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AltairBear
10-17-2006, 03:13 PM
Alright, im starting this thread so you can ask everyone a questions. What will happen if ____?

It has to do with Assassins Creed and you must first answer the poster above you's "What would happen" then you can ask your own. You dont have to know what REALLY would happen. You can say what you think would happen, or joke around what would happen.

Ex: "what would happen if you push an old man for an hour?"
"He'd probably eventually just die, or call his lawyer"
then you get to ask a question.

I'll start it off:

What would happen if you dont get off of the horse and just ride to your assassination target?

Thisgamecouldbe
10-17-2006, 03:23 PM
They will blame the horse for the assassination.

What would happen if you kill a random person in the game?

AltairBear
10-17-2006, 03:50 PM
a:
Hmm, I dont even know if you can. I was wondering that. But I think the mission would be forfieted and you'd have to escape without completing it.

q:
What would happen if after you assassinate your target you just hide on the roof tops forever. And if a guard climbs up there you just jump to the next roof? =P

ashishgurung
10-17-2006, 03:51 PM
Crowd will grab you or run after you.

What happens if you jump from houses into a group of people ??<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Thisgamecouldbe
10-17-2006, 04:00 PM
They either invite you to their party or kill you.



What if you have all the crowd in your side and you do your assassination in fron of everyone?

Pepedou
10-17-2006, 04:53 PM
They would congratulate you and carry you home on their arms. Now seriously I don't think that's possible because not all the people have side missions for you to make, so obviously they won't be on your side. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
What would happen if you just stared to your victim right in front of him/her?

quicksilver_502
10-19-2006, 10:34 AM
theyed stab you

what would happen if i took a guard hostage and walked out past loads of guards

Thisgamecouldbe
10-19-2006, 11:12 AM
They wouldn't care much for their comrade and kill him to along with you.



What would happen if you try to reach your target with your sword in your hand?

Fates.Dark.Hand
10-19-2006, 11:35 AM
The gaurds would have a sissy fit and have an emotional break down and sue the king for placing them in the wrong type of work placement with the conditions they hold, therefor taxes would rise and then when people can't afford the new taxes they will rise up and start a war against the king untill no one is left standing and socitey as we know is breaks down at the foundations

What would happen if your switch blade breaks on the job??<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Thisgamecouldbe
10-19-2006, 12:17 PM
The gaurds would have a sissy fit and have an emotional break down and sue the king for placing them in the wrong type of work placement with the conditions they hold, therefor taxes would rise and then when people can't afford the new taxes they will rise up and start a war against the king untill no one is left standing and socitey as we know is breaks down at the foundations


*ROFL!*


Altair would start swearing and the victim would die of a heart attack instead...


What would happen if someone assassinated Altair?

cheezeman1983
10-19-2006, 12:30 PM
Beacuse your a member of Hashashin, the only assassination guild, you can't get assassinated.
That would lead to a hunting for the assassinator.

What would happen if your horse gets killed by the guards?

Erilith
10-19-2006, 12:47 PM
A: You ride out on a citizen piggy back style!

Q: What would happen if you got the farts during an infiltration mission?

Fates.Dark.Hand
10-19-2006, 01:16 PM
Then we would all Re-Live the classic Lenny Henry Episodes! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif ahh good old days!

what would happen if you saw Altiar walking down the street? <div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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killerassassind
10-19-2006, 02:51 PM
I'd run because I think he would assassinate me



What would happen if altair kills a bad assassin

chewie1890
10-19-2006, 03:33 PM
Then he would eat him and there would be much rejoicing.

What would happen if you beat up the lady in the lab coat when you woke up from the memory?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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KnightTemplar45
10-19-2006, 03:35 PM
The gates of hell would open and swallow you whole.


What would happen if Altair forget to put on his pants when he went out?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

"Veritas vos liberabit"

Fates.Dark.Hand
10-19-2006, 03:40 PM
LOL!

Then he wouldnt get much help with the preists http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif put it that way...

What if Altair had a terrible fear of cheese cake?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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KnightTemplar45
10-19-2006, 03:44 PM
the guards wouldn't wear armor, but smear cheese cake all over themselves.


what would happen if a guard jumped in front of you and yelled "BOOO!!!"?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

"Veritas vos liberabit"

kew414
10-19-2006, 03:57 PM
Well, you can rather press the head button to scream your lungs out or press the legs button to kick him in the crotch http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

What would happen if Altiar jumped off a 38.5 story building onto a small haystack?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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chewie1890
10-19-2006, 04:01 PM
He'd be struck down and would come back even mightier than before.

What would happen if he accidentally tripped and he fell and landed on like a bolt or one of his throwing daggers?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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moobz
10-19-2006, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by ashishgurung:
Crowd will grab you or run after you.

What happens if you jump from houses into a group of people ??

well they can get out of the way and let you smack your face on the ground
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KnightTemplar45
10-19-2006, 06:25 PM
BOOO, Moobz didn't ask a question. I'll answer Chewie's. Altair would simply cough and the daggers would disappear.



What would happen if Altair jumped towards his target to assassinate him, but his target stepped out of the way?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

"Veritas vos liberabit"

SHADOWRIDERJP
10-19-2006, 06:51 PM
A = he would fall break his neck and the guards would stab him to see if hes dead

Q = what would happen if Altiar fell off his horse into a lake

killerassassind
10-19-2006, 07:08 PM
he would die

ArgonAsimov
10-19-2006, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by SHADOWRIDERJP:
Q = what would happen if Altiar fell off his horse into a lake

A: Altair wouldn't get wet, the water would get Altair

Q: What if some random person from the crowd rushed up and killed the target right before Altair got there?

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chewie1890
10-19-2006, 08:47 PM
Altair would play it off as if it was his intent for that too happen.

What would happen if Altair was somehow taken out of the memory and into the present day?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Fates.Dark.Hand
10-20-2006, 11:51 AM
I think that is whats gonna happen, some sort of glitch and Altair runs around real life http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

But more to the point it would be awesome and make the game super duper funky http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

What if the system glitched up and Altair was traped in a Packman Game?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Thisgamecouldbe
10-20-2006, 12:31 PM
He would assassinate the ghosties that trie to catch you and end up in a PoP game.....

What would happen after that?

quicksilver_502
10-20-2006, 12:42 PM
A:altair and the prince would have a duel

q:who'd win?

Thisgamecouldbe
10-20-2006, 12:46 PM
The prince would cheat using his time travel mistic weapons, but before that there would be another glitch and Altair would end up in the Island of LOST....

What would happen then?

chewie1890
10-20-2006, 01:37 PM
Rating for Lost would soar, and they would all find out the magical beasty thing on the island is Altair and not some black fog thingy.

