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leitmotiv
02-02-2008, 01:51 AM
Does wind exist or is it a hysterical manifestation of forum group-think?

qlc1
02-02-2008, 02:15 AM
it really exists,just ask my wife

leitmotiv
02-02-2008, 02:20 AM
Good man!

MEGILE
02-02-2008, 02:33 AM
If a woman passes wind in a forest when no one is around.. does it make a sound?

K_Freddie
02-02-2008, 02:55 AM
Originally posted by Megile:
If a woman passes wind in a forest when no one is around.. does it make a sound?

No! but the forest stinks..
Hmm your sig picture says it all.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Feathered_IV
02-02-2008, 03:13 AM
I just released my own fragrance http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

MEGILE
02-02-2008, 03:32 AM
Originally posted by K_Freddie:

Hmm your sig picture says it all.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Touche!

leitmotiv
02-02-2008, 04:29 AM
Cheerleaders have been excused from biology by a cosmic dispensation.


http://www.usc.edu/student-affairs/IMREC/spirit/song/media/2004fball_02.jpg



<span class="ev_code_RED">"TOUGH LUCK SUCKERS!!!!!"</span>

DrHerb
02-02-2008, 06:40 PM
Do Pretty Girls Fart? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHcDP_Yew-g)

R_Target
02-02-2008, 06:45 PM
It exists, but it will pass.

leitmotiv
02-02-2008, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by DrHerb:
Do Pretty Girls Fart? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHcDP_Yew-g)


<span class="ev_code_RED">"NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"</span>


http://www.hogwild.net/images/Misc/cheerleaders-usc.jpg

Messaschnitzel
02-07-2008, 11:25 AM
Do Pretty Girls Fart? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHcDP_Yew-g)

You bet!

Yet another story from Messaschnitzel. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

I was in 6th grade orchestra class when one of the female students let one go. The teacher was explaining how to play a particular note and was preparing to demonstrate the technique. Everything was quiet, with the students looking on.

The teacher was just about to begin to play when this girl torched the varnish off of the seat of the chair with a loud, reverberating fart. It wouldn't have been so bad if it was a boy, or even a plain looking girl. It was bad because she was a very attractive looking girl who was in addition to being a cheerleader and first chair violin, was good in academics and posh social circles.

What made everybody feel the smirking schadenfreude http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif was that she was very condescending towards the school population's ordinary folks.

Even the teacher couldn't help laughing.

DmdSeeker
02-07-2008, 11:36 AM
Lietmotiv, I normaly enjoy your postings, but if you continue this off topic rubbish then I hope a mod (are there any left worthy of the tiltle? HELLO??) gives you a rest.

foxyboy1964
02-07-2008, 03:36 PM
"There shall be no rest for Leitmotiv."

luftluuver
02-07-2008, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by DmdSeeker:
Lietmotiv, I normaly enjoy your postings, but if you continue this off topic rubbish then I hope a mod (are there any left worthy of the tiltle? HELLO??) gives you a rest.
That is what happens when one thinks his wind doesn't stink like everyone elses. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Sillius_Sodus
02-07-2008, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by leitmotiv:
Does wind exist or is it a hysterical manifestation of forum group-think?

Pull on my finger and find out! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

Good hunting,
Sillius_Sodus