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Valkyrie FD
10-24-2004, 10:39 PM
Thanks for showing your support guys, you are already making this feel like a community. They other girls will be back this week, as they all had very busy weekends. Thanks for keeping me amused and I cant wait to see your interactions with the other girls. You will love them!

10-24-2004, 10:49 PM
Hehehe, thanks for entertaining us! I won't forget those videos...ever. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

10-24-2004, 11:41 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Valkyrie FD:
Thanks for showing your support guys, you are already making this feel like a community. They other girls will be back this week, as they all had very busy weekends. Thanks for keeping me amused and I cant wait to see your interactions with the other girls. You will love them! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No probs, it's an online community concept that deserves supporting. After sweeping through the Fragdoll member profiles, I think it's going to be easy to interact with all of you as well.

Society needs more Fragdolls.

10-25-2004, 06:50 AM
Not a problem Valkyrie. It's been a blast getting to play and talk with you. Hopefully we'll get a chance to meet up during the week. BTW, what do you think of all the comments on you blog aside from thinking BCA and I are brats? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif


Valkyrie FD
10-25-2004, 09:14 AM
not at all, i think it is as funny as it gets. It really cracks me up!

10-25-2004, 10:14 AM
We try. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif We were beginning to wonder how long it would be before someone else came in and commented on the number of posts in there.

Valkyrie FD
10-25-2004, 10:39 AM
Yea, Kat really cracked her whip lol, but it is ok- I dont mind looking popular! *wink*

10-25-2004, 10:48 AM
Triple digits here we come! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

10-25-2004, 11:26 AM

10-25-2004, 01:28 PM
Yes I think the community here is very friendly http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif. I really think the backbone of a good community is friendly memebers and it seems like this forum has it. Frag Dolls I hope you stay around for a while, because this is a great place!

10-25-2004, 01:36 PM
TRIPLE DIDGETS?!?!?... well I see you VASTLY underestimate my count, I was hoping for the big 1k http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif J/K... or am I http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif.

"Oh and messenger is highly overrated. Posting in here is more fun. We get to run up the comment counts then. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif I believe this message will make comment 90." - Vision


BCA - 2:36 PM Central Time

10-25-2004, 01:44 PM
I'm up for going for the big 1k if you are. We just need to come up with more to say.... Hmmmm... I think I hear a theme song coming on. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

10-25-2004, 01:45 PM

10-25-2004, 01:49 PM
Shall we start with Office Space?

10-25-2004, 02:01 PM
Forum spammer aderon at your service ready to break any and all forum spamming records, SIR!


10-25-2004, 02:07 PM
Ok Valkyrie since you topic is on the target circle, I must warn you that it seems we are amassing a small army and will be fully functional soon... PREPARE TO MEET 1 MILLION COMMENTS (does the doctor evil face)

10-25-2004, 02:45 PM
Okay, for all those that wish to participate, Valkyrie is the target, as to which item to comment on, well, you'll see the triple digits and know. Let's keep it clean and in good fun. Grab your quotes and start posting away. Our first milestone is 1k.


10-25-2004, 02:50 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... omg vision I cant stop laughing... just too good, and its just B-E-A-U-tiful as I must always say lol

10-25-2004, 03:01 PM
While the troops orders are very clear cut, I feel it is necessary to expand upon them a little.

Boo, at 0600 you need to be advancing from the northeast quadrant and entering the target here.

Aderon, at 1300 hours you will be approaching the target from the west. Once you reach the target you will be dropped in on top of this Cafe, located here.

If the estimates are correct, when both of you have reached the target, I will have already lured Valkyrie out of her base, leaving it open for infiltration.

But be careful, latest intel shows that another squad was entering from the south. At their current pace, they should not reach the target until 1700 hours.

Extraction will commence at 1630 hours at rendevous point Delta, located here.

We know our jobs gentlemen. Seek out the target and hit the 1k milestone before the other squad arrives or you may run into some trouble reaching your extraction point. Now prepare for deployment.


10-25-2004, 03:02 PM
Ahhhhh to funny, tooo funny!

10-25-2004, 03:07 PM
It'll definitely be interesting to see what Valkyrie has to say about all of this. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

10-25-2004, 03:13 PM
I hope you got a hiding spot ready because I believe I will be a mile away when they start shooting lol. But I think she will laugh just as hard, if not harder, than last time. I only hope her warning of the coming storm can be heard by all 7... or we get to have fun against with a little suprise attack http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif lol!

