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stalkervision
10-31-2007, 03:09 PM
I feel google has somehow overlooked us.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://www.ubizoo.de/blog/?p=61

MEGILE
10-31-2007, 03:11 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

ploughman
10-31-2007, 03:11 PM
The Road to Korea? That's a touch surreal.

MEGILE
10-31-2007, 03:13 PM
Not going existential on us are you pluffman?

stalkervision
10-31-2007, 03:14 PM
I propose we have guided tours and field trips for the children just like the real one! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

ploughman
10-31-2007, 03:22 PM
I don't know, over 1 Brazillion posts and we don't even have our own page on Wiki.

Sexistential? Let me google it until I'm an expert, then I'll bet back to you with charts.

DKoor
10-31-2007, 03:33 PM
What are the odds.

Daiichidoku
10-31-2007, 03:37 PM
Road to Korea?

Korea sim

the truth revealed at last

Viper2005_
10-31-2007, 03:51 PM
With a few modifications and additions I'm sure that this will be fine. See below:


About UbiZoo

UbiZoo offers technological support for a visit to the zoo including educational preparation and reinforcement for students and teachers in the context of <STRIKE>natural</STRIKE> history instruction at primary schools. Through the integration of modern, mobile computers the visit to the zoo becomes an exciting experience, for pupils and teachers. The children at the same time are inspired to study and playfully attain knowledge.

UbiZoo consists of <STRIKE>three</STRIKE> many parts: UbiPrepare for the preparation, UbiActive for the time in the zoo, UbiWhine for complaints about the zoo, Ubifish which allows the children to gain practical experience of angling whilst also supplying food (often cooked to perfection in UbiFlame) for the zoo's world-renowned Troll Collection, UbiTrack so that behaviour, attitude, location and even altitude (the zoo's playtime facility "QMB" offers climbing facilities) may be carefully monitored by those persons in loco parentis at all times, and UbiEducate for later reinforcement of the hard lessons learned at the hands of resident UbiAces.

NB - Contrary to popular belief, the Ubizoo has never offered children the ability to modify its exhibits; there is no such thing as UbiHack and the zoo's spokesperson points out that though such activities may be offered at other zoos of questionable repute, this zoo holds itself up to the highest ethical standards, quite apart from the fact that children and hacksaws don't work together on risk-assessment forms.

(with apologies to the original author(s))

MEGILE
10-31-2007, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Viper2005_:


About UbiZoo


UbiWhine for complaints about the zoo, Ubifish which allows the children to gain practical experience of angling whilst also supplying food (often cooked to perfection in UbiFlame) for the zoo's world-renowned Troll Collection, UbiTrack so that behaviour, attitude, location and even altitude (the zoo's playtime facility "QMB" offers climbing facilities) may be carefully monitored by those persons in loco parentis at all times, and UbiEducate for later reinforcement of the hard lessons learned at the hands of resident UbiAces.


LMAO.

DIRTY-MAC
10-31-2007, 04:21 PM
Someone should tell wikipedia about the real UBIZOO the one here...

stalkervision
10-31-2007, 06:21 PM
I feel we are being gipped out of our rightfully deserved title... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

can nothing be done to right this wrong? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

DKoor
10-31-2007, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by Megile:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Viper2005_:
.....loco parentis.........

LMAO. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Now that's funny.

Cajun76
10-31-2007, 06:29 PM
Never in the field of posting has so much whine been owned by so few thru so many threads.

Who's got a Wiki account?

stalkervision
10-31-2007, 07:17 PM
Originally posted by Cajun76:
Never in the field of posting has so much whine been owned by so few thru so many threads.

Who's got a Wiki account?

Ahhh you just gave me devilishly cleaver idea.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

can anyone guess what I am thinking? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

AVG_WarHawk
10-31-2007, 07:49 PM
Hhmmm, I think we've got a lawsuit here. Someone, contact UbiSoft's lawyer, we've been infringed upon http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

AVG_WarHawk
10-31-2007, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by stalkervision:
can anyone guess what I am thinking? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Have you got alittle editing in mind http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Divine-Wind
10-31-2007, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by Viper2005_:
With a few modifications and additions I'm sure that this will be fine. See below:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">
UbiZoo consists of <STRIKE>three</STRIKE> many parts: UbiPrepare for the preparation, UbiActive for the time in the zoo, UbiWhine for complaints about the zoo, Ubifish which allows the children to gain practical experience of angling whilst also supplying food (often cooked to perfection in UbiFlame) for the zoo's world-renowned Troll Collection, UbiTrack so that behaviour, attitude, location and even altitude (the zoo's playtime facility "QMB" offers climbing facilities) may be carefully monitored by those persons in loco parentis at all times, and UbiEducate for later reinforcement of the hard lessons learned at the hands of resident UbiAces.

(with apologies to the original author(s)) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

stalkervision
10-31-2007, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by AVG_WarHawk:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stalkervision:
can anyone guess what I am thinking? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Have you got alittle editing in mind http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ahhh maybe.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Tab_Flettner
10-31-2007, 09:02 PM
Is that an expansion?

Breeze147
11-01-2007, 12:07 PM
I hope they have an ape habitat. I like to mock the orangutans.

Airmail109
11-01-2007, 12:16 PM
Wikipedia will delete it if its satirical. Post it on Unencyclopedia which is a satire of wikipedia.

I have an account if no one can be bothered to set it up.