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M2morris
04-07-2006, 01:42 AM
I think maybe Aimail101 should take a look at this.
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/planegeek/news1.jpg
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/planegeek/news2.jpg

Vacillator
04-07-2006, 05:58 AM
What a wierdo, shame he didn't try it with himself as the subject.

Okay, I get it......... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Crash_Moses
04-07-2006, 07:22 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Dude, you're supposed to post that on April 1st! Or would that have made it too obvious?

Nice job though...lol

VF2_Sarge
04-07-2006, 07:13 PM
LOL....

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8028/vf225md.jpg

Tully__
04-07-2006, 09:15 PM
Sarge, that avatar:

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9172/18989647in.gif

has to go, it's nearly 100KB. Please read this post in the test post forum (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/6921088204/m/4251091304) for sig/avatar guidelines.

VF2_Sarge
04-07-2006, 10:56 PM
ok np

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/9554/vf231om.gif

VF2_Sarge
04-07-2006, 11:07 PM
Better??

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3796/33997su.gif

Tully__
04-08-2006, 05:55 AM
Thanks Sarge http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

FluffyDucks
04-08-2006, 01:58 PM
The poor grammar and bad spelling give this "article" away in the first sentence.
The word that stands out glaringly and condemns this piece "supposedly" from a reputable newspaper is "bazaar", used totally out of its proper context and making absolutely no sense.
I assume that writer meant to use the word "bizarre".
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Crash_Moses
04-08-2006, 03:04 PM
It was the digital color photo that tipped me off... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Fatalvision
04-08-2006, 05:03 PM
The picture is of raaaid.

Who else would plaster dumb cats with perfectly good buttered toast?

Buttered toast is the breakfast food of the gods and should be treated with more respect than to be taped to some butt-licking feline.


Harry Truman ate buttered toast the morning he okayed the employment of the nuclear bomb against Japan.

Winston Churchill enjoyed buttered toast every morning during the battle of britain and was even overheard to call his morning meal "The butter of Britain"

Paula Abdul eats butterd roast(washing it down with a 5th of rum) before judging on "American Idol"

Hugo Chaves even eats buttered toast for breakfast, but like in real life often forgets which side his bread is buttered on.


So stop taping toast to these rats with 9 lives and have some respect.


geeez!

raaaid
04-09-2006, 09:00 AM
theres something even more suspicious it says:

posted 4.25 PM edt(20:25 GMT)

which means the artcle was written in some place that is 4 hours behind GMT, what means a longitude of 60º west

this would set the origin of the article in groenlandia or brazil

imposible to be texas as the article states

M2morris
04-09-2006, 09:17 AM
Dude, I made this rediculous article. Wifes pregant, too much time on my hands. So... that thread about the cat and buttered toast a while back had me laghing my a$$ off!, so... photo is of some outlaw mugshot I found. All the **** in it is fictional, but I wish it WAS real. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gifOnly thing real is the bad grammar. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Oh ya, I am on the west coast of US. SO, mystery over. I didnt intend to be so mysterious, I geuss I made it look too- http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif real.

raaaid
04-09-2006, 10:26 AM
ha ha it was fun, i found it odd since the beggining but so many odd things happen i believed it

what made my critic spirit work well finding the time mistake was others people opinion

thats why i post here and not in a phantasy forum, the realism of people here is very helpfull to chill down a bit my phantasies

raaaid
04-09-2006, 02:10 PM
thats my problem mate, i keep finding faky things all around, i get them instantaneously

the first thing i thought was wow, what crab are inventing now in my phantasy world of time travellers because the cops wouldnt go to the store to ask the person about what that guy bought
XD

but im suspicious of the game being playing me insane while the truth is awesome because my intuition said since the beginning it was a fake your article so maybe is right in some other things

i cant wait to see somewhere in time,
1980 movie, like the blue lagoon, a cult movie about a love time travelling story with cristpher reeve(by the way is other me laghin of himself here?) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif

how can be that at my 30 years still havent seen it or hear of if its said to be more famous than titanic which im sick of hearing about

inst it strange?

thats exactly my proble my intuition(heart) and reason go oposite most of the times, i think my sanity remains in the constant doubt of which believe and my insanity in the divergence of mind and heart

M2morris
04-09-2006, 09:13 PM
Uh, okay man, I think I get your point, but anyway it was all in good fun. No harm intended.

raaaid
04-10-2006, 05:47 AM
ha ha its fun indeed,

it says "posted" in the beggining and on the bottom says allrights...an all that kind of **** blurredd XD

boy you are a lucky guy to have that much time to do this funny things

if i looked life so critically i would have to answer to the blurred messages, for example how cant there be a bottle of soda that says in the same tag it has 0 calories and then it says 1 calory for 1 ml i mean how can a journalist not know how to spell bizarre how can be the people of the soda so dumb

WTE_Galway
04-11-2006, 10:45 PM
so some of you guys havent actually heard the theory of cats and buttered toast making perpetual motion machines ??

raaaid
04-12-2006, 05:24 AM
ive just got the book electronic projects from the next dimension, it says how to buil a lie detector

i remember when i was a kid reading that someone put a lie detector into a plant and then he was about to set a leave on fire but before that the plant reacted

so do you think it can be cruelty egainst plants to do this experiment?

what would vegetarians eat if it was proved that plants feel pain like animals?