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xgridlockx
09-16-2007, 05:16 PM
If you could meet the person above you what would u do to them..

iamaltair
09-16-2007, 05:32 PM
i'd probably kill 'em

membernametaken
09-16-2007, 07:16 PM
Give him a peace sign and keep my distance.

ch33zer
09-16-2007, 08:50 PM
call him a hippy and tell him to take a shower

JK. Me encanta el hippy

cooldude6681
09-17-2007, 12:36 AM
I would say "'sup?" and play some Halo 3 with him.

AldirTheKnight
09-17-2007, 01:56 AM
I would join his game

Anubis14_360
09-17-2007, 04:15 AM
same here. ( how do you mean If you could meet the person above you what would u do to them).

DARK_ASSASSIN07
09-17-2007, 07:36 AM
I'm not sure but the person above u is Aldirtheknight.And I would go past u http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

membernametaken
09-17-2007, 08:34 AM
I'd compliment him on his signature in the Assassins's Creed online forum and then tell him to have a "supercalifragilisticexpealidocious" day.

DARK_ASSASSIN07
09-17-2007, 09:08 AM
i think I would ask your name....

A.B.O.Y
09-17-2007, 09:18 AM
I would say "check out my sig"!!!

chickmgnt222
09-17-2007, 09:27 AM
I would say: "Greetings, earthling!"

A.B.O.Y
09-17-2007, 09:36 AM
I would say Hi sig making "God"

Dawnfang
09-17-2007, 09:45 AM
I would ask him why he named himself Goose...

Dawnfang
09-17-2007, 09:45 AM
I would ****ing be amazed: I met myself!!! Woot!

seasamstraat
09-17-2007, 09:45 AM
i would say: Would you like to read my story of aunt soesa

ScytheOfGrim
09-17-2007, 09:49 AM
i would say:

"Whoa! you still want us to do that?" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

A.B.O.Y
09-17-2007, 09:58 AM
I would say can i borrow your scythe to scythe dawnfang
by the way I called myself Goose cos i am one!

x_101_
09-17-2007, 11:00 AM
I would say hey I bet your 13...coz your name has 1994 in it or maybe your 12...... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

the_assassin_07
09-17-2007, 12:13 PM
I would say I like the blood effect on your sig http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif.

silentassasin05
09-17-2007, 12:24 PM
Say "Hi" and wave http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

the_assassin_07
09-17-2007, 12:28 PM
Say you smell and run http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif.

AldirTheKnight
09-17-2007, 12:35 PM
cacth him and tell him to teach me how to spell catch lol

the_assassin_07
09-17-2007, 12:42 PM
Lol. I would say pay attention to the teacher!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

A.B.O.Y
09-17-2007, 12:46 PM
I would say im 75 years old lol

AldirTheKnight
09-17-2007, 12:50 PM
I would say did you get your old people's card?

the_assassin_07
09-17-2007, 12:58 PM
I would say the same.

AldirTheKnight
09-17-2007, 01:03 PM
I would tell him get your own opinion or do you want an autograph?

the_assassin_07
09-17-2007, 01:07 PM
I would say autograph please http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

A.B.O.Y
09-17-2007, 01:21 PM
I would say Old peoples card! what am I missing out on?

the_assassin_07
09-17-2007, 01:54 PM
I would say loads lol.

ch33zer
09-17-2007, 02:17 PM
I would ask him for money to buy assassins creed with, cuz assassin is rich (he hoovers!)

the_assassin_07
09-17-2007, 02:22 PM
Lol!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif Trust me I ain't rich http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif. I would say what I just said http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

ch33zer
09-17-2007, 02:27 PM
I would call you a repititous then ask for money

IrishBender
09-17-2007, 02:35 PM
make him watch every movie with colin farrel (not including the sex tape or the non bullseye scenes in daredevil)

ch33zer
09-17-2007, 03:17 PM
What did I do to deserve this?!? Fine if I'm going down you're comin down with me. I'd make you listen to and watch Britney Spears at the VMAs 2007 until your eyes bled

chickmgnt222
09-17-2007, 03:24 PM
I would ask you why you would be so mean!

Anicrow
09-17-2007, 08:21 PM
I'd complain about AC not being out yet.

membernametaken
09-17-2007, 09:28 PM
I'd poke you in the stomach and be extremely disappointed if you didn't make the pilsbury doughboy noise.

iamaltair
09-17-2007, 10:07 PM
i'd um... prob..probably... um... kill 'em

SloppyCracker
09-18-2007, 12:02 AM
I'd help him grow convidence.

ScytheOfGrim
09-18-2007, 04:12 AM
i'd tug on his beard!

