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DeAdLy2323
08-05-2007, 03:26 PM
this was on another forum so i thought i would post it here. this is a direct copy and paste from there so it might be a little strange for this forum but you get the idea
(credit to caboos on the left 4 dead 411 (http://left4dead411.com) forum)

im making a forum game,

alright here is the rules

i make a wish then the next person to post says your wish has been granted then they say a negative about it, and finally make there own wish


for example

i wish that there were 100 guns in the game

next post

your wish has been granted but 75 of them are toy guns and shoot small rubber darts
i wish that the game had a huge open city

Edit: A much simpler explanation by Prometheus (thanks dude)
Just for clarification.

You have to GRANT the wish and MAKE a wish too.

Otherwise there's no chain. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

That is all.



so my wish is that i wish AC would have a demo

SmokehtheFirst
08-05-2007, 03:29 PM
Your wish is granted, but you don't meet the system requirements.

I wish I had a new guitar.

Bartek_14
08-05-2007, 03:32 PM
Granted, but you forgot how to play.


I wish I had a wish.

XBfreak_101
08-05-2007, 03:33 PM
Your wish has been granted, your wish is to wish I had a wish.

I wish that there was a hot girl in AC that you can f*ck(not jade Raymond)

DeAdLy2323
08-05-2007, 03:39 PM
granted, but she gives you aids.

i wish that i would win a contest i never entered that doesn't exist to make every involved in AC come to my house and give me the game personally

XBfreak_101
08-05-2007, 03:43 PM
Granted, but your mom answers the door and tells them to throw the game in the garbage.

I wish I could fly.

Bartek_14
08-05-2007, 03:44 PM
Granted, but you die at impact with the wall.

I wish for a fish.

AldirTheKnight
08-05-2007, 03:46 PM
granted, but you'll be shot down for flying unathorized


I wish I had all my fingers

EDIT: forget about it


"I wish for a fish"


granted, but they'll be piranhas

I wish I had all my fingers

DeAdLy2323
08-05-2007, 03:50 PM
granted, but they dont work and are useless and just take up space

i wish my pool would be 90 degrees year round (farenheit not celcius or however you spell them)

GPNM
08-05-2007, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by DeAdLy2323:
granted, but they dont work and are useless and just take up space

i wish my pool would be 90 degrees year round (farenheit not celcius or however you spell them)

Granted, but you can only drink out of year round as well.

I wish that Ubi released an announcement saying that AC is being released 3 months early.

AldirTheKnight
08-05-2007, 03:53 PM
granted, but that'll be 3 months before july 2009



I wish I could type faster

XBfreak_101
08-05-2007, 03:56 PM
Granted, but you'll be mistaken for a computer.

I wish I was in heaven.

SmokehtheFirst
08-05-2007, 03:57 PM
Granted, but you're dead. That sucks.

I wish I had a pizza.

AldirTheKnight
08-05-2007, 04:00 PM
granted, but it'll have anchovies, now THAT sucks


I wish I had a cheeseburger with no sauce...and a fanta

SmokehtheFirst
08-05-2007, 04:01 PM
Granted, but Fanta can't be any more delicious than it already is, so you're left disappointed.

I wish I had more money.

Oshikai
08-05-2007, 04:04 PM
Granted but you forgot your pin on your debit card.

I wish I had a PC that could run AC.

AldirTheKnight
08-05-2007, 04:05 PM
granted but you won't have enough money to buy any game



I wish I had FFXIII

SmokehtheFirst
08-05-2007, 04:07 PM
Granted, but Final Fantasy sucks.

I wish Scarlett Johansson was my wife.

AldirTheKnight
08-05-2007, 04:09 PM
granted but you'll have justin ***gylake visiting you too often http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif


wish I could be in hogwarts

Bartek_14
08-05-2007, 04:10 PM
Granted, but you find out Harry's gay. And you drop a soap in bathroom.


I wish no one would destroy my wish.

AldirTheKnight
08-05-2007, 04:15 PM
granted, but you don't win anything


(is ron there too?? rofl, no i'm not gay)

I wish I could date Evanna Lynch, and have a GOOD date

Bartek_14
08-05-2007, 04:18 PM
Granted, but after a date you got hit by a car.

I wish war in Iraq would stop.

DeAdLy2323
08-05-2007, 04:19 PM
wow this went to 2 pages the second i posted it WOOT FOR BOREDOM

granted, but the USA loses (wait thats not good for me either)

i wish i could fly and that my wish can never be anything except what i want it to be and i want that wish to be that i can fly (like superman not in an airplane nice try though)

AldirTheKnight
08-05-2007, 04:22 PM
granted but you live in the future and everyone can fly


I wish I knew what YUM YUM is

Phrygian15
08-05-2007, 04:48 PM
Granted, but it turned out being a secret message and some secret agents kill you for knowing it :P.

I Wish I could play guitar like John Petrucci

DeAdLy2323
08-05-2007, 04:50 PM
granted, but he breaks his fingers and now sucks, making you suck

i wish i could get a new processor for my computer



and YUM YUM is a joke me and my friend made. its a dumb way of saying sex like a little kid. (kid goes up to mom and dad doin it and goin yummmm YUMMMMM so the kid asks what YUM YUM was hehehe)

AldirTheKnight
08-05-2007, 04:59 PM
lol

granted, but you use the pc so much that it ends up burning


I wish I had a plasma TV

Sasori_x
08-05-2007, 05:00 PM
Your wish has been granted but it comes to life and steals your lunch money.

I wish for another wish.

Phrygian15
08-05-2007, 05:03 PM
Granted, but you wished for a dinosaur who eats you.

Wish for a million dollars

AldirTheKnight
08-05-2007, 05:04 PM
granted but my TV also steals your money


I wish I had all the videogames in ze world

Phrygian15
08-05-2007, 05:07 PM
granted, but your console for playinf them burns so you can't play.

Wish I could know everything

AldirTheKnight
08-05-2007, 05:11 PM
granted but your head would explode



wish I could scuba dive, oh wait I already do

wish I could scuba dive more

kew414
08-05-2007, 05:12 PM
Granted, but the knowledge overwhelms your brain and your head explodes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I wish I could be at two places at once http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

AldirTheKnight
08-05-2007, 05:13 PM
change your answer

DeAdLy2323
08-05-2007, 05:20 PM
and the chain breaks, oh well ill just do his
Originally posted by kew414:
Granted, but the knowledge overwhelms your brain and your head explodes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I wish I could be at two places at once http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif granted, but that other place is in a volcano that is erupting!!!!!!'

i wish i could have a fan for my cpu to stop it from burning

Phrygian15
08-05-2007, 05:23 PM
granted but the fan is so strong that it creates a tornado.

Wish I was invisible (but being abe to turn back to normal)

AldirTheKnight
08-05-2007, 05:26 PM
granted but you scare someone while appearing and he/she kicks your ***


wish I could see threstrals

DeAdLy2323
08-05-2007, 05:32 PM
granted, but the person you see die is yourself in a mirror so it doesnt matter if you can see them or not cause you're DED D-E-D DED!!!


i wish my tornado from the fan would cool off my computer without damaging anything

Phrygian15
08-05-2007, 05:44 PM
Granted, but for causing almost dead to your family they took away your PC.

I wish that I was as hard as metal so that nobody could kick my *** when seeing me turning back to normal (from being invisible)

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by Phrygian15:
Granted, but for causing almost dead to your family they took away your PC.

I wish that I was as hard as metal so that nobody could kick my *** when seeing me turning back to normal (from being invisible)
Granted, but unbenounced to you while strolling around your neighborhood one day, that guy that had a crush on your wife runs up, blow torches you so you become brittle upon cooling, then proceeds to kick you until you fall apart. Those crazy neighbors http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

I wish that I could make a wish that could never be granted, even by stating it has been.

Phrygian15
08-05-2007, 06:16 PM
but one day we fall from a mountain and wished to be able to fly, but it couldn't be granted so you died.

Wish I could be whatever animal I wanted to be

A_Bird_Of_Prey_
08-05-2007, 06:25 PM
granted, but you become a hunted species and get killed and mounted to some hunter's wall.

I wish that I had a camel. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Truthfuleagle
08-05-2007, 06:44 PM
granted, but the camel spits in ur eyes makin u perminatly blind

i wish i had a girlfriend

A_Bird_Of_Prey_
08-05-2007, 06:54 PM
ya im bored so

Granted but she turns out to be a guy. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

I wish i had the demo and nothing bad could happen to anything

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by A_Bird_Of_Prey_:
ya im bored so

Granted but she turns out to be a guy. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

I wish i had the demo and nothing bad could happen to anything Granted, but you get the demo and it turns out to be opposite day, so everything that was good is now bad, and technicaly you never made a wish, so whats to be granted? lol

I wish I could have some buttered toast. MMMM toast

Truthfuleagle
08-05-2007, 07:12 PM
granted, but its still opposite day

i wish that the last wish i made was "i wish oppisite day was overand that i had a girlfriend that didnt become or turnout 2 be a guy"

SmokehtheFirst
08-05-2007, 07:26 PM
Granted, but she's one ugly dame.

I wish I was invincible.

ocataco
08-05-2007, 07:28 PM
way to break the chain meany face http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

i wish i had a cookie..

ocataco
08-05-2007, 07:31 PM
oh. ok then not broken anymore..

everybody else is invisible :P
and its a rock, not a cookie.

i wish i had a non rock-ish cookie

DeAdLy2323
08-05-2007, 08:31 PM
granted, but the cookie is so soft it melts in your mouth and gets caught in your throat where it hardens up again making you choke!!!

i wish i had an unlimited amount of wishes that will come true and be granted but be granted into the way i want them to and cannot be ruined. also with my unlimiteed wishes i wish that it was not opposite day!! (or it is opposite day) whichever way to make it so its a completely normal day that my wish cannot be screwed up in any way by

Lordgrunty11
08-05-2007, 08:41 PM
not granted... ha didn't see that coming did you?

I wish I could run around like Altier in real life

DeAdLy2323
08-05-2007, 09:00 PM
i said it has to come true and will be granted so :P i win



granted, but you end up getting shot down because they thought you were an assassin

i wish i could get this piece of glass out of my foot

adio540
08-05-2007, 09:13 PM
granted but as its removed you realize how much you depended on it creating a split personality which is a crazzzy person and brings about the apocolypse!! (whoa)


lol

i wish i hadnt lost my phsyical forms..lol

DeAdLy2323
08-05-2007, 09:16 PM
granted, you get them back and you find out that you are in a terrible condition (cancer + aids = caids or aincer!!!! aincer ftw!!!!)


i wish the apocolypse wasn't as bad as it sounds

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 09:36 PM
wat does ftw mean

granted, but then you ask whoever is involved in the apocolypse why it isnt so bad so they decide to step it up and make it horrible.

i wish i knew wat ftw meant

DeAdLy2323
08-05-2007, 09:47 PM
granted, but when you discover its true meaning you think it is so horrible that you kill youself


i wish altairiscool to be back alive (ha now you must do something negative to yourself!!!!)

and ftw is for the win

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 09:52 PM
granted but then you find out that he is way cooler then you.

i wish i didnt have to go to school cuz i was smarter then all the teachers

ThePheonix1030
08-05-2007, 09:57 PM
Granted, but then your parents send you to boot camp http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

I wish I were watching Advent Children for the 21st time...

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 09:58 PM
Edit i accidentally 2 posted sry dont kill me

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 10:00 PM
granted, but it breaks before you get to see the end.


i wish i were playin PS3

Shadowriderj
08-05-2007, 10:03 PM
Granted but you are playing care bears huggable adventure where you sit and hug trees , with bad graphics!


I wish I had a trained team of muskrats to attack evil people on sight. (I am not evil)

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 10:11 PM
granted but you are stuck in a room with no doors so they get bored and attack you

i wish i had my own computer that people couldnt kick me off of.

kew414
08-05-2007, 10:13 PM
Granted, but after 5 minutes on it you downloaded a virus that makes the computer come alive and eat you.

I wish I could vicously kill people without them actually dying http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 10:14 PM
granted but then you accidentaly kill them some other way and mourn their death for the rest of your life.


i wish i had ADD so that when i went to six flags i would get in the front of the lines with that pass for people with disabilities

ThePheonix1030
08-05-2007, 10:20 PM
Granted, but then the roller coater you get on breaks down 200 feet in the air XD

I wish I had $100,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars...

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 10:22 PM
granted but since all that money was made their becomes huge inflation and it is worth nothing


i wish i had $100,000,000,000 that was taken from people not made so that there wasnt inflation

adio540
08-05-2007, 10:24 PM
granted, you get your money, but its marked and your arrested

i wish cute little animals couldnt die (who in there right mind can make that bad)

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 10:26 PM
granted but then the animal population overgrows the human population and they start using us as food so now look wat you did you killed yourself


i wish i was jades best friend so she would tell me all the secrets to AC

Lordgrunty11
08-05-2007, 10:26 PM
granted but then I take it from you when you arn't looking

I wish I could freeze myself on a mountain so I won't have to wait for Assassins Creed. (Like in South Park but Butters remembers to unfreeze me.)

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 10:29 PM
you can take secrets from me thats weird now im scared

granted but on butters way up i slay him so no one comes to get you


i wish i could think up wishes faster

Lordgrunty11
08-05-2007, 10:29 PM
darnet 2 people beat me. Well
granted but then you get so excited from hearing the secrets you tell the people on this forum about it and it ruins the storyline and then no one buys the game because of that so ubi goes out of buisiness

I wish what I wished before (2 posts up)

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 10:29 PM
Granted but the effect of your blood being frozen causes you to suffer severe frostbite to your entire body and all thats left is your brain in a sensory chamber where you must live out the rest of your days in an neurostatic gel.

I wish my wish could be granted.

Lordgrunty11
08-05-2007, 10:30 PM
ok I give up

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 10:32 PM
granted but then that makes for a really hard thing to think of to make it bad so it is awkward for everyone


i wish i knew wat happened in the last 5 posts they confused me on wat people were posting about

ThePheonix1030
08-05-2007, 10:36 PM
Granted, but then you recieve a tremendous headache and your head explodes XD

I wish my vacation to the Florida Keys was longer...

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 10:36 PM
Yay I crashed the game! lol

Not granted, get over it lol

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 10:37 PM
granted but then a hurricane comes and totally demolishes you


i wish i had time to get a pop in between posts but i must be the first to post

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by altairiscool:
granted but then a hurricane comes and totally demolishes you


i wish i had time to get a pop in between posts but i must be the first to post
Not granted http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gifOWNED
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

I wish my wish couldnt be granted nor not granted

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 10:40 PM
And haha i did get that pop it was close though cuz when i came back there was a post already http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif


fine then your wish is nothinged

i wish z would never ban me nomatter wat i did and that she would personally grant this wish

ThePheonix1030
08-05-2007, 10:43 PM
Granted, but then she would show up to your house and beat you up XD

I wish I were a mod...

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 10:44 PM
granted but i wouldnt respect you because i was the one who granted you the job of mod so i wouldnt respect your authority

i wish i was better then a mod

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by altairiscool:
And haha i did get that pop it was close though cuz when i came back there was a post already http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif


fine then your wish is nothinged

i wish z would never ban me nomatter wat i did and that she would personally grant this wish

Well then your wish is nothinged lol ALL the wishes are nulled!

I wish all the wishes were nulled and that by not granting this wish or proclaiming it nothinged that all wishes are in effect nulled once more. Double nulled!

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 10:46 PM
granted but then i am goin to wish your wish nulled before it went into effect

i wish the wish i just granted was nulled

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 10:50 PM
well then that ends the chain of wishes since your wish just expired on my wish. I win lol

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 10:50 PM
actually i win well actually no one wins til my wish is granted but u also dont win so im cool with that

ThePheonix1030
08-05-2007, 10:52 PM
I wish you two would stop confusing me... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 10:54 PM
Originally posted by ThePheonix1030:
I wish you two would stop confusing me... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif Uh, oh here we go again.

I wish I could have a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 10:54 PM
edit toga you lose you didnt follow the rules
edit 10 minutes later then last 1: pheonix you lose to you didnt grant my wish hahaha i am the ultimate i wish player http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

granted only if you get smarter, but then you would see how dumb we are and stop posting in this thread so you wouldnt be as cool cuz your not posting in the cool thread

i wish i knew if pheonix was a girl or boy i always pictured as a girl

ThePheonix1030
08-05-2007, 10:59 PM
Granted, because what you pictured is correct... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

I wish I had all issues of X-Men comic books...

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 11:01 PM
granted but then you sit down to read them and get up years later wishing you never started


i wish i already new wat happened in the x men comics

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 11:02 PM
Granted but they were soaked in iodine oxate so they explode upon contact http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I wish I had a grilled cheese

ThePheonix1030
08-05-2007, 11:03 PM
Granted, but then the Dark Phoenix possesses Jean Grey and she comes to destroy you for what you wished... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

I wish I had Jean Grey's powers...

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 11:03 PM
EDIT: was that for mine or his pheonix?



toga your so slow

granted but it was burnt


do my last wish

ThePheonix1030
08-05-2007, 11:05 PM
Toga, you messed me up...

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 11:05 PM
ok ill do yours pheonix


granted but then you found out that they only worked on people who new wat jean greys powers were so they wouldnt work on me and that was obviously your goal to kill me


i wish i had the skills of the fat guy in beverely hills ninjas( cant remember name)

ThePheonix1030
08-05-2007, 11:11 PM
You don't know her? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Granted, but all of that fat wears you down...

I wish money grew on trees...

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 11:12 PM
granted but all the trees were then transported to my backyard


i wish i was made of money

ThePheonix1030
08-05-2007, 11:14 PM
Granted, but everyone would fight over who gets it and you end up teared in a million pieces...

I wish altairiscool would take a break from this game so I can get some sleep for work tomorrow...

G'night http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sleepzzz.gif

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 11:15 PM
granted but you have to post tomorow haha the saga will continue

for tomorow i wish i knew how to become part of the ninja creed correction squad

ThePheonix1030
08-05-2007, 11:18 PM
Just one more post tonight http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Granted, but you have to ask Chewie first... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

I wish altairiscool will be on tomorrow afternoon to continue this saga...

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 11:22 PM
granted but noone else will ever have the 100th post in this thread hahaha

i wish chewie would come over here for my inauguration into the ninja creed correction squad

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 11:24 PM
but he cant because he gets hit by a car ;(

I wish for a wish

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 11:26 PM
granted but that wish is to expire in 12 hours or it will be terminated


i wish i was already part of the NCCS



wow 679 veiws in 1 day

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 11:30 PM
Not granted because of lack of words.

I wish for a tree

Wolfgare
08-05-2007, 11:32 PM
granted,but it's only a baby tree

i wish i knew when the AC sig cometition will start

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 11:33 PM
STOP BENDING THE RULES http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif
my wish will be granted it has become my quest to be part of the NCCS


granted but it is the womping willow from HP 2 great movie never had time for the books



i wish i had time for the HP books

EDIT: i no your not supposed to write in caps but it is only cuz it then looks like your yelling and at the time i was so its all cool

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 11:34 PM
I wish I could bend them lol and i grant it myself

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 11:36 PM
u wish u knew wat?

SpyderNynja
08-05-2007, 11:36 PM
granted, but because you hacked ubi's site to find out, Jade hates you http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

I wish I could be kicked in the face by Chuck Norris

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 11:37 PM
granted but i got it on video and then i put it on the internet and everyone would make fun of you


i wish i had the moves of chuck norris


im gonna hit 200 posts by the end of the night

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 11:37 PM
Granted... .um not fair we cant match chuck!

SpyderNynja
08-05-2007, 11:39 PM
granted but you still use them poorly http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

I wish Mr. T would pity me fo' bein' a foo'

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 11:40 PM
Not granted, mr t doesnt pity anyone.

I wish I had the powers of super squirell

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 11:40 PM
toga you are out ur done see ya you bent the rules 1 to many times it clearly states you grant the wish



granted but then rocky comes and thinks you team up with Mr.t so he kicks your ***


i wish i could sleep with my eyes open

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by altairiscool:
granted but then rocky comes and thinks you team up with Mr.t so he kicks your ***


i wish i could sleep with my eyes open you messed it up >|

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 11:42 PM
i may have messed up but i follow the rules


i thought we were friends http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

lets start from where we left off

i wish i could sleep with my eyes open

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 11:46 PM
not granted lol jk

Hmmm granted but then your eyes get eaten out by headlice

I wish i was ruler of the world

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 11:47 PM
granted because he is, but hey lol he chops off your hand for fun

I wish I could have bird poop in my eyes

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 11:47 PM
granted but then your build a throne so high for your self that you cant get down so no one listens to you cuz the arnt afraid of you anymore


i wish i was a movie star dating some hot actress

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 11:50 PM
granted but she is always high and has aids so you cant ever do anything

i wish i had a bird

Wolfgare
08-05-2007, 11:51 PM
granted but it poops on u every second

i wish darth vader was my father

DeAdLy2323
08-05-2007, 11:52 PM
wow already at 6 pages, a new record!!!



granted, but its ded D-E-D DED!



i wish i wish i was a fish

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 11:52 PM
granted but it was smart enough to open doors so it flew away and got its bird friends and pecked your eyes out and now you have to have a brail key board


i wish the zoo i went to did close early today so i could have seen the chimps i was gonna go to those last but they made us leave http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

edit: dang i liked mine but you beat me so

granted but you didnt have a bowl so you just floped around on the ground for a while and then died

i wish the zoo i went to did close early today so i could have seen the chimps i was gonna go to those last but they made us leave http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 11:52 PM
granted but you get caught fornicating one of them

I wish i were a can of tuna

DeAdLy2323
08-05-2007, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by altairiscool:
granted but it was smart enough to open doors so it flew away and got its bird friends and pecked your eyes out and now you have to have a brail key board


i wish the zoo i went to did close early today so i could have seen the chimps i was gonna go to those last but they made us leave http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif
fish can't fly!

granted you are now a can of tuna (wtf?)

i wish i understood toga

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 11:54 PM
doesnt everyone? i feel so loved

I wish I could be at a theater right now

SpyderNynja
08-05-2007, 11:55 PM
granted...you WERE a dodo

i wish i was altair

DeAdLy2323
08-05-2007, 11:55 PM
granted, but the only show playing is the rosie o donald show!!!!


i wish that the overlord demo didnt suck so much since im playing it right now

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 11:56 PM
i cant grant you that wish but i guess toga can

SpyderNynja
08-05-2007, 11:56 PM
ah damn, people post too fast

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 11:56 PM
I can grant ALL of your wishes

SpyderNynja
08-05-2007, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by TogaLive:
I can grant ALL of your wishes

...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif...

i dont trust toga...

altairiscool
08-05-2007, 11:57 PM
then grant deadlys and then tell him why it was bad


3 more!!!

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 11:58 PM
granted, but now its opposite day again so you do http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I wish you didnt trust me

DeAdLy2323
08-05-2007, 11:58 PM
granted, you lying sack of dog ****


i wish my mountain dew was cold!

TogaLive
08-05-2007, 11:59 PM
granted but its so cold it pressurizes and explodes so now you cant drink it sucker lol

I wish mine were just right

altairiscool
08-06-2007, 12:00 AM
granted but then i took it from you cuz i finished my other pop


i wish the sky was green

TogaLive
08-06-2007, 12:00 AM
Granted thanks to global warming

I wish I could stick around but ive got to call my girlfriend lol

altairiscool
08-06-2007, 12:02 AM
granted its called multitasking but then your girlfriend finds out that you dont really listen to her when she talks so she dumps you


i wish i knew how to do the hustle


1 more post i'll save it for pheonix!!!!
tomorow the saga continues

TogaLive
08-06-2007, 12:03 AM
exactly why you dont multitask lol

granted, just granted lol

I wish i had a cake, and I was a can of tuna inside of the cake http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

TogaLive
08-06-2007, 12:04 AM
or mabey albacore....

Wolfgare
08-06-2007, 12:04 AM
granted, but it would taste nasty

i wish i knew what time it was

TogaLive
08-06-2007, 12:04 AM
nahhh tuna lol
sorry about the triple post lol

DeAdLy2323
08-06-2007, 12:06 AM
granted, your a can of tuna in a cake (seriously, seek help)


i wish a bunch of angry starving cats ate my favorite brand of tuna - TogaLive Cake Tuna



wow 8 pages already, i guess this is a fun forum game. the one at left4dead411 is at 27 pages lol

Wolfgare
08-06-2007, 12:19 AM
granted, and now toga is dead

i wish i could turn invisible when wanted

DeAdLy2323
08-06-2007, 12:25 AM
granted, but you cannot be visible when you want, only when you are sneaking up on someone or spying on them are you invisible

SpyderNynja
08-06-2007, 12:33 AM
i wish deadly used the edit button and made a wish i could grant and then corrupt but nooooo http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

and paintballer said he wanted to do it when he wanted so

granted, but in place, whenever you are invisible, you give off a horrific odor that scares away those you wish to spy on http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I wish I could do an aerial safely

Phreaky_McGeek
08-06-2007, 01:24 AM
Granted, but the next move you pull ends up in a horrific accident involving losing your legs http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

I wish that there was some kind of accident on Xbox Live where I could download the games instead of demos

Bartek_14
08-06-2007, 01:53 AM
Granted, but Microsoft finds out about it and you go to jail for 75 years.

I wish people in the internet wasn't so stupid.

ScytheOfGrim
08-06-2007, 02:03 AM
granted, but you would be one of them for typing "wasnt" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

i wish i had a bigger scythe...

TogaLive
08-06-2007, 02:24 AM
random but woot woot i got the 1000th view lol

SloppyCracker
08-06-2007, 03:03 AM
Granted, but you can't lift it anymore and pixies would laugh at you.

I wish a wish that would swish and a big juicy fish (for my cat(that I don't have)).

samo3000
08-06-2007, 05:22 AM
err granted but as soon as he dug his teeth in it popped, plus deathening your cat..

i wish all the big, most wanted games were out now

dragfindel
08-06-2007, 05:24 AM
granted but you have to play them on a 10 inch tv

the_assassin_07
08-06-2007, 05:27 AM
Granted! but then there would be no good games for 2 years!

I wish that I was a footballer...

samo3000
08-06-2007, 06:07 AM
granted but you are paralyzed (?) after your first game

i wish..if anything you draw came alive..

the_assassin_07
08-06-2007, 06:15 AM
Granted but you would get over-run by your drawings.

I wish that I was a professional at everything.

samo3000
08-06-2007, 06:31 AM
granted but 47 comes and assassinates you for trying to make him redunent..

i wish altair was alive and let loose in london

Lordgrunty11
08-06-2007, 09:06 AM
granted but you go to london to see him and as soon as you get there then he jumps off a building from behind you and stabs you in the back of the head.

I wish Assassins Creed was out now and fully finished

andy276
08-06-2007, 09:55 AM
Wish granted but you find out your PC/PS3/Xbox 360 was stolen when you come back from the store with a copy of AC.

I wish Altair had a black hood.

XBfreak_101
08-06-2007, 09:55 AM
granted,but Jade Raymond decides to delay it again once it hits the stores...

I wish I had a hot girlfriend.

Lizard000
08-06-2007, 10:40 AM
granted but she's a *****!

i wish scythe would read my post in the sci-fi confusion thread, first page, somewhere at the bottom and let his father join the anti-bush group, and that patriots won't kill me for posting this!

SpyderNynja
08-06-2007, 10:46 AM
granted, but scythes father betrays everyone and goes ballistic, ending the group

i wish i had time controlling abilities

AldirTheKnight
08-06-2007, 11:09 AM
granted, but you suck at it



I wish I could hack any game

Phreaky_McGeek
08-06-2007, 11:11 AM
Granted, but then it hacks your head off with some kind of virtual axe

I wish I had a perfect wish that could not go wrong whatsoever AND I could do whatever I liked with it >__>

AldirTheKnight
08-06-2007, 11:21 AM
granted, but you wished to get ran over by an obese sprinter

I wish I could do YUM YUM with Emma Watson

altairiscool
08-06-2007, 11:51 AM
granted but she reports u raped her so u go to jail and u never see another girl in ur life



i wish i had a mcgriddle



200 POST YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

TogaLive
08-06-2007, 12:32 PM
granted but it instantly clogs your arteries and you die a slow, terribly slow death, as you can feel the blood platelets sticking together in your viens

I wish we get to 2000 views in 2 days, set a ubi forums record I bet.

altairiscool
08-06-2007, 12:36 PM
granted but then we are always known as the nerds who got there



i wish i could go to space and do the moon walk on the moon

TogaLive
08-06-2007, 12:40 PM
granted but then when you bring the video of it back a bunch of conspiracy theorists will say you reeally didnt because you could see the fabric on the flag you brought up there moving. Of course they never had the sense to read up a bit on solar winds lol.

I wish I had 2 burgers from that krusty krab place in that spongebob show lol .

SpyderNynja
08-06-2007, 12:42 PM
granted, they are crusty...and full of crabs...

i wish i had a pet fox that wouldn't harm me or my family

altairiscool
08-06-2007, 12:43 PM
granted but it hurt everyone else who walked through the door



i wish i could get laskic so i didnt have to put in contacts everyday

the_assassin_07
08-06-2007, 12:45 PM
LOL http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Granted but you would drown underwater.

I wish that I was an Assassin.

altairiscool
08-06-2007, 12:47 PM
granted but they accidentally cut off all your fingers not just 1 so they just killed your cuz u were worthless



i wish i could dunk a basketball

the_assassin_07
08-06-2007, 12:55 PM
Granted but you would fall flat on your face and die.

I wish I had a wish that absloutely NOTHING could go wrong and it wasn't a bad wish either.

altairiscool
08-06-2007, 12:57 PM
granted but nothin happens cuz u didnt wish for anythin


i wish i could download aim on this dam machine and i could actually get on

the_assassin_07
08-06-2007, 01:43 PM
DENIED hhahahaahhaa no really granted but you crash down.

I wish that Arsenal would win every game.

DeAdLy2323
08-06-2007, 03:32 PM
granted, but dies from being so happy from winnning every game


i wish left 4 dead and AC would release a demo http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

altairiscool
08-06-2007, 03:36 PM
granted but they take your console away in exchange for it


i wish i new the conspiricy

DeAdLy2323
08-06-2007, 03:39 PM
granted, now you dont want the game because the story sucks

i wish my console could come back


(left 4 dead for pc not console so :P)

SpyderNynja
08-06-2007, 03:40 PM
granted, the FBI hunts you down and imprisons you

I wish I had more chicken, oh wait, I do...

Ok, then I wish I had a snapple..no wait...I do...

Uh...I wish...you know what...I'm good http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

webswinger93
08-06-2007, 05:10 PM
that kinda ends it... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

though... I could make a wish so the game continues and then I will be a hero http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

But i won't!
mwahahahahhahahahahaha!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat googly moogly i'm funny!

Sasori_x
08-06-2007, 05:39 PM
I wish webswinger93 became a hero http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DeAdLy2323
08-06-2007, 06:09 PM
granted, but a villian takes you hostage for him to come in and he doesnt so you die



i wish i knew what was with all the googly moogly stuff goin on on these forums

Altair_92
08-06-2007, 06:19 PM
i wish i knew what was with all the googly moogly stuff goin on on these forums

Granted, but you'd have to join m GGMF! MUAHAHAHAHA!

I wish that the Assassin's Creed Altair figure (Limited Edition) would be 6 inches tall. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DeAdLy2323
08-06-2007, 06:37 PM
granted, but his sword is longer and sharper and stabs you and you go to the hospital.


i wish i didnt have to join m GGMF! MUAHAHAHAHA! to know what was with all the googly moogly stuff goin on on these forums

SpyderNynja
08-06-2007, 06:47 PM
granted, you regret knowing it and go insane for some reason http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

i wish i was an invincible ninja, even invincible to my own tricks.

DeAdLy2323
08-06-2007, 06:48 PM
granted, but you live forever and become miserable wishing you can die but you cant


i wish i didnt go insane knowing it and really knew what GGMF meant

Altair_92
08-06-2007, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by DeAdLy2323:
granted, but you live forever and become miserable wishing you can die but you cant


i wish i didnt go insane knowing it and really knew what GGMF meant

Granted, but you have to PM me!

I wish that the Altair LE action figure was 6 inches tall and was totally safe while also being very detailed and durable.

Haha. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

AldirTheKnight
08-06-2007, 06:57 PM
granted but it breaks and falls over you and you die, and in your last moments you see "made in china" in the figure's backside



I wish I had high-speed internet

altairiscool
08-06-2007, 08:08 PM
granted but it goes so fast ur comp over heats and starts a power serge


i wish i had dominos brooklyn pizza

AldirTheKnight
08-06-2007, 08:15 PM
granted, but since it's brooklyn it came full of rats



I wish school doesn't exist anymore

SpyderNynja
08-06-2007, 08:22 PM
granted, now everyone's stupid and we're back to the stone age days http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

i wish i could dye my mohawk sooner, it's taking forever for the dead ends to get trimmed.

Altair_92
08-06-2007, 10:35 PM
Granted, but because you were in such a hurry the dye got all over your face and its whatever color you were going to dye it. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

I wish that jetboards were real. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


PS: Come one. Give our ancestors some credit. They invented the most basic but most useful tools and they also had to actually survive, especially with a bunch of animals that thought that they tasted good. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

TogaLive
08-06-2007, 10:59 PM
granted but when you ride one you fly into a wall and die http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Wait, you just granted my wish, DANGIT! lol jk

Altair_92
08-06-2007, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by TogaLive:
granted but when you ride one you fly into a wall and die http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Wait, you just granted my wish, DANGIT! lol jk

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

SpyderNynja
08-06-2007, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by Altair_92:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TogaLive:
granted but when you ride one you fly into a wall and die http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Wait, you just granted my wish, DANGIT! lol jk

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

i wish your sig would stop changing into another hilarious vg cats zelda thing everytime the page refreshed http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 12:48 AM
granted...but it would change every other time instead http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

i wish kew was cured of eyestabby...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

SpyderNynja
08-07-2007, 01:04 AM
granted, but now he has eye gougy http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

I wish I could actually make a wish that would like..work and stuff...and not like...do anything bad...ya know?

the_assassin_07
08-07-2007, 01:20 AM
Granted but you get bored from having wishes that always come true so you commit suicide.

I wish that I got every next-gen console for free.

borat1985
08-07-2007, 04:07 AM
wish granted but you get them , then drop dead
i wish i was a scary clown

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 04:51 AM
granted...but you're so scary that people laugh when they see you

i wish this wish would come true...

webswinger93
08-07-2007, 05:43 AM
Granted but you didn't actually wish something so... you know.

I wish I was altair http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

SpyderNynja
08-07-2007, 05:50 AM
granted but you become dpressed because your finger is gone and eat so much you gain too much weight to be a proper assasssin http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

I wish people would stop being so cruel and make people's wishes end up killing the wisher (seriously, come on)

webswinger93
08-07-2007, 05:54 AM
not granted

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 06:02 AM
lol!

i wish this wish has no tricks, i wish the next wisher implodes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

that should kill the thread http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
lol

AldirTheKnight
08-07-2007, 06:09 AM
granted, but I implode and can't make any wishes

altairiscool
08-07-2007, 09:58 AM
actually aldir u dont implode he said the next WISHER i dont see a wish in your post so the thread lives on


i wish that once i implode i expand and somehow dont die hahaha

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 10:01 AM
not granted...XD

*watches in earnest as the process begins... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif*

altairiscool
08-07-2007, 10:02 AM
u lose rules say u gotta grant the wish

the_assassin_07
08-07-2007, 10:05 AM
Yeah but he's the leader of the Hiafodain http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 10:05 AM
rule #1: the reaper is always right.
rule #2: in any case that the reaper is incorrect, refer back to the previous rule.
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

*grumble*granted*mutter*...but you implode 3 seconds later http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

i wish there was no escape from your implosion!

the_assassin_07
08-07-2007, 10:08 AM
Granted but it would be contagious and kill you too http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif.

dragfindel
08-07-2007, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by altairiscool:
actually aldir u dont implode he said the next WISHER i dont see a wish in your post so the thread lives on


i wish that once i implode i expand and somehow dont die hahaha
granted but your legs and arms got blown off by a malfunctioning 360/ps3.
i wish i could be a beta tester for ubisoft.
(ps mind if i continue the game?)

