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SkyChimp
03-30-2005, 06:32 AM
INCREDIBLE NEWS!!!! From the North Korean Central News Agency:


New Nerve Activator Developed in DPRK
Pyongyang, March 28 (KCNA) -- Nervous diseases are no longer incurable, said Dr. Sim Yong Hwan in an interview with KCNA after developing a new nerve activator Huimang (hope). He has led a research group of the Korea Chilmyong Trading Corporation (Fax:850-2-3814593) in Pyongyang.
Huimang is a natural health drinking water. Its main ingredients are substances extracted from kelp and rare medicinal herbs growing in Mt. Myohyang and the northern mountainous areas of the country, and essential amino acid.
It is multi-nerve activator for the central, peripheral, sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous systems. It doubles the crossing speed of sympathetic and parasympathetic nerves and promotes rejuvenation and normalization of all the nerve cells. It, therefore, is efficacious for all nervous diseases including neuroparalysis and neurological disorder.
It simply removes affection by geomagnetism and computer and mental and physical stress and prevents various kinds of cancers. It also decreases the number of pulses by more than ten per minute to extend the life of the heart and extends the wobbling width by 5-10 years.
It kills the pain of neuralgia within three days, 10-20 minutes at maximum and takes 7-10 days to completely recover from the disease. It has cured those patients who had suffered from infantile paralysis for 26 years, auditory disorder for 12 years, aphasia caused by cerebral thrombosis for 15 years, quadriplegia for 17 years and cerebral concussion for 15 years.
Dr. Sim added that the activator would be potent for the treatment of AIDS patients and drug addicts.
The demand of the nerve activator, with no side-effect, is on an increase at home and abroad.

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Is there anything those guys can't cure?

VW-IceFire
03-30-2005, 06:57 AM
No...which is why that sounds very suspicious. Few drugs or natural substitutes do everything for everyone.

The reason there's so many drugs on the NA market is because they don't all work for all people.

Bearcat99
03-30-2005, 07:27 AM
Can it cure Patchonoma? Patchisteria? Patchinosis? or Patchpsychosis? I DONT THINK SO!!!!!!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

CAPT_COTTON
03-30-2005, 07:34 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif
geomagnetism http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif and computer http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif are two words in the above sent my eye brows up sooo fast Ruby called 911 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

HeinzBar
03-30-2005, 10:06 AM
S!,
More likely another false claim of homeopathic medicine. I'm honestly surprised it didn't match itself against rhino horn or tiger whiskers in providing an increase in libido! The lack of education is these so-called 'developed countries' is appalling. Being a wildlife biologist, it breaks my heart knowing the destruction that these myths cause to the natural world. I'm sure it will turn out to be another case of environmental rape.

HB

Arcadeace_
03-30-2005, 10:41 AM
No doubt Kim Jong Il has not shared in it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

Or maybe he has?

BaldieJr
03-30-2005, 10:55 AM
Yeah, but can it get me high?

LeadSpitter_
03-30-2005, 02:16 PM
seaweed water, kelp and water.

Saburo_0
03-30-2005, 02:38 PM
Well I wouldn't call North Korea a Developed Country. Probably part of a campaign to convince people that water with a little seaweed is a complete & healthy diet.

Sad, really.

p1ngu666
03-30-2005, 05:41 PM
seaweed, assuming its not polluted, is probably healthier than maccy D's http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

its probably something similer to red bull, with boasted claims

baldie, if it was true and u drank too much u would probably get hypersenitive senses, and may see and hear stuff

BBB_Hyperion
03-30-2005, 06:43 PM
After some of your last posts i am not sure if you maybe got some of that already skychimp http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif .

Anyway it seems to be a wondermedic all in 1 solution and that from north korea very suspicious except for that fact that they really may have needed such medic effect to calm down all the nervous people.