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XyZspineZyX
07-08-2003, 06:11 AM
I'd like to announce the construction of a new organization for this forum. These people's knowledge of IL-2 and FB are surpassed by none. They are the best of the best, both in the pit and in front of the classroom. They battle daily the evils of the world, your flap users, your inproper fuel mixers, your bat turners, your patch whiners, your luft/yank/russkie/brit/italian/finn-whiners. They are your source for accurate information amongst the sewage spewed here by those impostering knowledgeable FB/il-2 players. Except no substitute and except no advice from someone not sporting the title of.....

"The League of Extraordinarily Well Informed Forumers"

Coming to a post near you.

http://www.rmutt.netfirms.com/league.gif


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XyZspineZyX
07-08-2003, 06:11 AM
I'd like to announce the construction of a new organization for this forum. These people's knowledge of IL-2 and FB are surpassed by none. They are the best of the best, both in the pit and in front of the classroom. They battle daily the evils of the world, your flap users, your inproper fuel mixers, your bat turners, your patch whiners, your luft/yank/russkie/brit/italian/finn-whiners. They are your source for accurate information amongst the sewage spewed here by those impostering knowledgeable FB/il-2 players. Except no substitute and except no advice from someone not sporting the title of.....

"The League of Extraordinarily Well Informed Forumers"

Coming to a post near you.

http://www.rmutt.netfirms.com/league.gif


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XyZspineZyX
07-08-2003, 06:21 AM
I

just

crapped

my

pants.

The shark has been jumped.

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XyZspineZyX
07-08-2003, 08:07 AM
ich bin ein Ubern00b

<center>Another BlitzPig</center>

michapma
07-08-2003, 08:30 AM
Clean yourself up, Baldie.

I for one call for the immediate dissolution of this so-called league. The last thing we need are a bunch of know-it-alls leaping about the forums in spandex.

Besdies, I might not be allowed in.

<table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10"><tr valign="middle" bgcolor="#3e463b"><td height="40" colspan="3" align="center">The ongoing IL-2 User's Guide project (http://people.ee.ethz.ch/~chapman/il2guide/)</a></td></tr><tr bgcolor="#515e2f"><td width="40%">FB engine management:
Manifold Pressure sucks (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182081-1.html)
Those Marvelous Props (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182082-1.html)
Mixture Magic (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182084-1.html)
Putting It All Together (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182085-1.html)
Those Fire-Breathing Turbos (Part 1 of 6) (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182102-1.html)</td><td align="center">

SKULLS_Chap

<a href="http://www.skulls98.netfirms.com/il2/index.html" target="_blank" style="color: #191970; font-size: medium">The
SKULLS</a></p></td><td width="40%" align="right" valign="top">Hardware:
Flight Simulation Performance Analyzed (http://www.simhq.com/_air/air_062a.html)
Building a home-made throttle quadrant step by step (http://forums.ubi.com/messages/message_view-topic.asp?name=us_il2sturmovik_gd&id=zkavv)
Sound Can Be Hazardous for Games (http://www6.tomshardware.com/game/20030405/index.html)</td></tr></table>

XyZspineZyX
07-08-2003, 09:45 AM
I nominate RBJ as President

XyZspineZyX
07-08-2003, 09:53 AM
/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Exactly what was needed!


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Then a powerful demon, a prowler through the dark,
nursed a hard grievance.

XyZspineZyX
07-08-2003, 09:55 AM
my nomination is for RBJ deciding who is allowed to join

Zayets
07-08-2003, 10:27 AM
I would like to nominate RBJ as moderator. My vote goes for him. Also , if more positions can be held by a person , I would like to nominate him for Forum Manager.
Also , my vote for the titles of Ace of Aces , Most Useful Member and Stud of the Millenia will go also for RBJ.
Please cast your votes in this thread.
Zayets out

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XyZspineZyX
07-08-2003, 01:26 PM
Can I be the chief asshat?

We few, we happy few, we band of W√ľrgerwhiners...
http://home.wanadoo.nl/wana.mail1/Op****/WurgerwhinerLogo.jpg

Zayets
07-08-2003, 01:44 PM
Demolisher_ wrote:
- Can I be the chief asshat?

You have to prove yourself. After that , a referendum will be held. You cannot propose yourself to a certain position /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif
Zayets out



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XyZspineZyX
07-08-2003, 03:42 PM
Plus: they all must have the patch. For with the patch, you can see so much better.



http://home.wanadoo.nl/wana.mail1/Op****/Patch.jpg

XyZspineZyX
07-08-2003, 05:31 PM
LOL Mutt, this is good

Regards,
VFC*Crazyivan
http://www.rmutt.netfirms.com/ivan-reaper.gif

"No matter how good the violin may be, much depends on the violinist. I always felt respect for an enemy pilot whose plane I failed to down." Ivan Kozhedub

XyZspineZyX
07-09-2003, 01:46 AM
so did RBJ win ??

XyZspineZyX
07-09-2003, 02:35 AM
He always wins. He's an ace, remembah?


