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Aero_Shodanjo
03-26-2005, 10:20 AM
My favourite blend is three sachets of Nescafe Creme, 300ml of water and ten ice cubes. Blend 'em together and voila!

A nice tall glass of ice coffee that perfectly suited for hot tropical Island where I live http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

What's yours?

EURO_Snoopy
03-26-2005, 10:23 AM
Nescafe 2 spoonfulls, HEAPED!! three spoons of sugar AND NOT TOO MUCH MILK!!! DAMMIT

Sorry for some unknown reason I get stressed easily

http://airwarfare.com/AWX/images/temp/sugar2.gif

Monty_Thrud
03-26-2005, 10:35 AM
No no..a nice cup of Tea,milk no sugar, in your mums best china...and a piece of cake and a large dose of TALLY HOOOOooo! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

EURO_Snoopy
03-26-2005, 11:03 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Monty_Thrud:
No no..a nice cup of Tea,milk no sugar, in your mums best china...and a piece of cake and a large dose of TALLY HOOOOooo! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Milk in first?

PBNA-Boosher
03-26-2005, 12:21 PM
Coffee is an addictive substance

call 1-800-NO-COFFEE to get the Caffiene addicts anonymous line.

PBNA-Boosher
03-26-2005, 12:35 PM
It looks like you guys could use a verse from Jim's Big Ego's song, Stress

Jim's Big Ego: Stress (http://www.bigego.com/moodyfood/stress2000.html)
___________________________________________
I'm addicted to stress
that's the way I get things done
If I"m not under pressure
then I sleep to long
and hang around like bum
I think I'm going nowhere
and that makes me nervous

Everbody's out to get me but I feel alright
Everbody's out to get me but I feel alright
Everbody's out to get me but I feel alright
Everybody's thinkin' bout me!

It's the little things that get ya
It's the little things that get ya
It's the little things that get ya
when ya weren't payin attention
It's the little things that get ya
It's the little things that get ya
It's the little things that get ya
when ya weren't payin attention


I'm tryin' to cut down on my caffiene consumption
so when I get up
I just have one cup of coffee
and i like to have another cup of coffee with my breakfast
and on the way to work I like to get a cup of coffee
and I like the cup of coffee that you get with the donuts
but I never get the donut
I just have the cup of coffee
and when I get to work I get a cup of coffee
cuz I like to have coffee when I'm talkin on the phone
but it usually goes cold and I have to get another cup of coffee
and then it's lunch, and I have an espresso
THen when I get back
it's not morning anymore
so I have a diet cola
and another diet cola
and then I'm feelin' fine
feelin' pretty sharp
I'm feelin' pretty wired
and I"m gettin gthings don
but right about 2:00
I get this little tiny migraine
it starts above my eyes
and then it moves to the back of my neck
then it moves to the bottom of my spine
but it doesn't get there till 5 or 6 O' clock
so I'm fine
so I'm FINE
so I'm FINE
except when I have to work late
when I have to work late
which I usually do

I'm addicted to stress
that's the way I get things done
If I"m not under pressure
then I sleep to long
and hang around like bum
I think I'm going nowhere
and that makes me nervous

Everbody's out to get me but I feel alright
Everbody's out to get me but I feel alright
Everbody's out to get me but I feel alright
Everybody's thinkin' bout me!

It's the little things that get ya
It's the little things that get ya
It's the little things that get ya
when ya weren't payin attention
It's the little things that get ya
It's the little things that get ya
It's the little things that get ya
when ya weren't payin attention

S 8
03-26-2005, 12:54 PM
I don´t understand how you guys can drink that substance called coffee.Is it something you have to learn to like,cause I´ve tried it three or four times and no,taste no good.

Same goes for beer and alcohol,taste no good.

I guess I have to stick to my ordinary fluids like water,lemonade,cocco,pop and milk. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

FoolTrottel
03-26-2005, 12:57 PM
The Senseo Rocks!

Mackane1
03-26-2005, 12:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PBNA-Boosher:
Coffee is an addictive substance <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


So what, goody two-shoes! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

F16_Neo
03-26-2005, 01:01 PM
Strong.
Black.
As the soul. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

EURO_Snoopy
03-26-2005, 01:05 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by S 8:
I don´t understand how you guys can drink that substance called coffee.Is it something you have to learn to like,cause I´ve tried it three or four times and no,taste no good.

Same goes for beer and alcohol,taste no good.

I guess I have to stick to my ordinary fluids like water,lemonade,cocco,pop and milk. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You will find it more appealing once you get past the teething and 'bitty' phase http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

KGr.HH-Sunburst
03-26-2005, 01:07 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FoolTrottel:
The Senseo Rocks! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

AMEN, must be another Dutch guy with taste?

