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XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 11:51 PM
Hi

I female and live in the Great Country Russia. Please forgive
not so good English. I look for husband here. This o.k.?

I want to come to America and fly this sim and wonder if you be kind to teach me?

I have very big chest and nice sexy voice. I want to sex up this sim as we say in Russia. How to do this? Maybe sex you up to naughty boy.

I great female pilot of this sim. I can fly all planes sometimes.

I want to play with you, yes?

Thank you as they say western there.

My name is Connie from Mother Russia

XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 11:51 PM
Hi

I female and live in the Great Country Russia. Please forgive
not so good English. I look for husband here. This o.k.?

I want to come to America and fly this sim and wonder if you be kind to teach me?

I have very big chest and nice sexy voice. I want to sex up this sim as we say in Russia. How to do this? Maybe sex you up to naughty boy.

I great female pilot of this sim. I can fly all planes sometimes.

I want to play with you, yes?

Thank you as they say western there.

My name is Connie from Mother Russia

XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 11:53 PM
Check yer PM... Maybe we can talk (dont tell my wife though or I wont be waking up anytime soon)/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 11:53 PM
i think RBJ has a new alias......



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XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 11:53 PM
I like your new alias, Ray.

EDIT: D'oh! Bob beat me to it by seconds!

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XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 11:55 PM
AWW, MOM, I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THINGS LIKE THIS!

XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 11:56 PM
IBTL? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 11:57 PM
connie lingus cannot be a real name!

- just say it quickly and you know what i mean, and if shes russian lingus aint a russian surname

-if u are a real person, im sorry!!

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XyZspineZyX
07-23-2003, 11:59 PM
I love this thread.

MODS! Don't you dare lock it.

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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 12:00 AM
w00t I'm gonna get laid this year after all/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 12:01 AM
IBTLick /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 12:04 AM
SmokeJaguar wrote:
- w00t I'm gonna get laid this year after all/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif


"Get laid"???

"degustibus non disputandum"

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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 12:04 AM
I was just thinking. HD is back in town../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 12:06 AM
I think Connie Lingus is Ivana Humpalot's sister, no?

Is this a good time for KNOCKNOCKER to make his grand entrance from Guam? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif



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Hunter82
07-24-2003, 12:09 AM
a cunning linguist?

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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 12:10 AM
Dexmeister wrote:
- Is this a good time for KNOCKNOCKER to make his
- grand entrance from Guam?


LOL/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


"degustibus non disputandum"

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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 12:44 AM
Shevana Suckadicck and her cousin Monica Suckadicck welcome you to IL-2 Forgotten Battles and give you a Presidential salute /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 01:13 AM
Hi Connie,

Here's a picture of me and my brother. I'm the handsome one...


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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 01:18 AM
Bun Bun,

Proof that cloning failed.

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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 01:19 AM
Funny this thread pops up about the time they mention The Patch may be Delayed...again. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif Keeping the natives pacified.

XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 01:28 AM
Connie, when you come to the U.S., I'd like you to meet a friend of mine, Phil Lacio.

XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 01:34 AM
JV44Rall wrote:
- Connie, when you come to the U.S., I'd like you to
- meet a friend of mine, Phil Lacio.
-

I think that the Suckadicck cousins would like to meet Phil Lacio when they return from their vacation this week. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif



Message Edited on 07/23/0305:35PM by UCLANUPE

XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 01:43 AM
Any wonder why no one takes this forum seriously?

Between krap like RBJ and this, why would anyone from UBI even look at this board?

XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 01:45 AM
Hedus wrote:
- Any wonder why no one takes this forum seriously?
-
- Between krap like RBJ and this, why would anyone
- from UBI even look at this board?
-

Lighten up a bit mate. I mean we are just having some very silly fun taking a break from our usual flames and personal attacks /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif


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Message Edited on 07/23/0305:46PM by UCLANUPE

XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 01:49 AM
Hedus

You must lead a stuffy boring life. Lighten up some.

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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 01:49 AM
Hedus, what war were you in when you got your sense of humor shot off?

Must have been painful as hell.

XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 01:57 AM
Bun-Bun1953 that is proof that you should not become one with a lawn dart/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 01:59 AM
Hedus wrote:
- Any wonder why no one takes this forum seriously?
-
- Between krap like RBJ and this, why would anyone
- from UBI even look at this board?
-
-

My god yer right... OH MY GOD YER RIGHT>>> THIS BOARD SuX0rs THE PHAT ONE. YER ALL CORRUPTING SCUM AND YE SHALL ALL BURN IN THE FIERY GATES OF HELL FOR YER NIMTARDNESS.

Thank you for showing me the way. I was lost and you shone me a light/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Not really but WTF?

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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 02:02 AM
It would have been funny had it been original, or if so many threads here weren't off topic already.

I have a great sense of humor. A great sense of humor also lets you know when stuff isn't all that funny.

XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 02:07 AM
Hedus

Your idea of fun is going to a comedy club, and ragging on the comedians.

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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 02:07 AM
Hedus wrote:
- It would have been funny had it been original, or if
- so many threads here weren't off topic already.
-
- I have a great sense of humor. A great sense of
- humor also lets you know when stuff isn't all that
- funny.
-
-

I have mastered the art of laughing at things that are not funny... Wait I ment to think it not say it/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 02:21 AM
Hedus is right, let's get back on topic and do something that is REALLY fun.

So, who here thinks the Hurricane climbs too fast?

Does anybody else find the .50's underpowered? I wonder if they could stop a Tiger tank?


Wow! This is a BLAST!



Disclaimer: Anybody who replies seriously to my questions will be introduced to SJ's rusty nail encrusted baseball bat, and we know what he likes to do with that.



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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 02:40 AM
kyrule2 wrote:
- Hedus is right, let's get back on topic and do
- something that is REALLY fun.
-
- So, who here thinks the Hurricane climbs too fast?
-
- Does anybody else find the .50's underpowered? I
- wonder if they could stop a Tiger tank?
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-
- Wow! This is a BLAST!
-

I wonder if Connie would be interested in the forward view from a FW-190...

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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 02:48 AM
Connie and all his/her friends along with all the afore mentioned celebs and postees are invited to my outdoor Twister/FB lawn/lan party to have some fun. The carpet is clean and the yard mowed.

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07-24-2003, 03:15 AM
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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 03:49 AM
I not so sure about this place. I want big sexy man with big
muscle. I also like man who can pilot a stick good with this game. I want to come to America and have nice time and play. This is not much to ask yes?

Love Connie

XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 03:50 AM
ConnieLingus wrote:
- I not so sure about this place. I want big sexy man
- with big
- muscle. I also like man who can pilot a stick good
- with this game. I want to come to America and have
- nice time and play. This is not much to ask yes?
-
- Love Connie
-
-

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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 03:51 AM
Come on over Connie. We'll fix you up.

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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 03:52 AM
Ok Oleg, the game is up. Back to work! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif



Be seeing you.

XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 03:59 AM
IBTL *coughcouhshamelesspaddingofpostscountcooughough*

XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 04:02 AM
RBJ is desperate.

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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 04:07 AM
Hisailorcomehereoftenbuymeadrink?

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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 05:40 AM
BuzzU wrote:
- Come on over Connie. We'll fix you up.
-
- Da Buzz

Remember Buzz, you're spoken for.


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XyZspineZyX
07-24-2003, 06:12 AM
Alotta F a g i n a?

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07-24-2003, 06:20 AM
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