<span class="ev_code_GREY">it is real... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif</span>

QuailBones
09-18-2007, 07:30 AM
I would say Hey, your that one person, and then there would be an awkward silence.

bump2007
09-18-2007, 08:13 AM
I would discussing the finer points of globalization and how cultural distinction will shape future generations. (-Maddox)

seasamstraat
09-18-2007, 08:38 AM
i would say: do you know where aunt soesa is or is that annnn.......difficult question

DARK_ASSASSIN07
09-18-2007, 08:41 AM
I would tell him/her that the story of aunt soesa sucks! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

chickmgnt222
09-18-2007, 08:52 AM
I would say:

One must forget stories and merely ponder the significance of the teapot.

seasamstraat
09-18-2007, 08:53 AM
i would say: whooo hooo alt alt supraan supraan aunt soesa is better then the halo guy wich seems like an turtle

DARK_ASSASSIN07
09-18-2007, 10:05 AM
Thanx for the sig chickmgnt222 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Just don't talk about that aunt soesa plz http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

Zain0
09-18-2007, 10:57 AM
I would lick him.

the_assassin_07
09-18-2007, 11:03 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif I would look at him with this face: http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif.

seasamstraat
09-18-2007, 11:08 AM
i would say: i will try to dont talk about aunt soesa

GuStick93
09-18-2007, 11:11 AM
i would lock him in a room with a radio repeating his damn story about the damn ant soesa...

seasamstraat
09-18-2007, 11:16 AM
yeah that would be fun! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
btw aunt soesa is very nice

A.B.O.Y
09-18-2007, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by seasamstraat:
yeah that would be fun! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
btw aunt soesa is very nice
I would say Wot???...!!! aunt soesa??....!!!

IrishBender
09-18-2007, 12:47 PM
I would bring in some Iced Tea and my ps3 controller and play some army of 2 (choire of nons behind me: "Two, two, two")

the_assassin_07
09-18-2007, 12:49 PM
I would say I was let down with Army of Two!

FableB
09-18-2007, 01:00 PM
I would murder him...

DARK_ASSASSIN07
09-18-2007, 01:00 PM
I would treat him like a slave http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

the_assassin_07
09-18-2007, 01:08 PM
I would murder him...
Was that a joke....

A.B.O.Y
09-18-2007, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by the_assassin_07:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I would murder him...
Was that a joke.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Thats scary! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

ch33zer
09-18-2007, 02:30 PM
I would say "NOT AS SCARY AS YOUR MOM!!1!" Sorry couldn't resist

Zain0
09-18-2007, 03:36 PM
I would walk upto his face, stare at him for 5 seconds, then slap him.

cooldude6681
09-18-2007, 03:46 PM
I would ask him about his name's origin.

SloppyCracker
09-19-2007, 07:42 AM
I would say he's cool... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif... dude. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

DARK_ASSASSIN07
09-19-2007, 08:09 AM
i would rip off his fake beard http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

SloppyCracker
09-19-2007, 08:12 AM
I would steal his switchblade and run away.

DARK_ASSASSIN07
09-19-2007, 08:18 AM
I would take his magic staff

SloppyCracker
09-19-2007, 08:28 AM
I would laugh because it will burn the ones that try to steal it from it's rightfull owner.

DARK_ASSASSIN07
09-19-2007, 08:50 AM
I would take the one ring

SloppyCracker
09-19-2007, 09:02 AM
I would tell him that he was too late...

DARK_ASSASSIN07
09-19-2007, 12:15 PM
I would beat him senseless and tell him that lotr doesn't exist!

seasamstraat
09-19-2007, 12:19 PM
gandalf and lotr owns. ohh i love that movie and gandalf is my favorite character.

cooldude6681
09-19-2007, 12:30 PM
I'd poke him for not playing the game right. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Jobo511
09-19-2007, 05:49 PM
I'd party boy him http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

ch33zer
09-19-2007, 05:53 PM
I'd ask him wtf it is to party boy sum1

Wolfgare
09-19-2007, 06:04 PM
i'd party boy him for not knowing what it means to party boy someone haha.

membernametaken
09-19-2007, 07:05 PM
I'd tell him to put some clothes on.

SloppyCracker
09-19-2007, 11:47 PM
I would ask why this kid keeps following me why he's murmering: Aunt Soesa, Aunt Soesa.''

Anicrow
09-19-2007, 11:59 PM
I'd kill the kid following him..with my finger switchblade.

seasamstraat
09-20-2007, 01:34 AM
i will block the attack with the book of aunt soesa and summon gandalf wich will protect me

Anicrow
09-20-2007, 02:41 AM
I would probably take away his LOTR books, movies, figures, cards and such. Then invite him over for a party with liquor and girls. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

AldirTheKnight
09-20-2007, 03:35 AM
I would steal his liquor and girls...and his glasses http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Jobo511
09-21-2007, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by ch33zer:
I'd ask him wtf it is to party boy sum1
http://youtube.com/watch?v=n8wDRoQkN1c&mode=related&search=

i'd take the glasses and stomp them http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

AldirTheKnight
09-21-2007, 08:59 PM
i'd bring in Bam Margera and Steve-O and Jhonny Knoxville and of course Wee Man and get my glasses back and then be stupid

S.I.N.N.
09-21-2007, 09:09 PM
I would wait until he fell asleep on the bus and then touch him inappropriately!

Wolfgare
09-21-2007, 09:36 PM
i'd stay the heck away from that kid.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

iamaltair
09-21-2007, 09:52 PM
i'd push him off a building

Dark_zip
09-22-2007, 12:59 AM
I'd report him to the police for pushing someone of a building

the_assassin_07
09-22-2007, 01:39 AM
I'd commit suicide!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

Hollings1493
09-22-2007, 03:18 AM
Id Steal your pokemon cards http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Magnus_LTD
09-22-2007, 05:35 AM
I would eat him. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

AldirTheKnight
09-22-2007, 07:04 AM
I would say "yo, d00d dat guy freeky muhn"

the_assassin_07
09-22-2007, 07:10 AM
thn i wud say do u lke da l33t spk!?

SloppyCracker
09-22-2007, 07:12 AM
I would hit him unconsious with my staff because of his ''l33t sp34k''.

the_assassin_07
09-22-2007, 07:13 AM
thn i wud say its a fre cuntry mn!

Then I would stop typing annoyingly http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif.

GuStick93
09-22-2007, 07:15 AM
smack him on the head and run away laughing

AldirTheKnight
09-22-2007, 07:15 AM
thn i wulnt

the_assassin_07
09-22-2007, 07:22 AM
Then I would.

SloppyCracker
09-22-2007, 07:32 AM
I would tap him on the shoulder and wisper: ''nice job skippy.''

AldirTheKnight
09-22-2007, 07:39 AM
I would ask him "just how old are you?"

SloppyCracker
09-22-2007, 07:53 AM
I would walk away...

A.B.O.Y
09-22-2007, 09:44 AM
I would grab him then say "Im Altair woooo...."

Zain0
09-22-2007, 11:10 AM
I would ask him if he would like to play "Duck duck, goose"

A.B.O.Y
09-22-2007, 11:50 AM
I would say yay!! What about duck duck Assassinate!

the_assassin_07
09-22-2007, 11:54 AM
Yayyy! And I'm the Assassin! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

A.B.O.Y
09-22-2007, 12:05 PM
nooooo! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif I dont wana play!

danny.b87
09-22-2007, 12:07 PM
probably slap himhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

A.B.O.Y
09-22-2007, 12:19 PM
Ouch! My beautiful face! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

the_assassin_07
09-22-2007, 12:19 PM
nooooo! I dont wana play!
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

I would say who the heck is Mexx?

A.B.O.Y
09-22-2007, 12:31 PM
I would say how iz i sposed to no?

AldirTheKnight
09-22-2007, 02:16 PM
I would say well it's thanksgiving and I don't have a turkey...but I do have a goose right next to me...

the_assassin_07
09-22-2007, 02:27 PM
Here's a flamethrower...

iamaltair
09-22-2007, 03:40 PM
HEY that's my flamethrower!!!

cooldude6681
09-22-2007, 05:03 PM
I'd give him a hug on behalf of AC fans everywhere.

(because, y'know, he's altair http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif)

Someone did that to the guy dressed up as the Master Chief at PAX. Just walked up and hugged him "I love you, man!". http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

SloppyCracker
09-22-2007, 05:12 PM
Haha. That's freakin' hilarious. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

AldirTheKnight
09-22-2007, 06:16 PM
was that PAX or NerdFest?

cooldude6681
09-22-2007, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by AldirTheKnight:
was that PAX or NerdFest? Aren't those just two names for the same event?

PAX pwned.

ScytheOfGrim
09-23-2007, 06:22 AM
i'd play Pick up Stcks with his spine for getting off topic... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

danny.b87
09-23-2007, 06:29 AM
i will probably join you when youre going to do that

Magnus_LTD
09-23-2007, 06:35 AM
I would hammer him http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

SloppyCracker
09-23-2007, 07:07 AM
I would give him a flower... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/inlove.gif ...With a bomb inside of it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif And then we would go fishing, using his flesh as bait. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

maledicere
09-23-2007, 08:23 AM
I would respect him forever because he's a fanboi of Gandalf .