Valkyrie FD
10-25-2004, 03:18 PM
wow, i like to see this male bonding going on boys, i have a feeling we will all be friends for life.

Vision, that whole post was just too awesome and creative. : )

10-25-2004, 03:20 PM

10-25-2004, 03:27 PM
Run away, run away...the queen(Valkyrie) has spotted us. Please don't castrate me http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif

10-25-2004, 03:28 PM
OMG, LOLOLOLOLOL...going...to... pass...out...from...laughing...soo...much...

10-25-2004, 03:50 PM
Nothing kills a good forum faster than spam guys. Choose your targets carefully.

10-25-2004, 03:56 PM
Heh today Cat you get to see a little bit of the serious side of me... maybe others are like me and as extreme, but you will see I am not all spam

Valkyrie FD
10-25-2004, 04:13 PM
OMG, ubi heard about what was going on and they took a screen shot of it!!........


So much for trying to deter my victory by saying you were scattering. *smirk*

10-25-2004, 04:55 PM
Nade spam ought to fix those camping llamas.


I draw your attention to point 3 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

10-25-2004, 05:07 PM
BCA get your butt back to the line!!! You will not retreat unless you are ordered to retreat!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME SOLDIER?!?! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

10-25-2004, 05:39 PM
I have my grenade ready gentlemen. Just not any grenade but the HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH. But before we throw it, we must bless it first.

"Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou may blow thy enemy to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

10-25-2004, 05:44 PM

10-25-2004, 05:58 PM
Valkyrie doing a great job holding the fort while the others are away http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif I think she may be enjoying the male bonding a bit too much but i would never dare make any comments :P

UBI Game designer
(Still trying to get official forum accounts)

10-25-2004, 06:41 PM

Please feel free to join our army. We're small and may get our butts kicked but we're fearless and thick headed.

Do you have what it takes? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif


10-25-2004, 07:18 PM
Thanks for the offer vision but the devs have their own clan called The Devs. Yes we died of originality thinking that one uphttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Ubi Game Designer

10-25-2004, 07:35 PM
Hey Goliath,

Sorry, I should have stated that better. I was just referring to the army we have going trying to get Valkyrie's posts up to 1k. Feel free to join if you'd like.


10-25-2004, 07:50 PM
Yea, be great to have a Ubi guy join in, we are bombarding her comments section and trying to get it to 1k comments, feel free to help us lol.

10-25-2004, 07:54 PM

10-25-2004, 09:21 PM
IN FACT Goliath here is where it is all happening at


dont be too shocked by what you see *tee hee*

10-25-2004, 09:54 PM
It's a war out there. It'll be bloody, it'll be messy and some of you may not make it out alive. But we must go on. We have no other choice. We must go on.

10-26-2004, 12:18 AM
Don't mind me, I'm just... observing. *chuckles*

10-26-2004, 05:30 AM
You can't forget mimes, hell hates mimes with their interpretation of inanimate objects. It freaks me out.

10-26-2004, 10:11 AM
Do the Beegies (sp?) or the Bay City Rollers fall under that list as well?

Valkyrie FD
10-26-2004, 10:53 AM
Man oh man, i decided to check in on the enemy's as I have not seen hide nor hair of them in the last 12:00 hours. So I used my latest optcial military kit, aka the Lone Wolf kit to see if I could get a better idea of what was happening, or if they had retreated.


Valkyrie FD
10-26-2004, 10:55 AM
Seeing as they were set up like a bunch of pansy's I decided to take them out with my Lone Wolf gun...


Ok, decide now who's butt I took out, cause I know I got one of you with my badass gun!

10-26-2004, 10:57 AM
Yes a bunch of old geriatric ladies excluding me, I'll be the old disgruntled-whiny-pants up to the chest geezer guy.

10-26-2004, 12:12 PM
Well, judging by the location I'd say you made it near our SSHP which isn't so secret since someone decided to stand outside. DOH!

Fortunately I'm still a couple of clicks out so I think I'm safe. Better be careful though, once your in my sites, your mine! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

10-26-2004, 01:40 PM
I dunno where I am, i have yet to make it back to the SSHP so I am sure it wasn't me... even though I have had an RPG and grenade come my way I am just to good at running around like a chicken with my head cut off for you to find me hehe http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

10-26-2004, 01:43 PM
Well it has now occured to me that you didnt get just one man... I am the only one left out of my squad of 4... ya know my grenadier wanted to fire off at least one 203 round befor he died... thanks for shattering his dreams you evil woman http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

10-26-2004, 01:53 PM
Valkyrie, now we ask you for your help. The storyline is starting to take a turn. Some of our team seems to have been captured and you now play a role in their fate and the direction of this story. Think you can help us along?

10-26-2004, 01:55 PM
Try not to use fire or heat... when I said I put my boys through "Trial by Fire"... I meant it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif.

10-26-2004, 02:04 PM
I have a plan vision... one that I know will work against Valkyrie... its so evil she wont even think of it... come here and let me tell you *whispers to vision his plan to kidnap Crispy Freestyle and hold him hostage for our troops* its so crazy and evil it has to work

10-26-2004, 02:06 PM
That is just brilliant. She'll have no other choice but to surrender then!

10-26-2004, 02:28 PM
Mwahhahaha...brilliant...deliciously brilliant *laughs in a maniacal evil-scientist way* looks around and everyone is gone. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

10-26-2004, 02:34 PM
Ok, Crispy is now under my bases spervision... lets just send this here ransom note out to Valkyrie and see if she feels the need to save his life.

10-26-2004, 07:16 PM
Crispy, Crispy.... hmm... OH!! that freestyle rapper guy? says "he's famous on the internet." ya.... I let him out a week ago. Didn't you get the memo?

10-26-2004, 07:48 PM
.... you got about 30 seconds to get him back... or else I am sending you out ALONE to find Valkyrie and fight her one on one

10-27-2004, 02:51 AM
Congrats. You guys lost me.

Not hard to do, really. But still... :P

Also: Mimes are actually a part of the Forces of Darkness. They're job is to distract the Forces of Light by annoying them with their impenitrable "invisible boxes" and their stupid facail expressions.

10-27-2004, 07:12 AM
Aderon, I'm going to preted that I didn't hear you say you let crispy go. In fact I'm going to give your two hours to get him back before it registers in my brain and I lock you up in the brig for treason.

Valkyrie FD
10-27-2004, 08:28 AM
Ok so aderon is on the look out for cripsy right..

My spy cameras activated by movement and set about in various locations caught this picture of him not only a short time ago..


Well these other guys must be around here somewhere, as the enemy so readily offered up their info that they split the team.

It is dark and dangerous, but I am a warrior women and noboy takes crisy! I will show these boys...

Approaching the base, I cant see anyone around, now what are these idiots up to? I decide to take out their transportaion since it was left so prettily for me!

Using my night vision I picked up these two unwary suspects near th eenemy base. I decide to take this oppurtunity that has simply fallen in my lap.


Ok, I got my plan, I will take one skilled sniper shot and run like hell!

Well, another one bites the dust as you have been Fragged by a Frag Doll. Off to find my beloved crispy.

We decide by last participate that posts as to who has been killed, muhahahahhaaa..

10-27-2004, 08:45 AM
*gunshots and explosions all around*

Well, well, well. It seems Valkyrie has made it to the DMZ a lot quicker then we originally thought.

She's picking off our troops and transports rather quickly. I know she's out there. Fortunately she has not yet seen me in my new SSHP (Super Secret Hiding Place). For now I lie still watching for her movement into the base. When she enters, she may get more then she bargained for...

Valkyrie FD
10-27-2004, 09:48 AM
Well amazing enough I found i had some bad intelligence and have been mislead by the enemies. The Crispy kid is still tucked away in his bed room crying about his father here http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=694&id=694

However, I decided to call in the troops anyway to take care of these terriost the only way we know how... girl power. They even desguised themselves as men in order to keep the elemnet of surprise...

http://neo1999.free.fr/jeux/wall_divers/images/wallpaper_ghost_recon_island_thunder_01_1152_jpg.j pg

Now to take out the remainder of the enemy. Dawn is breaking and so is the enemy's heads...

10-27-2004, 09:56 AM
Little do they know about what they are going to enter into. All I can say is that it'll be a bloody mess to clean up.

Valkyrie FD
10-27-2004, 12:52 PM
I am still waiting for my backup to report in... LADIES!!!

10-27-2004, 12:55 PM
You better hope they hurry! It could get ugly out there. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

10-27-2004, 07:11 PM
Your backup has been neutralized...don't worry it will be over soon, mwahahahahaha.

10-27-2004, 07:20 PM
This is great in all... but that crispy kid got away and well... I feel as though I am out in the middle of NOWHERE HERE PEOPLE!!!

10-28-2004, 09:39 AM
Yeah, about that one Boo, we're still working out a rescue operation. We can't risk all of us getting captured can we?

BTW, Valkyrie, thanks for playing along with this. It's been awesome. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif