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Drilling_857
12-19-2004, 02:39 PM
Thought I would try to put things into perspective with a little humor. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif


Ubi and 1c went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some
hours later, 1c wakes up Ubi and
says, "hey Ubi, look towards the sky, what do you see?" Ubi
replies, "I see millions of stars". "What does that tell you?" asked 1c.
Ubi ponders for a minute, and then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically,
it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a
quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the
Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's
it tell you, 1c?" 1c is silent for a moment, then says, "Ubi,
you dumb ***. Someone has stolen the tent".


~S! Drilling

VMF223_Smitty
12-19-2004, 03:02 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Drilling_857:
Thought I would try to put things into perspective with a little humor. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif


Ubi and 1c went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some
hours later, 1c wakes up Ubi and
says, "hey Ubi, look towards the sky, what do you see?" Ubi
replies, "I see millions of stars". "What does that tell you?" asked 1c.
Ubi ponders for a minute, and then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically,
it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a
quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the
Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's
it tell you, 1c?" 1c is silent for a moment, then says, "Ubi,
you dumb ***. Someone has stolen the tent".


~S! Drilling <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks Drilling !! LMAO http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/351.gif

strewth
12-19-2004, 03:06 PM
Ditto! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/351.gif

DarkCanuck420
12-19-2004, 04:00 PM
actually laughing out loud! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

fordfan25
12-19-2004, 05:27 PM
lol

Turk_man
12-19-2004, 05:44 PM
LOL the best post this weekend!!!

cpirrmann
12-19-2004, 07:57 PM
Very good...kudos

Raptor_20thFG
12-20-2004, 02:27 AM
Bravo http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

BluesmanSF
12-20-2004, 04:36 AM
LMAO!! Good one! thanks sir!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I have known today a magnificent intoxication. I have learnt how it feels to be a bird. I have flown. Yes I have flown. I am still astonished at it, still deeply moved. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm curious, is this your sig, or you've had your first flying lesson or what? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Cheers!

TgD Thunderbolt56
12-20-2004, 06:36 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Diablo310th
12-20-2004, 09:03 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by strewth:
Ditto! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/351.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/351.gif LOL

J_Weaver
12-20-2004, 09:12 AM
LOL... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/351.gif

SgtBriggs
12-20-2004, 09:18 AM
i just woke up and this is the first post i looked at...funniest thing i seen all week. LOL thank you for making me spill my coffee. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

xanty
12-20-2004, 10:13 AM
Brilliant. Thanks a lot!

Drilling_857
12-20-2004, 02:51 PM
Greetings,

Though I made a couple of jokes(the other one was a flop http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif), I take the recent legal developments quite seriously and have been following them as close as possible. Flying is a passion for me and I hate to see anything that hinders the development of flight sims. Lets hope this does not get tied up in litigation for months or heaven for bid...years.

Glad we can still have a few laughs though. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

~S! Drilling