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M2morris
05-22-2006, 11:28 PM
I want to know why when I go out and fight against the enemy that when I play-back the track I don't get to see the enemy burning and screaming to death with thier skin peeling away in a horrible ear-drum shattering screeching death cry as they plummet toward a watery grave which death has chosen for them. Then, after all the death and destruction I have so painlessly unleashed toward these unfortunate foes, I screw-up my carrer landing because of damage or some other excuse and I am forced to burn in the cockpit, and while my face melts away from my skull I watch a halucination of some heroic comrads jumping onto the damaged hulk with fire extinguishers in a brave attempt to save me and maybe drag my smoldering body from the plane, and later I wake-up to pretty nurses in white uniforms, and they are asking me if I need anything, like maybe ice cream or asparin or a 38 revolver, as I lay in my hospital bed, fading in and out of conciousness and working toward my next major goal, which may be to just hit the fly-again button, or just ask for more morphine.

But other than that, this is a good sim and I really like it.
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Sorry just jabbering

LEBillfish
05-22-2006, 11:49 PM
yea................bad acid is no fun.

M2morris
05-23-2006, 12:25 AM
I was just blabbering away. Absolutlely No acid involved. I was peed cause I flubbed a carrier landing after flying a kick-as mission. That sucks.
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LEBillfish
05-23-2006, 07:05 AM
Originally posted by M2morris:
I was just blabbering away. Absolutlely No acid involved. I was peed cause I flubbed a carrier landing after flying a kick-as mission. That sucks.
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Don't ya, I said, Don't cha get it boy?....It's a joke son, a joke, I made a funny ! (http://www.wiseacre-gardens.com/buttons/pics/sounds/foghorn03.wav)

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Cadet_Bobo
05-23-2006, 12:24 PM
Foghorn Leghorn, hehehe, I wish I could be more like him.

MrMojok
05-23-2006, 01:48 PM
...and later I wake-up to pretty nurses in white uniforms, and they are asking me if I need anything, like maybe ice cream or asparin or a 38 revolver....

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I thought the whole thing was hilarious!

stansdds
05-24-2006, 04:24 AM
Yeah, pretty nurses would be a real plus, but I have to admit that online play with IL2/AEP/PF is ultra easy. Well, at least the connection part is easy, staying alive is a whole different issue.

M2morris
05-25-2006, 12:19 AM
I found that fogorn leghorn site(I think) LeBillfish. That foghorn character is THE funniest. How-ever,I couldnt find one of my favorite lines: " Look at me when I'm talkin to ya boy! nice boy but e does'nt listen to a word ya say."