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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 06:30 PM
Finally after flying Jaguars (not he who posts I hasten to add) for almost 10 years I have converted the once 'Cabbage Head' (Royal Marine) into flying mudmovers.

I would like to thank myself for this as SJ has solely tried to maintain his macho 'airy fairy' image whilst in the P39.

So now we will see Mr SJ online dropping dumb bombs onto fixed positions, hopefully with a bit of TF'ing down with the worms. See him fly the JU88 when it appears.

'bout time for the 'Pongo' to realise where his home is....back in his bl**dy trench /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

I thank you I thank you....Mr SJ will be taking questions now.

Yes the question from the guy at the back hit with the ugly stick..yes you sir..

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 06:30 PM
Finally after flying Jaguars (not he who posts I hasten to add) for almost 10 years I have converted the once 'Cabbage Head' (Royal Marine) into flying mudmovers.

I would like to thank myself for this as SJ has solely tried to maintain his macho 'airy fairy' image whilst in the P39.

So now we will see Mr SJ online dropping dumb bombs onto fixed positions, hopefully with a bit of TF'ing down with the worms. See him fly the JU88 when it appears.

'bout time for the 'Pongo' to realise where his home is....back in his bl**dy trench /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

I thank you I thank you....Mr SJ will be taking questions now.

Yes the question from the guy at the back hit with the ugly stick..yes you sir..

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 06:34 PM
Fneeeeeeeee/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Dogfighting is all very nice and tasty but there is something just primal and very satisfying about hauling a heavy bombload over to an infantry postion and slamming home the love as they run for cover.

And Hamish yer still an airy fairy mudmovin asshat (former)/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 06:34 PM
Thank you for taking my question...

What has prompted this dramatic change in tactics for Mr. SJ?



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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 06:34 PM
Thunderbolt56 wrote:
- Thank you for taking my question...
-
- What has prompted this dramatic change in tactics
- for Mr. SJ?
-
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I'm taking the 5th/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Though I am going to have to change my signature (tonight)/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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Message Edited on 06/18/0306:35PM by SmokeJaguar

XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 06:36 PM
I have never before seen anyone use "macho" and "fairy" in the same connection.

XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 06:38 PM
Mulla_Stondaa wrote:
- I have never before seen anyone use "macho" and
- "fairy" in the same connection.
-
-

Stick around... It can only get much worse/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 06:39 PM
Bet you enjoyed that with your SLR as well mate.../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

See you in the skies SJ.../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Time for one more question?...

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BlitzPig_Rock
06-18-2003, 06:41 PM
HamishUK wrote:
- Time for one more question?...


Uh oh - hes going to propose !!! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Run Jags Run !




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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 06:42 PM
BlitzPig_Rock wrote:
- Run Jags Run !
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---------------------------------------------> Gone!

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 06:42 PM
Umm yes, will you stand agaist that wall there? Yes, the one with the bulletholes in it.

Now, what were you saying about the P-39 being fairy??? *picks up MG42*

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 06:44 PM
Go suck on an exhaust Rock you big Northern Poofta..I mean what were you having this morning...Cup of leaf tea and a damn scone..../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

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BlitzPig_Rock
06-18-2003, 06:46 PM
HamishUK wrote:
- Go suck on an exhaust Rock you big Northern
- Poofta..I mean what were you having this
- morning...Cup of leaf tea and a damn scone....

hehe - nah just the tea & ciggies thx very much /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

At least I wasnt trying to get a webcam under my desk to take pics of some bird with white stockings on /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Ya perv.



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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 06:47 PM
Could the new sig possibly include a brandnew, fresh off the assembly line......
BrewsterHe111P-47IL2TB3?

Well?



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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 06:50 PM
How's this Bolt?

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 06:51 PM
Since Ham is gay. I thought he was going to tell us Jag was his new lover.

Afraid of the piggys? Nah!

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 06:58 PM
Real men fly the P-39.

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 07:00 PM
Real men eat peaches.

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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 07:00 PM
BlitzPig_Rock wrote:
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- HamishUK wrote:
-- Go suck on an exhaust Rock you big Northern
-- Poofta..I mean what were you having this
-- morning...Cup of leaf tea and a damn scone....
-
- hehe - nah just the tea & ciggies thx very much /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
-
- At least I wasnt trying to get a webcam under my
- desk to take pics of some bird with white stockings
- on /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif
-
- Ya perv.


I am shocked sir! I doth protest...I was merely ensuring that they were not falling down as this would have been a major faux pas for her.../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif



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XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 07:15 PM
"slamming home the love"


Poetry, pure poetry!


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Eeeeeeeeeee.......

XyZspineZyX
06-18-2003, 07:18 PM
FB P39 is a n00b plane.

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Spectre_USA
08-07-2007, 06:58 PM
I just had to bump this, it seemed cruel not to.

Besides, I wanted Rock not to be the only one with a still hosted pic, Lo these
many years later...

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Targ
08-07-2007, 08:13 PM
Smokjag has besmirtched us http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif
I wonder what the old coot is up to? After the sex change operation he just never felt comfortable being around the fellas, well maybe around Helo's but other than him...

heywooood
08-07-2007, 08:38 PM
is it Fnebruary already?

Bearcat99
08-07-2007, 09:38 PM
LMAO..

DuxCorvan
08-08-2007, 03:52 AM
http://www.videowatchdog.com/home/RoundTable/Images/Revival/d6.jpg

Hawgdog
08-08-2007, 05:14 AM
har
pilots lounge asshattery

crazyivan1970
08-08-2007, 06:21 AM
Goody http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
Dux this is an exact image i had in mind http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

T_O_A_D
08-08-2007, 07:32 AM
Good one Dux,
Reminds me of a Country song "Digging up Bones"

BlitzPig_Rock
08-08-2007, 07:59 AM
good grief

i havent posted here in years !!!!!

