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GH_Klingstroem
07-09-2007, 09:47 AM
European English:
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali *** tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

danjama
07-09-2007, 09:54 AM
its still funny http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Cajun76
07-09-2007, 09:56 AM
Ve av vayz of makink you tok!

Blood_Splat
07-09-2007, 09:57 AM
HaHa http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

ElSjonnie
07-09-2007, 09:59 AM
haha http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Brain32
07-09-2007, 10:21 AM
Hehe this is good stuff http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

SeaFireLIV
07-09-2007, 10:24 AM
LOL That`s qvite a classik! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

LStarosta
07-09-2007, 10:33 AM
Originally posted by SeaFireLIV:
LOL That`s qvite a classik! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

n0b lern tu spel.

Divine-Wind
07-09-2007, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by Cajun76:
Ve av vayz of makink you tok!
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

BillyTheKid_22
07-09-2007, 05:48 PM
Ich bin Lachen!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Choctaw111
07-10-2007, 05:04 AM
That is hilarious!!!!!

Jediteo
07-10-2007, 10:34 AM
We have had that story on our bulletin board at our school for 2 years now, a funny guy in my class put it up there after reading it to us in class. Really funny story

BSS_Sniper
07-10-2007, 11:16 AM
lmfaorolf http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Foo.bar
07-10-2007, 12:19 PM
Brits are in the EU? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif


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Bremspropeller
07-10-2007, 12:39 PM
Try to pronounce "Achtung". Thanks http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Jaste07
07-10-2007, 01:11 PM
I vot zat zis is ze nu ofishal forum spek.

Hoatee
07-10-2007, 01:19 PM
This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

This'll probably fall under the description 'sayfer fetishme'.

nsteense
07-11-2007, 12:22 AM
Saw this already years ago in a colum written by Jeremy Clarkson