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XyZspineZyX
10-18-2003, 06:05 AM
Ok Ok so i know it's OT but i was going through my desk drawer today & found this. My girls are 6 & 10....so i'm saving this one. IF you have a girl that's dating age print a few of these pupies out and leave them lying around the house where she can find them. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
Cruel Joke i know....but funny to watch the look on baby girls face when she reads it. So here it is just copy & paste.

Application For Permission To
Date My Daughter

Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, work history, linage,complete & current medical report from you doctor & three written references persons NOT related to you whom are all outstanding pillars of the community.

Full Given Name:_____________________
Date Of Birth:______________________
(No nick names such as slouchy, p-dog, g-money, spike, are allowed)
Height: ___________ Weight:___________ Eye Color:________ Hair Color:_______
Length of Hair (Check One) GI Issue [] Average [] Prepy Surfer Cut [] Headbanger []
Social Security #:____________________
Drivers License #: ___________________
Boy Scout Rank:_______________________
Telephone #:__________________________
Home address:_________________________
(Include directions)
City:____________________ State:_____________________ Zip:_________________

1.Do you have 1 male & 1 female Parent? _______________________________
If "No", Explain:


2.Number of years your parents have been married? _______________________
Any Brothers or Sisters? ___________
Are they Normal? ____________________

3.Do you have access to a Van? _______
Truck with big tires? ________________
Water bed? ___________________________

4.Do have an ear ring, nose ring, nipple ring, belly button ring, tounge ring, or Prince AlbertPiercing? ___________

5.Do you Have a Tattoo? ___________________

If you answered yes to #3, #4, or #5 discontinue this application and leave
Immediately!!!

6.In 50 words or less what does late mean to you?


7.In 50 words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you?

8.In 50 words or less, what does I AM A GUN COLLECTOR mean to you?

9.In 50 words or less, what does Abstinence mean to you?

10. In 50 words or less, what does REAL PAIN mean to you?

11.Church/Temple/Synagogue you attend: ___________________
How Often do you attend? _______________________________

12.When would be the best time to interview you Mother & Father? _________

13.When would be the best time to interview your Pastor/Priest/Rabbi? _______

14.Please Fill in any blanks or additional information here:


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XyZspineZyX
10-18-2003, 06:05 AM
Ok Ok so i know it's OT but i was going through my desk drawer today & found this. My girls are 6 & 10....so i'm saving this one. IF you have a girl that's dating age print a few of these pupies out and leave them lying around the house where she can find them. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
Cruel Joke i know....but funny to watch the look on baby girls face when she reads it. So here it is just copy & paste.

Application For Permission To
Date My Daughter

Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, work history, linage,complete & current medical report from you doctor & three written references persons NOT related to you whom are all outstanding pillars of the community.

Full Given Name:_____________________
Date Of Birth:______________________
(No nick names such as slouchy, p-dog, g-money, spike, are allowed)
Height: ___________ Weight:___________ Eye Color:________ Hair Color:_______
Length of Hair (Check One) GI Issue [] Average [] Prepy Surfer Cut [] Headbanger []
Social Security #:____________________
Drivers License #: ___________________
Boy Scout Rank:_______________________
Telephone #:__________________________
Home address:_________________________
(Include directions)
City:____________________ State:_____________________ Zip:_________________

1.Do you have 1 male & 1 female Parent? _______________________________
If "No", Explain:


2.Number of years your parents have been married? _______________________
Any Brothers or Sisters? ___________
Are they Normal? ____________________

3.Do you have access to a Van? _______
Truck with big tires? ________________
Water bed? ___________________________

4.Do have an ear ring, nose ring, nipple ring, belly button ring, tounge ring, or Prince AlbertPiercing? ___________

5.Do you Have a Tattoo? ___________________

If you answered yes to #3, #4, or #5 discontinue this application and leave
Immediately!!!

6.In 50 words or less what does late mean to you?


7.In 50 words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you?

8.In 50 words or less, what does I AM A GUN COLLECTOR mean to you?

9.In 50 words or less, what does Abstinence mean to you?

10. In 50 words or less, what does REAL PAIN mean to you?

11.Church/Temple/Synagogue you attend: ___________________
How Often do you attend? _______________________________

12.When would be the best time to interview you Mother & Father? _________

13.When would be the best time to interview your Pastor/Priest/Rabbi? _______

14.Please Fill in any blanks or additional information here:


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Message Edited on 10/18/0312:08AM by Copperhead310th

XyZspineZyX
10-18-2003, 06:08 AM
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Buzz_25th
10-18-2003, 06:13 AM
Your daughter will be very lonely.

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XyZspineZyX
10-18-2003, 06:17 AM
Just wait until they're 17 and trying to explain to you that oral sex is just making out! That's why I'm a big believer in aluminum baseball bats!!! Just swing it 'till it pings and you're done!




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XyZspineZyX
10-18-2003, 06:26 AM
Gee that post count on your new name is just jumping right yup there eh Buzz?

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XyZspineZyX
10-18-2003, 06:33 AM
Im 17, and am also a P.I.M.P., oral sex is fine with me as long as she knows what she's doing.

