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Chuck_Older
10-27-2005, 03:54 PM
Well, the truth is out there, and I hope you can be smart enough to let me share it

I found out why my Hawk 81A-2s that come with default AVG markings are too slow

The late John Fitzgerald Kennedy issued a mandate shortly before his assasination. This mandate was that all export variant Curtiss aircraft information be made public knowledge, in an effort to preclude the possiblity of incorrect information used in flight sims, 40 years in the future. JFK was, after all, a visionary. he mysteriously was assasinated by, supposedly, the CIA, the KGB, the NKVD, GRU, FBI, the 4H club, the rotarians, the benevolent and protective order of Elks, and the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority. All of these theories, it turns out, are, suprisingly false. The 4H Club recently revealed that it made two unsuccesful attempts on Kennedy's life, but on the day he was shot, they were demonstrably hundreds of miles away in Boise, Idaho, attending an event dedicated to the World's largest serving of Potatoes au Gratin. This was discovered by the humanitarian and professional wrestler, Andre the Giant.

Andre was truly a Giant, and his heart was no exception. He devoted his life to making the correct H81A-2 information available, after he cleared the names and reputations of all the agencies and organisations listed above. When it was clear that 'Andre had a Posse', he too was eliminated.

Coincidence?

No, as it turns out. What all these clever trousers have ignored, when they try to pretend that JFK and Andre's deaths were unrelated, is that the Loch Ness monster has absolutely no alibi for either of these events.

No longer just a pet theory, my Loch Ness Assasin scenario has finally gotten irrefuatble, positive proof in the realm of my own supposition and day dreams, to be unvarnished, absolute fact

I have here in my possesion a document that links this all together, but I don't want to present it here. In fact, I doubt most of you could even comprehend it. But rest assured that it is true and that the truth is finally here for all to see.

My sudden and unremarkable disappearance may follow shortly. I am prepared to face that possibility and eventuality

But I couldn't sit here one instant more without letting the light of truth shine on you all for just one breif moment in time.

And please, never, ever forget Chicken Man

flockzap
10-27-2005, 03:56 PM
You have medical attention on a regular basis right? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif


Flockzap

HayateAce
10-27-2005, 04:00 PM
Yes he does.


http://www.jyi.org/volumes/volume11/issue5/images/hsu_2.jpg

bazzaah2
10-27-2005, 04:04 PM
It all makes sense now.

flockzap
10-27-2005, 04:04 PM
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Chuck_Older
10-27-2005, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by flockzap:
You have medical attention on a regular basis right? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif


Flockzap

And who, do you think, can benefit monetarily from all the dis-information about the speed of the H-81A-2? Are his initials Oleg Maddox by any chance? It's common knowledge that the US Department of Agriculture pays Oleg for all the tomatoes he doesn't grow. And who liked tomatoes? Well we all know who, JFK! And I also have it on good authority that Andre the Giant liked Bloody Marys

So. I apologize for spelling this all out, because it's so obvious only the most blind Loch Ness fanboi could miss it, that with all the tomato salad that JFK ate, and all the Bloody Marys that Andre drank, it would soon be necessary for Oleg Maddox to START growing all those tomatoes that the USDA pays him not to grow. And since Oleg is in the NOT growing tomatoes business, action must have been needed

Now, the Loch Ness Assasin needed capital for all of these comings and goings to pull off his hits. Is it possible, nay, probable that a certain Russian with scuba tanks and a good bankroll could have whispered in a certain Loch Ness Assasin's ear?

You tell me who's cooking with kippers, now!

Chuck_Older
10-27-2005, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by HayateAce:
Yes he does.


http://www.jyi.org/volumes/volume11/issue5/images/hsu_2.jpg

I don't trust the ugly guy on the far right

flockzap
10-27-2005, 04:09 PM
MEEDIIICCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Flockzap

fordfan25
10-27-2005, 04:09 PM
dude eather start takeing your pills or stop. i dont care wich it is because what ever your doing now is not helping,

flockzap
10-27-2005, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by HayateAce:
Yes he does.


http://www.jyi.org/volumes/volume11/issue5/images/hsu_2.jpg


Cool blender http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Flockzap

Chuck_Older
10-27-2005, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by fordfan25:
dude eather start takeing your pills or stop. i dont care wich it is because what ever your doing now is not helping,

I stopped taking them because it's what they want me to take. And who are they? Soggy Scotsmen who visit the lochs, more often than not. Anesthesiologists that moonlight as commerical fishermen in the UK? Pardon me while I snicker! So f* that noise, I'm not buying it tonight, thank you very much

fordfan25
10-27-2005, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Chuck_Older:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fordfan25:
dude eather start takeing your pills or stop. i dont care wich it is because what ever your doing now is not helping,

I stopped taking them because it's what they want me to take. And who are they? Soggy Scotsmen who visit the lochs, more often than not. Anesthesiologists that moonlight as commerical fishermen in the UK? Pardon me while I snicker! So f* that noise, I'm not buying it tonight, thank you very much </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


!!!!!!!!!!!!GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE MAN! THERE IN THERE WITH YOU!RUN U FOOL RUN.

Chuck_Older
10-27-2005, 04:20 PM
A young Oleg Maddox learning the 'ropes' of the not-growing-tomatoes-biz? Coincidence? Now who's playing with gravy!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/Chuck_Older/kid-tomato.jpg

Chuck_Older
10-27-2005, 04:29 PM
And through the magic of sorcery, I can give you a composite of what that cute little kid with the facial hair might indeed look like as an adult

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/Chuck_Older/Olegtomato.jpg

Chuck_Older
10-27-2005, 04:32 PM
You will note, friends and neighbors, that these tomatoes are already grown! As in not-growing!!