Would Altair be a good beast/magic ruler of the island Lost is placed on?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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glock2006
10-21-2006, 01:16 AM
he would get up and stab the nearest citizen for not breaking his fall. at least thats what I would do http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

kew414
10-21-2006, 02:47 AM
Originally posted by chewie1890:
Would Altair be a good beast/magic ruler of the island Lost is placed on?
Yes, he is a great magician (he can pull rabbits out of his hood http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)

What would you do if you witnessed Altiar assassinate your best friend! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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fatefulshadow
10-21-2006, 03:28 AM
Laugh and give him a high five, then stop laughing and run http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

What would happen if Altair and Link faced off?

quicksilver_502
10-21-2006, 05:59 AM
A:altair would knock link down then stamp on his neck

Q:what would happen if altair entered a ballroom dancing competition

Fates.Dark.Hand
10-21-2006, 07:04 AM
He would win. and become the first ballroom dancer with a deadly side.

What if Altair became a rapper with snoop-dogg?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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entropy777
10-21-2006, 07:51 AM
<span class="ev_code_GREY">What would happen if everyone on these forums did something relevant with their time instead of sitting infront of our computers discussing game-characters and their chances at winning ballroom dancing competitions and magic islands?</span><div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Fates.Dark.Hand
10-21-2006, 08:52 AM
Then we'd be as borring and as unhappy as you

What would happen if Entropy777 actualy smiled once in a while and had a laugh?
<sub>The forums would be a better place?</sub> http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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cheezeman1983
10-22-2006, 08:37 AM
A: He'd probobly break something in his face http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Q: What would happen if Altair gets discoverd beside a unclimbleble wall and his sword brokes when he tries to draw it out of the holder?

killerassassind
10-22-2006, 09:46 AM
he would throw a dagger into the guys neck and run.


What would happen if happen if altair is on top of a buliding and the gurds surround him and thers no way out?

chewie1890
10-22-2006, 11:23 AM
He would roundhouse kick them in the face.

What would happen if Altair was a present day assassin?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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adio540
10-22-2006, 06:44 PM
He'd pull out his sniper and start killing people.

WHat if Altair's only weapon was a grape?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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zgubilici
10-22-2006, 09:52 PM
A: He would stuff the grape in his victim's throat and made the victim choke to death http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Q: What would happen if Altair is accidentally sent back into someone else's memory (like Robin Hood http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif) and not one of his ancestors?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">


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Fates.Dark.Hand
10-23-2006, 11:49 AM
Muwahahahhahaha! now we know the true secret behind Assassins Creed! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif...i mean...Then he'd live it up like its 1965! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

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What would Altair do if he got Punk'd?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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FableB
10-23-2006, 02:26 PM
A:
Assassinate the show's director. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Q:
What would happen if Altair strips in public? And it turns out the ring finger is not the only thing he sacrificed? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Maximus1170
10-23-2006, 02:44 PM
Nice.
A: If he strips in public, he's just sacrificed his dignity.
Q: What would happen if Altiar replaced CJ in GTA?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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cheezeman1983
10-24-2006, 08:46 AM
A: It whould be a whole new game.

Q: What would happen if Altair "accedently" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif killed a frendly Monk (or whatever they're called) during an assassination?

quicksilver_502
10-30-2006, 10:20 AM
a:theyd curse him and throw holy water at him

q:what would happen if altair had disguised himself as a clown to kill someone when another none-target asked him to ride a loop the loop slide on a tiny bicycle?

KnightTemplar45
10-30-2006, 06:46 PM
A: Altair would crumple to the floor in the fetal position and cry.

Q: what would happen if Altair mooned one of his targets?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

"Veritas vos liberabit"

quicksilver_502
10-31-2006, 09:10 AM
A:he'd get an arrow in an uncomfatable place http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Q:what would happen if altair had to assassinate michael jackson(who had gone back in time)

Fates.Dark.Hand
10-31-2006, 12:09 PM
Then altair would be a SMOOTH CRIMINAL *music hits* http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

What would happen if Altair turned into Michael Jackson?

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cheezeman1983
11-01-2006, 03:37 AM
A: He would assassinste himself insted of his target (see two steps above).

Q: What would happen if he assassinated the wrong guy?

Nuke_The_Whales
11-01-2006, 09:41 AM
A: He would have to escape, and wait for all the comotion to die down, then try again.

Q: What would happen if you just stood ontop of a roof, shot your target with the crossbow, and just leaped over the city wall?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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quicksilver_502
11-01-2006, 11:21 AM
Q: http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif he'd be the greatest assassin in the world but might fall to his messy death

A:what would happen if a freak time vortex turned up and made altair seven and put him in a primary school?

jesus-toast
11-01-2006, 12:42 PM
A. he would be the *** kick-en-est kid on the playground http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Q. what if altair became a muscian...with a dark side?

entropy777
11-01-2006, 04:16 PM
<span class="ev_code_GREY">A: He'd write a Nocturne.

Q: What would happen if Altair was trapped in Bedlam?</span><div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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OH_DragonBoy
11-02-2006, 08:58 AM
A: Well...he's climb his way out or kill his way out. From a distance of course.

Q: What if Altair was a Vampire?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Archanai
11-03-2006, 06:30 PM
A: He'd have the perfect job.

Q: What if Altair, when about to use his hand-dagger-thing, used the wrong hand and slapped his target?

theSpyGuy150
11-04-2006, 07:59 PM
His target would slap him back.

What would happen if Altair went on Big Brother.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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quicksilver_502
11-05-2006, 03:25 AM
A: http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gifhe'd have killed every contestant in the horribly painful way they deserve and then hunt Big Brother down, kill him and take over.
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Q:what would happen if altair spilled some weird chemical on himself and shrunk to 3 feet?

theSpyGuy150
11-05-2006, 10:43 PM
He would try to use the crowd to get to his target but he would stand out because he is tiny and the guard would catch him. But instead of arresting him they would keep him him as a pet and show him off to everyone. Then he would try to escape but his short arms would make him unable to climb up to the window and get out. Then the guards would tie him down to stop him from escaping and he would live out the rest of his life as a midgit tied down in a guard's house having everyone laugh at him.

What would happen if Altair was trying to make his way over to a target but the only living things around he could blend in with were ants.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Archanai
11-06-2006, 11:45 AM
They'd see him, then get frightened and shoot at him (with bows, obviously). He wouldn't die though because it's Altair (hehe) and he's way too awesome to die, so he'd kill them anyhow.

What would happen if Altair missed the haystack?

xfromtheshadows
11-10-2006, 02:18 PM
His mom would be there to catch him.

What would happen if Altair jumped off the bell tower and onto the king?

UnaUuru
11-10-2006, 10:30 PM
The king would die of shock. His final breath would smell like strawberries.

What would happen if Altair went barefoot all the time?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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quicksilver_502
11-11-2006, 04:27 AM
A: he'd be vicously attacked by all shoe makers but would ****hter them and cause the shoe trade to crumble. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Q: what would happen if altair became a hippy?

Konzerbk
11-12-2006, 12:34 PM
Altair would sell his horse and longsword and go buy a van, some weed and a Jimmi Hendrix CD.


Q: What would happen if Altair was confronted with the Cat in the Hat

quicksilver_502
11-13-2006, 08:53 AM
A: stab him halfway through his song and steal his magical hat to kill easier.

Q:what would happen if altair became one of the scooby-doo gang?

quicksilver_502
11-16-2006, 11:03 AM
HELLOOOOOO http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

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11-16-2006, 11:21 AM
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BlazeItBlair
11-20-2006, 08:18 PM
A: He would shag the red head, then kill them all because they figured out that all the murders were committed by Altair

Q:what would happen if zgubililci bumped his own thread into Altairs crotch? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

"Pfft ive hacked into the Armys stuff before, The Army is so n00b."

likeitsme
11-20-2006, 10:27 PM
'He' would come over and tell you that he's actually a WOMAN and ban you to kingdom come... or in this case, Jerusalem http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

... or maybe she'll just use the power she has too annoy you now and then http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Q: What would happen if Altair had a Coke with lots of sugar?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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<sub><span class="ev_code_red">The Forum's Official Insidious Muffin Man ę Alex 2006. All rights reserved.</span>
<span class="ev_code_blue">? One of us is gonna die young... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif</span></sub>

XazperDK
11-21-2006, 02:06 AM
A: Altair wouldnt need to climp up the walls.. he would simply run straight up matrix-mode and kill all the bad guys and still come home before the other assassins in the clan ate all the muffins http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

Q: What would happen, if Altair was visited by an angel?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

The world has already come to the end.. We just haven't been notified yet!

thatonedude1
11-21-2006, 03:53 PM
he would assassinate the angel and cause the god and or gods to go berserk and trip on a large inconsideratly placed coffee table and land on 1 butt cheak causing the Meteor Crater. and thats how it relates to the futre.

Q: what if altair was accually a breakdancing zombie?

dragon_802
11-21-2006, 04:06 PM
He'd breakdance.

What if Altair quit the Hashasan(or however you spell it)?

BlazeItBlair
11-21-2006, 07:06 PM
They would be very very angry with him and they would write an angry letter to him telling him how angry they are.

What would happen if Altair had a cry because he had to download another 500mb+ patch for BF2?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

"Pfft ive hacked into the Armys stuff before, The Army is so n00b."

dragon_802
11-22-2006, 08:50 AM
He would start to download it and he'd get mad because it is taking so long so he would hop on a plane over to Microsoft's headquarters, assassinate Bill Gates, and when he came back home the download was fininshed and he was happy.

What if you were Altair?

thatonedude1
11-22-2006, 07:12 PM
i would erase the drycleaners number from my phone.

Q: what would you do for a klondike bar?

quicksilver_502
11-24-2006, 01:22 PM
A: i would do dreadful things! dreadful things! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gif



Q:what would happen if altair released a keep fit video http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

BlazeItBlair
11-25-2006, 05:03 PM
it would contain subliminal messages either 1. to join the hashashins or 2. telling his target to go somewhere by hypnotising him so altair can kill him.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

"Pfft ive hacked into the Armys stuff before, The Army is so n00b."

dragon_802
11-25-2006, 06:28 PM
What if Altair's wife was smoking hot?

klubbogdupp
11-27-2006, 04:21 PM
A: Duh! He would assassinate her, of course!
Q: What would happen if Altairs wife came over to my house for coffee?

quicksilver_502
11-28-2006, 12:17 PM
A: altair would get jealous and kill you
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gif


Q:what would happen if Altair became the main character in TES: oblivion?

klubbogdupp
11-28-2006, 02:49 PM
We would get a VERY hard time with the main quest. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gif

Q: What if Altair was going to assassinate someone, then noticed it was a really hot chic?

Agent_Alpha
11-28-2006, 04:46 PM
A: He would bang her, then kill her, and everyone who has had sex with her before him, because how DARE they have sex with a girl that Altair was going to have sex with later!!!

Q: What if Altair and Garret (of the Thief series) joined forces?

malbum
11-28-2006, 07:31 PM
altair would kill him for thinking that he can be on his team.

what would happen if altair didnt have his switchblade?

Agent_Alpha
11-28-2006, 07:42 PM
A: He'd invent it

Q: What if they gave Altair a sniper rifle?

theSpyGuy150
11-29-2006, 01:21 AM
A. He try to shoot his target, but the rifle would jam and he'd throw it at his target and since he is really strong the rifle would hit his target on the head and kill him.

Q. What would happen if Altair joined the army?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/sf/type/2/angelqueen.png (http://profile.xfire.com/angelqueen)

BigRedCominAtcha
11-29-2006, 01:57 AM
hed torture people

what would happen if altair was into men?lol

quicksilver_502
11-30-2006, 11:10 AM
A:he'd kill people then watch a musical(me love stereotypes) http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif


Q:what would happen if altair released a perfume? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

Spblob
11-30-2006, 09:57 PM
He would try to seduce his victims with it and when they bend over to smell it he would stab them in the eye.


What would happen if the guards had 1,000lbs of armour and Altair's only attack was to throw a shoe?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

(\__/)
(O.o )
(> < )...because he told me to.......world domination!!

Agent_Alpha
12-01-2006, 11:11 AM
he would devise some kind of shoe bomb out of the leather in his shoe, a piece of straw, duct tape (obviously) and his footsweat. He would then shove it up the *** of the guard in question and run off snickering.

What would happen if Altair stabbed a guy in the face with his wrist dagger, and it got stuck in his skull?

munkyman101
12-01-2006, 11:34 AM
A: He would not be able to stab people with it anymore, he would just beat them with his newly evolved weapon the wrist skull.

Q: What would happen if Altair had an epiphany and realised that killing was wrong?

Agent_Alpha
12-01-2006, 11:36 AM
A: He would devote his life to killing murderers

Q: What if elementary-school age Altair was teased by a bully near the swings?

munkyman101
12-01-2006, 01:07 PM
A: He wud hang the bully by the chains of the swing.

Q: What would happen is Altair lost a leg?

theSpyGuy150
12-02-2006, 09:35 PM
He would get a prosthetic arm where his leg was so he could climb better.

What would happen if they cut off Altair's head and replaced it with an axe as a sacrifice to join the assassins?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/sf/type/2/angelqueen.png (http://profile.xfire.com/angelqueen)

klubbogdupp
12-03-2006, 02:24 AM
He wouldn't be popular at the football field.

What would happen if Altair saw his team lose at the local pub?

XazperDK
12-03-2006, 12:50 PM
A: Jump up, stab the TV several times with his hidden (or.. no longer hidden) switch-blade, then run like hell and hoping the pub-owner is as slow as he seems.

Q: What would happen if the developers created a multiplayer of the game, and Alta´r saw himself played by a player then suddenly discover that he is only a game charachter?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

The world has already come to the end.. We just haven't been notified yet!

Spblob
12-03-2006, 07:51 PM
He would cry for a bit, but then there will be a huge fight to the death between the players! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif


What would happen if Altair had no hands or legs?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

(\__/)
(O.o )
(> < )...because he told me to.......world domination!!

theSpyGuy150
12-04-2006, 03:05 AM
He would use his teeth to climb and he'd bite his targets and infect them and they'd die from infection. While his target is dying from infection Altair would roll away as fast as he could and blend in with a bunch of guards he'd previously dismembered.

What would happen if Agent 47 discovered time travel and traveled back in time to the third crusade and joined the hashashin.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/sf/type/2/angelqueen.png (http://profile.xfire.com/angelqueen)

MDS_Geist
12-04-2006, 07:23 AM
He would be butchered as a kafir.

What would happen if all of the people glorifying Assassins actually had a clue what they were all about?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

The Right to command is bought with Duty, the Privilege of rank is Service.

quicksilver_502
12-04-2006, 02:15 PM
A:the world would be a quieter place http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gif

Q:what would happen if altair entered the matrix? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Phreaky_McGeek
12-04-2006, 02:26 PM
If it were real the Matrix didn't exist in Altair's time http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

What would happen if you could steal corpses clothes?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b364/Phreaky_McGeek/Sig2.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v378/likeitsme/3rdbitey.gif
<span class="ev_code_PINK">Right hand man of</span> <span class="ev_code_YELLOW">Undead_Knight1,</span> <span class="ev_code_PINK">Supreme Councelor of the Magic Rainbows of Joy Society</span>

chewie1890
12-04-2006, 03:06 PM
A: It would be Hitman with new skins and weapons...

Q: What would happen if someone just broke into Ubisoft and stole every copy of the game they have for testing and just started selling it?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/8355/vgvnlq6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

MDS_Geist
12-04-2006, 06:45 PM
They would be arrested.

What would happen if Ubi decided to make this a PSP only game? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

The Right to command is bought with Duty, the Privilege of rank is Service.

kew414
12-04-2006, 08:06 PM
There would be a huge riot http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

What would happen if the game was only 4 hours long? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://www.azupload.com/displayImage.php/setid7358.png
<span class="ev_code_RED">"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."</span>

Spblob
12-04-2006, 08:52 PM
Somebody might just Die..... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif....not really: People would bury themselves alive in a pit of asphalt.

What would happen if Altair learned how to fly a hand glider?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

(\__/)
(O.o )
(> < )...because he told me to.......world domination!!

MDS_Geist
12-05-2006, 06:41 AM
Not much, since he's plunge to his death.

What would happen if people just relaxed and waited for the game?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

The Right to command is bought with Duty, the Privilege of rank is Service.

Phreaky_McGeek
12-05-2006, 08:55 AM
Nothing.

What would happen if Altair had to assassinate Samus Aran<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b364/Phreaky_McGeek/Sig2.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v378/likeitsme/3rdbitey.gif
<span class="ev_code_PINK">Right hand man of</span> <span class="ev_code_YELLOW">Undead_Knight1,</span> <span class="ev_code_PINK">Supreme Councelor of the Magic Rainbows of Joy Society</span>

Spblob
12-05-2006, 05:04 PM
He would use some sort of highly radioactive death ray to kill her.

What would happen if Altair had 2376(from the year 2856) hand gernades?... and a hoola hoop?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

(\__/)
(O.o )
(> < )...because he told me to.......world domination!!

MDS_Geist
12-06-2006, 05:59 AM
Nothing at all.

What would happen if AC was changed to an FPS?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

The Right to command is bought with Duty, the Privilege of rank is Service.

MTXteerling
12-06-2006, 08:57 AM
I would assassinate myself. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

What would happen if Altair hit his seventees and he'd have to retire.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

I'm almost, but not quite, entirely unlike normal.

quicksilver_502
12-06-2006, 12:19 PM
A:he'd go to an old peoples home but would get kicked out after killing the owner for calling him old. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Q:what would happen if altair could change shape?

Th3_Assass1n
12-07-2006, 11:48 AM
A: Every assassination would be incredibly easy, imagine an eagle landing behind the victim, turning into Alta´r, killing the victim, turning back into an eagle, and disappear.

Q: What would happen if Alta´r assassinated king Richard?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/bg/type/0/black0altair.png (http://profile.xfire.com/black0altair)

"Nothing is true, everything is permitted" -Alta´r

quicksilver_502
12-07-2006, 01:01 PM
A: some other guy would turn up http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif


Q:what would happen if was transported into the film :crouching tiger, hidden dragon? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

Spblob
12-08-2006, 03:05 PM
Then Altair could learn how to fly. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

What would happen if Altair was a suicidal ground hog with an attitude like an angry catterpiller? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

(\__/)
(O.o )
(> < )...because he told me to.......world domination!!

quicksilver_502
12-09-2006, 05:42 AM
A:all the developers would be arrested for being on some very illegal herbage!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif


Q:what would happen if altair entered a cooking competion?

lawkspower
12-11-2006, 05:06 AM
Originally posted by quicksilver_502:
A:all the developers would be arrested for being on some very illegal herbage!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif


Q:what would happen if altair entered a cooking competion?

he will make some bloodcake from the people he killed

wat wud happen if altair gets attacked by a rat??

quicksilver_502
12-11-2006, 08:56 AM
A:he'd befriend it and make it bite people to give them plague.

Q:what would happen if the devs actually released some info?

Bunnan
12-11-2006, 09:43 AM
we would all be a little bit happier

what would happen if altair got the bat mobile

IoNoobMaster
12-11-2006, 11:57 AM
He would destroy it because it's to futuristic

What woul happen if Altair had a Black cloack?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3321/sighcopyht0.jpg
http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/2/ionoobmaster.png (http://profile.xfire.com/ionoobmaster)
http://img434.imageshack.us/img434/8794/poscalnuesrbar1zk2.png (http://www.pos.team.pro/)
I doesn't mater how good you are, you can get beter.

Agent_Alpha
12-11-2006, 01:14 PM
A: Is that a black cloak, or a black ****?
If it's the cloak, he'd use it to strangle someone
if it were a black ****... he would use it to strangle someone.

Q: What score would Altair get on the ACT test?

Spblob
12-12-2006, 05:12 PM
He would make a 3 and then assassinate everyone who had a higher score than his. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

What would happen if altair worked at burger king for an angry fat costodian that carried a sword?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

(\__/)
(O.o )
(> < )...because he told me to.......world domination!!

heavydny86
12-12-2006, 09:34 PM
A: He would blend in with a crowd of monks, slip past the costodian, and assassinate his target, The Burger King!! His evil big headed burger reign is at an end.

Q: Lets say Altair just failed his re-entry test to get back into the Assassin's Creed. He went to his neighborhood bar and got totaly s**t faced. Then a drunken Chuck Norris wonders into this bar looking to pick a fight with any guy wearing a white robe. What song would be playing during their epic battle?

The_Sphinx
12-13-2006, 02:17 AM
Q: Lets say Altair just failed his re-entry test to get back into the Assassin's Creed. He went to his neighborhood bar and got totaly s**t faced. Then a drunken Chuck Norris wonders into this bar looking to pick a fight with any guy wearing a white robe. What song would be playing during their epic battle?

"Why can't we be friends"


What would happen if Altair wore nike air max?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/StephenCole_/Signature_AC3.jpg
http://nexgenwars.com/images/ps3_forum2.jpg (http://nexgenwars.com/)

Th3_Assass1n
12-13-2006, 02:14 PM
He would look like someone that doesn't fit in.


Q: What would happen if Alta´r jumped out from a big building, and then somebody removed the hay he was going to land in?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/bg/type/0/black0altair.png (http://profile.xfire.com/black0altair)

"Nothing is true, everything is permitted" -Alta´r

BlazeItBlair
12-14-2006, 05:35 AM
He would land on the ground and look at the person who moved the hay, due to unrealism.

Q: What would happen if altair was confronted by chingy?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

"Pfft ive hacked into the Armys stuff before, The Army is so n00b."

The_Sphinx
12-14-2006, 07:34 AM
A: He'd say "who the **** are you..?"


Q: What if Altair was blind an guided by the same 'senses' as Daredevil..?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/StephenCole_/Signature_AC3.jpg
http://nexgenwars.com/images/ps3_forum2.jpg (http://nexgenwars.com/)

IoNoobMaster
12-14-2006, 08:42 AM
A: the would suck
Q:What would hapen if Altair had a katan instead of that mid-evill EU sword?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3321/sighcopyht0.jpg
http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/2/ionoobmaster.png (http://profile.xfire.com/ionoobmaster)
http://img434.imageshack.us/img434/8794/poscalnuesrbar1zk2.png (http://www.pos.team.pro/)
I doesn't mater how good you are, you can get beter.

quicksilver_502
12-14-2006, 01:10 PM
A:instead of stabbing people he'd decapitate guards.

Q: what would happen if altair was a jedi?

OH_DragonBoy
12-14-2006, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by quicksilver_502:
A:instead of stabbing people he'd decapitate guards.

Q: what would happen if altair was a jedi? A: He'd be living in Canada, instead of the Holy Land.
Q: What would happen if Altair suddenly gained eight hundred pounds of lard? (going by the assumption that he manages to survive, and that his clothes do not stretch)<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://home.comcast.net/%7Ezerowing/userbar.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y296/Orlando_Hamar/ACSig2.jpg
Buy The Game Or Die. Also get Heavenly Sword - Nariko could kick Prince's ***.
http://www.coreno.info/ps3cntimg.php?src=ps3bar1.jpg&x=250&y=15&string=days&size=10 (http://www.coreno.info/?ps3countdown)

Call me either DB or Orlando. Please refrain from calling me "OH_DragonBoy"
Please excuse my English: I am from England.

Spblob
12-14-2006, 03:04 PM
He would abbruptly hire someone to lift him (some how) to a high wall over a door way where his victim is going to be. When the victim comes he will have mercenaries push him off the edge with a stick and he will land on his victim and kill him, and then laugh.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

What would happen if altair grew a beard that was as hard as an roman shield?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

(\__/)
(O.o )
(> < )...because he told me to.......world domination!!

OH_DragonBoy
12-14-2006, 03:12 PM
Chuck Norris would beat him to death, for his Beard is the ultimate Beard. Any who attempt to mimic said Beard will die.

What would happen if the person whose genetic memory is being accessed happens to be Paris Hilton?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://home.comcast.net/%7Ezerowing/userbar.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y296/Orlando_Hamar/ACSig2.jpg
Buy The Game Or Die. Also get Heavenly Sword - Nariko could kick Prince's ***.
http://www.coreno.info/ps3cntimg.php?src=ps3bar1.jpg&x=250&y=15&string=days&size=10 (http://www.coreno.info/?ps3countdown)

Call me either DB or Orlando. Please refrain from calling me "OH_DragonBoy"
Please excuse my English: I am from England.

quicksilver_502
12-15-2006, 09:08 AM
A:altair would be going on million pound shopping spree after each killing. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

Q:what would happen if it turned out altair was a women? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Th3_Assass1n
12-16-2006, 03:58 PM
A: Then she would need to shave really well.

Q: What would happen if UBISOFT didn't release Assassins Creed?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/bg/type/0/black0altair.png (http://profile.xfire.com/black0altair)

"Nothing is true, everything is permitted" -Alta´r

twistedesthetic
12-16-2006, 05:40 PM
A: Then all the die hard fans of AC will go the HQ of UBISOFT with torches and pitchforks in their hands.

Q: What would happen Altair meets assassin that is better than him and this assassin turns out to be a female?

quicksilver_502
12-18-2006, 09:19 AM
A:he'd sleep with her then kill her to get rid of the competition.

Q:what would happen if michael jackson was actually altair in disguise. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

Agent_Alpha
12-18-2006, 07:55 PM
A: I would play through the "Side Mission" at the orphanage, and then I would /wrists

Q: What music would Altair listen to on his ipod when he's going in for the kill?

twistedesthetic
12-18-2006, 08:01 PM
A: He would be listening to "Getting Away With Murder" by Papa Roach over and over.

Q: What would happen when Altair tried to pulled out his sword but it got stuck half-way as the guards in pursuit and it caused him to trip?

Agent_Alpha
12-18-2006, 09:12 PM
A: He would pull some badass triple flip and bust the sheath of his sword so that he could draw it, but it wouldn't matter, because by then, the guards heads would have exploded in sheer amazement.

Q: What video game does Altair play in his free time, and what consoles does he own?

twistedesthetic
12-18-2006, 10:37 PM
A: He would play games that has theme of assassinating people. He probably owns play station 2.

Q: What would happen when Altair jumps onto a wooden platform, which is built over a huge gap, along with the guards that are chasing him. But the wooden platform is only able to support Altair's weight?

Th3_Assass1n
12-19-2006, 06:08 AM
A: that's easy. Altair would feel that the platform was going to dall down and then jump away at the last second. He would then land, 15 meters away from the falling platform, in VERY much hay.

Q: What would happen if Alta´r started killing all the people in sight?



Why can't people write Alta´r with the ´ instead of the i<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/bg/type/0/black0altair.png (http://profile.xfire.com/black0altair)

"Nothing is true, everything is permitted" -Alta´r

quicksilver_502
12-19-2006, 12:37 PM
A:he'd be tranquilised and put in a nut house in a striaght jacket.


Q:what would happen if just after the crusades with millions dead altair pulls off his king richard disguise and say's "april fool"

KnightTemplar45
12-19-2006, 12:55 PM
A: my brain would explode.

Q: What would happen if Altair misses a jump while trying to jump from building to building?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

"Veritas vos liberabit"

blindrisu
12-19-2006, 04:18 PM
A: Kristen Bell would cry.

Q: What would happen if Altair was narcoleptic?

quicksilver_502
12-21-2006, 10:14 AM
A:he'd plunge his blade deep into his victims neck, his lifeblood gushing from the fatal wound... and then fall asleep. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Q:what would happen if altair joined the "little britain" proggramme? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

klubbogdupp
12-21-2006, 04:31 PM
A: He would be the only assassinate all the other assassins in the village!

Somebody else come up with a question, I don't have any ideas..

DukeWhite
12-21-2006, 05:29 PM
Well, since klubbogdupp didn't asked, I will only ask.

Q:What Altair wants for Christmas?

Ninjascrubs
12-21-2006, 08:42 PM
He wants an industrial sized hair dryer from having to wear a hood all day.

What would happen if Altair had to infiltrate a harem?

blindrisu
12-21-2006, 08:49 PM
A: He would send Kristen Bell.

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Q: Given the opportunity, what sort of ordinance would Altair use: 9mm, .44, .50, hollow point, cyonide filled, slug, buckshot, flechette, star-point?

quicksilver_502
12-22-2006, 09:39 AM
A:9mm cyanide filled.

Q:what would happen if altair could shoot lasers from his eyes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Maximus1170
12-22-2006, 01:47 PM
A: he'd make an appearance in a Superman film.

Q: what would happen if Altair turned out to be gay? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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chewie1890
12-22-2006, 01:51 PM
A: He'd get his own tv show, just like Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O' Donald got put on the view.

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blindrisu
12-22-2006, 02:00 PM
A: He would get a lump of coal.

Q: What would Altair have on his iPod?

quicksilver_502
12-29-2006, 12:41 PM
A: " I'm a barbie girl"

Q:what would happen if altair realised that he was so desperately lonely and went into the foetul(how do you spell) position and cried fr hours. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

blindrisu
12-29-2006, 01:02 PM
A: He'd lose his assassin's club decoder ring.

Q: What would happen if this game enrages various political and religious groups across the world? Would Ubi crack like Rockstar and take all the Haitians out?

Spblob
12-29-2006, 07:28 PM
Yes....but they will do it with all the style they have! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

What would happen if Altair slept in and missed the assassination so when he got there all the janitors cleaning up just laughed at him?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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AKdemon
12-29-2006, 11:09 PM
He would go psychopathic and slaughter all the janitors. And every other civilian for the next 2-3 miles, if they got lucky.
Or commit seppuko (hari kari).

What would Altair do is he was... G0d?

Midnight013
12-29-2006, 11:47 PM
probably pawn everyone

who would altair do if he became king of the jerusalem?

quicksilver_502
12-30-2006, 12:00 PM
A: order all his subjects who he had to kill to commit suicide. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Q:what would happen if altair had a pet hamster called snotty? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Jericho_Monster
12-31-2006, 07:56 AM
A: He would propably assassinate Snotty.
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quicksilver_502
12-31-2006, 10:03 AM
A: it would explain a lot. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif


Q:what would happen if altair had 20,000 tonnes of c4 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

Spblob
12-31-2006, 12:49 PM
He would try to assassinate someone with it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif....but had the mistaken mind to put in all of it and blew himself and the whole town to bits....then words appear before him and say: "mission over!". http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif....he presses load last and tries again...

What would happen if Altair had a heavy duty work jacket and a couple thousand chain saws?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

(\__/)
(O.o )
(> < )...because he told me to.......world domination!!

AKdemon
12-31-2006, 02:33 PM
He'd incite a revolt and cut down all the guards w/... well, a chainsaw. And an army of angry mob-like townsfold wielding chainsaws. Resident Evil 4 for the guards. Yummy.

How would Altair use a duck as a distraction?

Paryniux
12-31-2006, 11:08 PM
He'd throw the duck at his target and then they'd all laugh about how stupid assassination and killing is, which is when Altair would stab his target in the face.

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FARLEYFAN
01-01-2007, 03:16 AM
Altair would have an mp5, drive motorcycles off cliffs, the guards would be cops and it would be called Assassins Theft Horso... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif



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quicksilver_502
01-01-2007, 07:55 AM
A:he'd get those monks to walk through then all the crowd would rip them to pieces while he walked past. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif


Q:what would happen if they made an altair emoticon? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sleepzzz.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

AKdemon
01-02-2007, 04:24 PM
You'd see him, but not recognize him as a threat until he was already done w/ his kill, and then he'd slip away before anyone had a clue as to what the hell just happened.

How hardcore would it be if, during the trailer for AC, as Altair leaped and was bringin' the smack down on his target, all the action stopped and MC Hammer was all "Stop! Hammer Time"?

Agent_Alpha
01-02-2007, 04:42 PM
A: Not very hardcore at all

Q: Suppose Altair just started killing everyone he didn't like. Who would be the first person to go?

quicksilver_502
01-03-2007, 11:05 AM
A:his mother as he has some deep phsycological problems originating from his youth.


Q:what would happen if altair was the pope? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

KnightTemplar45
01-04-2007, 01:01 PM
A: A hole would open in the Earth and time and space would be sucked into it.

Q: What would happen if Altair turned out to be a spawn of Satan?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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blindrisu
01-04-2007, 01:57 PM
A. I would then write off the game's story as a loss and just try to enjoy the action elements.


Q. What would happen if Altair were let loose in the Middle East today? (apologies if this has already been asked, I'm not reading this whole thread)

quicksilver_502
01-05-2007, 11:38 AM
start killing people profiting gfrom the war but then have a heart attack because of the massive workload. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gif


Q:what would happen if altair had a part time job working in a fast food restraunt

SweetLou280man
01-06-2007, 03:52 PM
wow...this is the most worthless thread ever!! I never thought that randomness could be so ******ed. A fast food restraunt....you killed it quicksilver, you killed it. everyone clap for quicky! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

blindrisu
01-06-2007, 03:55 PM
Yeah, and the rest of us were trying so hard.

quicksilver_502
01-07-2007, 01:19 PM
must resist urge to swear at cocky little...

Michael_963
01-07-2007, 03:17 PM
I think the target might do a number of things if you ride close to him or her with a horse: they might susupect something wierd of you and might attack (if they want to be ruthless to those handicaped), they might ask why you're on a horse near them, or quickly discover that you are an Assassin and will either run for their life or call for help. But then again, it should depend mostly on the area--wheather it would be in the middle of a crowd where you can easily scare a few people with your horse and make it harder for the target to escape, or on top of a hill where you can get a little closer to the target and trip them off the hill by using the proper scary methods of a wild horse.

Liquid-Skin
01-08-2007, 02:30 AM
I LOL at this thread!

What would happen if Altair was really a woman underneath the costume?

theSpyGuy150
01-09-2007, 01:14 AM
(S)he'd take off her clothes and while everyone is busy looking at her (s)he'd stab them.

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quicksilver_502
01-09-2007, 11:10 AM
A:not much.


Q:what would happen if altair decided he'd had enough and became a guard.

Michael_963
01-09-2007, 03:56 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by KnightTemplar45:
the guards wouldn't wear armor, but smear cheese cake all over themselves.


Altair, (the assasin), would jump back, scream, and run like heck out of whatever city he's in if he's been spooked by a guard popping out of nowhere http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

SweetLou280man
01-09-2007, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by quicksilver_502:
must resist urge to swear at cocky little...

SUCK IT quicksilver http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

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01-10-2007, 12:06 AM
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cheezeman1983
01-10-2007, 11:50 AM
Originally posted by quicksilver_502:
A: altair would get jealous and kill you
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Michael_963
01-11-2007, 03:01 PM
What would happen if Altair accidently opened a door and found a nakid women in it?