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by the_assassin_07:
Granted but it would be contagious and kill you too http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif.

read my sig... I CANT DIE! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

no, we dont mind if you continue...

granted, but you're late for your first day and get fired...
i wish the whole word would implode!!! (except for the orphans...)

altairiscool
08-07-2007, 10:16 AM
granted but you just wished yourself dead


i wish i could have my body parts back

the_assassin_07
08-07-2007, 10:17 AM
Granted but they're all in the wrong place http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif.

I wish that I was a billionare forever!

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 10:20 AM
granted, but you dont live for another second http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

and coolaltair, read my sig, I CANT DIE!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

i wish all of the assassins money went to me, and i was rich forever...

dragfindel
08-07-2007, 10:20 AM
granted but you will have a kinds of horrible deceases.
i wish i could be awake forever with no fatigue or what so ever.

the_assassin_07
08-07-2007, 10:22 AM
Granted but you would become lazy and obese and you can't move or talk http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif.

I wish that I had a wish that absouletely NOTHING bad could happen and I wish for every good thing in the world! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

altairiscool
08-07-2007, 10:22 AM
granted but then you hear wat your mom and dad do at night when you usually sleep



i wish that picture wasnt in my mind


EDIT: dam sry


granted but that makes every other place in the world the bad stuff cuz you took all the good stuff


i wish i had a bacon egg and cheese buiscut

dragfindel
08-07-2007, 10:24 AM
granted but you have to be there since scythe teleported you to see it.

i wish i am extemly healthy.

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 10:25 AM
granted...but a pic of your mum and dad enters your mind...ew...

i wish that pic wasnt in my mind...actually...i wish nothing was in my mind and that i looked like this smiley http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif!!!

how can something bad happen to a bad wish??

dragfindel
08-07-2007, 10:26 AM
granted but everybody laughs at you because you look funny.
i wish final fantasy whould be for real.

the_assassin_07
08-07-2007, 10:27 AM
Who said that?

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 10:30 AM
im confused... ishould've edited cuz coolaltair edited but i didnt and someone beat me to the post and now i can teleport stuff!!!???

COOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

who said what??

granted drag, but you end up in the story of FF tactics advance! lol

i wish people would join the Hiafodain...

the_assassin_07
08-07-2007, 10:33 AM
Granted but you have to include me.

And I was talking about your post but Altairiscool posted when I was typing and then I posted and his post was before mine http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif.

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 10:35 AM
granted! im so cinfused im gonna take that as a wish http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

SloppyCracker
08-07-2007, 10:35 AM
Granted, but they would have mental problems.

I wish a fish.

the_assassin_07
08-07-2007, 10:36 AM
What the heck.....

altairiscool
08-07-2007, 10:36 AM
granted but i wish a fish doesnt make sence so nothing happens


i wish i could go back to sleep

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 10:37 AM
granted! but here we call it ghoti!

i wish that each forum member except me had only three more wishes!!!

the_assassin_07
08-07-2007, 10:38 AM
Every-one's posting at the same time and now I'm confused......

altairiscool
08-07-2007, 10:39 AM
granted but you only have 2


i wish every1 would stop posting at the same time

SloppyCracker
08-07-2007, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by the_assassin_07:
What the heck.....

What??? We're strict.

the_assassin_07
08-07-2007, 10:40 AM
Huh?????

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 10:43 AM
i cant keep up withthe posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's like a chat room now...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

why on the day that i finally get back you all are hyper??? or have nothing to do cuz your friends ditched you and your girlfriends dumped you???

life aint fair...even for Death...someone revive this thread please...im going to weep...

SloppyCracker
08-07-2007, 10:45 AM
Originally posted by the_assassin_07:
Huh?????

So... you weren't amazed by our policy?

the_assassin_07
08-07-2007, 10:45 AM
Same I can't keep up! And we are all hyper 'cos Z was giving out free Coke bottles!!!!

altairiscool
08-07-2007, 10:47 AM
i didnt get a dam coke wtf where are the cokes?

This is like that 1 scene in the ringer when the boyfriend told the lady he took the guys out for ice cream but he really didnt and then then 1 really quiet guy goes when the **** did we get icecream

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 10:49 AM
LOL!!!!

i prefer mountain dew...WHERE'S MY DEW!! Z!!!!

my dew is due...lol..sounded funny...

i wish i had a mountain dew...

altairiscool
08-07-2007, 10:49 AM
i didnt get a coke wtf

this is like that 1 scene in the ringer but instead of ice cream its coke

the_assassin_07
08-07-2007, 10:50 AM
LOL http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif Z is gonna give 'em out tomorrow aswell! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Be online for at least 10 hours and you'll get it free! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

dragfindel
08-07-2007, 10:50 AM
granted but then there is a one hour time gap between each post.
i wish that fanboys whould stop flaming each other.

altairiscool
08-07-2007, 10:51 AM
i have been on for 10 hours i accidently left this account on all night

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 10:51 AM
i wish i had a dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY DEW IS DUE!!!!

altairiscool
08-07-2007, 10:52 AM
granted but its uncarbonated and warm


i wish i could get my ps3 hdd to be uncorrupted

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 10:54 AM
granted...but i blows up instead...

i wish i had mario strikers charged (working perfectly) on my wii(which will work perfectly)...

altairiscool
08-07-2007, 10:55 AM
granted but the power is out in your neighborhood


i wish my laptop hdd was uncorrupted

ScytheOfGrim
08-07-2007, 10:58 AM
and i grant your non-existant wish perfectly http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

i wish i had a never emptying perfectly healthy, drinkable mountain dew...and i wish i had another one of them...