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Sharpe26
02-07-2008, 04:02 PM
After a thorough cleaning and a new beer supplier, it does Sharpe inc a grand pleasure to announce the Bar is open! so come in, have a beer or if you fancy it something stronger, have a cigar in the smoking room and enjoy some friendly company.

now a few house rules

if you act drunk and disorderly the bouncers will be along presently to escort you out through the door, or should the situation warrant it, the hollywood stunt association approved windows.

this bar is ladies friendly. when you harras women see rule 1

if it doesn't apply see rule 1

now ladies and gentlemen, what will you have?

XyZspineZyX
02-07-2008, 04:07 PM
OOoo I think I will have a Sambuca if I may http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Sharpe26
02-07-2008, 04:13 PM
here you go mam, one Sambuca; mind the flames though.

http://www.winexmagazine.com/images/4point2/small/ss2.jpg

XyZspineZyX
02-07-2008, 04:15 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif You even got me a flaming one... what excellent service, i might have to stop by more often hehe

Pirschjaeger
02-07-2008, 04:35 PM
Gimme my avatar text back and I'll buy the next round. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Airmail109
02-07-2008, 05:58 PM
This is a bar? Oki a drunken rant for atmosphere. Im the drunk guy at the bar.

The most valuable item to any one person, a much more humane word, is sanity. ****ing sanity, something that you receive mid life and something taken away towards the end. The lucky ones die before they lose it, the unlucky ones aren't even born with it.

One sheep, two sheep, three sheep...four ****ing furry sheep...now I hate sheep too, I got to go out.

Man it's so cold out here, and yet I can't help but feel right, the snow underneath my shoe is crunching, there's a phrase from a film 'Be careful Preston, you're treading on my dreams'. Snow was always my thing as a kid, but here it rarely snows, sure we get snow and snow falls, but it's not snow, it's black slush. Black slush filled with litter, a friend of mine once trod on a bottle and needed stitches; it was covered by 'snow'. Never that crispy white snow...it's three in the morning, and all those children out there, like I did, who dream of snow...well I guess I'm treading on all their dreams.

Drugs? Hey **** you *******! I'm trying to tire myself out not buzz myself for seven hours of jaw locking, head rubbing, and googly-eyed bull****! Get a real **** job...I need a job too. Who'll hire me though? I'm skinny as a pole and have no ******* muscle. I mean sure I can fight, If by fight you mean the one who walks away at the end, but I don't impose fear, like a security guard ****ing should. I'm too judgemental to stack shelves...**** it, I'm too god damned mental let alone judgemental.

Night nurse...Calpol...it all tastes the same with a different label. It's the government...ok I'm not that crazy yet, but the guy behind the counter is giving me the 'Don't **** with me you drunken ***' look, we all know the look. I sure as hell do. A guy who has to pass out to sleep, well you'd be surprised at the looks I get.

**** it I'm going home.

This apartment must be the problem because now I got to tidy it, and then I'll be bored and awake, so I'll end up using that ******* computer, with the ******* internet. Then I'll spend the next hour in msn room telling fruends how to sort their lives out when I can't even sort out my own! You've got to love hypocrisy.

My sanity...it's leaving, and I know it's leaving, I just don't know why. I wish I did, but I don't. I could be a coy c*** about the whole thing and be all 'oh but it helps me progress in my talent' all I'd need then is a ******* art or talent to progress... maybe some vodka and a pipe. Cord trousers a dinner jacket with a t-shirt on, and some brown loafers...then I'd be cool. ******* ******.

Alright I got to do something I'm going insane, no I'm not...you're insane or you're not, and since I'm able to apply logic to that, I can't be insane.

You know who's insane? Everyone, everyone's insane 'Oh my God I'm so fat!' "**** politicians' and possibly my favourite 'Equal rights!' **** equal rights, there I said it, **** it because as soon as they're equal, then someone will look to worsen their least favourite peoples rights.

Charity workers, at seven in the ****ing morning? **** off and do something for them that doesn't involve throwing money at the situation you ******* parasites!

