View Full Version : A little humor...

08-21-2007, 05:47 AM
His request approved, the photographer used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, "Let's go".

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, "Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I'm a photographer for Fox Cable News," he responded. "And I need to get some close up shots."

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, "So, what you're telling me, is . . .you're NOT my flight instructor?"

08-21-2007, 05:56 AM
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That happened to me once, honest. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif


08-21-2007, 07:58 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif Me too!...Only I was the pilot, and I had the poor guy going for about ten minutes, he was a salesmen, every time he saw me after that, he would shake his fist! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

08-21-2007, 07:59 AM
I can almost see that happening.