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XyZspineZyX
10-18-2003, 06:36 AM
You ever come aorund my place kiddo i'll shoot you /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif
lol JK /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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Buzz_25th
10-18-2003, 06:38 AM
Getting posts was never a problem for me Copper. Getting rid of them is the problem../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

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XyZspineZyX
10-18-2003, 06:43 AM
Mine is 14. I began sleeping with a shot-gun a few years ago /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
10-18-2003, 06:47 AM
LOL, Im a good guy. I'll take of her.

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XyZspineZyX
10-18-2003, 06:59 AM
I ve a 14 years old daughter, that is an excellent piece of work, printing it already.... I live in Portugal, can t finf alluminium baseball bats here I wonder if a 60 cm ( 2 feet) long lead pipe will have the same effect on the pretenders /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

English is not my natural language, sorry for any spelling mistake.... /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

XyZspineZyX
10-18-2003, 07:14 AM
Hehehe. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Oh, and IBTL!


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XyZspineZyX
10-18-2003, 07:31 AM
Children are metaphysical obsentities anyways-so I hope I'm never in this conundrum /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
10-18-2003, 07:58 AM
Fort SkyGhost: lol Umm used World lingo for the translation so check for errors. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Aplica√ß„o Para A Permiss„o A
Date Minha Filha

Nota: Esta aplica√ß„o estar√° incompleta e rejeitou a menos que acompanhado por uma indica√ß„o financeira completa, history do trabalho, linage, o relat√¬≥rio m√©dico completo & atual de voc√¬™ medica & tr√¬™s pessoas escritas das refer√¬™ncias n„o relacionadas a voc√¬™ quem s„o tudo colunas proeminentes da comunidade.

Nome Dado Cheio:_____________________
Data De Nascimento:______________________
(nenhum nome do entalhe tal como slouchy, p-c„o, g-dinheiro, ponto, √© permitido)
Altura: peso do ___________:Cor Do Olho Do ___________:Cor Do Cabelo Do ________:_______
Comprimento do corte do surfer de Prepy da m√©dia da edi√ß„o do SOLDADO do cabelo (verifica√ß„o uma) [ ] [ ] [ ] Headbanger [ ]
Segurança Social #:____________________
Licença De Excitadores #: ___________________
Rank Do Scout De Menino:_______________________
Telefone #:__________________________
Endereço home:_________________________
(inclua sentidos)
Cidade:estado do ____________________:_____________________ Fecho de correr:_________________

1.Voc√¬™ tem 1 macho & 1 pai f√¬™mea? _______________________________
Se "N„o", Explique:


2.N√¬ļmero dos anos onde seus pais foram casados? _______________________
Alguma irm„o ou irm„? ___________
S„o Normal? ____________________

3.Voc√¬™ tem o acesso a uma camionete? _______
Caminh„o com pneus grandes? ________________
Cama da √°gua? ___________________________

4.Tenha um anel da orelha, o anel do nariz, o anel do bocal, o anel da tecla de barriga, o anel do tounge, ou o pr√¬*ncipe AlbertPiercing? ___________

5.Voc√¬™ tem um tattoo? ___________________

Se voc√¬™ responder sim # a 3, # 4, ou #5 interrompem esta aplica√ß„o e saem-na
Imediatamente!!!

6.Em 50 palavras ou menos o que lhe significa tarde?


7.Em 50 palavras ou em menos, o que N√∆íO LHE TOCAM em MEU meio da FILHA?

8.Em 50 palavras ou em menos, que eu SOU Um COLETOR do INJETOR significo-lhe?

9.Em 50 palavras ou em menos, que o abstinence significa-lhe?

10. Em 50 palavras ou em menos, que a DOR REAL significa-lhe?

11.Church/Temple/Synagogue que voc√¬™ atende: ___________________
Como frequentemente voc√¬™ atende? _______________________________

12.Quando se realizaria o mais melhor momento de o entrevistar serve de m„e & gena? _________

13.Quando seja o mais melhor momento de entrevistar seu Pastor/Priest/Rabbi? _______

14.Preencha por favor todos os espa√ßos em branco ou informa√ß„o adicional aqui:



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XyZspineZyX
10-18-2003, 08:26 AM
Well I am twenty, if anyone has a daughter in the 18 to 24 range that plays FB let me know/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif


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XyZspineZyX
10-18-2003, 08:28 AM
Christ, no wonder no one takes this board seriously. Might as well be a 12 year old's chat room.

XyZspineZyX
10-18-2003, 08:31 AM
Hi Dad

I'm filthy rich /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
10-18-2003, 08:39 AM
Get a Job People !

XyZspineZyX
10-18-2003, 09:51 AM
i totally agree with LuckyBoy1



LuckyBoy1 wrote:
- Just wait until they're 17 and trying to explain
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- I'm a big believer in aluminum baseball bats!!!
- Just swing it 'till it pings and you're done!

Tully__
10-18-2003, 10:02 AM
That's a keeper /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

And you're right, it's OT. Locking. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

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