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danjama
07-04-2005, 02:56 PM
I want to announce the marriage of myself(334th_Zippo) and [BFs]Xenomorph (formerly enemies) on the coming 10th july. We decided to tie the knot after insultin each other after a messed up CoOp on HL and repeatedly swearing at each other leading to the realisation that we are in love. It will be at Duxford and will coincide with the Legends airshow. The service will be beautiful and starts at 1.00, u are all welcome. We realise u will all be preoccupiedwith the flying, and so were having the wedding under the flight line so u can all watch both! We look forward to seeing u all at our big day. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif

(This post is intended as a joke therefore any resemblance to real life proceedings are purely incidental, this is a disclaimer. Any similarities are by chance only and not intended to be taken seriously. This is a 334th_Zippo and [BFs]Xnomorph production.(C)

SATAN_23rd
07-04-2005, 02:58 PM
LOL, and it seems like only yesterday they were fighting...

(thinks for a minute) Wait, that was today!

Congrats on the announcement Xenomorph, I KNOW you must be thrilled!

MEGILE
07-04-2005, 02:58 PM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

yuo

nice?

steve_v
07-04-2005, 03:14 PM
Congradulations to the happy couple. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif
All my best

Fehler
07-04-2005, 03:45 PM
For those of us that cant be there (Little thing like the Atlantic in the way) we expect a full work-up of photos.

(And remember to have lots of planes in the background!)

NAFP_supah
07-04-2005, 05:04 PM
I thought you two were lesbians :|

NorrisMcWhirter
07-04-2005, 05:30 PM
lol...

erm..I'm [BFs]Xenomorph http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

As I'm tighter than a gnat's chuff, I'll buy the ring, you can pay for the wedding. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Ta,
Norris aka Xeno

PS: Apologies again for the ding ****. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

danjama
07-05-2005, 04:58 PM
We want more congrats than this lol thanks to all that have replied so far. Apparently the weather will be nice so yay http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

carts
07-05-2005, 05:05 PM
Well your of to a bad start,its love(lust?) to start with,the swearing and mutual hatred start later................like 10 mins after the nuptials http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Fehler
07-05-2005, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by carts:
Well your of to a bad start,its love(lust?) to start with,the swearing and mutual hatred start later................like 10 mins after the nuptials http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

That's not true.. My wife and I still have hall sex everyday.. after 17 years!

zjulik
07-05-2005, 07:15 PM
Halfway through the initial post, I thought, this must be a joke. Then I read the disclaimer and realized it`s really not. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

Chuck_Older
07-05-2005, 07:52 PM
Forum rules prevent me from posting what immediately comes to mind, but suffice it to say, it was said by Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann

WTE_Ibis
07-06-2005, 06:07 AM
Watch you six.

WTE_Ibis
07-06-2005, 06:07 AM
Cover it with both hands.