Hawgdog
08-08-2007, 08:00 AM
But teh luv of leghumping still remains? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

HamishUK
08-08-2007, 08:01 AM
Well well.....after all these years

My how times have changed.

Where is SmokeJag. I miss the old Glaswegian pongo.http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif

BlitzPig_Rock
08-08-2007, 08:04 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HamishUK:
Well well.....after all these years

My how times have changed.

Where is SmokeJag. I miss the old Glaswegian pongo.http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

aye - im sure hes up there somewhere enjoying the summer.

HamishUK
08-08-2007, 08:12 AM
Ho-hum

Lucky_Skunk
08-08-2007, 08:12 AM
Best thread ever.

HamishUK
08-08-2007, 08:15 AM
We need to make a comeback here. BlitzPigs and Eurotrolls dominated the forums 4-5 years ago

Bearcat99
08-08-2007, 08:26 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">We need to make a comeback here. BlitzPigs and Eurotrolls dominated the forums 4-5 years ago </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I thought you all were mutants...

LMAO!!! Dux talk about raising the dead....

HamishUK
08-08-2007, 08:49 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bearcat99:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">We need to make a comeback here. BlitzPigs and Eurotrolls dominated the forums 4-5 years ago </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I thought you all were mutants...

LMAO!!! Dux talk about raising the dead.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

We did mutate. The Trolls are no more and the Pigs are still about although much smaller than we were.

4 years ago....Now lets see if I can find more old threads to educate the n00bs http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

han freak solo
08-08-2007, 08:56 AM
It's like a high school homecoming game. All the old graduates come back to show off their mustaches and steal our girlfriends. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

han freak solo
08-08-2007, 09:07 AM
http://www.party4me.co.uk/images%5C28220.jpg

BlitzPig_Rock
08-08-2007, 09:25 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by han freak solo:
http://www.party4me.co.uk/images%5C28220.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

If it were the asian prince then you`d be right on the money.

Whatever happened to Sparky as well ?

Sheep got the better of him I suppose.

Spectre_USA
08-08-2007, 11:55 AM
The Asian Prince!

Ha! What a flashback...

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voidcracker
08-08-2007, 12:09 PM
Our "ancientness" can be seen in our forum incept dates...2001? Is that how long i've been with you idjits?


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Hawgdog
08-08-2007, 01:16 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by voidcracker:
Our "ancientness" can be seen in our forum incept dates...2001? Is that how long i've been with you idjits?


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yeah, cant we change that? Most of the early sign ons in 2002 were actually due to the crash of March 2002, when oobi lost all that data.

Spectre_USA
08-08-2007, 01:23 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by voidcracker:
Our "ancientness" can be seen in our forum incept dates...2001? Is that how long i've been with you idjits?
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December? Pff-fft, n00b!

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Choctaw111
08-08-2007, 02:04 PM
Holy Cats!!! This brings back some names I haven't seen in a while!

MEGILE
08-08-2007, 02:08 PM
Care Bears

LilHorse
08-08-2007, 02:16 PM
Oh! The hilarity! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

BpGemini
08-08-2007, 03:00 PM
BrRrains!! Brrrrrains!! ..... Nope, none here... moving on.

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T_O_A_D
08-08-2007, 03:05 PM
Man who left the gate open over at the sti?

The Pigs are running, even the old fat one's http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

BpGemini
08-08-2007, 03:12 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by T_O_A_D:
Man who left the gate open over at the sti?

The Pigs are running, even the old fat one's http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


I'm not old and fat. I'm just well fed and well aged. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

TX-EcoDragon
08-08-2007, 03:18 PM
I miss those Gemini servers. . .there was always a 39 to be found.

T_O_A_D
08-08-2007, 03:19 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BpGemini:

I'm not old and fat. I'm just well fed and well aged. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Picture please?

Oh wait a minute, your a Pig, second thought hold the picture. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif


<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TX-EcoDragon:
I miss those Gemini servers. . .there was always a 39 to be found. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yep they were always good fun, even if you werent a pig back then.

BpGemini
08-08-2007, 03:23 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TX-EcoDragon:
I miss those Gemini servers. . .there was always a 39 to be found. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Thanks, EcoDragon.
There were always fun to host too.

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ElAurens
08-08-2007, 04:23 PM
Sniff.....

I smell bacon.


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Good to see more of my Pig brethren here again.

To the non-believers out there I offer fair warning...

The Pigs will return to the sky, and when we do, no ground target will be safe.

Be sure.

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T_O_A_D
08-08-2007, 08:20 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ElAurens:
Sniff.....

I smell bacon.


http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Good to see more of my Pig brethren here again.

To the non-believers out there I offer fair warning...

The Pigs will return to the sky, and when we do, no ground target will be safe.



http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't you mean the ground won't be safe, no more than we fly It will be Lawn Dart city.

Be sure!

Oink!

At least we are still able to Ham it up. Er em I mean Spam it up. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

crazyivan1970
08-08-2007, 10:28 PM
It`s like....it`s like... History came to life http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

Korolov1986
08-08-2007, 10:46 PM
CWoS crashed again, huh?

Sharpe26
08-08-2007, 11:21 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Korolov1986:
CWoS crashed again, huh? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm afraid this is not CWOS. Most of these guys have been around since the days of the Il2 demo. And Ivan's right, history is indeed coming to life.............. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

HamishUK
08-09-2007, 02:45 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Korolov1986:
CWoS crashed again, huh? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

CWoS. Not our site.

TgD Thunderbolt56
08-22-2007, 07:09 AM
I must be bored. And to think I lurked around here for months before I ever decided to join this...er...club.

Page 7? bleh. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif