PDA

View Full Version : Favourite AC Quote



scottbooth92
11-24-2007, 07:03 PM
Explained in the title

Ill go first:

"He's going to hurt himself, and when he does I wont help him"

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Azzerwazzer1191
11-24-2007, 07:07 PM
Assassin: I would have followed the cree-
Altair: My way is better....

Someguy: Please, don't kill me.
Altair: Speak to me or speak to god...

they crack me up... but there already a thread kinda like this

Jobo511
11-24-2007, 07:08 PM
"Noting is true. Everything is permitted." http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

NECESARY_EVIL
11-24-2007, 07:51 PM
"when will you stop acting like a fool?"-some random citizen

dsgt92d
11-24-2007, 07:53 PM
"Don't do that again!"

- Random Guard -

GodKronos1337
11-24-2007, 08:02 PM
-how did you know i wouldn't kill you?

-honestly i didn't. i took a leap of faith.

AltairAssassin1
11-24-2007, 08:49 PM
Random Interrogation Guy: Please, don't hurt me. I won't tell anyone!

Altair: No, you wont.

*Stabs the man*

kew414
11-25-2007, 02:19 AM
"Give me names, I'll give you blood" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
and
*lota screaming* - Guard after being sliced

unnamedninja
11-25-2007, 02:24 AM
"Stop screwing around and get on the Animus!"

stix489
11-25-2007, 02:33 AM
Al Mualim: Blah Blah Blah Altair Blah Robert Blah Jerusalem Blah Blah Free Will Blah Blah Templars Blah Blah Blah Peace...Blah.

Two and a half minute rant by Al-Mualim after you load up memory block six...

archangelXZ1000
11-25-2007, 03:14 AM
Desmond-what the F*** do you people want with me.

---------------------------------------------
*grab and throw a begger into a wall*

guard-i should kill you for that :P

Golani2007
11-25-2007, 03:26 AM
" YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!"

oops wrong topic XD

Altair:"the mission gone well - Talal is dead"
Other:"ohhh i know, i know...the entire city KNOWS!!!"

Lhorkan
11-25-2007, 03:39 AM
"PC release expected Q1 of 2008". http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

AirRon_2K7
11-25-2007, 03:47 AM
Two and a half minute rant by Al- Traitor Mualim after you load up memory block six...

Surely you should add spoiler tags before you post traitor onto a non-spoiler topic? >_<

stix489
11-25-2007, 03:52 AM
But you see...it's crossed out...so nobody can see it...Do you have some kind of Eagle Vision AirRon??

AirRon_2K7
11-25-2007, 05:22 AM
<STRIKE>You're glowing gold</STRIKE>

No. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Richie11291
11-25-2007, 09:47 AM
"I would have killed them myself but I hurt my back" "Hurry back I am in pain"- Informer mission.

Come on these guys are supposed to be master assassin's, Atair got stabbed and was ok! I couldn't stop laughing through the mission after I heard that.

Lazybeans
11-25-2007, 09:52 AM
When a citizen sees you climbing up a building or something...

"Stop acting like a child!"

XD

all_alone_
11-25-2007, 01:08 PM
"you think im some petty death dealer suckling at the breast of war?"-tamir. dude, that made me laugh so hard!

Kaxen6
11-25-2007, 01:21 PM
"Lend a hand...or a blade"

xD I love the informants.

Tela
11-25-2007, 01:29 PM
Informer(something along the lines of...): I spent a little too much time in the harbor brothel, and insulted a tuetonic knights wife...or so I am told."

Lizard000
11-25-2007, 01:34 PM
"Your presence annoys me" -random guard!

P.S. ye stix... thanks for nothing... numbnut!

the_assassin_07
01-12-2008, 02:06 PM
Explained in the title

Ill go first:

"He's going to hurt himself, and when he does I wont help him"
Argh! I've heard that, and every other saying from the guards like a billion times! It hurts my ears >.>

Kaxen6
01-12-2008, 02:12 PM
Richard: I must leave the decision to one wiser than myself.
Robert: Thank you
Richard: Not you, Robert...

the_assassin_07
01-12-2008, 02:18 PM
Robert: Who then?
Richard: the_assassin_07 LOLZ FTW MAN YHHH!

Crash_Plague
01-12-2008, 04:44 PM
Vidic: "You have information that we want"

Desmond: "I'm a bartender for Christ's sake! Do you want me to teach you how to mix a martini?!?!"

jcody
01-12-2008, 09:54 PM
Guy:
"omg liek i will jus exkape liek last time!"

Garnier:
"No you won't.

Break his legs.


..Both of them."

Laughed so damn hard. Hilarity Ensues. Garnier really knows what he's doing. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Crash_Plague
01-23-2008, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by jcody:
Guy:
"omg liek i will jus exkape liek last time!"

Garnier:
"No you won't.

Break his legs.


..Both of them."

Laughed so damn hard. Hilarity Ensues. Garnier really knows what he's doing. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

lol, it was creepy how calmly he said it, and then when you go inside the guy is also calm and agrees with Garnier...

oh, and I almost forgot,

OMG it's jcody!!!!

The_Hassassin
01-23-2008, 07:38 PM
Informant: Then our business is done.
Altair: Not Quite. There's one last thing I need from you.
Informant: What's that?
Altair: Your life. -Assassination-

SmokehtheFirst
01-23-2008, 07:40 PM
Desmond: "This whole thing is so... F***ED!
...I'm sorry, but it is!"

Krauser47
01-23-2008, 08:00 PM
Guard- Hey were did he go? ( After the guard can't find you and the only thing that is near him is little hut with cloth around it)

Crash_Plague
01-23-2008, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by Krauser47:
Guard- Hey were did he go? ( After the guard can't find you and the only thing that is near him is little hut with cloth around it)

I lol'd. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Wildeyedjokr
01-23-2008, 09:17 PM
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH---"
*splat*
- Guards when you throw them off 3 story buildings. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Crash_Plague
01-24-2008, 06:17 AM
Originally posted by Wildeyedjokr:
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH---"
*splat*
- Guards when you throw them off 3 story buildings. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Well, of course. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Eldran
04-01-2008, 01:27 PM
"Leave, peasant, before I m-" *splud* *falls off roof with a knife in his neck*

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

FYTJ
04-02-2008, 01:17 PM
Aaaahhhhh, my legs!
(I'm kinda surprised nobody came up with this one before)

nogboom
08-21-2009, 09:27 PM
My favorite would have to be from the Doc.
Something along the lines of-
Doc: "Anyone can write a book. They can write whatever they want in it. People used to think the world was flat-"
Desmond: "Some still do."
Doc: "Yes! And they write books about it! Or that the moon landing was a hoax. I believe there is even one out there that says the earth was created in seven days. Best seller, too.

OSnailsO
08-22-2009, 01:53 PM
"An excellent Kill Fortune favours your blade"
"Not Fortune... Skill, Watch a while longer and you might learn something..."
"Indeed he'll teach you how to disregard everything the master's taught us"
blah blah blah
"... Understand these words"
"But this is not the way of th-"
"My way is better"

Ezio28101943
08-22-2009, 02:34 PM
Altair: He is master of the assassin's!
Robert: Oui, master of lies

Al-Mualim: I applied my heart to know wisdom, and to know madness and folly. I perceived that this also was a chasing after wind...for in much wisdom...is much grief. And he that increaseth knowledge..increaseth sorrow.

davethepaveway
08-22-2009, 02:37 PM
desmond '' i gotta admit doc its pretty creepy waking up to you watching me like that''

i bet vidic has a small infestation in that face fungus

Stormpen
08-23-2009, 10:46 AM
"I know now that our Creed does not command us to be free. It commands us to be wise."

AltairEagleEzio
08-25-2009, 12:30 AM
"Please, sir, just a few coins. I'm Poor, I'm Sick and hungry"
Not my favourite, but the one i hear most.

desonnac0
08-25-2009, 01:12 AM
"La shai wak'ion motlaq bal kollon momken"-Altair, right before Al-Mualim dies
(means- Nothing is impossible, anything is possible)

SBRedFlag
08-25-2009, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by desonnac0:
"La shai wak'ion motlaq bal kollon momken"-Altair, right before Al-Mualim dies
(means- Nothing is impossible, anything is possible)

It's supposed to mean "nothing is true, everything is permitted" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


My favorite quote:
Altair: Safety and peace Malik
Malik: Your presence here deprives me of both.

Actually all of Malik's dialogue is hilarious.

Malik: *happy voice* Oh, hello Altair, how was your mission? *grin*
Altair: Talal is dead.
Malik: I know, I know... in fact...
THE WHOLE CITY KNOWS!!!

thekyle0
08-25-2009, 01:10 PM
*cough*

Originally posted by sbredflag:
THE <STRIKE>WHOLE</STRIKE> ENTIRE CITY KNOWS!!!

OSnailsO
08-25-2009, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by sbredflag:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by desonnac0:
"La shai wak'ion motlaq bal kollon momken"-Altair, right before Al-Mualim dies
(means- Nothing is impossible, anything is possible)

It's supposed to mean "nothing is true, everything is permitted" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


My favorite quote:
Altair: Safety and peace Malik
Malik: Your presence here deprives me of both.

Actually all of Malik's dialogue is hilarious.

Malik: *happy voice* Oh, hello Altair, how was your mission? *grin*
Altair: Talal is dead.
Malik: I know, I know... in fact...
THE WHOLE CITY KNOWS!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks for the translation now that quote seems more familier!

Xanatos2007
08-26-2009, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by sbredflag:
Malik: *happy voice* Oh, hello Altair, how was your mission? *grin*
Altair: Talal is dead.
Malik: I know, I know... in fact...
THE WHOLE CITY KNOWS!!!
Malik: Altair! Wonderful to see you return to us! And how fares the mission?
Altair: Talal is dead.
Malik: Oh, I know, I know... In fact, THE ENTIRE CITY KNOWS! Have you forgotten the meaning of subtlety!?

Another good one by Malik...
"Rest, prepare, cry in the corner. Do whatever it is you do before a mission, only make sure that you do it quietly."

thekyle0
08-26-2009, 06:24 AM
"Never mind the citizens! What do they do anyway but cry and complain? It's the knights who sacrifice that the rest of us might live in peace."

alkarnur
08-26-2009, 07:19 AM
Check out my post in this (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/5251069024/m/9331082526?r=8571068187#8571068187) page about the Assassin's motto.

As for what Altair actually says ingame:
La shai wak'ion motlaq bal kollon momken
?? ??? ????? ???? ?? ???? ????
"Nothing is absolute fact but everything is possible". The developers didn't make an accurate English-to-Arabic translation.

Myrkah
09-02-2009, 10:14 AM
Speak sense templar, or not at all!

Tankasaurus
09-02-2009, 11:04 AM
Abas: "I bring word from the master, he is waiting in the library. Best hurry, no doubt you are eager to put your tongue to his boot."

Altair: "Another word and I will put my blade to your throat."

I think Altair was upset because Abas hit the nail on the head, haha.