View Full Version : OT: Jokes on Me

04-15-2005, 06:41 PM
One of my squadmates sent this to me to cut up a bit. Another told me he would wax my car for a year if I would post this here and address it to a certain m8 that frequents these forums. I have never been one to cause strife or be out of the way with any one on these forums, so I will decline to address this to a specific person. But I thought this was a pretty funny joke, even if it was played on me. So much for getting my car waxed for a year. HEHEHE Here it is:

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quazimoto were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quazimoto said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."

They decided to go to the ******ss Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I AM officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quazimoto came out looking confused and blurted angrily, "Who the muck is Camilla Parker Bowles?"...............

04-15-2005, 07:54 PM

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04-15-2005, 11:19 PM
I dion't get it.. Is "Camilla Parker Bowles" codename for Bearcat66 or whatever?

04-16-2005, 08:57 AM
Well she's Camilla Horsevisage von Windsor now, takes all sorts so it does. Think what a morale boost she's been for ugly chicks everywhere, looks are now longer an impediment to getting yourself a prince. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

04-16-2005, 10:07 AM
Bride of Chuckie.

04-16-2005, 10:22 AM
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04-16-2005, 10:37 AM
I went to the posts and could not remember did i come to post a post or read apost???

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04-16-2005, 10:50 AM
How droll.

04-16-2005, 01:46 PM
Personally - all this just reminds me of Diana ~sigh~

and WTH is wrong with these Englishmen?

lets face it - Camillas' a dishrag and what the hell was Hugh Grant thinking? Elizabeth Hurley's a 10 fer fricks sake.

04-16-2005, 11:39 PM