Oh Jesus I need sleep...sweet sleep. There's one thing about being an insomniac, that I miss most, and one thing I despise most. The first is when people use the term insomniac because they stayed up two nights in a row, pilled off their tits or revising for exams. That's not insomnia. Insomnia is the small gap between being awake and dead or dead to the world asleep.

The thing I miss about sleep most though is the snow, the snow with its white outline, and delicate fragility, which if nothing else represents the delicacy in a person's life.

No one treads on my snow or my dreams, no one but me.

Spectre_USA
02-07-2008, 06:12 PM
Sure, Sharpe, (said whilst ignoring the drunk uy with one ear at the bar),
don't mind if I do!

Ein geisehoven mit dopple ausbach, bitte!

Ah, been years since I could say that, been decades since I hit
the continent...

Urufu_Shinjiro
02-07-2008, 08:42 PM
I'll have a vodka martini, dirty, and stir it, James Bond didn't know what the F*** he was on about.

PriK
02-07-2008, 08:55 PM
Careful folks I have it on good authority that Sharpe likes to frequent the more...happy..um...establishments.

So while I'm here trying to look like I fit in I'll take a Margarita in a fancy wide glass with lots of fruity slices an umbrella and a long bendy straw.

Loco-S
02-07-2008, 09:16 PM
Cold Pisco for me, the good one, that doesn't make the world go fuzzy.

DrHerb
02-07-2008, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by Aimail101:
This is a bar? Oki a drunken rant for atmosphere. Im the drunk guy at the bar.

The most valuable item to any one person, a much more humane word, is sanity. ****ing sanity, something that you receive mid life and something taken away towards the end. The lucky ones die before they lose it, the unlucky ones aren't even born with it.

One sheep, two sheep, three sheep...four ****ing furry sheep...now I hate sheep too, I got to go out.

Man it's so cold out here, and yet I can't help but feel right, the snow underneath my shoe is crunching, there's a phrase from a film 'Be careful Preston, you're treading on my dreams'. Snow was always my thing as a kid, but here it rarely snows, sure we get snow and snow falls, but it's not snow, it's black slush. Black slush filled with litter, a friend of mine once trod on a bottle and needed stitches; it was covered by 'snow'. Never that crispy white snow...it's three in the morning, and all those children out there, like I did, who dream of snow...well I guess I'm treading on all their dreams.

Drugs? Hey **** you *******! I'm trying to tire myself out not buzz myself for seven hours of jaw locking, head rubbing, and googly-eyed bull****! Get a real **** job...I need a job too. Who'll hire me though? I'm skinny as a pole and have no ******* muscle. I mean sure I can fight, If by fight you mean the one who walks away at the end, but I don't impose fear, like a security guard ****ing should. I'm too judgemental to stack shelves...**** it, I'm too god damned mental let alone judgemental.

Night nurse...Calpol...it all tastes the same with a different label. It's the government...ok I'm not that crazy yet, but the guy behind the counter is giving me the 'Don't **** with me you drunken ***' look, we all know the look. I sure as hell do. A guy who has to pass out to sleep, well you'd be surprised at the looks I get.

**** it I'm going home.

This apartment must be the problem because now I got to tidy it, and then I'll be bored and awake, so I'll end up using that ******* computer, with the ******* internet. Then I'll spend the next hour in msn room telling fruends how to sort their lives out when I can't even sort out my own! You've got to love hypocrisy.

My sanity...it's leaving, and I know it's leaving, I just don't know why. I wish I did, but I don't. I could be a coy c*** about the whole thing and be all 'oh but it helps me progress in my talent' all I'd need then is a ******* art or talent to progress... maybe some vodka and a pipe. Cord trousers a dinner jacket with a t-shirt on, and some brown loafers...then I'd be cool. ******* ******.

Alright I got to do something I'm going insane, no I'm not...you're insane or you're not, and since I'm able to apply logic to that, I can't be insane.

You know who's insane? Everyone, everyone's insane 'Oh my God I'm so fat!' "**** politicians' and possibly my favourite 'Equal rights!' **** equal rights, there I said it, **** it because as soon as they're equal, then someone will look to worsen their least favourite peoples rights.

Charity workers, at seven in the ****ing morning? **** off and do something for them that doesn't involve throwing money at the situation you ******* parasites!

Oh Jesus I need sleep...sweet sleep. There's one thing about being an insomniac, that I miss most, and one thing I despise most. The first is when people use the term insomniac because they stayed up two nights in a row, pilled off their tits or revising for exams. That's not insomnia. Insomnia is the small gap between being awake and dead or dead to the world asleep.

The thing I miss about sleep most though is the snow, the snow with its white outline, and delicate fragility, which if nothing else represents the delicacy in a person's life.

No one treads on my snow or my dreams, no one but me.



thats it, dude, youre cut off http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Sharpe26
02-08-2008, 02:18 AM
Originally posted by Spectre_USA:
Sure, Sharpe, (said whilst ignoring the drunk uy with one ear at the bar),
don't mind if I do!

Ein geisehoven mit dopple ausbach, bitte!

Ah, been years since I could say that, been decades since I hit
the continent...

sorry old chum, I'll just have to give you one of these

http://www.holland-at-home.nl/images/bier.jpg

Sharpe26
02-08-2008, 02:20 AM
Originally posted by Urufu_Shinjiro:
I'll have a vodka martini, dirty, and stir it, James Bond didn't know what the F*** he was on about.

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/55/04/23050455.jpg

here you go

Sharpe26
02-08-2008, 02:31 AM
Originally posted by Loco-S:
Cold Pisco for me, the good one, that doesn't make the world go fuzzy.

I hope this is okay since I also was a little busy interviewing some waitresses

http://www.cornichon.org/archives/Pisco%20sour%20at%20Sutie%20410.jpg


I think these girls will work out nicely

http://www.galaxyphoto.com/rockets/viper_hoot.jpg

DrHerb
02-08-2008, 07:49 AM
Ill have a double shot of Glenfiddich, no ice. Thanx mate http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

WOLFMondo
02-08-2008, 08:49 AM
Franziskaner and a Tuaca chaser please.

http://www.boehme-erlensee.de/Franziskaner.jpg
http://diamondbag.tripod.com/images/tuaca.jpg

Friendly_flyer
02-08-2008, 08:57 AM
Ah, a bitter for me please barman, and one for the ranting lad in the corner as well.

http://www.pubsurvivalguide.com/images/pint_of_bitter.jpg

Sharpe26
02-08-2008, 09:09 AM
Originally posted by DrHerb:
Ill have a double shot of Glenfiddich, no ice. Thanx mate http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

okay doc, you get a special treat then out of this bottle

http://www.cherryflava.com/photos/uncategorized/glenfiddich1937_2.jpg

flyingloon
02-08-2008, 09:28 AM
i'll have a white russian please barkeep

Sharpe26
02-08-2008, 09:43 AM
http://www.drunkenblog.com/drunkenblog-archives/i/db_white_russian.jpg

coming right up!

DrHerb
02-08-2008, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by Sharpe26:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DrHerb:
Ill have a double shot of Glenfiddich, no ice. Thanx mate http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

okay doc, you get a special treat then out of this bottle

http://www.cherryflava.com/photos/uncategorized/glenfiddich1937_2.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


*suddenly realises his life's savings will be spent on that shot http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif *

Airmail109
02-16-2008, 08:08 PM
http://www.restaurantwidow.com/images/martini.jpg

.....a braave man once requested me tooo answerrr questions that are key is it to bee or nto to be and I replied oooohg whyyyyy ask meee.........

Blood_Splat
02-16-2008, 09:31 PM
http://louisvilleky.smugmug.com/photos/216050992-M.jpg http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

bun-bun195333
02-16-2008, 10:04 PM
Jack Black neat for me...

MEGILE
02-17-2008, 03:02 AM
Water.. on the rocks.

roybaty
02-17-2008, 05:02 AM
An Appletini please.

What? What? It's a manly drink!

BTOG46
02-17-2008, 05:29 AM
I'll have a large Laphroaig, and not the cheap 10 year old stuff either......