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GuStick93
12-03-2007, 11:17 AM
Title says it all(both parts...),we all have em,so post yours !

I was on my horse just roaming in the kingdom,i take a path that leads me to a templar,i see him,so i dismount from my horse,horse hits the templar,the templar falls off a cliff and into the water.Kinda reminds me of kaxen's horse assassin comic http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Another one,again not really me who made the kill,i was near the guard camp just outside of acre,i was on one of the 4 archer towers,i start a fight with 2 guards on top of it,i hit both of em once with the short sword,from the other tower,two arrows get shot.Each of em hitting a guard,the AI loves to teamkill in this game :O

ACfanboy12
12-03-2007, 11:51 AM
I pushed a guard from a very high point, and I fell down with him...

I fell on him though... and I somehow survived... and went through the ground, into a blank white area... and I kept falling.

Mikeyjb90
12-03-2007, 02:37 PM
I was fighting on an archer tower with someone. He hit me off and I lost a little health. Just as I got on my feet the guy fell on top of me and died from the fall.

He should have used that ladder http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

MiniAssasin
12-03-2007, 02:59 PM
u charged my horse and jumped off it leaving it to plow into a stall outside the city with 4 peopel around it

the guards ran over i walked in

who said this game is repetative lol

NECESARY_EVIL
12-03-2007, 03:16 PM
I almost crapped myself when I saw altiar crush a guards head with his short sword. then the other guards booked it.

Crash_Plague
12-03-2007, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by NECESARY_EVIL:
I almost crapped myself when I saw altiar crush a guards head with his short sword. then the other guards booked it.

yeah, I hear that. It like gets stuck in there and you hear the crunch as he yanks it out. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

elvenmonkey13
12-03-2007, 09:44 PM
I love that one, it has become my main reason of using the short sword. That and the one where he stabs the guy in the foot and brings the blade up slashing the guard up the middle of the face.

xELITEGUNNERx
12-04-2007, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by MiniAssasin:
u charged my horse and jumped off it leaving it to plow into a stall outside the city with 4 peopel around it

the guards ran over i walked in

who said this game is repetative lol
u can kill a guard near the 4 guards guarding the entrance to the castle and they walk over or u can use monks it sneak in so i don't think its that repetitive

zeroblackstar
12-04-2007, 03:24 PM
or you can just dive assassinate one of them and kill them all http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

..and stroll peacfully into the city

IHeartAC31565
12-04-2007, 03:40 PM
i remember one time i was in the middle of a fight with my short sword and i threw a knife at a guard but then the game glitched and the people on the screen were like...multiplying..so imagine about 50 guards getting a knife thrown in them and blood everywhere all at once...pretty cool picture

Siemirad
12-10-2007, 10:12 PM
I remember that one day I was traveling on my horse in the Kingdom causing a lot of distrurbance; I never bother abt that cuz, that's obvious, Altair is invincible, but once i looked behind and realize that there are aprox 50 soliders after me! So i turned back hopeing that I'll finally meet my fate. I began riding around them, and suddenly I see this foes trying to hit me when I pass at full speed but hiting another foes that are after me instead! It looks like their were punishing themselfs yelling: 'It's that white hooded assassin again! And we can't stop him! that's your fault! SLASH!' http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

after that I've killed them all... again http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Mitmitmit3
12-11-2007, 08:23 PM
one time i threw a guard into one of the wooden structure things and it landed on him and the physics stuffed up sending him flying down the street.

katz_bg
12-12-2007, 02:39 AM
I don't know if you guys have seen this bug, but it happened twice to me.
When I killed an enemy and his body fell towards a tree it suddenly jumped on top of the tree and fell down, instead of just bumping into it and falling.
I almost laughed the first time I saw it.

MiniAssasin
12-12-2007, 06:44 AM
that happened to mewhen i threw someone into a bench they rocketed into the sky

Creepy006
12-12-2007, 08:04 AM
I was fighting a group of guards and an archer was trying to shoot me from a distance (I didn't notice) so I tried to grab one of the guards, he counters and punches me on the ground. Just as I'm falling on the ground the archer shoots and hits the guard behind me, kiling him. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

xELITEGUNNERx
12-12-2007, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by Creepy006:
I was fighting a group of guards and an archer was trying to shoot me from a distance (I didn't notice) so I tried to grab one of the guards, he counters and punches me on the ground. Just as I'm falling on the ground the archer shoots and hits the guard behind me, kiling him. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

i was on a lader and 2 archer were on top with a sword person as well so i climbed up and tried to punch the sword guy on while on the ladder and the 2 archers shot him hehehe

ScytheOfGrim
12-13-2007, 01:34 AM
Well here's something that everyone with a copy of the game can do.

