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Maple_Tiger
08-18-2005, 04:39 AM
My sister has two brothers, and I only have one. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Can anyone one help me? This has been bothering me for many years. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

73GIAP_GSXR1000
08-18-2005, 04:44 AM
because your male, and from your sisters perspective you are part of the 2 brothers, from your perspective you have 1 brother and 1 sister, hence
My sister has two brothers, and I only have one

arcadeace
08-18-2005, 04:57 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif You got me, I was wondering if you were a part of a dysfunctional family, or families.

anarchy52
08-18-2005, 05:14 AM
The son of your father and he is not your brother. Who is he?

tigertalon
08-18-2005, 05:20 AM
Originally posted by Maple_Tiger:
My sister has two brothers, and I only have one. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Can anyone one help me? This has been bothering me for many years. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif


Firstrly easy one:
You have equal number of brothers and sisters, but your sister has twice as many brothers as sisters. How many kids in the family?

A bit harder follows http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

DadeBoy
08-18-2005, 05:30 AM
Originally posted by Maple_Tiger:
My sister has two brothers, and I only have one. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Can anyone one help me? This has been bothering me for many years. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif
Come on my five year old brother can figure that one out.

MEGILE
08-18-2005, 05:50 AM
You are your sisters fathers brothers uncles great-nephew.
That is why

FoolTrottel
08-18-2005, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by Maple_Tiger:
My sister has two brothers, and I only have one. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Can anyone one help me? This has been bothering me for many years. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

It's cos you've got one more sister than yer sister has ...

BSS_Goat
08-18-2005, 11:47 AM
Originally posted by Megile:
You are your sisters fathers brothers uncles great-nephew.
That is why

You got a purdy mouf....(insert Banjo music here)

vanjast
08-18-2005, 12:19 PM
the number of children in your family is 3
2 boys (one of which is you)
1 girl = your sister
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

RAF74_Poker
08-18-2005, 01:12 PM
Nincompoops ! The whole lot of you !

Obviously his father had multiple affairs !

Sheesh !

F19_Ob
08-18-2005, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by Maple_Tiger:
My sister has two brothers, and I only have one. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Can anyone one help me? This has been bothering me for many years. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif


Family matters are always complicated.
My solutions are often less than perfect but hey...it's free of charge.
As I see it There are atleast two ways to solve this issue.

1. If your sister happens to be or become transexual, then U infact have two brothers, atleast in spirit.

2. If instead your brother is transexual U got two sisters, wich really is better because they will leave your stuff alone and U wont have those brother to brother conflicts wich are so common.

There ofcorse are a third and fourth option, and that is if U are or should become transexual, or both your brother and sister aswell as U are transexuals, but here I've reached the limit of my brainpower to pursue this matter furter.

Well, this is the best I can achive with short notice. I'm always eager to help a brother in need...or was it sister?

cheers m8 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

danjama
08-18-2005, 03:18 PM
fantastic thread. i wish i could give input but im lazy http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

WarWolfe_1
08-18-2005, 03:27 PM
String Theroy.

This says it all.

F19_Gazoo
08-18-2005, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by BSS_Goat:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Megile:
You are your sisters fathers brothers uncles great-nephew.
That is why

You got a purdy mouf....(insert Banjo music here) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Maybe these guys are your brothers.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

http://straumod.nrk.no/AlltidMoro/AAPArkiv300/Hurra_Tor..._20011221_150336.wmv (http://straumod.nrk.no/AlltidMoro/AAPArkiv300/Hurra_Torpedo_300_WM_20011221_150336.wmv)

Maple_Tiger
08-18-2005, 04:47 PM
Lol,

Some of the responses were very interesting to the point where I had to laugh my *** off - it eventualy fell off.

However, because a few of you took this thread serious, I am left disappointed, dumfounded, and speechless.

That all pointlessly, mindlessly, and thoughtlessly typed, I lost my point. Of course, I was proubly not pointed in the right derection anyway. Not that I would know if left would be right or that right would be wrong.

That said, if I subtracted where I was from where I am now, I can figure out where I went.

lol, I'll stop now - me brain is hurting.

MEGILE
08-18-2005, 04:57 PM
I love these intellectual debates.. who's brother is my sister etc.

vanjast
08-18-2005, 05:05 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
And so it sounds like you still do not know the answer.. You live in the US, UK did you say ??
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

WarWolfe_1
08-18-2005, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by Maple_Tiger:
Lol,

Some of the responses were very interesting to the point where I had to laugh my *** off - it eventualy fell off.

However, because a few of you took this thread serious, I am left disappointed, dumfounded, and speechless.

That all pointlessly, mindlessly, and thoughtlessly typed, I lost my point. Of course, I was proubly not pointed in the right derection anyway. Not that I would know if left would be right or that right would be wrong.

That said, if I subtracted where I was from where I am now, I can figure out where I went.

lol, I'll stop now - me brain is hurting.


Your to tense.

Maple_Tiger
08-19-2005, 02:32 AM
No, I'm just pointless. Rairly do I ever have a point in wich it brings meening to ones self; infact, that could be any self.

Any way, I don't think it's fair that my sister has one more brother than I. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

ploughman
08-19-2005, 04:48 AM
I feel for you brother, I also have less brothers than my sisters. Although to be fair I twice as many sisters as either of them so you see it all evens out in the end.

JG54_Arnie
08-19-2005, 05:19 AM
Its idiotic indeed. I have two sisters, both have one brother, hence I should have two brothers..

WHERE ARE THEY!!!! ???? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif



now - was = went ? Now thats just bollocks my friend. No wonder your brain is hurting you. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

obviously now - was = no-as$ http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif

Maple_Tiger
08-19-2005, 01:35 PM
Lol Arnie,

Nice to see that I'm not alone in this troubled world; that said, Sometimes I'm too afraid to go out side.

danjama
08-19-2005, 04:20 PM
MT where u been stranger, i havnt seen u on HL for ages. Sorry to go OT. I have the right i already posted here before http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif its zippo by the way

Maple_Tiger
08-19-2005, 06:02 PM
Zip bro lol.

Ya, its been about two weaks and going on three lol. I sent in my Fighter stick for repair about two weaks ago. I should have it back very soon.

Me misses flying lol - crashing into the ground. Mayby I should stop drinking and flying?

wayno7777
08-19-2005, 10:41 PM
Tomorrow is the yesterday you worried about today....

Maple_Tiger
08-20-2005, 12:09 PM
Good point Wayno.

However, today was yesterday and yesterday being the day before. That said, Today will be tomorrow when it's the next day.

Lets just stick with the present day - shall we?

Pirschjaeger
08-21-2005, 12:56 AM
Originally posted by RAF74_Poker:
Nincompoops ! The whole lot of you !

Obviously his father had multiple affairs !

Sheesh !

The real question is "Does your father know who the mother is?"

Fritz

Pirschjaeger
08-21-2005, 01:01 AM
Originally posted by wayno7777:
Tomorrow is the yesterday you worried about today....

Are you sure? Today is the yesterday that you'll worrie about tomorrow.

Add beer today and you get something a little different. Today is the yesterday that you'll feel but forget tomorrow.

Fritz