First thing i do when i wake up i push my Senseo ON button, no coffee in the morning is a bad start of the day http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001ES9G2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

best invention since the wheel IMO http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

thefarb2
03-26-2005, 01:09 PM
ha d to quit booze, now coffee is my booze. much less fall out.

FI_Willie
03-26-2005, 01:11 PM
I prefer mine with a nice head and hefty beer flavor. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RAAsAxEU2LZbhuZwrlud*aEwi7b4AvO6L7SrHodkuxfrAnydt jhkfx*sWZKI25Ut9pbK3nOnUABIQXMXLXPlc0NDiIHHTh7dwVI pT4ynPyQ/beercooler1.jpg

UberDemon
03-26-2005, 01:11 PM
Yes,

Coffee is good. Anyone who says no, is wrong!!!!!

GIMME COFFEEEEE!!! NNNNNNOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!

Seriously, I've been drinking coffee every day since I was 4 years old...

D/UD

J_Weaver
03-26-2005, 01:11 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by F16_Neo:
Strong.
Black.
As the soul. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What he said, without the soul part. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Mackane1
03-26-2005, 01:12 PM
I like the "BODEN PRESS"...threw my KRUPS right in the garbage after I tried the French "press". http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

EURO_Snoopy
03-26-2005, 01:15 PM
You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When..

You answer the door before people knock.

You ski uphill.

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

You speed walk in your sleep.

You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

You lick your coffeepot clean.

You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."

You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.

You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You chew on other people's fingernails.

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."

You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

Cocaine is a downer.

All your kids are named "Joe".

You don't need a hammer to pound nails.

Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."

You don't sweat, you percolate.

You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.

You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

People get dizzy just watching you.

You've worn the finish off your coffee table.

The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.

Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.

Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.

You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.

People can test their batteries in your ears.

Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.

Instant coffee takes too long.

You channel surf faster without a remote.

When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."

You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.

You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.

Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.

You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."

You get drunk just so you can sober up.

You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.

Your Thermos is on wheels.

Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

You short out motion detectors.

You have a conniption over spilled milk.

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.

You don't tan, you roast.

You don't get mad, you get steamed.

Your three favorite things in life are...coffee before, coffee during and coffee after.

Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood.

You can't even remember your second cup.

You help your dog chase its tail.

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.

You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.

You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."

Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

Monson74
03-27-2005, 04:36 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by EURO_Snoopy:
You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When..

You answer the door before people knock.

You ski uphill.

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

You speed walk in your sleep.

You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

You lick your coffeepot clean.

You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."

You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.

You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You chew on other people's fingernails.

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."

You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

Cocaine is a downer.

All your kids are named "Joe".

You don't need a hammer to pound nails.

Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."

You don't sweat, you percolate.

You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.

You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

People get dizzy just watching you.

You've worn the finish off your coffee table.

The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.

Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.

Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.

You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.

People can test their batteries in your ears.

Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.

Instant coffee takes too long.

You channel surf faster without a remote.

When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."

You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.

You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.

Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.

You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."

You get drunk just so you can sober up.

You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.

Your Thermos is on wheels.

Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

You short out motion detectors.

You have a conniption over spilled milk.

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.

You don't tan, you roast.

You don't get mad, you get steamed.

Your three favorite things in life are...coffee before, coffee during and coffee after.

Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood.

You can't even remember your second cup.

You help your dog chase its tail.

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.

You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.

You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."

Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

(milk before goddammittohellsogetitwillya!)

Lav69
03-27-2005, 04:53 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by S 8:
I don´t understand how you guys can drink that substance called coffee.Is it something you have to learn to like,cause I´ve tried it three or four times and no,taste no good.

Same goes for beer and alcohol,taste no good.

I guess I have to stick to my ordinary fluids like water,lemonade,cocco,pop and milk. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

are you 12?

ImpStarDuece
03-27-2005, 05:22 AM
I'm sitting down at the moment with a cup of darjeeling with a touch of local honey in it. Thats TEA to those of you that live on a particular side of the Atlantic.

Actually, when I moved to Sydney my neighbours were Turkish and the intorduced me to the delights of coffee via straight, black Turkish coffee. Its the kind of stuff served in quater in thick porcelain thimbles. You could stand a spoon in it, that is, if the spoon didn' melt on contact. Turkish coffee is so strong that to prepare for it you must actually be drunk before drinking. Otherwise you go straight through sobriety and out the other side, which is never pleasant.

My normal coffee is a straight espresso. No sugar or milk, downed while still steaming hot, usually over a lesiurly brekfast.

Swivet
03-27-2005, 06:20 AM
1 large 16oz. cup, Maxwell House, 3 sugars, and Coffeemate French Vanilla creamer.......The time, is 819 am EST.....Happy Frikkin Easter http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

NorrisMcWhirter
03-27-2005, 08:29 AM
"tea drinking twit" here.

Coffee is bad for you

Ta,
Norris

Tgd_Voxman
03-27-2005, 08:55 AM
Peet's (http://www.peets.com/shop/shop.asp) coffee for me. Much better than starbucks. Love their Major Dickanson's blend....jolly good!

tsisqua
03-27-2005, 09:13 AM
6 shots of espresso, 1 cup.

A little cream and some flavoring, or some Bailey's http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif, top off with heavy whipping cream.

Enjoy . . . you will be buzzing for hours http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Tsisqua

SeaNorris
03-27-2005, 09:18 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Monty_Thrud:
No no..a nice cup of Tea,milk no sugar, in your mums best china...and a piece of cake and a large dose of TALLY HOOOOooo! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I Always take them when I am in my Beaufighter

TheGozr
03-27-2005, 11:02 AM
Make me think i need a coffee this morning with some croissants.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif.....ok then b back later

Monty_Thrud
03-27-2005, 11:25 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by EURO_Snoopy:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Monty_Thrud:
No no..a nice cup of Tea,milk no sugar, in your mums best china...and a piece of cake and a large dose of TALLY HOOOOooo! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Milk in first? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Absolutely http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

han freak solo
03-27-2005, 01:42 PM
Coffee, beer, or a little whiskey unlock my brain to get the ideas flowing. Of which I drink depends on the project or the time of day.

Good, inexpensive, basic coffee for me is Community Club from Louisiana. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

GreyBeast
03-27-2005, 02:27 PM
My coffee goes with lots of milk and just as much sugar.

Preferrably, I enjoy my coffee with a ridiculously thick-rolled Marihuana or hash joint, but those are "specials" that are only enjoyed after working hours.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

zetareticulan
03-27-2005, 07:21 PM
strong, black and bitter - just like my imaginary friends.

LStarosta
03-27-2005, 07:28 PM
Bleh... I've steered clear of coffee all my life... I hate the sh|t, personally.

Amon26
03-27-2005, 08:03 PM
I read a report the other day about how coffee (in small doses) is actually good for your digestive system, preventing colon cancer. And generally a cup or two wouldnt hurt to give you an energey boost.

It's the excess that's damaging.

That being said. I like strong dark bitter coffee, cigarettes, booze, and russian roulette.

BaldieJr
03-27-2005, 09:57 PM
Paul Newman has a line of coffee that is exceptional. Of course, if you aren't grinding beans, you really don't understand good coffee.

Tater-SW-
03-27-2005, 10:32 PM
Grind beans. Make espresso. Sometimes add some hot water ("americano"). Drink. repeat.

Nescafe is that instant ****, isn't it?

tater

han freak solo
03-28-2005, 01:39 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>
That being said.
I like***************************** russian roulette. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You are one lucky b*st*rd to be able to tell us about it. Just don't play it with a semi-auto pistol! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

BuzzU
03-28-2005, 02:31 PM
I don't fool with messy liquids. I mainline caffine.

[Gypsy]
03-28-2005, 04:22 PM
I make a pot (8 8oz cups) each morning in a thermal karafe.. usually fresh ground beans - dark roast - Jamician blend or columbian or french roast, etc.. drink it hot and black... been doing that for, let's see.. hmmmm 45 years.. drank it with milk until I was 15 y/o.. immune to caffiene.. oh, and I like a good expresso now and then... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Red_Russian13
03-28-2005, 05:02 PM
Some of us know what darjeeling is.

I drink coffee every single day...and I love it. Although I'm not supposed to drink it.

nickdanger3
03-28-2005, 05:29 PM
The machine:
http://www.lapavoni.com/Shopping/Shopping.asp?stato=2&cat=3&id_item=1&lang=2


The grinder:
http://www.illyusa.com/AB1666000/showprod.cfm?ObjectGroup_ID=219

The espresso: perfect

blakduk
03-28-2005, 05:30 PM
Anytime my heart starts to pound in sinus rythm i know my caffeine level has dropped too low.
I nice double espresso soon gets that arrythmia back!!!
BTW- the brand of coffee has little to do with the end result, its the barrista who makes all the difference.

GreyBeast
03-29-2005, 12:47 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Red_Russian13:
Some of us know what darjeeling is.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Red, get it right. The name of the song is "Oh my darling" and has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with coffee...

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

HotelBushranger
03-29-2005, 03:32 AM
Lol wow, I can't beleiv so many of you like Maxwell House, lol thats the bottom end of the scale

I have Bushels, 1 teaspoon of instant and 2 of suger, with lots of milk for breakfast, and a nice cuppa tea before I go to bed

Billy_BigBoy
03-29-2005, 03:47 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KGr.HH-Sunburst:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FoolTrottel:
The Senseo Rocks! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

AMEN, must be another Dutch guy with taste?

First thing i do when i wake up i push my Senseo ON button, no coffee in the morning is a bad start of the day http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

best invention since the wheel IMO http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/351.gif