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Curtiss_P-6E
11-29-2005, 08:48 PM
A C-130 was en route on a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up next to him.



The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" He went into a Barrel roll, followed by a steep climb, then finished with a sonic boom when he reached the speed of sound.



The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought.



The C-130 pilot responded "that was impressive, but watch this."



The C-130 droned along for about 15 minutes then the 130 pilot came back

On and said "What did you think about that?"



The 16 pilot asked, "what did you do?"



The C-130 pilot responded "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back

poured a cup of coffee and took a plss." Any questions ??

Curtiss_P-6E
11-29-2005, 08:48 PM
A C-130 was en route on a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up next to him.



The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" He went into a Barrel roll, followed by a steep climb, then finished with a sonic boom when he reached the speed of sound.



The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought.



The C-130 pilot responded "that was impressive, but watch this."



The C-130 droned along for about 15 minutes then the 130 pilot came back

On and said "What did you think about that?"



The 16 pilot asked, "what did you do?"



The C-130 pilot responded "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back

poured a cup of coffee and took a plss." Any questions ??

lairdperkins
11-29-2005, 09:12 PM
Look Ma, No Hook (http://www.theaviationzone.com/factsheets/c130_forrestal.asp)

Reversable pitch props are nice.

jarink
11-29-2005, 09:15 PM
Reminds me of a similar, older joke:

A B-52 and an F4 Phantom are flying along. The fighter jock, being a fighter jock, decides to show off. He tears up the sky for a few minutes, then gets on the radio to the BUFF driver.

"Wadda ya think about that?"

"Not, bad, but there's something I can do that you can't top." is the reply from the behemoth.

"No way! I can out-do anything that bucket of bolts could possibly do!" says the Phantom driver.

The planes fly along for a minute, steady and slow.

"There! Beat THAT!" exclaims the mighty mud-mover.

"What? I didn't see anything." replies the fast mover.

"I just shut down two engines." is the casual reply.

polak5
11-30-2005, 12:40 AM
Hah curtis http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

polak5
11-30-2005, 12:50 AM
oh yea...

I like the joke that gunner said in memphis belle about the shot down pilot. (hope i dont butcher the joke its been a while since ive seen that movie).

An allied pilot gets shot down behind enemy lines and is captured.


When he parachutes down he brakes his arm horribly and it has to be amputated. The pilot asks if they can ship it to england. the germans say ok.


A few weeks later while trying to escape he hurts both his legs and they have to amputate. he asks again if they can ship them to england.
Germans look at him funny and say ok!.



Weeks go by and they have to amputate his other arm, and he asks again if they can ship it to england.



Finally germans stand there looking at him and say: This wee cannot do U are trying to escape!



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