Go to the Kingdom.
Find an outpost with guards on it.

Now climb up the outpost and get the guards angry at you, now fall down.
The guards should follow you.
Lead them a distance away from the outpost so that you have time to climb up the ladder without being harrassed.

Now run away from them and climb up the ladder.

Once on top, stand right infront of the ladder, but don't go on it.

Now just watch. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Skilgannon1987
12-13-2007, 02:29 AM
i was chased into a small garden courtyard by some guards we start to fight, some bystanders get court in the melee and this fellow jumps directly up and grasps an over-hanging bar and pulls himself up! haha it was so random, then i killed him for his unusual behavior

UnForgiven
12-13-2007, 02:35 AM
Scythe, i swear ur a computer nerd

ScytheOfGrim
12-13-2007, 03:09 AM
Ugh... UnForgiven...

I am willing to bet that you don't know what a computer nerd is, because if I am, then so are you.

Why?

I really don't do much on my computer. Sure, I might know how to use Photoshop, but I barely touch the thing. Only every once in a long while when I get the urge.

I "surf the web"... exactly what you are doing right now.

So the next time you are going to type something really bovine like what you have already done myriad times, I suggest you think how risible you are.

Now start using www.dictionary.com (http://www.dictionary.com) you stupid half-breed.

UnForgiven
12-13-2007, 03:14 AM
Scythe, i swear ur a Ac Nerd

ScytheOfGrim
12-13-2007, 03:16 AM
yuS i r aC nUrd. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

It's time for you to shut up now 3amiri.

UnForgiven
12-13-2007, 03:19 AM
Yes ur an Ac Nerd

stix489
12-13-2007, 03:19 AM
UnForgiven...I just want to know why exactly he's a nerd? Why Scythe?

ALL your posts have been about you declaring that Scythe is a nerd...but...WHY?

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

ScytheOfGrim
12-13-2007, 03:23 AM
It's because he loves me...

He won't rest until I reply... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

I love you too.

Now shut up.

UnForgiven
12-13-2007, 03:25 AM
U also shut up, lol

ScytheOfGrim
12-13-2007, 03:28 AM
I was right, wasn't I? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

UnForgiven
12-13-2007, 03:29 AM
I swear ur a geek

ScytheOfGrim
12-13-2007, 03:31 AM
Who says I report the 14, soon to 15, posts of abuse? xD

UnForgiven
12-13-2007, 03:32 AM
ur a geek

stix489
12-13-2007, 03:33 AM
Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
Who says I report the 14, soon to 15, posts of abuse? xD

I DO I DO!

ScytheOfGrim
12-13-2007, 03:34 AM
Oooh!!!

16! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

UnForgiven
12-13-2007, 03:36 AM
ur an idiot

ScytheOfGrim
12-13-2007, 03:39 AM
xD

Takes one to know one.
And if it takes one to name another, how can we be sure that the named one actually is? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Let me translate that for you you illiterate tea kettle.

u R dUmm

stix489
12-13-2007, 03:40 AM
And you're a troubled neglected child. What's your point? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

UnForgiven
12-13-2007, 03:42 AM
Ur stupid

stix489
12-13-2007, 03:43 AM
And you're a troubled neglected child. What's your point?

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Lazybeans
12-13-2007, 02:39 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1241.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

SPAMFEST.

SpyderNynja
12-13-2007, 08:48 PM
http://homepage.mac.com/demonhood/banhammer2.jpg

BANHAMMERS! GETCHYA BANHAMMERS! STEP RIGHT UP FOLKS! GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT!

dirtybird21
12-13-2007, 09:09 PM
Wtf is goin on...

devilinblue22
12-15-2007, 12:45 AM
i walked around assasinating everyone in the castle courtyard in acre there were like 50 bodies all layin just inside of the gate one guard walks past like half of the bodies kneels down beside the body of the only dead guard and declares i think we have a murderer i snicker then monk walk up and assasinate him then the npcs begin to reset