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luftluuver
04-18-2007, 01:34 PM
Found this on another board. Just to bring some humour to this place

LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL - PRICELESS

According to a news report, a certain school in Garden City, MI was
recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were
beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the washroom.That was

fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips
to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day
the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. He called
all the girls to the washroom and met them there with the maintenance
man. He explained that all these lip prints were causing a major
problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, he
asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was
required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and
cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on
the mirror.

THE MORAL OF THIS STORY..

There are teachers, and then there are Educators

Abbuzze
04-18-2007, 02:17 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

msalama
04-18-2007, 02:20 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif Indeed.

AVG_WarHawk
04-18-2007, 02:21 PM
Excellent http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

WarWolfe_1
04-18-2007, 07:07 PM
Brillant!

LStarosta
04-18-2007, 07:13 PM
Lip stick on 12 year olds is not fine!

woofiedog
04-18-2007, 10:36 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif They must of had One Sour look afterward!

Lucius_Esox
04-19-2007, 05:41 AM
Lol...http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Breeze147
04-19-2007, 06:27 AM
That's great!!

Here's one: I was working in Maintenance Control at NAS Willow Grove, PA. Every Monday morning there would be a hole in the wall in the Marine barracks head, obviously caused by someone punching the wall. Our Lead Engineer, a crusty old gentleman in his seventies, told us to construct a shelf behind the wall and put a cinder block on it. The first Marine to show up at the Dispensary with broken knuckles would be our culprit. Sure enough, the next Monday morning, we had our man!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

waffen-79
04-19-2007, 07:57 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif priceless

TC_Stele
04-19-2007, 11:10 AM
You can't educate unless you're being sued, at least nowadays.

polak5
04-20-2007, 01:53 AM
awesome OT post. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Ken_Det
04-20-2007, 02:02 AM
LOL, now thats funny, and very effective http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif