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leitmotiv
05-04-2006, 12:49 PM
http://tinyurl.com/khu7w

NEWS FLASH!!!!!! 4 May 2012

Sweden makes massive blitz attack on ex-territories Norway and Finland!!!!! "Compassion Regiments" encouraging the conquered to read Strindberg, watch Bergman films, shop at Ikea, use Logitech hardware, and eat Swedish ginger cookies. Finns resisting ferociously the imposition of shorter Swedish words!!!!! UN adjourns for eight months to consider sanctions!!!!!!!

skabbe
05-04-2006, 01:30 PM
ok

StG2_Schlachter
05-04-2006, 01:38 PM
I like Swedish ginger cookies http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

horseback
05-04-2006, 01:57 PM
I dated a girl named Ginger Larrsen once; I think she may have been Swedish...

cheers

horseback

A.K.Davis
05-04-2006, 03:17 PM
18 May 2012

In the midst of their invasion of neighboring nations, Sweden suddenly realized it was neutral and has agreed to supply raw materials and armaments to their enemies in exchange for letting them win a battle now and then.

VW-IceFire
05-04-2006, 03:21 PM
21 May 2012

Canada joins the fight. Neither nation is considered the winner as neither have armed forces. Sweden and Canada proceed to have a good hockey match.

WTE_Galway
05-04-2006, 05:14 PM
where is Latvia in all this ?

leitmotiv
05-04-2006, 05:36 PM
Latvia seized the opportunity of Baltic chaos to attack Denmark by seaborne invasion. The 5 man invasion army overwhelmed the Danish defense forces with terminal laughter. Appreciating a good joke the Germans decided to have a go at all of Europe for the hell of it. Stunned Islamists seeing their reason for being going up in smoke withdrew to home countries in complete depression.

Irish_Rogues
05-04-2006, 08:01 PM
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cmw1980
05-05-2006, 07:45 AM
Originally posted by leitmotiv:
Latvia seized the opportunity of Baltic chaos to attack Denmark by seaborne invasion. The 5 man invasion army overwhelmed the Danish defense forces with terminal laughter. Appreciating a good joke the Germans decided to have a go at all of Europe for the hell of it. Stunned Islamists seeing their reason for being going up in smoke withdrew to home countries in complete depression.

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