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11-05-2005, 11:43 AM
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Cabbie and the Nun

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices the very
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask
you, but I don't want to offend you".

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and
have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I
would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that, number 1,
you have to be single and number 2, you must be Catholic."

The ! cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a passionate kiss. But when they get
back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me for I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK.

My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

11-05-2005, 12:04 PM
I heard this on hyperlobby a few weeks back. Pretty funny although disturbing... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

11-05-2005, 12:11 PM
Ha ha ha, good one Sparty. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

BTW, Danjama, cool sig and nice quote. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif


11-05-2005, 08:07 PM
An old lady was trapped on her roof-top in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina, when a rescue squad came up in a small boat to take her to safety. They said: "Get on the boat Lady, we'll take you to safety." The Old lady pointed at the water; There was a baseball hat floating away. "Can't go yet" She said.
They all looked to where she was pointing. The baseball hat floated out a short ways, and then floated back, floated out again, and then back.
The rescuers scratched their heads, and then the old lady said: "That's my husband Harry, he said he was gonna get the yard-work done come hell or high water."

11-07-2005, 06:03 AM
LMAO @ Sparty! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif