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BSS_Goat
09-08-2007, 05:58 AM
Fifteen reasons why men have 2 dogs and
not 2 wives


1. The later you are, the more excited
your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by
another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of
things on the
floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your
voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside
rather than in your wallet or desk.

7. You never have to wait for a dog;
they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

8. Dogs find you amusing when you're
drunk.

9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

10. A dog will not wake you up at night
to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'

11. If a dog has babies, you can put an
ad in the paper and give them away.

12. A dog will let you put a studded
collar on it without calling you a pervert.

13. If a dog smells another dog on you,
they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

14. Dogs like to ride in the back of a
pickup truck.

And last, but not least,

15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half
of your stuff
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BSS_Goat
09-08-2007, 05:58 AM
Fifteen reasons why men have 2 dogs and
not 2 wives


1. The later you are, the more excited
your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by
another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of
things on the
floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your
voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside
rather than in your wallet or desk.

7. You never have to wait for a dog;
they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

8. Dogs find you amusing when you're
drunk.

9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

10. A dog will not wake you up at night
to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'

11. If a dog has babies, you can put an
ad in the paper and give them away.

12. A dog will let you put a studded
collar on it without calling you a pervert.

13. If a dog smells another dog on you,
they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

14. Dogs like to ride in the back of a
pickup truck.

And last, but not least,

15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half
of your stuff
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DKoor
09-08-2007, 06:05 AM
Well....when I think about it, I just as well may marry a dog! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

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