Agent_Alpha
01-11-2007, 08:18 PM
He would kick his own *** because he never "Accidentally" does anything, especially something so stupid as opening a door. Then he would have sex with the naked woman, then he would decide if she would live or die. (probably die)

imparaliteelite
01-14-2007, 08:30 PM
"What would happen if Altair accidently opened a door and found a nakid women in it?"
A: He'd just say hi and walk away

Q: If Agent 47 faces off with Altair, who would win?

AKdemon
01-14-2007, 10:08 PM
Good question. That's difficult to answer. I'll let you know after AC is released and I've spent some time pwning n00bs w/ Altair.

Darth Vader vs. Altair. Could Altair really beat the guy who defines the Dark Side?

Jade_Samurai
01-15-2007, 02:58 AM
Hell YEAH, Altair IS the dark side, Veda defines it. So yes he could kill him, and Veda isn't all evil, we saw that in Ep. 6 Star Wars: everyone is happy at the end (I forgot what its called, return of the Jedi?)

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ImmortalBones
01-15-2007, 04:07 AM
A: Altair would end up throwing Holy Water on the priests. ROFLCOPTER.

Q: What if Altair assassinated the targets twin brother infront of the target?

theSpyGuy150
01-16-2007, 11:06 PM
A: His real target would say: "Oh no, you've killed... your target... the person you were sent to kill is now dead... I'm glad you didn't... accidentally... kill me... since he's your target... not me... heh heh..." And then walk away, then look over his shoulder and see Altair looking at him, and then start running screaming "Oh god, save me!" With Altair just staring at him with a confused look on his face.

Q: What would happen if the Altair in the present time guy was on this forum, reading this thread, writing down the names of whoever said something bad about him and then set out to kill them?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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quicksilver_502
01-17-2007, 10:14 AM
A:well he'd be a bit of a loserrrr ah god no ow my spine please not the knife ugh http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Q:what would happen if altair got crippling artharitus ?

morrellii02890
02-05-2007, 07:02 AM
Arthritis??!!! well he'd have to go in suicide style and wheelchair in there straped up with c4.... i mean gun powder... they have that in 11th century? anyway he'd use a wheel chair and some sneaky assasin technique writen in their creed,

What would happen if he found out he was being betrayed by his people, would he continue assasinating or go after his own people/ or wat would happen if he fell for a gorgeous woman whom he was to asassinate, such as the games producer jade Raymond.. yum http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Agent_Alpha
02-05-2007, 08:49 PM
(Oh, Lawd, I can see the Assassin's Creed Fanfics now, "Altair sheathed his sword and said to Jade Raymond, Video Game Producer, 'Why don't we go back to my secret hideout for some HOT COFFEE')

Anyways, If Altair found out he was being set up by the Hashashin, he would use his awesome Assassin skillz to lay a deadly trap, and he would not allow himself to fall in love with a gorgeous woman he was supposed to assassinate, because that would totally be against the Assassin's Creed

What weapons and techniques would Altair use if he was an assassin in modern times?

GoldenHawk442
02-06-2007, 07:41 PM
Most likely poison, silenced weapons and satelitte intel.

What would happen if Altair was using the crossbow to take down a target, but missed and instead struck a lowly Guard?

JebusJr420
02-10-2007, 02:31 PM
he wouldnt because altair never misses.

what would you do if altair walked up out of nowheres and just kneed you in the crotch?

danny.b87
02-11-2007, 08:56 AM
i would say thank you altair thank you for not killing me

what will hapen if altair kills someone of his own assassin's group?

quicksilver_502
02-12-2007, 08:45 AM
there would be amassive 10 0n 1 assassin battle in the streets!!!


what would happen if altair walked into a bar sat down and then pulled his crossbow out and shot the guy next to him then started reading the assassins newsletter?

SMSlayer
03-06-2007, 06:25 PM
his fellow collegues would follow his example

Agent_Alpha
03-06-2007, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by quicksilver_502:
what would happen if altair walked into a bar sat down and then pulled his crossbow out and shot the guy next to him then started reading the assassins newsletter?

Everyone would go about their business. He does this all the time. It's nothing new

What would happen if Altair and Big Boss (Of MGS3 fame) were both sent to kill the same guy?

Warrior-Persia
03-06-2007, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by Agent_Alpha:


What would happen if Altair and Big Boss (Of MGS3 fame) were both sent to kill the same guy?

Answer: the guy that was too be assassinated would be fuc**d.

what would happen if altair was actually Prince of persia in disguise?

FableB
03-07-2007, 05:20 PM
Answer: Farah would kick his butt for losing his marriage ring.

Question: What would happen if Altair's Mama called him for dinner in the middle of an assassination?

Dark_Assassin22
03-07-2007, 05:24 PM
He would be like.."Oh Man, 5 more minutes mom! i just slit another victims throat!"

What if Altair rode in with a car and drive-by'd everyone?

Agent_Alpha
03-07-2007, 06:23 PM
Then I would blame him for the death of Tupac

What if Altair was told to assassinate... HIMSELF?

quicksilver_502
03-08-2007, 09:32 AM
A: he'd get angry and kill the person who told him to do it but would then carry out the order and kill himself.

Q:what if altair was trying to quit his 50 a day habit and got so crazy that he attacked a 1000000 man army by himself?

akey_69
03-08-2007, 12:07 PM
what would happen if all his weapons were useless cus day broke and you ad run out of daggers could you pick up random stuff like dead rising?

xasspenx
03-08-2007, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by quicksilver_502:
A: he'd get angry and kill the person who told him to do it but would then carry out the order and kill himself.

Q:what if altair was trying to quit his 50 a day habit and got so crazy that he attacked a 1000000 man army by himself?

A:Altair would pull a matrix on the 1,000,000 men and a cool movie would come out based on Altair's war with the 1,000,000 armed solidiers and it would be awesome like 300 will be.

A: to akey; yes.

Q:Who would the boss/leader of the 1,000,000 man army be?

Agent_Alpha
03-08-2007, 04:20 PM
A: Kratos, of God of War fame

Q: What is Altairs favorite movie?

quicksilver_502
03-09-2007, 08:54 AM
A: miss congeniality. don't ask. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Q:what would happen if altair became a sushi chef?

wa_neo
03-09-2007, 11:39 AM
Q:what would happen if altair became a sushi chef?
Accidentally, He will cut off anothor of his finger and then serve the finger to the customer.

Q:What will be the altair's dying wish?

squirrels21
03-09-2007, 12:56 PM
that he completes every mission successfully and is remembered forever.

Q: What if Ubi was just ****ing with us n they never actually released the game?

akey_69
03-09-2007, 04:15 PM
then that would be a serious bummer and i would never buy another ubi game!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

Q: what would it be like on x-box live?

akey_69
03-09-2007, 04:40 PM
what would happen if you got off your hourse and left it under the gate would it get chopped in half when you are trying to escape? (if you dont know what iam on about then you need to watch the first live coverage clip)

Ebai1990
03-09-2007, 06:13 PM
A 1: There would be a fantastically exciting game of freeze tag

A 2: Altair will swear to avenge his mighty steed, invent anthrax, and mail it special delivery to "whom it may concern"

Q: What if Altair bit ears mike tyson style just before the kill?

