PDA

View Full Version : Last night I was in a hot tub with Nicole Kidman...



XyZspineZyX
08-05-2003, 03:14 AM
...we were sipping wine, nibbling on cheese and talking about the patch.
She said that she hopes the La-7 gets modeled less "uber-like" and that the 45mm on the Yak 9K should fire faster.
I agreed, (mostly because she's really good looking), and poured some more wine.
Well, that's when Pamela Anderson walked in.
Man, she's always wrecking my fun! (ex girlfriends can be such a pain)
Anyway, Pam had to go and start crying about the poor 190 FM and the next thing you know a cat fight broke out between the two of them over who was a better P-39 pilot, me or RBJ.
Man, what a mess.
By the time it was all over I had got Pam into a taxi by promising her I'd give her some tips on how to turn in a P-47 and Nicole was busy on the phone trying to get me the lead in the sequel to Pearl Harbour.
Bottom line...I guess everyone is stressed about the patch.
Even those reporters out front from the National Enquirer.



Sorry guys. I guess I'm bored.

Message Edited on 08/05/0310:03PM by Tully__

XyZspineZyX
08-05-2003, 03:14 AM
...we were sipping wine, nibbling on cheese and talking about the patch.
She said that she hopes the La-7 gets modeled less "uber-like" and that the 45mm on the Yak 9K should fire faster.
I agreed, (mostly because she's really good looking), and poured some more wine.
Well, that's when Pamela Anderson walked in.
Man, she's always wrecking my fun! (ex girlfriends can be such a pain)
Anyway, Pam had to go and start crying about the poor 190 FM and the next thing you know a cat fight broke out between the two of them over who was a better P-39 pilot, me or RBJ.
Man, what a mess.
By the time it was all over I had got Pam into a taxi by promising her I'd give her some tips on how to turn in a P-47 and Nicole was busy on the phone trying to get me the lead in the sequel to Pearl Harbour.
Bottom line...I guess everyone is stressed about the patch.
Even those reporters out front from the National Enquirer.



Sorry guys. I guess I'm bored.

Message Edited on 08/05/0310:03PM by Tully__

XyZspineZyX
08-05-2003, 03:22 AM
How come my girls were at your house??? I guess to much time playing IL2 FB will drive a girl away.

http://www.hardrockhotel.com/rock/memorabilia/elvis.jpg


Thankya Thankya very much
Van Elvis

XyZspineZyX
08-05-2003, 05:28 AM
you only think you are lucky,i was in a hottub with hillary clinton,she said there was something wrong with the sturmovik technica site

XyZspineZyX
08-05-2003, 05:37 AM
Funny. In my version, Pam just climbs on into the hot tub with me and Nicole . . . and Britny.

http://www.cherokee.org/Culture/images/proctorZeke.jpg
"My ancestors didn't come over in the Mayflower--they met the boat."


http://www.theinformationminister.com/press.php?ID=612345111

XyZspineZyX
08-05-2003, 05:56 AM
Where did you find Britny (or Britney)?

Message Edited on 08/05/0310:01PM by Tully__

XyZspineZyX
08-05-2003, 06:31 AM
She was coming in her own Hurry IIc, that's where he found her... /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif



R. "Rola" Skibicki

-----------------------------------
Polish Aviation Museum supports us!
http://www.muz-lotnictwa.krakow.pl

XyZspineZyX
08-05-2003, 06:37 AM
http://www.goobage.com/pics/cameltoeelvis.jpg


<center>http://www.goobage.com/pics/D_Rat.gif </center>
<center><font><font size=1 ><font color=000000>Visit RatFinks Screaming Pile of Sin and Confusion</font></font size> (http://www.goobage.com/forum.php)</center>

XyZspineZyX
08-05-2003, 09:58 AM
Dream on you guys, I'd prefer Silvia Saint and Jenna Jameson.



http://www.student.richmond.edu/~vk5qa/images/forumsig.jpg


"Come on in, I'll treat you right. I used to know your daddy."

Message Edited on 08/05/0310:02PM by Tully__

XyZspineZyX
08-05-2003, 12:50 PM
Rat, I had to borrow your Elvis pic.

Thanx man!

<center>http://af-helos.freewebspace.com/1NewHelos1.gif
<center><font face="verdana" size="1">Whop!-Whop!

Tully__
08-05-2003, 01:03 PM
Hmmm, I'm bored too.... I wonder who I can ban..... /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

<center> ================================================== ========================= </center>

<center> <img src=http://members.optusnet.com.au/tully_78th/Corsair.jpg> </center>

<center> The "under performing planes" thread (http://www.simhq.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=35;t=007540) /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </center>
<center> Forum Terms of Use (http://www.ubi.com/US/Info/TermsOfUse.htm) </center>
<center><font size="-2" color="#88aadd">IL2 Forums Moderator</font></center>


Salut
Tully