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SkyChimp
04-04-2006, 06:28 PM
This isn't political, just interesting. Here's a news excerpt from KOREAN CENTRAL NEWS AGENCY of DPRK.

Youths and Children Visit Mangyongdae
Pyongyang, April 3 (KCNA) -- Youths and children across the country Sunday made a study tour of the old home of President Kim Il Sung in Mangyongdae on the occasion of the Day of the Sun (his birth anniversary), the greatest holiday of the nation. Participating in the study tour were officials of the Kim Il Sung Socialist Youth League and over 4,000 working youths and school youth and children from different parts of the country.
Prior to their study tour they climbed Mansu Hill to lay floral baskets and bouquets before the statue of Kim Il Sung and make a bow in humble reverence. Then they began their study tour of the old home in Mangyongdae, carrying flags bearing the portraits of Kim Il Sung and leader Kim Jong Il in the van. They vigorously marched streets of the capital, fluttering flags of the Workers' Party of Korea, the DPRK and the youth league and red flags.
Citizens and school youth and children in the capital inspired them, throwing confetti, waving bouquets and enthusiastically cheering along the streets. Upon their arrival in Mangyongdae, they firstly laid wreaths and bouquets before the graves of Kim Po Hyon and Ri Po Ik, grandparents of Kim Il Sung, and the graves of his parents Kim Hyong Jik and Kang Pan Sok, and paid silent tributes. They visited the Mangyongdae Revolutionary Museum and the old home in time-honored Mangyongdae.
They looked round with deep attention historic relics impregnated with the personal odor of members of the revolutionary family in Mangyongdae and posed for souvenir photographs in front of the old home before inspecting revolutionary relics on Mangyong Hill.

"Impregnated with the personal odor of members of the revolutionary family????" Holy cow http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

-HH-Dubbo
04-04-2006, 08:07 PM
Hmmm... very strange. It's hard not to say anything more.

Zeus-cat
04-04-2006, 08:15 PM
My kid went to North Korea and all I got was a lousy t-shirt - impregnateed with the odor of the revolutionary family of course.

Gold_Monkey
04-04-2006, 08:22 PM
Monica Lewinski had an historic relic until it was confiscated by the DA's office

BfHeFwMe
04-04-2006, 08:34 PM
What's truely amazing is they can still scrape up children in those numbers.

Fate of NK's kids (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6951629397402742053&q=North+Korea&pl=true) http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

Ishmael932
04-04-2006, 08:37 PM
After realizing that Kim Jong-Il is, in actual fact, the King of the Commies, I figured out a way to solve the North Korean energy problems. What you do is go out and dig up the bodies of all of the old communists. Marx, Engels, Lenin, Trotsky, Stalin, Mao, Ho Chi Minh, etc. Then you ship the bodies to North Korea. That way they can hook generators up to the bodies of all these old commies and power the entire nation while the bodies are SPINNING IN THEIR GRAVES! Then we could make up a tin crown with red stars and hammers & sickles on it an send it to Kim for his coronation. One other thing. Has anyone besides me notice how much Jack Osborne, Ozzy's kid, looks like North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Il? Hmmmmm.

CornbreadPattie
04-04-2006, 08:58 PM
We could just send them over another frigate for the to burn off for power.

georgeo76
04-04-2006, 09:09 PM
60min did a piece on NKorea a while back, they focused on some 60yr anniversary celebrations focusing on the part the children played.
here (http://throwawayyourtv.com/2006/03/creepy-north-korean-children.html)is a clip.

There were also a couple of good documentarys on the discovery/times channel. One was about the starvation in the rural areas while the other focused on human rights abuse.

fordfan25
04-04-2006, 09:14 PM
UN needs to go over there now and kick his a.. before he builds up his nuke's instead of pus** footing around

Waldo.Pepper
04-04-2006, 09:52 PM
60min did a piece on NKorea a while back, they focused on some 60yr anniversary celebrations focusing on the part the children played.
hereis a clip.

Just like the Pyramids. Amazing what you can accomplish with massive great whips.

_VR_ScorpionWorm
04-04-2006, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by fordfan25:
UN needs to go over there now and kick his a.. before he builds up his nuke's instead of pus** footing around

Always has to be someone that starts it.....

Copperhead310th
04-04-2006, 10:48 PM
Tomorro at the water cooler:

"Hey Sid..did ya know that pigs can really fly!"

"Why no Brian but i hear that Comunist can FART IN A JAR!!"

lmfao. lol hahhahahaha
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Badsight.
04-05-2006, 12:04 AM
ever seen any doco's on the mass games they hold in Nth Korea ?

is a large numbers demonstration / show , they are dedicated

Friendly_flyer
04-05-2006, 01:26 AM
The old leader Kim Il Jung was not really the king of communism, rather the god of communism. What we see here is a phenomenon that is very rare these days, a leader being venerated as a god and receiving godhood after death, just like in the old Roman Empire. Actually, all this has very little to do with communism, it's really an ancient tradition of the Devine Ruler thinly disguised as a communism.

And just like the Romans presumably where, the North Koreans are very dedicated as long as the old man makes sure to put on a show.