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XyZspineZyX
07-09-2003, 02:38 AM
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michapma
07-09-2003, 07:34 AM
Mutt,

Glad to see you got your sig pic in hand. The 40 or 50k size was slowing up my LAN connection badly. skinStick and other irresponsible forum citizens who abuse the mods' tolerance can learn from your shining example.

I think your spandex is riding up on you a bit though.

/i/smilies/16x16_robot-tongue.gif

<table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10"><tr valign="middle" bgcolor="#3e463b"><td height="40" colspan="3" align="center">The ongoing IL-2 User's Guide project (http://people.ee.ethz.ch/~chapman/il2guide/)</a></td></tr><tr bgcolor="#515e2f"><td width="40%">FB engine management:
Manifold Pressure sucks (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182081-1.html)
Those Marvelous Props (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182082-1.html)
Mixture Magic (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182084-1.html)
Putting It All Together (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182085-1.html)
Those Fire-Breathing Turbos (Part 1 of 6) (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182102-1.html)</td><td align="center">

SKULLS_Chap

<a href="http://www.skulls98.netfirms.com/il2/index.html" target="_blank" style="color: #191970; font-size: medium">The
SKULLS</a></p></td><td width="40%" align="right" valign="top">Hardware:
Flight Simulation Performance Analyzed (http://www.simhq.com/_air/air_062a.html)
Building a home-made throttle quadrant step by step (http://forums.ubi.com/messages/message_view-topic.asp?name=us_il2sturmovik_gd&id=zkavv)
Sound Can Be Hazardous for Games (http://www6.tomshardware.com/game/20030405/index.html)</td></tr></table>

XyZspineZyX
07-09-2003, 07:43 AM
I would like to apply as the unit spammer. I seem to be good at that.

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XyZspineZyX
07-09-2003, 07:49 AM
What happened to the Storm Bird Maj? Now it's a cat?

XyZspineZyX
07-09-2003, 07:52 AM
UR_Spinne wrote:
- What happened to the Storm Bird Maj? Now it's a cat?
-
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-
-

Stupid host kept changing the address of the pic, so after changing it 4 times I gave up.

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XyZspineZyX
07-09-2003, 07:53 AM
You are all pussies Dave's /i/smilies/16x16_robot-tongue.gif

<center>http://www.churchofthegrey.com/coolferret/hal9000/hal2.jpg <marquee>Well, I don't think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before and it has always been due to human error.</marquee></center>

XyZspineZyX
07-09-2003, 10:52 AM
michapma wrote:
- Mutt,
-
- Glad to see you got your sig pic in hand. The 40 or
- 50k size was slowing up my LAN connection badly.
- skinStick and other irresponsible forum citizens who
- abuse the mods' tolerance can learn from your
- shining example.
-

Uhh, his is 22,524 and mine is 30,935. Higher, yes, but hardly irresponsible. Plus, the pics in this thread(including his "league of forumers" and the patch cat) are a bit higher.

Perspective, please.


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XyZspineZyX
07-09-2003, 11:26 AM
The cat pic is way over the limit, but I don't plan on keeping it much longer

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michapma
07-09-2003, 11:42 AM
Infidel! How dare you question me. Your sig is 655x117 pixels, well in excess of the strict 400x200 limit, and your weekend pass is revoked.

My LAN can no longer bear the flippant dimensions of your pixel-hungry signature monstrosity.

And, in case you missed it, /i/smilies/16x16_robot-tongue.gif

<table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10"><tr valign="middle" bgcolor="#3e463b"><td height="40" colspan="3" align="center">The ongoing IL-2 User's Guide project (http://people.ee.ethz.ch/~chapman/il2guide/)</a></td></tr><tr bgcolor="#515e2f"><td width="40%">FB engine management:
Manifold Pressure sucks (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182081-1.html)
Those Marvelous Props (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182082-1.html)
Mixture Magic (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182084-1.html)
Putting It All Together (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182085-1.html)
Those Fire-Breathing Turbos (Part 1 of 6) (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182102-1.html)</td><td align="center">

SKULLS_Chap

<a href="http://www.skulls98.netfirms.com/il2/index.html" target="_blank" style="color: #191970; font-size: medium">The
SKULLS</a></p></td><td width="40%" align="right" valign="top">Hardware:
Flight Simulation Performance Analyzed (http://www.simhq.com/_air/air_062a.html)
Building a home-made throttle quadrant step by step (http://forums.ubi.com/messages/message_view-topic.asp?name=us_il2sturmovik_gd&id=zkavv)
Sound Can Be Hazardous for Games (http://www6.tomshardware.com/game/20030405/index.html)</td></tr></table>

XyZspineZyX
07-10-2003, 12:54 AM
You swine. I didn't see the goofy emoticon, nor would I have associated it with anything anyway. Please dumb down your posts in the future. They'z too sneeky fo' mee /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Oh, and as a funny aside(a little high-tech calculation if you will):

655x117=76,635
400x200=80,000

I thought that was too good to pass up /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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