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The Zoo Boy
11-03-2010, 11:49 PM
Allright I know this thread might SEEM pointless, but really, it is showing the massively epic 'EFFIN OWSUMNESS of Ezio's talent of PWNING roflmao. We will make a list of people, groups, and things who/that Ezio can PWN in a fight, whether real or fictional. Bump this thread, get it stickied, recommend it, tell your friends, whatever, spread the word that Ezio PWNS! I will constantly keep this first post updated, so be sure to check back often to see how many people Ezio PWNS lol!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Let's shoot for 25!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I will also added my own little commentary in the list in parentheses. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

P.S: I love this forum, and every single forum member in it lol!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Ezio PWNS:

1. me (The Zoo Boy)
2. hungry hobos
3. Santa Claus (Santa Claws, Saint Nicholas, Good Old St. Nick, Sinterklaas, Father Christmas, or Kris Kringle)
4. William Henry "Bill" Gates III
5. Gabriel Graziani/UbiGabe, Lead Game Designer on Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
6. the Prince in the original trilogy (Prince of Persia, Prince of Persia 2: The Shadow and the Flame, and Prince of Persia 3D)
7. Prince Dastan in the the Sands of Time series (Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time movie, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, Prince of Persia: Warrior Within, Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones, and Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands) and Prince of Persia Classic
8. the Prince in the 2008 game Prince of Persia
9. the Sun (the white star at the center of the Solar System that has a diameter of about 1,392,000 kilometers and its mass accounts for about 99.86% of the total mass of the Solar System. About three quarters of the Sun's mass consists of hydrogen, while the rest is mostly helium. Less than 2% consists of heavier elements, including oxygen, carbon, neon, iron, and others.)
10. Mr_Shade (tyrce111 says he is sorry lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif)
11. the Tooth Fairy

tyrce111
11-03-2010, 11:51 PM
Ezio PWNS TheZooBoy

The Zoo Boy
11-04-2010, 12:45 AM
Originally posted by tyrce111:
Ezio PWNS TheZooBoy

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif I lol'd...but I must add it to the list now... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

tyrce111
11-04-2010, 12:56 AM
Ezio PWNS Hungry Hobos.
Ezio PWNS Santa Claws.
Ezio PWNS Bill Gates.
Ezio PWNS Gabriel Grazione.
Ezio PWNS The Prince of Persia.
Ezio PWNS The Sun.
Ezio PWNS Mr_Shade(sorry)
Ezio PWNS The Tooth Fairy.

The Zoo Boy
11-04-2010, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by tyrce111:
Ezio PWNS Hungry Hobos.
Ezio PWNS Santa Claws.
Ezio PWNS Bill Gates.
Ezio PWNS Gabriel Grazione.
Ezio PWNS The Prince of Persia.
Ezio PWNS The Sun.
Ezio PWNS Mr_Shade(sorry)
Ezio PWNS The Tooth Fairy.

Which Prince of Persia? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

-the Prince in the original trilogy (Prince of Persia, Prince of Persia 2: The Shadow and the Flame, and Prince of Persia 3D)

-Prince Dastan in the the Sands of Time series (Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time movie, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, Prince of Persia: Warrior Within, Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones, and Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands) and Prince of Persia Classic

-the Prince in the 2008 game Prince of Persia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_(Prince_of_Persia)

tyrce111
11-04-2010, 01:11 AM
ALL OF THEMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!1!!!!!!l!!!!!!!!!ROFL

The Zoo Boy
11-04-2010, 01:18 AM
Originally posted by tyrce111:
ALL OF THEMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!1!!!!!!l!!!!!!!!!ROFL

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif It is done lol!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

KZarr
11-04-2010, 03:45 AM
Altair would kick Ezio but.

Roakeru
11-04-2010, 04:24 AM
Originally posted by KZarr:
Altair would kick Ezio but.
Ezio would shoot Altair in the face before he even gets close.

obliviondoll
11-04-2010, 04:28 AM
Chuck Mercer.

I would have said Chuck Norris if you'd asked before Prototype came out, but Alex Mercer ate him, and look what they turned into!

But Ezio would still pwn him. It. Them. Whatever.

KZarr
11-04-2010, 05:01 AM
Originally posted by Roakeru:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KZarr:
Altair would kick Ezio but.
Ezio would shoot Altair in the face before he even gets close. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That is if Ezio sees Altair coming

Account_Deleted
11-04-2010, 05:06 AM
In soviet russian Ezio still PWNS

Roakeru
11-04-2010, 05:08 AM
Originally posted by KZarr:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Roakeru:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KZarr:
Altair would kick Ezio but.
Ezio would shoot Altair in the face before he even gets close. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That is if Ezio sees Altair coming </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
He will see him coming because Ezio has better eagle vision..he can actually move with the eagle vision on http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif...so Altair has no chance

extrememuffin
11-04-2010, 08:51 AM
Ghost(mw2)

superbalex
11-04-2010, 08:55 AM
ezio PWNS chuck norris!

and yea.. im serious... couse ezio was the 15th century chuck norris!!

XxD3fW1shxX
11-04-2010, 10:26 AM
altair pwns ezio! cuz ezio is a whinning chode

obliviondoll
11-05-2010, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by obliviondoll:
Chuck Mercer.

I would have said Chuck Norris if you'd asked before Prototype came out, but Alex Mercer ate him, and look what they turned into!

But Ezio would still pwn him. It. Them. Whatever.

Originally posted by superbalex:
ezio PWNS chuck norris!

and yea.. im serious... couse ezio was the 15th century chuck norris!!
Beat you to it. And got it right, which you didn't.

Colossus_1191
11-05-2010, 01:11 PM
Lara Croft (in bed!)

DarkicoN14
11-05-2010, 01:18 PM
Ezio Pwns the 15th century

j.k.assassin
03-31-2011, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by Roakeru:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KZarr:
Altair would kick Ezio but.
Ezio would shoot Altair in the face before he even gets close. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> errrmmmm i love altair n ezio..o btway ezio cannot and i mean cannot shoot altair..lol

PirateRob
04-01-2011, 12:19 PM
Ezio PWNS Charlie sheen!

tjbyrum1
04-01-2011, 01:34 PM
Actually, Ezio can only manage to take on a group of soldiers.

Ezio is trained in the art of defensive tactics and assassination. He's not meant to be some sort of super human. Ezio is probably not the greatest Assassin ever either, so there are those who might overpower him.

rileypoole1234
04-01-2011, 07:23 PM
Ezio PWNS every single piece of matter in the universe.