Cheers Mate http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

SloppyCracker
09-23-2007, 08:24 AM
Thanks... But we already have a Gandalf/Magician... me.

Edit: Never mind, I didn't see your register date... I feel so dumb right now. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif

maledicere
09-23-2007, 08:31 AM
Ah nor worries , There can be 2 Gandalf Fans. We'll make a Gandalf fan club and rull all the orcs in Mordor http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Ok , we're getting offtopic http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif . Carry on http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

SloppyCracker
09-23-2007, 08:32 AM
Hehe, and eat stews and lembas all day long...

A.B.O.Y
09-23-2007, 08:34 AM
I would say Gandalf smells lol


(Joke)

SloppyCracker
09-23-2007, 08:35 AM
Well, it's kind of hard to wash yourself if you can't bend your knees.

maledicere
09-23-2007, 08:36 AM
Originally posted by Goose1994:
I would say Gandalf smells lol


(Joke)

Well....



you smell !

SloppyCracker
09-23-2007, 08:39 AM
We'll rule the forums with our super-duper Gandalf double team powers! Mwahahaha!

A.B.O.Y
09-23-2007, 09:22 AM
Ill get the ring and use it against you wizards hahahah!

Bujaa
09-23-2007, 09:52 AM
I'd ask him/her to stay on topiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic

DeAdLy2323
09-23-2007, 11:32 AM
i would ask them what kind of name bujaa is

Achillles102
09-23-2007, 11:50 AM
I would ask him why he is so deadly ...

AldirTheKnight
09-23-2007, 12:50 PM
I would kick him in the ankle

the_assassin_07
09-23-2007, 12:55 PM
I would poo http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif.

AldirTheKnight
09-23-2007, 12:58 PM
I would eat his



cake

AirRon_2K7
09-23-2007, 01:00 PM
I'd make a joke about chocolate cake

DeAdLy2323
09-23-2007, 01:01 PM
i would pretend to laugh at a joke about chocolate cake

AirRon_2K7
09-23-2007, 01:06 PM
I'd tell you that the cake... wasn't actually chocolate, but it was made of borrowed Assassin excremant

AldirTheKnight
09-23-2007, 01:08 PM
I would ask what excrement is.

DeAdLy2323
09-23-2007, 01:10 PM
id tell him to ask his mother

AldirTheKnight
09-23-2007, 01:13 PM
asks mother of the person above



tells me to get out of her house

DeAdLy2323
09-23-2007, 01:13 PM
i would laugh

AldirTheKnight
09-23-2007, 01:14 PM
I would run away

DeAdLy2323
09-23-2007, 01:14 PM
i would chase them with a broomstick that is on fire

AldirTheKnight
09-23-2007, 01:19 PM
I would use water magicks

DeAdLy2323
09-23-2007, 01:21 PM
i would call them a nerd for usuing water magicks (wtf is that?)

AldirTheKnight
09-23-2007, 01:25 PM
tell him that they are magics launching water with a cool spelling twist

or should it be w@t3r m@g!kz?

DeAdLy2323
09-23-2007, 01:27 PM
it should be whatever mr.lisptalkingwizard says it should be

AldirTheKnight
09-23-2007, 01:30 PM
I would tell him that i'm a knight therefore immortal and a God

the_assassin_07
09-23-2007, 01:34 PM
I'd tell you that the cake... wasn't actually chocolate, but it was made of borrowed Assassin excremant
Ewww... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

DeAdLy2323
09-23-2007, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by AldirTheKnight:
I would tell him that i'm a knight therefore immortal and a God i would tell them to pick one, knight or God. and you might be immortal but can still die from cigarettes. thats what i would tell them


i would also say that if they played the stranglehold demo, they pretty much played the game. (rented it and its so repetitive that im about to jump off the top of my house which is 1 story tall)

AldirTheKnight
09-23-2007, 01:41 PM
I would tell him that my dog jumped from 2 stories lol

DeAdLy2323
09-23-2007, 01:44 PM
i would tell them that there dog = the retartedness

AldirTheKnight
09-23-2007, 01:46 PM
I would tell him that my dog owns and he=poo

DeAdLy2323
09-23-2007, 01:51 PM
i would tell him no stranglehold = poo i = the awesomeness

AldirTheKnight
09-23-2007, 01:55 PM
I would tell him that cheeseburger=pwn@g3

DeAdLy2323
09-23-2007, 01:56 PM
i would say cheese on a burger is not good

USARLoog
09-23-2007, 03:05 PM
I would RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!

iamaltair
09-23-2007, 03:14 PM
id say http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/351.gif

DeAdLy2323
09-23-2007, 04:38 PM
i would agree