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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 05:27 PM
You wont belive this one but its a cracker and I just remembered it and have to post it/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

I was in an Il2 on a winter map in the days of Il2 (FB was still a long way away).

Anyway I got jumped as I flew towards a dirty great big industrial city. The enemy was a Yak and he was BnZing me as I hit the streets and tried to use the city to hopefuly cause him some stutters and give me some breathing space.

Sudenly he is back on my six again and pouring MG into me. Yes I am damaged but its not yet serious.

I spot a grouping of chimneys and make for them in a bit of a panic. I race between some of them them, dipping a wing as the gap was quite narrow.

Suddenly my annoying Yak driver hits the chimneys and explodes, killing himself and splattering himself over much of the city.

I smiled to myself and started looking at my control surfaces to see how badly hurt I was.... My smile turned to laughter when the yak driver typed...

"NICE INVISIBLE CHIMNEY CHEAT YOU &*%$ING EXPLOITING*&%$ER"

I cant remember the rest because on reading that I had to disconect cause I was laughing for a long time afterwards and even as I later sat with my wife, watching the TV I remember getting a fit of the giggles (like a little girl).


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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 05:27 PM
You wont belive this one but its a cracker and I just remembered it and have to post it/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

I was in an Il2 on a winter map in the days of Il2 (FB was still a long way away).

Anyway I got jumped as I flew towards a dirty great big industrial city. The enemy was a Yak and he was BnZing me as I hit the streets and tried to use the city to hopefuly cause him some stutters and give me some breathing space.

Sudenly he is back on my six again and pouring MG into me. Yes I am damaged but its not yet serious.

I spot a grouping of chimneys and make for them in a bit of a panic. I race between some of them them, dipping a wing as the gap was quite narrow.

Suddenly my annoying Yak driver hits the chimneys and explodes, killing himself and splattering himself over much of the city.

I smiled to myself and started looking at my control surfaces to see how badly hurt I was.... My smile turned to laughter when the yak driver typed...

"NICE INVISIBLE CHIMNEY CHEAT YOU &*%$ING EXPLOITING*&%$ER"

I cant remember the rest because on reading that I had to disconect cause I was laughing for a long time afterwards and even as I later sat with my wife, watching the TV I remember getting a fit of the giggles (like a little girl).


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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 05:30 PM
The most stupid thing I´ve ever been accused is of flying backwards...I suppose that the guy didn´t know that sometimes lag makes miracles!!!! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 05:31 PM
Someone accused me of super accuracy. The guy got in a head-on with his friend right behind and my spray pked both of them. I was LMAO. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 05:34 PM
Hmmmm...the only thing that comes to my mind. A while back when that polish wooden wonder P11 was released some dude in HL challenged me saying that nothing can take down that plane. I was flying G6/AS and was accused in using a speed hack, go figure.

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 05:35 PM
Yeh, blasting my mate into a bridge as he tried to run under it....he didnt exactly call me acheat but he reckoned my gunnery shouldnt be that good /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 05:43 PM
"The appear on six cheat" (I think he was kidding - but he did leave)
"The suspend in mid-air cheat" (This guy was serious)


I feel like replying "You might be able to do the same with practice, if you weren't so tied up in your exploit on a slider".
Instead I just ignore stupidity.

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Well at least online I ignore them...... it's the typing while flying thing..... It's not a good idea, I type with both hands and fly with both hands. Add a frosty beverage and a few itches that need scratched and suddenly typing is the last priority.

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 05:46 PM
I had complaints several times when flying a Stuka and shot someone down that "the darn AI tail gunner was too accurate", while as a matter of fact I shot them down myself from the tail gunner position. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 05:49 PM
Same here. Every time I shoot down someone with the tailgun, they whine about the AI gunner. Even when I shoot them from ranges that the AI gunner doesn't shoot from.

AI gunner has nothing on my mad headshooting skillz.

XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 06:00 PM
As an online ace, I get accused of cheating all the time. (when your good it comes with the territory). I don't know how "wierd" it is but in FB I was getting the better of a Yak driver in my 109. I was turning with him using trim then using the prop pitch zoom climb exploit at just the right time to beat him in the loops. He called me a "script" cheater.

As a true ace, I never get mad when someone calls me a cheat or steals my kill. Instead, we had some fun with it. The host asked me if I wanted to boot him I said no. The vets on the server told him that I was one of the best online pilots, and later I gave him a few tips. We all had a good laugh with it and he later said he was sorry and recanted.

This happens alot when you get someone in a Yak who thinks they are good. Then when I teach them a lesson using a 109 in what is supposed to be their strong point (turning) they get all bent out of shape. In IL2 it was the takoff flaps lift in german planes exploit, now it's gone and replaced by the the prop pitch zoom climb exploit. As anyone worth theor salt knows, real aces used exploits all the time. I love this game!



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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 06:02 PM
RayBanJockey wrote the same old BS

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 06:03 PM
I have been accused of aimbots, hacking my speed, damage of my guns, and damage my plane can take, hovering in mid air without stalling. Oh and at one time was thought to of had the invinsibility switch turned on for me while it was off for everybody else.

This one just happened this weekend

Was called a cheat because I was turning my 109 without stalling /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif , not because I was turning sharp but because I was turning and not stalling. I wasn't even turning hard at all, So I said heck watch this, loaded the trim to max and let her rip. He then continued with his, I am a programmer I know what can be done rant.

I get called a cheat so often now I take it as a complement now...l...thats kinda sad /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif , But I love it /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

But that still don't beat the chimney cheat. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 06:11 PM
Someone around here mentioned a bridge colision.

Well, as I was being hunted down very closely by someone in a LaGG I decided to fly under the bridge and see if I could loose the fecker.

He was so concentrated in getting me (My Emil was already leaking fuel) that he apparently didn't notice we were approaching the bridge.

As I pointed my nose under the bridge he tried to pull up in the last second and hit the bridge.

He said: "What kind of non-colision cheat are you using?"

Me: "WTF?! What do you mean?"

He: "there is no way anyone can fly under a bridge, there's not enough space!"

Me: "LMAO!!!"

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 06:11 PM
i've been called an ammo cheat??!? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif ....



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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 06:13 PM
Using padlock.

XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 06:15 PM
Err, SmokeJaguar... err, um, aaaah, just between the two of us, eh, could I slip you my e-mail adress so you can write me, privately of course, without "the others" knowing, um, about how EXACTLY you applied that "smokestack cheat"? Who knows, it just might come in handy next time I go online, as I am such a poor besterd flying...

Remember, though, this is between you and me, you can trust me... :-)

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 06:22 PM
Email and Invisible_Chimney_exe_v1.2 sent/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 06:24 PM
Funny you post this thread at this time. Just last Sat. flying P-39 in VOW, I shot the wing off of a Bf-109. The guy types "nice lag kill", as if somehow I'm the one who deliberately causes his lag. Of course, the fact that he bled all his E while futilely trying to turn fight another P-39 had *nothing* to do with it :b


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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 06:32 PM
Author: RayBanJockey
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Date: 06/17/03 05:00PM




As an online asehole, I get accused of cheating all the time. (but im too chickenshyt to say my name when I fly). I don't know how "wierd" it is but in FB I was getting the better of a Yak driver in my 109. I was turning with him using trim then using the prop pitch zoom climb exploit at just the right time to beat him in the loops. He called me a "script" cheater.

As a true asehole, I never get mad when someone calls me a cheat or steals my kill. Instead, we had some fun with it. The host asked me if I wanted to boot him I said no. The vets on the server told him that I was one of the best online pilots, and later I gave him a few tips. We all had a good laugh with it and he later said he was sorry and recanted.

This happens alot when you get someone in a Yak who thinks they are good. Then when I teach them a lesson using a 109 in what is supposed to be their strong point (turning) they get all bent out of shape. In IL2 it was the takoff flaps lift in german planes exploit, now it's gone and replaced by the the prop pitch zoom climb exploit. As anyone worth theor salt knows, real aseholes used exploits all the time. Like alt tabbing out and in of the game to warp on purpose occassional print screen warps I love this game, i also leave my skin dls on at all times so i warp around for other people so im harder to kill





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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 06:33 PM
RayBanJockey wrote:
-Blah, Blah, Blah.


It's getting old, very old.

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 06:35 PM
I've been accused of living in Australia to increase my lag!

I like that chimney cheat SmokeJaguar...very cute.

I've also been accused of a "skin cheat". I was playing on a full real server with externals activated, and I'd chosen a skin for an IL-2 that was made from sampling a screenshot of the ocean. They couldn't find me as I flw over the oceans/rivers, and so was accused of cheating by changing my skin midflight to match the terrain...cute idea, but I have no idea how to do it!