The truth is surrounding you!

FoolTrottel
10-27-2005, 04:32 PM
Thanks for sharing that light. Shining upon us.

I see now ... I do!

You will surely be missed, once you've finally disappeared, in an unremarkable way.

We will not forget.

So, I'm glad you finally figured out the answer to that ancient old agonizing question: 'Should I Stay Or Should I Go'

(How did you get track of that document anyways? Care to show us?)

MLudner
10-27-2005, 04:33 PM
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Chuck_Older
10-27-2005, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by FoolTrottel:

(How did you get track of that document anyways? Care to show us?)

I've already said too much. But I can say this:

"Sesquipedalianism"

Dukayn_450
10-27-2005, 04:38 PM
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Chuck_Older
10-27-2005, 04:46 PM
Mods, sticky this if you have the courage to fight evil!

AI-1
10-27-2005, 05:01 PM
The light .. the light STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!!!, gee chuck you've just revealed/ explained why some are so convinced why FB/ PF is so biased http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif Too funny, way way too funny http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif and to use a current 'in' quote (apologies to TAGART for pinching) Got Track? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

jds1978
10-27-2005, 05:16 PM
Chuck, have thought of the whole Lincoln/Czar Alexander assasination parrallels?....i mean, once you throw in the Atlantis/Yetti combo it all becomes obvious.

OM hates BLUE and RED equally...but only on leap-year and on days of the month divisible by the # 2. The rest of the time he just hates me personally.

we're all pulling for you...FIGHT THE POWER

Enforcer572005
10-28-2005, 06:28 AM
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When i first saw this thread, i thought WTF?....but after reading this I say...WTF?

I think this should show all you kids that the movie "Reefer Madness" is an accurate documentary that should be shown in all schools.

You carbon based life forms truly confound me sometimes. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Chuck_Older
10-28-2005, 07:41 AM
Originally posted by Enforcer572005:
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When i first saw this thread, i thought WTF?....but after reading this I say...WTF?

I think this should show all you kids that the movie "Reefer Madness" is an accurate documentary that should be shown in all schools.

You carbon based life forms truly confound me sometimes. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Kids? You gots a wrong number, I turned 34 in August. I wish I was a kid. I've owned cars for longer than the average member here has been alive http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

-HH- Beebop
10-28-2005, 08:25 PM
Chuck....knock-knock-knock........uh Chuck, you in there? The patch is out. Really. I've got it. So has everyone else.

or... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif ...is another one coming?

This all reads like that patch virus we all catch about two weeks before it's released.

EDIT: while I was defragmenting my HD I got this strange like signal. After opening it in Media Player is showed the Loch Ness monster---------urgh! gah..aggggggggg!

arcadeace
10-28-2005, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by -HH- Beebop:
while I was defragmenting my HD I got this strange like signal. After opening it in Media Player is showed the Loch Ness monster---------urgh! gah..aggggggggg!

I'm kind of surprised Beebop, in our end of the woods? I would think it would be Sasquatch http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Brass_Monkey
10-28-2005, 09:59 PM
So that blows the "grassy Knoll" theroy apart.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/Brass_Monkey_/DSC03970.jpg

wayno7777
10-29-2005, 12:06 AM
I'm going to bed, now, night all.....

BaldieJr
10-29-2005, 09:13 AM
Chuck,

I authored that document. It is a fake. I'm sorry.

Believe me, I had no choice. If I had not acted we'd all be swimming in Dutch.

Regards,
Elvis Buswieser Christ,
King of Kings of Beers
and Royal Plot Thickener
AKA/DBA BaldiJr

knightflyte
10-29-2005, 09:26 AM
Chuck............I don't care that ex-Govenor Weld swam in Boston's water.............. IT'S NOT CLEAN 'ENUFF' to drink.........
Step away from the Charles.

Chuck_Older
10-29-2005, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by knightflyte:
Chuck............I don't care that ex-Govenor Weld swam in Boston's water.............. IT'S NOT CLEAN 'ENUFF' to drink.........
Step away from the Charles.

After I heard that charlatan was in the river, I started boiling the water I use in my bathtub

pourshot
10-29-2005, 02:20 PM
After hacking into the feed from the hidden FBI surveillance cameras in Chucks house I was not surprised to see this.

http://members.optusnet.com.au/~andycarroll68/foilhats.jpg

Chuck_Older
10-29-2005, 03:23 PM
Great, now my communications are compromised. I'll just have to start tuning the cats again

BaldieJr
10-29-2005, 03:44 PM
Great, now my communications are compromised. I'll just have to start tuning the cats again

HotelBushranger
10-29-2005, 10:39 PM
Oh my god, hes got Baldie!!

DONT WORRY BALDIE! ILL GET YOU OUT!!! JUST HANG ON!

HHHHHAAANNGGG OOONNNNNN!

BaldieJr
10-29-2005, 10:41 PM
Great, now my communications are compromised. I'll just have to start tuning the cats again?

AH_Gonzo
10-29-2005, 11:03 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif LMAO at Chuck Older!

Chuck_Older
10-30-2005, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by BaldieJr:
Great, now my communications are compromised. I'll just have to start tuning the cats again

You never tuned a cat? Hell, I can Tuna fish. Tuna cat just right and you'd be surprised I bet. Hey, if you can tuna fish, and you can catfish, I see no reason that you can't tuna cat


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif I told you that you'd become the Spamburgler.