Omar1131
03-10-2007, 01:15 AM
then the people will laugh


what would happen if altair opened his pants in front of the guards?

akey_69
03-10-2007, 06:34 AM
he would then get it chopped off so that will be 2 things he has lost and now he cant have a baby!

q: what would happen if altair found a canabis plant and smoked it?

Era2007
03-10-2007, 03:06 PM
A: He would go up to his victim and start a nice, slow conversation with him.

Q: What would happen if Altair didn't see the canabis plant and fell over it, landing on his target?

Ebai1990
03-10-2007, 04:30 PM
A: They'd be shocked and have to smoke it to calm their nerves before continuing.

Q: What would happen if altair's dad got hit by a meteor?

altairrocks
03-10-2007, 04:43 PM
He would start a life long mission to get revenge of his dad by riding his horse into every city in the world and rampadly running people over and stabbing everyone.

What would happen if Altair smashed down a church door and started to charge at the priest but just then he realized he was supposed to be in the guard barracks?

Era2007
03-10-2007, 04:56 PM
He would use his amazing powers of blending in and pretend to be a member of the congregation, failign miserably due to the massive switch blade poking out of his sleeve.

What would happen if Altair went religious and made a confession about his murderous sins to the 'preist' who is actually a spy in disguise?

Ebai1990
03-10-2007, 05:01 PM
A: Altair would smite him down and then ask for forgiveness from his dear and fluffy Lord

Q: What if Altair had diabetes?

xasspenx
03-10-2007, 05:14 PM
After every assassination, he would have to check his BGL and drink some juice!

What would happen if altair played golf?

Agent_Alpha
03-10-2007, 05:16 PM
he would procure insulin... by force... from small children

Q: What if Altair wasn't a guy at all, but instead, a 50 foot tall atomic zombie ninja robot nazi pirate dressed as a 2nd Century assassin?

Ebai1990
03-10-2007, 05:21 PM
A1: Altair would inconspicuously "forget" to shout fore, inducing a vegetative state onto his targets.

A2: Atair should seriously consider changing career tracks seeing as social stealth has no more meaning. after his first job he pretty much has "i did it" on his forehead.

Q2: what would happen if altair ate a mario mushroom and grew 3 sizes?

Agent_Alpha
03-10-2007, 05:41 PM
A: He would jump on his target, and money would fall out

Q: If Altair had a normal job, what would he do?

Ebai1990
03-10-2007, 05:44 PM
A: express himself through interpretive dance

Q: What would altair do if you threw sand in his eyes?

Agent_Alpha
03-10-2007, 07:33 PM
A: Stab you, because sand in his eyes won't deter Altair, you silly fool!

Q: What if Altair stabbed who bled all over him, then found out they had super-AIDS?

BHRedNeck
03-10-2007, 10:46 PM
A: He would die, come back to life in a more ghostly form, and countinue to kill peope with new majical powers. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

Q: What would happen if Altair repeatedly tripped while trying to escape?

xasspenx
03-11-2007, 07:31 AM
One of the other assassins would notice and he would have to stop trippin'

What would happen if Altair went to his favorite chinese buffet? What would he eat first?

danny.b87
03-11-2007, 08:22 AM
the chinese because he stared at altair to long

what would happen if altair walked in to a brothel an gets ripped off by a girl

Ebai1990
03-11-2007, 12:20 PM
A: He would rip her off... The arm from the socket.

Q: What would happen if Altair broke into an Irish jig after the assassination on the platform in the video

quicksilver_502
03-13-2007, 10:26 AM
A: everyone would tear hi to part because it is the dance of satan! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Q: what would happen if altair took up juggling to get close to a target. what would he juggle?

Ebai1990
03-13-2007, 03:07 PM
A: Port-a-potties

Q: How close would altair get juggling port-a-potties?

quicksilver_502
03-14-2007, 09:53 AM
A:very close because everyone would get out of the way if they were full.

Q:what would happen if altair got a cannon?

Ebai1990
03-14-2007, 12:27 PM
A: Poop would fly everywhere when he exploded the port-a-potties

Q: What would happen if Altair tried to blend in with a circus troupe, and had to stick his sword down his throat?

Agent_Alpha
03-14-2007, 06:43 PM
A: He would, and then he would use the acid-covered sword to take out his target

Q: What if Altair was going to stab this guy, and extended his knife to find that, instead of a knife coming out, Hillary Clinton came out

quicksilver_502
03-15-2007, 10:02 AM
A: everyone would just go WTF http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Q:what would happen if altair became a star of a sitcom?

KhaoticKollapse
03-15-2007, 10:05 AM
A: He would kill everyone and win the oscars for best Drama actor

Q: If Altar listen to music during his killings, what music would he listen to?

SMOOTHRJ1
03-15-2007, 10:41 AM
He would get crunk and go stupid wit e-40 and keak da sneak


WAt if altair broke his sword while fighting and his pants dropped??

Ebai1990
03-15-2007, 02:02 PM
Well right about here would be a perfect place for a naughty joke...

A: He would roundhouse kick the guards in the teeth chuck norris style

Q: What would happen if Altair fought Chuck Norris?

lakersman24
03-15-2007, 03:10 PM
A: Chuck Norris would so win because he is awsome.


Q: What if Altair played basketball for the lakers?

Agent_Alpha
03-15-2007, 05:35 PM
A: Kobe would **** bricks

Q: if they made a movie about AC, who should play Altair?

SMOOTHRJ1
03-15-2007, 05:49 PM
no doubt about it Samuel L. Jacksonlol(snakes on a plane hahah)

What if altair was sent to kill his biological father who was gay?

quicksilver_502
03-16-2007, 09:48 AM
A: ask him how his existence is possible and find out that his real father is... DARTH VADER!


Q: would altair win the fight between him and darth?

Ebai1990
03-16-2007, 04:05 PM
A: They wouldnt fight. Altair would bring him an inhaler and all would be well. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Q: What is Altair allergic to?

Era2007
03-16-2007, 04:45 PM
A: Horses. The horse he rides is a robot, hence the link to modernday/future times.

Q:What would happen if Altair changed his mind about assassinating a target but had been seen?

Agent_Alpha
03-16-2007, 07:31 PM
A: Then it would be time to rearrange some peoples internal organs

Q: How would Altair play Video Games (PC, 360, PS3) And I don't want to hear any "360!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE PS3 IS TEH SUCK LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!"
Give viable reasons, guys.

Illuminatus_85
03-16-2007, 08:44 PM
with his hands

What would happen if Altair was actually a woman.

Azraelo
03-16-2007, 10:08 PM
A hole would be ripped in the space-time continuum.

What would happen if Altair's hood got cut off?

Agent_Alpha
03-17-2007, 12:08 AM
A: The nearest persons head would be cut off

Q: What if Altair was assigned to kill an assassin much more badass than he? (Theoretically)

theSpyGuy150
03-17-2007, 01:08 AM
It would be the best underdog story of his generation.

Would would happen if Altair was a Terminator (from the Terminator movies)?