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 06:42 PM
Ironically, I do *actually* cheat on-line. When flying the IL-2 with AI rear gunner, I use my Jedi mind tricks to force enemy fighters to attack me from the rear.




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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 06:52 PM
I wish I could use the force when playing Virtual Pool 3 /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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06-17-2003, 06:57 PM
The cute girl from Iran across the street. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 07:10 PM
LMAO Good one! Took me a few seconds /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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06-17-2003, 07:39 PM
Well , is always about the speed. I was flying the other days my new toy which is P-47 and decided to load her with rockets. Like a good ol' vulcher I am! This guy took off , and being busy with straffing and blasting stationery aircraft I ended right in front of him. Dunno what he was flying , but my guess is a Hurri coz I felt deep in my arse his first salvo. Warp speed (that's how I call WEP) , hammerhead + roll, he obviously lost me coz I was in a quite shallow dive before , and ended just above hime , classic scheme if you want. As my mode 2 on my X45 fire all 8 guns took me half of a second to section his tail from the fuselage. Laughing, like a pig I am , I typed instead of S! , "Muhahahahahaha". That pi$$ed him off and accused me of lag cheating coz he lost me so suddenly and all that bla bla. Whatever , didn't went to the base to collect my straffing points but leaved the server coz he was carrying the same prefix name as the host , I thought I will never win this trial , so leaved. Hehehehe , was quite funny.

Oh , RBJ , how the heck are ya darin' to show (again) here when I saw you two nights ago being downed twice in 10 minutes? Of course , I was scared when I saw that RBJ THE ACE is joining the server. I said to myself that I shall do my best to match you , but this newbie was not that impressed about your name , hehehehe. That was funny to watch!

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 07:41 PM
Cheating on my wife.

That was weird because... I don't have a wife!

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 07:42 PM
antifreeze wrote:
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- Cheating on my wife.
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- That was weird because... I don't have a wife!
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Hawgdog
06-17-2003, 07:46 PM
SmokeJaguar wrote:
-What is the weirdest cheat you have been accused of?



Of being smokejaguar..now that was wierd

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 07:47 PM
RayBanJockey wrote:
- I was
- turning with him using trim then using the prop
- pitch zoom climb exploit at just the right time to
- beat him in the loops. He called me a "script"
- cheater.

He was half right now wasn't he? Strike one!!

- As a true ace, I never get mad when someone calls me
- a cheat or steals my kill.

The truth hurts, don't it? Strike two!!

Then when I teach them a
- lesson using a 109 in what is supposed to be their
- strong point (turning)

No comment! Strike three, yer out!!!!

They get all bent out of shape. In IL2 it was the takoff flaps lift in german planes exploit, now it's gone and replaced by the the prop pitch zoom climb exploit. As anyone worth their salt knows, real aces used exploits all
the time.

Real aces didn't have exploits! Strike.... Hey, you're all ready out!! Get the feck off the field!!!!




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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 07:51 PM
Once I Was in my IL2 and this 190 was harassing me on the way to target. He waxed my rear gunner and happily positioned in on my six at my speed for an easy kill. I dropped my bombs, which were set for a 1 sec delay and Boom! He accused me of an invulnerability cheat because he thought we collided and was mystified when the chat reported my RTB. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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Zayets
06-17-2003, 07:51 PM
LeadSpitter_ wrote:
- Author: RayBanJockey
- Rank: Over 2000 Postings
- Date: 06/17/03 05:00PM
-
-
-
-
-
-
- As an online asehole, I get accused of cheating all
- the time. (but im too chickenshyt to say my name
- when I fly). I don't know how "wierd" it is but in
- FB I was getting the better of a Yak driver in my
- 109. I was turning with him using trim then using
- the prop pitch zoom climb exploit at just the right
- time to beat him in the loops. He called me a
- "script" cheater.
-
- As a true asehole, I never get mad when someone
- calls me a cheat or steals my kill. Instead, we had
- some fun with it. The host asked me if I wanted to
- boot him I said no. The vets on the server told him
- that I was one of the best online pilots, and later
- I gave him a few tips. We all had a good laugh with
- it and he later said he was sorry and recanted.
-
- This happens alot when you get someone in a Yak who
- thinks they are good. Then when I teach them a
- lesson using a 109 in what is supposed to be their
- strong point (turning) they get all bent out of
- shape. In IL2 it was the takoff flaps lift in german
- planes exploit, now it's gone and replaced by the
- the prop pitch zoom climb exploit. As anyone worth
- theor salt knows, real aseholes used exploits all
- the time. Like alt tabbing out and in of the game to
- warp on purpose occassional print screen warps I
- love this game, i also leave my skin dls on at all
- times so i warp around for other people so im harder
- to kill

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 07:53 PM
When my joy fell from the table. I was accused of doing impossible manoeuvres. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 07:54 PM
I must admit, one of the pleasures of the FB community is waiting for an inevitable toolbox post by the Eye Brow Jockey.

Well done!

I suggest learning the Keyboard Exploit.

XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 08:01 PM
Btw, whos is the dude with no sig or post count?

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 08:06 PM
I haven't been accused of cheating yet... I'm not as good as RBJ, but I have had soeone tell me the lag was relly bad as one moment I was in their sites and the next moment I was 1000m+ above them...

He didn't realize on a boom and zoom, when you start your climb your moving 600 or 700+kmh. I recorded a track of it and sent it to him to show him what it looked like from my side.

I was passing VERY close to him on the dive so I need to work on it some more.

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 08:16 PM
I was on once a couple of days ago, and, I was in my 262, trying to out run this guy. I would of lost him if he wasnt at such a high altitude. We were now down at a low altitude (10m-20m) and up ahead, I saw an infamous invisible-treeline. I flew right over it and wack! He went right into it. Then he proceeded to accuse me of trying to lag the game by flying so low (???)


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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 08:22 PM
Hittson wrote:
-
- RayBanJockey wrote:
-- I was
-- turning with him using trim then using the prop
-- pitch zoom climb exploit at just the right time to
-- beat him in the loops. He called me a "script"
-- cheater.
-
- He was half right now wasn't he? Strike one!!

Hey "post hittson" I just do my calibrations buddy.


-- As a true ace, I never get mad when someone calls me
-- a cheat or steals my kill.
-
- The truth hurts, don't it? Strike two!!

The truth is me getting 1000 points in a full real game before I leave to go play medium settings with the big boys.


-- Then when I teach them a
-- lesson using a 109 in what is supposed to be their
-- strong point (turning)
-
- No comment! Strike three, yer out!!!!

Just because I know how to turn the plane as hard as it can and I also know how to squeeze every last drop of torque from the converter, don't blame me for being an ace and using it to blow the minds of countless Yak drivers.


-- They get all bent out of shape. In IL2 it was the
-- takoff flaps lift in german planes exploit, now it's
-- gone and replaced by the the prop pitch zoom climb
-- exploit. As anyone worth their salt knows, real
-- aces used exploits all the time.
-
- Real aces didn't have exploits! Strike.... Hey,
- you're all ready out!! Get the feck off the
- field!!!!

Who is this guy who thinks real aces didn't use exploits?

ROLFLOW Newbie. There is a web page that all it does is talk about aces and the exploits they used. I'm too lazy to dig it up though.

Seeing as you called 4 strikes in a row on the same batter that were balls you should have your head examined, buster crabbie.



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Zayets
06-17-2003, 08:31 PM
RBJ , get a feckin' life ol' crap! You're so outdated that every time I see yer name in a thread I prepare my swearing arsenal. Don't you think that you should try to leave it a bit easier? C'mon man! You can do it! After all you're an arse , sorry an ace...

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 08:42 PM
I was once accused of hitting "Refly" to collect points, instead of landing, on a ground-start server./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 09:53 PM
I was avoiding a vulcher taxiing in a p47and when on the runway i made s-turns and this bloke made 3 passes
on me. and missing. I couldnt take of bcause of the bombs and rockets so i kept on turnig ss,hoping some one w drive him of.well he crashed anyway and wsnt at all happy with
my ss(s-turns)and still i kept my plane on the runway.
(well...i was realy shaking LOL from the exitement ,but soon I too mumbled "donnerwetters" (forgot to press record)

he was convinced i cheated.
(Guess he never heard of luck!)

XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 10:01 PM
I was putzing around in one of those silly unlimited ammo Ubi arenas with an Il2-m

I had some complete noob on my tail with a La-5FN. I was armed with those small 50lbers with a 3 second delay. When he engaged me I hugged the ground as low as possible, dropping these bombs as fast as possible. Apparently, I "shot" him down with the resulting detonations.

He didn't accuse me of cheating, but I thought it a neat incident to share.

.

XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 10:02 PM
Altough cheat claims are very dubious in Il-2/FB, it can be quite annoying if you work your way behind an enemy and just when you are about to fire, *bang* he is 1000m+ above you. This is especially annoying in FR servers.

I ussually quit if it happens too much.

I don't accuse anyone of cheating because I know that this is impossible in Il-2.


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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 10:18 PM
People always say I'm using the c0cksoup cheat but I tell them it just isn't true.

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 10:21 PM
Well I suck so noone accuses me of anything, but this guy on a Hurricane was able to keep up with my La7 in about 30 degree climb.....I was doing about 430 and he was catching up pretty quickly

XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 10:26 PM
Gosh Helos, what is the c0ck soup cheat?

XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 10:27 PM
OMG...you have never heard of the c0cksoup cheat?

Holy crap....

Need I say more?

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Don't expect me to reveal the finer tricks of this treat...err cheat.

I won't be responsible for it being passed around this community.

Lets just keep that thing locked up, where it belongs.




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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 10:32 PM
Real aces exploit their aircraft.
RBJ exploits the sim.
RBJ should play CFS3 where his style is appreciated.

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 10:34 PM
Platypus_1.JaVA wrote:
- I don't accuse anyone of cheating because I know
- that this is impossible in Il-2.


FYI there is a cheat.It works like a charm.


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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 10:34 PM
well it didnt happen to me, but it happened to one of my squad mates while he was hosting

i was there and saw it

he was accused of having the "host advantage"

the guy said "must be nice haveing the host advantage"

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 10:42 PM
Flying VVS planes.

XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 10:43 PM
Flying German planes.

XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 10:43 PM
lol.

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 10:53 PM
Being that I am usually a target drone... my one and only time being called a cheater ... was taking off down the middle of the runway in a YAK something I think... nice easy takeoff..then some noob (he had that word in his name) called me a cheater?.. for what? being able to takeoff? or maybe I warped out as he tried to straffe me on takeoff... dunno..

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XyZspineZyX
06-17-2003, 10:58 PM
Rifleman75 wrote:
- well it didnt happen to me, but it happened to one
- of my squad mates while he was hosting
-
- i was there and saw it
-
- he was accused of having the "host advantage"
-
- the guy said "must be nice haveing the host
- advantage"


Sometimes it is nice to have the host advantage and instead of "toast" them, you "host" them. Also sometimes you enter a server and get that magical ping slot. (and sometimes you get that crappy ping slot). Online aces know about these ping slots. It's kind of like the luck of the draw in a way. Sometimes you get the ping slot that is 1 step ahead of almost everybody, people complaing about lag yet you see none, and every one of your shots is "On the money baby!" It's just one of those things. If I join a server, and my deflection shots that clearly should hit do not, I will leave the server and try around maybe come back till I find a good ping slot.


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06-17-2003, 11:29 PM
Instructing AI to return to base because it deprived the opposing team of air targets.


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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 12:09 AM
carguy_ wrote: "FYI there is a cheat.It works like a charm."

I'd have to say that we have a remedy for that cheat, carguy and if hosts would only use it, we wouldn't have to worry about "lag". Of course, unless you aren't talking about "lag"./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 12:20 AM
Putting a potato in my underwear why?

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 03:33 AM
Ray Ban Jockey, the more you type the more you show you have NO idea what you are talking about.

To equate online skills with anything that a REAL LIFE(tm) pilot does is plain lunacy. To exploit a failure or fault in computer code or parameters and compare it to a RL pilot exploiting of position/speed/flaps/whatever is apples and oranges. Also, your blantant use of what must be considered a true "cheat", and your joyful take on how you use it shows that all your really good at is playing a video game.

In Warbirds, we have a term for someone like you, and it isn't handed out to the hotsticks, because they are to honorable to use a cheat. It is called "gaming the game". Thats when you use a known fault in the game and use it to gain an unfair advantage.In Warbirds II, we had a period when the 109F had a double cannon ammo load. Alot of "gamers" jumped right to the plane. The real guys didn't use the plane till it was fixed. Even us diehard Luftwaffe guys used the Emil till the Gustav came out. Something tells me you would have been in that sucker in a minute.

How do you fly when your arms are so busy patting yourself on the back?

By the way, I have many hours front seat cockpit time in REAL LIFE(tm) WWII trainers with North American Top Gun. I know of what I speak. You need to replace "Online Ace" with "Video game player".


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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 03:48 AM
Funniest cheat I have been accused of was "being a marathon runner". An idiot newbie (or atleast I hope he's a newbie) accused me of cheating by not trying to out turn his Yak 3 or P-39N in an Fw 190A9. What is sad is that this guy wasn't joking, he was serious and banned me from the server/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif . Just in case you want to pay him a visit, his name is 25th_Cirrus. That doesn't mean 25th is a bad squad, all except Cirrus are friendly and fun to play with. Too bad they have that one really bad apple.

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:04 AM
RayBanJockey wrote:
-
- Hittson wrote:
--
-- RayBanJockey wrote:
--- I was
--- turning with him using trim then using the prop
--- pitch zoom climb exploit at just the right time to
--- beat him in the loops. He called me a "script"
--- cheater.
--
-- He was half right now wasn't he? Strike one!!
-
- Hey "post hittson" I just do my calibrations buddy.

Yes, your calibrations that used to skew the plane's FM and turn radius in your favor. And those that Oleg never intended to be in the game. THis makes you an exploiter, or cheater if PC isn't yer bag.
-
-
--- As a true ace, I never get mad when someone calls me
--- a cheat or steals my kill.
--
-- The truth hurts, don't it? Strike two!!
-
- The truth is me getting 1000 points in a full real
- game before I leave to go play medium settings with
- the big boys.

So you vulch and exploit? Pigs regularly get 1500 in Full Real without any cheats.
-
-
--- Then when I teach them a
--- lesson using a 109 in what is supposed to be their
--- strong point (turning)
--
-- No comment! Strike three, yer out!!!!
-
- Just because I know how to turn the plane as hard as
- it can and I also know how to squeeze every last
- drop of torque from the converter, don't blame me
- for being an ace and using it to blow the minds of
- countless Yak drivers.
Hey, I have no problem with you blowing Yak drivers minds, I'm just saying that they weren't turn fighters.

-
-
--- They get all bent out of shape. In IL2 it was the
--- takoff flaps lift in german planes exploit, now it's
--- gone and replaced by the the prop pitch zoom climb
--- exploit. As anyone worth their salt knows, real
--- aces used exploits all the time.
--
-- Real aces didn't have exploits! Strike.... Hey,
-- you're all ready out!! Get the feck off the
-- field!!!!
-
- Who is this guy who thinks real aces didn't use
- exploits?
-
- ROLFLOW Newbie. There is a web page that all it
- does is talk about aces and the exploits they used.
- I'm too lazy to dig it up though.
I wanna see it.

-
- Seeing as you called 4 strikes in a row on the same
- batter that were balls you should have your head
- examined, buster crabbie.

Nope, all stee-rikes, and seeing as you had an extra strike, you cheated. Not suprising at all /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif BTW: I like that Buster Crabbie comment. I will have to use that on people.



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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:26 AM
RayBanJockey wrote:
-
- ROLFLOW Newbie. There is a web page that all it
- does is talk about aces and the exploits they used.
- I'm too lazy to dig it up though.


-
Just like yer too lazy to show your face online!

AH hahahahahahah AH hahahahahahaha

Geeez, I crack myself up.

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 03:56 PM
Cheats accused of (not in any order...)

1. The "Climbing" cheat
2. The "Running Away" cheat
3. The "Tactics" cheat

My favourite was when I turned inside a G6 in my IL-2 (1st Series) as I was oly pushing 280kph and he was about 400Kph+

I booted full right rudder and cut a mean right break, lined him up and Whammo! I let of a volley of 4 RS-82's with a 1 sec delay. They didn't even need to hit him /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Anyway he begged the host to kick me "but he out-turned my 109!!" - Lame AssHat, you know who you are /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

JG5_UnKle

"Know and use all the capabilities of your airplane. If you don't sooner or later, somebody who does, will kick your ***"


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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:30 PM
Using elevator trim to consistently outsmart outturn and shoot down the host's I153 in my own I153./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

forgot:

And ofcourse using cheatIR /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif LOL

Message Edited on 06/18/0305:40PM by Dnmy

XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 04:44 PM
Just for Hittson....


http://vfish.net/images/wiw03gallery.jpg

Looks like you landed yourself a beauty!!


To answer the question posed, I was once accused of having an extra leg whilst playing Twister.

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