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MrBlueSky1960
12-24-2005, 07:31 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif Don€t you just love them, there€s always something missing and there€s always something broke€¦

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v187/Secudus/Ikea00.jpg

'You wait till I see that salesman...' http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif I€ll give him €œEvery single thing has been hand checked€

'Now where in high heaven does this go...' http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Have a very Happy Christmas and a Great New Year... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

MrBlueSky1960
12-24-2005, 07:31 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif Don€t you just love them, there€s always something missing and there€s always something broke€¦

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v187/Secudus/Ikea00.jpg

'You wait till I see that salesman...' http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif I€ll give him €œEvery single thing has been hand checked€

'Now where in high heaven does this go...' http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Have a very Happy Christmas and a Great New Year... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Extreme_One
12-24-2005, 07:34 AM
lol

My wife built a sideboard the other day; back-to-front and upside-down http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

Took me 2 hours to rebuild it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Merry Christmas everybody! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Low_Flyer_MkII
12-24-2005, 08:55 AM
Mrs Flyer's still trying to figure out how I can cut a glass shelf and fit it to an existing unit within minutes if it involves my Corgi's, yet still haven't got around to assembling her bathroom cabinet that she bought a few months ago.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Low_Flyer/WhirlyCard.jpg

Saunders1953
12-24-2005, 10:45 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">My wife built a sideboard the other day; back-to-front and upside-down </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Simon: Don't they cancel each other out...so it should have been OK if you turned it around and flipped it? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

icrash
12-24-2005, 12:04 PM
Isn't "ikea" Swedish for some assembly required?
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73GIAP_Milan
12-24-2005, 01:14 PM
IKEA means: Idioten Kaufen Einfach Alles


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Extreme_One
12-24-2005, 05:16 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Saunders1953:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">My wife built a sideboard the other day; back-to-front and upside-down </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Simon: Don't they cancel each other out...so it should have been OK if you turned it around and flipped it? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I know now!

I had to take it apart to realise what she'd done wrong. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

I could have kicked my self when I realised I could have flipped it over and moved the feet from the 'top' to the 'bottom' http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

partic_3
12-25-2005, 02:12 AM
I understood that UN was about to declare IKEA flat packs "cruel and un-natural" punishment but then the US administration admitted that they needed this technique to find Osama Bin Liner. Then the traitorous librals used the communist controlled media to undermine the glorious crusade against those "who hate our freedoms" by spreading lies (ie. inconvenient facts) about the use of said flat packs to break the spirit of the ay-rabs!!
That's why I hate the US and their freedoms. Because of Ikea flat packs.

I think I hate my own freedoms too. Or is that "Freedom furniture"? I believe they have flat packs, too. Arab loving communist atheists!!!!

LStarosta
12-25-2005, 07:59 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by partic_3:
Arab loving communist atheists!!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL

Skarphol
12-25-2005, 01:17 PM
I once saw a british newspaper after another british MP had been involved in a sex-scandal:
"The British government is like an IKEA furniture; one screw in the wrong hole, and the whole cabinet falls apart!"
(ok, that is how my norwegian-thinking brain remembers it)

By the way, 50% of all the furniture in my house is from IKEA, and I've developed a slight alcohol-problem from trying to assemble them...

Skarphol