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primerib69
01-05-2011, 06:51 PM
Whats good bros!

I was playing Brohood today and i decided to load up a file that i didnt beat the game with yet and I decided to check the emails again. Something caught my eye that I hadn't seen the past 2 times i had played the game, and it was the riddle that Shaun sent to Rebecca.

Riddle:
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Answer:
Because from afar they looked like hares.

Now when I first read that I was like "...lololololol yeah because that could really lead to another PoE". then like, 2 minutes ago I was like "OH DAMN HOLD UP!!". instead of the word "hares", replace it with "hairs". now it makes it seem like this bald dude wants hair, so he paint bunnies on his head. does it make sense to me? heyyyyylllllllll nahhh. what do yall bros think?

LaCava1
01-05-2011, 06:55 PM
It's a pun...

chizzy12
01-05-2011, 06:59 PM
fail.

ninja_7_7
01-05-2011, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by primerib69:
Whats good bros!

I was playing Brohood today and i decided to load up a file that i didnt beat the game with yet and I decided to check the emails again. Something caught my eye that I hadn't seen the past 2 times i had played the game, and it was the riddle that Shaun sent to Rebecca.

Riddle:
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Answer:
Because from afar they looked like hares.

Now when I first read that I was like "...lololololol yeah because that could really lead to another PoE". then like, 2 minutes ago I was like "OH DAMN HOLD UP!!". instead of the word "hares", replace it with "hairs". now it makes it seem like this bald dude wants hair, so he paint bunnies on his head. does it make sense to me? heyyyyylllllllll nahhh. what do yall bros think?
Glad you made a topic about it bro.

Inorganic9_2
01-06-2011, 03:45 AM
Even though it's disguised by fail, it's a good point.

Where did Shaun get the riddle from? How could it possibly lead to another PoE?

Kenpachi_cable
01-06-2011, 03:51 AM
It isn't. Shaun was being fecicious (sp?).

Inorganic9_2
01-06-2011, 03:59 AM
If Shaun was being facetious, why did they bother to send it to Lucy and not just say "lol Shaun" and then forget about it?

Edit: corrected horrible-lloking spelling error http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif thanks obliviondoll!

Murcuseo
01-06-2011, 04:10 AM
primerib69, somehow you've managed to confirm every single stereotype of a beach bunny in one post, kudos to you brah!

Next time you go paddle boarding make sure to wear a helmet. Also stay out the sun.

obliviondoll
01-06-2011, 06:25 AM
First, the correct spelling is "facetious" - you're both wrong.

Second, rabbits being used as hair is definitely some sort of secret code which will lead to the discovery of a new PoE.

Unfortunately, nobody will take Shaun seriously when he keeps insisting this is important.

Until December 22nd, 2012, when AC3 comes out, and it's already too late for us all.

Inorganic9_2
01-06-2011, 06:56 AM
Originally posted by obliviondoll:
First, the correct spelling is "facetious" - you're both wrong.

Second, rabbits being used as hair is definitely some sort of secret code which will lead to the discovery of a new PoE.

Unfortunately, nobody will take Shaun seriously when he keeps insisting this is important.

Until December 22nd, 2012, when AC3 comes out, and it's already too late for us all.

Ah, that's how you spell it! I'll remember that one now http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Stressy Lucy didn't take Shaun seriously... Any clue is probably in the answer. "To look like hares" ...hmm...is there a hare at Nazca? (thinking "from afar")

Could be...unless I missed the email in which Shaun states he was messing around http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

alexandrosevge
09-06-2011, 09:38 AM
http://assassinscreed.wikia.co...ld_Guy_With_Cape.jpg (http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/File:Bald_Guy_With_Cape.jpg)

Here's the bald man :P

Assassin_M
09-06-2011, 10:37 AM
The Game has led People into the worst form of Mind Rape.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

FuseUnison
09-06-2011, 10:50 AM
Maybe there's some sort of mind blowing significance to the emails about who ate all the yogurt as well, lol. =P

LightRey
09-06-2011, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by Assassin_M:
The Game has led People into the worst form of Mind Rape.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
Damn. I lost the game...

Assassin_M
09-06-2011, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by LightRey:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Assassin_M:
The Game has led People into the worst form of Mind Rape.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
Damn. I lost the game... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
XD you always know what to say and when to say it Rey http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

LightRey
09-06-2011, 11:26 AM
Originally posted by Assassin_M:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LightRey:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Assassin_M:
The Game has led People into the worst form of Mind Rape.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
Damn. I lost the game... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
XD you always know what to say and when to say it Rey http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I couldn't help myself. It fits so well xD

Assassin_M
09-06-2011, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by LightRey:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Assassin_M:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LightRey:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Assassin_M:
The Game has led People into the worst form of Mind Rape.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
Damn. I lost the game... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
XD you always know what to say and when to say it Rey http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I couldn't help myself. It fits so well xD </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
"High-Five"

NewBlade200
09-06-2011, 12:07 PM
Finally someone understands! Also if you take one letter from the start of every one of his sentences you'll get the ending of AC3 in Latin. Each of Ezio's beard hair has a hidden message describing in detail the plot of the Da Vincie Code, and the letters are all pictures of Chuck Norris. I should have made a thread out of this.

Assassin_M
09-06-2011, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by NewBlade200:
Finally someone understands! Also if you take one letter from the start of every one of his sentences you'll get the ending of AC3 in Latin. Each of Ezio's beard hair has a hidden message describing in detail the plot of the Da Vincie Code, and the letters are all pictures of Chuck Norris. I should have made a thread out of this.
what about the Yogurt oh great one ?

NewBlade200
09-06-2011, 12:12 PM
Shaun sent a message saying Rebecca was a Templar, so...

She must be Altair in disguise?

Assassin_M
09-06-2011, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by NewBlade200:
Shaun sent a message saying Rebecca was a Templar, so...

She must be Altair in disguise?
Or perhaps Shaun did this to cover for his Unjustified Consumption of the Yummy Yogurt ?
Or maybe it was poison sent by William.M and his Lackey, whom we know nothing about ?
no no wait, Shaun is the Phantom of The Ear Wax
he will send them all to the ROBO-Planet, where he and his Villainous fiends will feast upon the Flesh of Desmond and The overly irritating Blonde Female.

NewBlade200
09-06-2011, 12:21 PM
The yogurt is a lie. Shaun was protecting them from it.

Assassin_M
09-06-2011, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by NewBlade200:
The yogurt is a lie. Shaun was protecting them from it.
Yes yes !!! The overly irritating Blonde Female !!
I knew it !! she is a FRAUD !!
I`v never had so much fun in my whole life http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

FuseUnison
09-06-2011, 12:25 PM
Originally posted by NewBlade200:
The yogurt is a lie. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif Nothing is true, especially the yogurt, eating it is permitted.

AntiChrist7
09-06-2011, 12:32 PM
in the dutch version its this joke:

"why did god first made the man, and only then the woman?"

"so he had a moment to enjoy eden"

NewBlade200
09-06-2011, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by FuseUnison:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by NewBlade200:
The yogurt is a lie. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif Nothing is true, especially the yogurt, eating it is permitted . </div></BLOCKQUOTE>So Shaun was allowed to eat it?

LightRey
09-06-2011, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by AntiChrist7:
in the dutch version its this joke:

"why did god first made the man, and only then the woman?"

"so he had a moment to enjoy eden"
Yeah, I didn't really think that one was funny though. Shaun's better than that D:

AdmiralPerry
09-06-2011, 03:58 PM
Wait, hares... Could there be a Wig of Eden!? *lol*