan that was angry, buy plane tickets to canada, and then we would march over there and break into the building stealing all AC demos, merchandise, software, game copies (If they made any) and so on. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

SCARFACE_47
07-21-2007, 04:41 PM
yeah i allready spend two weeks with a plan to steal manhunt II copies and i can cut out R* games and new york and sam houser and replace it with ubisoft, montreal and jade raimond

MonsterAssassin
07-21-2007, 05:42 PM
I dont think that thay would cancell it because thay have been working on it for so long. But i know what they will do will delay it in England uk Where i live but not like Usa where thay get every think frist i think that is a bit unfair!!

SCARFACE_47
07-22-2007, 07:50 AM
yeah you get delay....i live in germany mon, they will cut out all the blood and counterattacks =P

ScytheOfGrim
07-22-2007, 07:56 AM
you know what scarry...i think i know why you (try to be*cough*) so sadistic.

you're related to the big H arent you???

the big dictator, you know...HITLER!!!

XBfreak_101
07-22-2007, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by Altair_92:
And dude. You kind need to relax no offense. Suicidal people never try to get help. I dont like people commiting suicide, but there are many challenges in life and you have to get through them. Those A** holes that were making fun of him will probably be worthless bums. He could have been like some well paid high ranked guy at some awesome job. He would never have to talk to those people again. That's why its dumb to commit suicide.

Trust me, I've been made fun of before and its mostly by snoby tramps and ret*rds. I know that Im going to have an awesome job and that they will just be sittin around doin sh*t and will hopefully not be getting wellfare BECAUSE THEY DONT DESERVE IT!!!!



PS: I wish the city of newcastle indiana would burn and all of the people but my 1 friend leave this state forever. It's ntohin but white trash and skanks. And do you know where they all came from?! KENTUCKY! WHAT A SURPRISE! That explains all of the d*mn mullets and people with no teeth and the imbred looking familys and all of the fat a**es!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Tries to breath to calm down.....)

You're probably fat and ugly yourself, so I wouldn't push it. Oh yeah and I'm relaxed, how can you tell that I'm furious? Just by a bunch of text, you need to get out more. You probably made fun of because you act like a ******* and it stands out.

Clonage2006
07-22-2007, 01:49 PM
Z! Help us!

moqqy
07-22-2007, 01:59 PM
XBfreak in action again ...

And XBfreak you arent the muscular and handsome person either ....

XBfreak_101
07-22-2007, 02:07 PM
Well I don't know about muscler, but I sure am handsome http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif. Who are you to judge guys are you gay or something.

Karl_93
07-22-2007, 02:07 PM
we need to take a chill pill *insert pill smily*

piratprince
07-22-2007, 02:34 PM
They just cancelled the the whole new franchise. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Ubisoft is just pretending to make a game like this. Assassin's creed is not real. All Preorders will get a HD,Blueray or DVD Copy of all Dev Diaries, Trailers and Wallpapers in a box. The biggist content of the medium is when Patrice Dsilets plays the pre alpha of the game and u keep it watching for 40 hours. The end of the game is the suicide kill of your self. You will never own such a great game in your beautiful, sexy and lovely hands....... You wake up. You will find your self in a hospitel..jade!!!.ahhh no.hmm oblivion... what da hell..Suddenly you will recognize that u can speak arabic. .....(Salam to you all xD)... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
The last question will be. How many bugs do u count when Patrice plays the whole game. Maybe Zero because it has arabic influences.

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


Sry for my english. I know its quite impressiv http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
and bad^^

Spoiler

(( if 0 ("bugs")=arabic))
else game over


PS iam not sick. I just try to learn english. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Plz dont comment this i just let my agression out.


Plz dont comment this. Its too stupid. its like muffin. eat this...!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

My Unkle said : Iam just a "lonely soul" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif xD

SCARFACE_47
07-22-2007, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
you know what scarry...i think i know why you (try to be*cough*) so sadistic.

you're related to the big H arent you???

the big dictator, you know...HITLER!!!

you punk mother****er (trying to stopl laughing)
i beat the sh*t outta more skins than a drunk northernirish christian with molotow m and ms
and hitler was f*ckin austrian.....damn you infidel
ok now my turn
i think you´re trying to distract us from your real realtaion....aren´t you realeated to the big O.B. (nah not what i think now) you little arabic bomberman (god i love this word, bomberman xD)
oh man i think we both started to like that kinda sick jokes
we need a north corean over here
and just for the statistics, i´m acctually romanian looking like cuban

(@ xbxfreak:
i think you´re handsome, but serio, usually all gamergirls are f*ckin ugly, no ofense, but they are xD)

Altair_92
07-22-2007, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by XBfreak_101:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Altair_92:
And dude. You kind need to relax no offense. Suicidal people never try to get help. I dont like people commiting suicide, but there are many challenges in life and you have to get through them. Those A** holes that were making fun of him will probably be worthless bums. He could have been like some well paid high ranked guy at some awesome job. He would never have to talk to those people again. That's why its dumb to commit suicide.

Trust me, I've been made fun of before and its mostly by snoby tramps and ret*rds. I know that Im going to have an awesome job and that they will just be sittin around doin sh*t and will hopefully not be getting wellfare BECAUSE THEY DONT DESERVE IT!!!!



PS: I wish the city of newcastle indiana would burn and all of the people but my 1 friend leave this state forever. It's ntohin but white trash and skanks. And do you know where they all came from?! KENTUCKY! WHAT A SURPRISE! That explains all of the d*mn mullets and people with no teeth and the imbred looking familys and all of the fat a**es!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Tries to breath to calm down.....)

You're probably fat and ugly yourself, so I wouldn't push it. Oh yeah and I'm relaxed, how can you tell that I'm furious? Just by a bunch of text, you need to get out more. You probably made fun of because you act like a ******* and it stands out. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah. Someone get the pills!

SCARFACE - How would you know that all gamer girls look ugly baed on the few that you've seen. If that's true then all gamer guys must be covered in acne and have a glass breaking voice. lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif Most of the ones I've seen (In UNO) try to be all ghetto. They have the whole sidways baseball cap and slang thing going. So annoying....

Let's just say that everyone here is ugly. There. We are all equal. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

SCARFACE_47
07-22-2007, 03:44 PM
yay let´s take all the cliches we know xD
reminds me of this little stupid kid in the inernet:
quote: "i´m gangster, i have a 5 in maths"

Altair_92
07-22-2007, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by SCARFACE_47:
yay let´s take all the cliches we know xD
reminds me of this little stupid kid in the inernet:
quote: "i´m gangster, i have a 5 in maths"

lol That kid sounds like a nerd. I do hate running into those ghetto people though. This sounds like a stereotype, but they say yo, yall, sup, ight, and it's cool man. Make it stop! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Why do they want to be ghetto. Ghetto = Talking like a ret*rd and also a ghetto isn't a good place to live. It's like the worst because no one has much money and its run down.

SCARFACE_47
07-22-2007, 04:03 PM
that´s not a cliche....
i want some funny stupid cliches:
like 90% of our selfkillers in school play counter strike, 100% eat bread, let´s ban bread

XBfreak_101
07-22-2007, 05:47 PM
My dad can beat up your dad.