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LStarosta
01-17-2005, 07:10 PM
Me llamo Cristobal. Tengo diecisiete anos. Soy muy alto y guapisimo. Mis ojos son verdes y profundos. Soy muy inteligente y listo e interesante y intrigo y unico. Mi papa es un piloto. El es un piloto muy bueno. El es un €ace€. Mi mama es una maestra. Yo amo mis padres. Son interesantes, pero no mas interesantes que yo. Soy el chico mas interesante de mi familia, y muy posiblemente, del mundo. Todos los dias, me levanto, y se que YO soy €œEl Mejor€. Ningun es mejor que yo. Hecho. Soy el alfa y el omega. Tambien hecho.

Cuando tenia ochos anos, era muy fuerte. Trabajaba largases horas en las minas de carbon. Cuando volvia a casa, me ceno con mi familia. Mi mama decia que nuestras cenas eran humilde, desemejante de mi. Todos los dias, intentaba sobrevivir. Pero no era muy facilmente. En las minas de carbon, vivian los monstruos que llamaban €œlas Chupacabras€. Comian los trabajadores para el desayuno, el almuerzo, y la cena. No eran muy simpaticos. Mataba tres Chupacabras, y comia ellos con mis amigos. Eran muy dificiles epocas. Muchos mis amigos morian en las minas de carbon. Es un hecho muy triste.

Cuando tendre vientitres anos, sere un €œace€. Tendre impecable pelo y la perfecta sonrisa. Tendre un avion del combatiente. Disparare los aviones alemanes a la izquierda e a la derecha. Hecho. Yo y mi escuadrilla seran los mejores pilotos del mundo! Los alemanes tendran mucho miedo y respecto para nosotros. Cuando tendre sesenta anos, me retirare. En este tiempo, mi esposa Danni y yo tendran cuatro hijos y dos hijas. Viviremos en la casa grande, y haceremos mucho amor. Espero que mis ninos seran tan impresionante como yo, porque sere €œEl Mejor€. Los gentes del mundo me recordaran para los siglos. Hecho.



Thank you for enjoying this piece. As you can conclude, I am, indeed, an ace. Fact.

Good day.

BaldieJr
01-17-2005, 07:11 PM
You depress me.

LStarosta
01-17-2005, 07:13 PM
Ahh, I see yet another ace who enjoys impeccable grooming!

LStarosta
01-17-2005, 08:30 PM
Don't everyone praise my perfect Spanish grammar and usage at once...

GvSAP_Wingnut
01-17-2005, 09:14 PM
?Que?

NetDaemon
01-17-2005, 09:20 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LStarosta:
Me llamo Cristobal. Tengo diecisiete anos. Soy muy alto y guapisimo. Mis ojos son verdes y profundos. Soy muy inteligente y listo e interesante y intrigo y unico. Mi papa es un piloto. El es un piloto muy bueno. El es un €ace€. Mi mama es una maestra. Yo amo mis padres. Son interesantes, pero no mas interesantes que yo. Soy el chico mas interesante de mi familia, y muy posiblemente, del mundo. Todos los dias, me levanto, y se que YO soy €œEl Mejor€. Ningun es mejor que yo. Hecho. Soy el alfa y el omega. Tambien hecho.

Cuando tenia ochos anos, era muy fuerte. Trabajaba largases horas en las minas de carbon. Cuando volvia a casa, me ceno con mi familia. Mi mama decia que nuestras cenas eran humilde, desemejante de mi. Todos los dias, intentaba sobrevivir. Pero no era muy facilmente. En las minas de carbon, vivian los monstruos que llamaban €œlas Chupacabras€. Comian los trabajadores para el desayuno, el almuerzo, y la cena. No eran muy simpaticos. Mataba tres Chupacabras, y comia ellos con mis amigos. Eran muy dificiles epocas. Muchos mis amigos morian en las minas de carbon. Es un hecho muy triste.

Cuando tendre vientitres anos, sere un €œace€. Tendre impecable pelo y la perfecta sonrisa. Tendre un avion del combatiente. Disparare los aviones alemanes a la izquierda e a la derecha. Hecho. Yo y mi escuadrilla seran los mejores pilotos del mundo! Los alemanes tendran mucho miedo y respecto para nosotros. Cuando tendre sesenta anos, me retirare. En este tiempo, mi esposa Danni y yo tendran cuatro hijos y dos hijas. Viviremos en la casa grande, y haceremos mucho amor. Espero que mis ninos seran tan impresionante como yo, porque sere €œEl Mejor€. Los gentes del mundo me recordaran para los siglos. Hecho.



Thank you for enjoying this piece. As you can conclude, I am, indeed, an ace. Fact.

Good day. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


I fail to see the humor. / No le veo la gracia.

And you grammar and sintax are rather sad. / Y tu gramática y sintaxis dan pena.

Daiichidoku
01-18-2005, 03:49 AM
una cervesa, por favor

LStarosta
01-18-2005, 04:36 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NetDaemon:

I fail to see the humor. / No le veo la gracia.

And you grammar and sintax are rather sad. / Y tu gramática y sintaxis dan pena. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's ace humor, I don't expect you to understand. Ask my fellow Ace, Prefontaine. He knows what I'm all about. Fact.

Furthermore, I am not a native speaker, but rather write what I know from a few odd years of high school Spanish. But I thank you for your honest opinion. I knew my syntax was horrible, especially with Hecho (Fact.). But it was supposed to be a spur of the moment BS narcissistic type deal. And I had fun writing it. Fact.

Freefalldart
01-18-2005, 07:47 AM
No está mal...
Sigue practicando, vas por el buen camino.

Fish6891
01-18-2005, 07:51 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/351.gif De acuerdo

Sigue en tu camino, y a lo mejor un dia llegaras al nivel de el "BuenCaballero" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Y yo? Yo nunca sera tan brillante como usted porque yo soy un pescado, simple y afliccionado. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Respeto,
Pescado(Fish)

SeminoleX
01-18-2005, 08:37 AM
Google language translation:

I am called Cristobal. I have seventeen anuses. I am very high and guapisimo. My eyes are green and deep. I am very intelligent and ready and interesting and intrigue and unico. My Pope is a pilot. He is a very good pilot. He is "ace". My breast is a teacher. I love my parents. They are interesting, but not but interesting that I. I am the interesting boy but of my family, and very possibly, of the world. All the days, I rise, and that I am "the Best one". Ningun is better than I. Fact. I am the alpha and the Omega. Also fact. When tapeworm ochos anuses, was very strong. It worked you released hours in the coalmines. When volvia to house, I have supper myself with my family. My breast decia that our suppers were humble, desemejante of my. All the days, tried to survive. But it was not very facilmente. In the coalmines, the monsters vivian that called "the Chupacabras". Comian the workers for the breakfast, the lunch, and the supper. They were not very simpaticos. It killed three Chupacabras, and comia they with my friends. They were very dificiles epocas. Many my friends morian in the coalmines. It is a very sad fact. When tendre vientitres anuses, sere "ace". Impeccable Tendre hair and the perfect smile. Tendre an airplane of the combatant. It will shoot to the airplanes German to the left and the right. Fact. I and my squadron the best pilots of the world would seran! The Germans tendran much fear and respect for us. When tendre sixty anuses, retires to me. In this time, my Danni wife and I tendran four children and two daughters. We will live in the great house, and haceremos much love. I hope that my ninos you would seran as impressive as I, because sere "the Best one". The people of the world remembered me for the centuries. Fact.


Now that's funny...now that's entertainment. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Jungmann
01-18-2005, 08:50 AM
Chupacabras clearly overmodelled.

TgD Thunderbolt56
01-18-2005, 09:01 AM
I have to agree with SeminoleX...His post was far funnier. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

NetDaemon
01-18-2005, 11:10 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SeminoleX:
Google language translation:

_I am called Cristobal. I have seventeen anuses. I am very high and guapisimo. My eyes are green and deep. I am very intelligent and ready and interesting and intrigue and unico. My Pope is a pilot. He is a very good pilot. He is "ace". My breast is a teacher. I love my parents. They are interesting, but not but interesting that I. I am the interesting boy but of my family, and very possibly, of the world. All the days, I rise, and that I am "the Best one". Ningun is better than I. Fact. I am the alpha and the Omega. Also fact. When tapeworm ochos anuses, was very strong. It worked you released hours in the coalmines. When volvia to house, I have supper myself with my family. My breast decia that our suppers were humble, desemejante of my. All the days, tried to survive. But it was not very facilmente. In the coalmines, the monsters vivian that called "the Chupacabras". Comian the workers for the breakfast, the lunch, and the supper. They were not very simpaticos. It killed three Chupacabras, and comia they with my friends. They were very dificiles epocas. Many my friends morian in the coalmines. It is a very sad fact. When tendre vientitres anuses, sere "ace". Impeccable Tendre hair and the perfect smile. Tendre an airplane of the combatant. It will shoot to the airplanes German to the left and the right. Fact. I and my squadron the best pilots of the world would seran! The Germans tendran much fear and respect for us. When tendre sixty anuses, retires to me. In this time, my Danni wife and I tendran four children and two daughters. We will live in the great house, and haceremos much love. I hope that my ninos you would seran as impressive as I, because sere "the Best one". The people of the world remembered me for the centuries. Fact._


Now that's funny...now that's entertainment. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Indeed, that IS pretty hilarious http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Taylortony
01-19-2005, 11:44 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NetDaemon:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SeminoleX:
Google language translation:

_I am called Cristobal. I have seventeen anuses.Fact._

Now that's funny...now that's entertainment. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Indeed, that IS pretty hilarious http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It may be funny to you but when he gets a bad dose of the Bombay Belly it will be like the Space shuttle lifting off and firing on all engines http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

GreyBeast
01-19-2005, 01:03 PM
LStarosta! Eres la rubia más rubia del planeta! Sigues sin interesarte por m*?

To Freefalldart:

Wow! I had no idea Edgar Allan Poe spoke Spanish!