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DIRTY-MAC
05-24-2006, 07:22 PM

foxyboy1964
05-24-2006, 07:32 PM
Well...I really do need a shave, but you dont have that option in the poll.

HerrGraf
05-24-2006, 08:03 PM
One for over 35 years.

danjama
05-24-2006, 08:05 PM
I have a moustache under my nose after a couple days, a beard after a week, but i never let it grow, too damn itchy.

WTE_Galway
05-24-2006, 08:08 PM
interferes with the oxygem mask when flying offline at high altitudes

Esel1964
05-24-2006, 08:21 PM
With a sig. pic. like Dirty Mac's,I'd feel violated if I answered that question. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

LStarosta
05-24-2006, 09:02 PM
I got the sweetest sideburns you'll ever see.

Ever.

WarWolfe_1
05-24-2006, 09:20 PM
I've had a goatee for over 10 years, and have no clue what I look like with out it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif.

There has been a few times its been over 6 inches long http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gif, my wife still tries to talk me in to shaving some of it off http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

cam1936
05-24-2006, 09:31 PM
well IL-2 has the oldest community members of any game iv ever played. haha, im 17 so no beard on me

VW-IceFire
05-24-2006, 09:41 PM
I can grow a beard and when I was writing exams last year I just stopped shaving so it was fairly impressive. But its since been shaved off and so....yeah. I don't think you've got an option for me.

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
05-24-2006, 09:45 PM
Does a hairy arse count ? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

Thought about a beard but the missus hates em......hmmmm http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Choctaw111
05-24-2006, 10:02 PM
I've got an Amish beard going. After having to shave for 12 years in the Army and having been out for 2 1/2 years now I started growing one about 2 months ago. (Its's about time I'd say. Especially given the fact that I live in the Pennsylvania Dutch country and, hey, I AM Pennsylvania Dutch. If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much as they say around here.)

Feathered_IV
05-24-2006, 10:02 PM
Does a merkin count?

slo_1_2_3
05-24-2006, 10:14 PM
I have a beard and mustache until I have to go somewhere important then I have to shave so I guess I just get a lazy beard like some others said

Feathered_IV
05-25-2006, 05:00 AM
Whats the old saying?

"I grew a beard so's my wife could find out how it feels to kiss a woman."

*Ahem*

RCAF_Irish_403
05-25-2006, 05:11 AM
thats funny, just shaved my beard yesterday http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

RCAF_Irish_403
05-25-2006, 05:12 AM
Originally posted by LStarosta:
I got the sweetest sideburns you'll ever see.

Ever.

my 'burns are 15 years old

DIRTY-MAC
05-25-2006, 05:14 AM
he he, seems like beards are very popular inside the dungeons of the IL-2 comunity!

we might be the beardiest community around http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

Bremspropeller
05-25-2006, 05:14 AM
I am the Count.

Aeronautico
05-25-2006, 05:16 AM
I have a short goatee, long hair, and I think the poll is not representative for mostly people with beard would enter this poll.

WOLFMondo
05-25-2006, 05:20 AM
I grew a beard when I went climbing in Nepal this year. It looked daft and left me with a stupid tan when I shaved it off.

russ.nl
05-25-2006, 06:13 AM
I don't have a beard but I do have a bush. Does that cound for anything?

triggerhappyfin
05-25-2006, 06:32 AM
http://www.familjeliv.se/krypin/neruma/gallery/phpxmwveb.jpg

Me gots.

capt_frank
05-25-2006, 08:21 AM
i'm known as "zz top" and "santa claus" around town. it's fun at christmas time.

BSS_Goat
05-25-2006, 08:24 AM
Most ugly people have beards to hide their @ssfaces

Worf101
05-25-2006, 08:45 AM
Originally posted by BSS_Goat:
Most ugly people have beards to hide their @ssfaces

Hey Buttmunch, I resemble that remark!!!

Da Worfster

BSS_Goat
05-25-2006, 08:47 AM
Originally posted by Worf101:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BSS_Goat:
Most ugly people have beards to hide their @ssfaces

Hey Buttmunch, I resemble that remark!!!

Da Worfster </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I, being comfortable with my @ssface, see no need to hide it...

Megile_
05-25-2006, 08:57 AM
Not my bag, baby! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

domenlovrec
05-25-2006, 09:09 AM
Still waiting for beard cause i'm "only" 18. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

Is there a way to speed up this process? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Well, i shave every two days just to have smooth skin.

Tooz_69GIAP
05-25-2006, 09:32 AM
I've had a beard since I was 17 (am 26 this year).

Megile_
05-25-2006, 09:42 AM
Originally posted by domenlovrec:


Is there a way to speed up this process? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif


if anyone says try manure.. don't believe them. Trust me, it don't work

Ugly_Kid
05-25-2006, 09:43 AM
My wife has one but I can't have it...General Zelzger had one too but lost it in Stalingrad - poor man. I'd like to have a pair of elvis siderburns though.

han freak solo
05-25-2006, 09:44 AM
http://www.toiletnet.com/OutsideBeardedClam.jpg

carts
05-25-2006, 09:44 AM
Had a beard since 1988!Mainly because i cant be messed to shave http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Monty_Thrud
05-25-2006, 10:40 AM
I look similar to this chap...as he's one of my music heroes...long hair an all...i could never get the Elvis sideburns i always wanted, so i moved 'em to my chin... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gif

http://premium1.uploadit.org/bsamania//100365.jpg

oh btw, it's James Hetfield from Metallica

F0_Dark_P
05-25-2006, 10:55 AM
i am 23 but i have not much to come with, i can grow what we call in sweden "moppe muscha" (some fluff under my nose) http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

TC_Stele
05-25-2006, 11:16 AM
Wrong forum, take it to the Silent Hunter III forum. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

horseback
05-25-2006, 01:07 PM
My beard's been in 'winter camo' for longer than most of you whippersnappers have been alive-I grew it right after making Petty Officer Third Class in 1975...(thank you, Admiral Zumwalt).

cheers

horseback

LT.INSTG8R
05-25-2006, 02:20 PM
I did the goatee and sideburns thing for like 10 yrs and maybe 2 yrs ago did the full beard thing. I have sensitive skin and hate shaving so its my excuse to shave less(tho the growing of the beard was a long and exruciatingly itchy process as it irritated my skin as bad as shaving LOL)

pwengland
05-25-2006, 02:43 PM
Had a beard for 25 years, since I was 18.
shaved it off about 2 years ago, shaved off the stash 2 weeks ago.Still not used to it.

DIRTY-MAC
05-26-2006, 06:54 AM
"moppe muscha" = moped mustasch

you know the first tiny hair you get under your nose

rawheid_rex
05-26-2006, 07:57 AM
This is a trivial hirsute http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Friendly_flyer
05-26-2006, 08:13 AM
I've just got the regular kind.

Low_Flyer_MkVb
05-26-2006, 08:18 AM
Originally posted by rawheid_rex:
This is a trivial hirsute http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

LEBillfish
05-26-2006, 08:55 AM
Originally posted by han freak solo:
http://www.toiletnet.com/OutsideBeardedClam.jpg


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif.......Yep, after a little liquor I always suggest they eat at the Y.

TheGozr
05-26-2006, 10:55 AM
LOL

T_O_A_D
05-26-2006, 11:16 AM
Yes if your heads in it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Originally posted by tHeBaLrOgRoCkS:
Does a hairy arse count ? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

Thought about a beard but the missus hates em......hmmmm http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
05-26-2006, 02:44 PM
LMAO I have to take this from a bloody wookie?!!!

http://members.cox.net/xpsetup/chewbacca.jpg

actionhank1786
05-26-2006, 02:51 PM
I can let the face sit as long as it pleases...and i'm pretty sure that with a gun to my head...i couldn't get a full beard.
I think i'd look pretty bada$$ with a beard too...

LStarosta
05-26-2006, 03:08 PM
One day...

http://libweb.uoregon.edu/speccoll/archives/assets/prefontaine/Pre13.jpg

Old_Canuck
05-26-2006, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by BSS_Goat:
Most ugly people have beards to hide their @ssfaces

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/touche.gif

J_Weaver
05-26-2006, 03:49 PM
I have a beard about two time a week.

WarWolfe_1
05-26-2006, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by LEBillfish:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by han freak solo:
http://www.toiletnet.com/OutsideBeardedClam.jpg


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif.......Yep, after a little liquor I always suggest they eat at the Y. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif You should tell them to clean off a spot so you can have a seat

slo_1_2_3
05-26-2006, 04:40 PM
I think I'll grow a hitler mustache . http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

HayateAce
05-27-2006, 06:07 AM
I'm a Mormon. We aren't allowed to drink bear.

slipBall
05-27-2006, 07:10 AM
I have a mustash that doubles as a beard

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f394/SlipBall/images123.jpg

DuxCorvan
05-27-2006, 12:05 PM
I have a dense moustache, only not in my face. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

horseback
05-27-2006, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by HayateAce:
I'm a Mormon. We aren't allowed to drink bear. On the other hand, who wants to drink a bear? You'd need a really big expensive blender, and the fur would still clog up your straw.

cheers

horseback

slo_1_2_3
05-27-2006, 03:15 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/351.gif

HayateAce
05-27-2006, 03:34 PM
Pure protein though.

Low_Flyer_MkVb
05-27-2006, 03:38 PM
http://tuoppi.oulu.fi/kbs/beer/jpg/42.jpg

avimimus
05-27-2006, 05:15 PM
Beard in winter, clean in summer. Like a snowshoe hare, Canadian's are striving to adapt to a non-costal, non-equatorial environment.

Gold_Monkey
05-27-2006, 05:45 PM
I have two beards, one for everyday and one for special occasions.

Quote.
.......Yep, after a little liquor I always suggest they eat at the Y.

Who needs a little Liquor, to be a little likker? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

HerrGraf
05-27-2006, 11:08 PM
Perhaps Low Flyer, you should try some "Bear Wizz Beer". I am sure someone will post one of thier adverts. soon.

raaaid
05-28-2006, 05:54 AM
i got a beard but is not something stetical im just too lazy to shave

Schutze_S
05-28-2006, 07:49 AM
Only when inverted

http://www.schutze.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Fat%20Freddie.gif

@ raaaid below

http://www.fiddlersgreen.net/AC/aircraft/Focke-Wulf-Triebflugel/info/info.htm

http://www.luft46.com/ghart/ghtrieb.html

raaaid
05-28-2006, 09:11 AM
by the way shutze the rocket you have in your sig would work if the propeller spinned syncronized horizontally besides vertically

some vortex fashion like on this way you would keep the center of mass always in the same half

the thing would be moving the center of mass around an axe going from a radius of 0 to a certain radius, a gyro of varying radius

raaaid
05-28-2006, 09:13 AM
i meant to spin a weight at the same time horizontally and vertically= propulsion

DIRTY-MAC
05-28-2006, 06:54 PM
Raaaid not here http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

blue_76
05-28-2006, 10:17 PM
after a long patrol.. who doesn't?